Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Substitution]

...Welp. There went both of my picks. And on the same day no less.

 

[A10theHero]

Those mutts meant business this time around.

...Welp. There went both of my picks. And on the same day no less.

You still have Dark Link though!

 

[Substitution]

So only one of mine made it out alive.
What happened?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

None of mine made it...

Guess I'll root for Kon's teams (because I made those too)

 

[A10theHero]

It was a massacre, Sub.

Spoiler: Day 2

Caillou sprains his ankle while running away from Krillin. (Baldy is attacking Kid Baldy. Huh.)

Malefor is pricked by thorns while picking berries. ()

Hades overhears Spectre Knight and Alucard talking in the distance.

Kratos, Finn, and Dark Link hunt for other tributes.

Lemmy Koopa searches for a water source.

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 2

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Ganondorf
District 6

Spoiler: Night 2

Caillou passes out from exhaustion.

Alucard tries to treat his infection.

Krillin and Kratos fight Dark Link and Finn. Krillin and Kratos survive. (Nevermind, Sub. RIP Dark Link.)

Hades thinks about home.

Spectre Knight cries himself to sleep.

Lemmy Koopa tends to Malefor's wounds.

 

[Substitution]

...And then there were none.
Neat to know mine lasted long.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hades thinks about home.

lol

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I have one question... HOW THE HECK DID KRILLIN GET THIS FAR?!?!? Im just like... WHAHT?!?!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Everyone I picked is dead already.

lol

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Everyone I picked is dead already.

lol

 

[A10theHero]

Spoiler: The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Lemmy Koopa and Spectre Knight get into a fight over raw meat, but Lemmy Koopa gives up and runs away.

Alucard and Krillin fight Caillou and Kratos. Caillou and Kratos survive. (Not Krillin!)

Malefor sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family. (What friends and family? He's a solo evil villain! Man up, Malefor!)

Hades decides not to go to The Feast.

Spoiler: Day 3

Lemmy Koopa collects fruit from a tree.

Malefor questions his sanity. (I question his villainy.)

Hades and Spectre Knight split up to search for resources.

Kratos is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Caillou dies from hunger. (After killing Superman, this is how you die?!)

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 3

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Dark Link
District 9

Finn
District 4

Alucard
District 6

Krillin
District 11

Caillou
District 12

I think only Kon's and my proxies are left. Welp.

Spoiler: Night 3

Malefor cries himself to sleep. (Why is Malefor being such a terrible villain right now?)

Lemmy Koopa begs for Kratos to kill him. He refuses, keeping Lemmy Koopa alive.

Spectre Knight loses sight of where he is.

Hades is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"in Squidward voice" Will I ever win?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

RIP Alucard. You were always the coolest competitor <3

 

[A10theHero]

Spoiler: Day 4

Hades, Malefor, and Spectre Knight get into a fight. Hades triumphantly kills them both. (Malefor...)

Lemmy Koopa receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Kratos constructs a shack.

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 4

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Malefor
District 11

Spectre Knight
District 8

Spoiler: Night 4

Hades and Kratos tell stories about themselves to each other. (I'd wanna hear this. )

Lemmy Koopa tends to his wounds.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Lemmy Koopa needs to darkhorse win this thing!

 

[A10theHero]

Spoiler: Day 5

Lemmy Koopa sprains his ankle while running away from Kratos.

Hades picks flowers. ()

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 5

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Spoiler: Night 5

Lemmy Koopa tends to Hades's wounds. (BETRAYAL!?)

Kratos is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Spoiler: Day 6

Lemmy Koopa is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Kratos tries to sleep through the entire day.

Hades receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 6

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Spoiler: Night 6

Lemmy Koopa kills Kratos as he tries to run.

Hades dies from an infection. (Wait a minute. Didn't Lemmy treat Hades wounds earlier? Does that mean what I think it means?)

Spoiler: The Winner

The winner is Lemmy Koopa from District 12! Yay! I win! Thank you, based RNG!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

YES LEMMY YES!

Such a random winner <3

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hades, Malefor, and Spectre Knight get into a fight. Hades triumphantly kills them both. (Malefor...)

To be fair, Hades is literally the God of Evil.

 

[A10theHero]

I gotta go to class now. Here are some stats. Have fun discussing this interesting turn of events!

Spoiler: Summary

The Bloodbath
Light Yagami and Kite Man threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Ghirahim falls into a pit and dies.

Day 1
No deaths occurred.

Arena Event
Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena.
Falco Lombardi is eaten by wolf mutts.
Bill Cipher is eaten by wolf mutts.
Hades pushes Slade into a pack of wolf mutts.
Caillou pushes Superman into a pack of wolf mutts.
Qrow Branwen is eaten by wolf mutts.
Dante is eaten by wolf mutts.
Matter-Eater Lad is eaten by wolf mutts.
Spectre Knight pushes Link into a pack of wolf mutts.
Gordon Freeman is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.
Hyperion is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.

Night 1
Ganondorf begs for Alucard to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Ganondorf.

Day 2
No deaths occurred.

Night 2
Krillin and Kratos fight Dark Link and Finn. Krillin and Kratos survive.

The Feast
Alucard and Krillin fight Caillou and Kratos. Caillou and Kratos survive.

Day 3
Caillou dies from hunger.

Night 3
No deaths occurred.

Day 4
Hades, Malefor, and Spectre Knight get into a fight. Hades triumphantly kills them both.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
No deaths occurred.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
Lemmy Koopa kills Kratos as he tries to run.
Hades dies from an infection.
The winner is Lemmy Koopa from District 12!

Spoiler: Stats

Tribute Placements

1. Lemmy Koopa
2. Hades
3. Kratos
4. Spectre Knight
5. Malefor
6. Caillou
7. Krillin
8. Alucard
9. Finn
10. Dark Link
11. Ganondorf
12. Hyperion
13. Gordon Freeman
14. Link
15. Matter-Eater Lad
16. Dante
17. Qrow Branwen
18. Superman
19. Slade
20. Bill Cipher
21. Falco Lombardi
22. Ghirahim
23. Kite Man
24. Light Yagami
District Placements

1. District 12
2. District 7
3. District 8
4. District 11
5. District 6
6. District 4
7. District 9
8. District 1
9. District 3
10. District 10
11. District 2
12. District 5
Kills Made

4: Kratos
3: Caillou
3: Hades
2: Krillin
1: Alucard
1: Lemmy Koopa
1: Spectre Knight

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

How ironic that the wolf mutts got to Falco

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

How ironic that the wolf mutts got to Falco

Someone was satly about being cut

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Wow that was some blood bath early on

And Kite Man.
(Yes they are real characters. I'm not making any of this up.)

I knew kite man was a thing, just. . . not the other

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Caillou dies from hunger.

The fact that this happened right after the Feast is hilarious

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Kite-man....who daaat?

 

[Substitution]

Kite-man....who daaat?

One of the more laughable Batman villains.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I saw a top ten list of the worst Batman villains video once. Most of them I agreed with.

Maybe we could do a "Terrible Villains" sim at some point.

 

[Luig]

*checks thread*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

e could do a "Terrible Villains" sim at some point.

I propose Sunset Shimmer as one of them.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Villains from anime filler are normally lame. They could total work.

Oh wait! Now that I think about it, lame characters in general would work. The most terrible characters ever could be a theme.

 

[Deleted member]

How about anime villains?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I have another suggestion: competitive Melee players.

Although I'm not sure if the people on this board follow competitive Melee enough to care. Would you guys think this would be a good theme for a round?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Not many of us actually follow competitive smash other than the basics

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Not many of us actually follow competitive smash other than the basics

Alright, then.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I have another suggestion: competitive Melee players.

Although I'm not sure if the people on this board follow competitive Melee enough to care. Would you guys think this would be a good theme for a round?

Put in aMSa, Bizzaro Flame and Kage as contestants and I'm sold

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I do know a decent amount of good competitive Smashers, so at some point, sure.

I think later today I'm going to get working on the Laughable/Bad Villains Hunger Games. So far I've got:

Kite-Man (Batman)

Suggested by SG/Unicorn: Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony. Good character in the later movies, not so good of an antagonist in the first).

Any other bad villain suggestions?

 

[Luig]

Don't forget amsah, M2K, Abate...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Don't forget amsah, M2K, Abate...

Who's Amsah?

 

[BlueX]

Who's Amsah?

A top European Melee player. He mains Sheik and i think he is currently the best Sheik in Europe.

 

[Kneutronic]

Basically, all the other Gods of Melee along with M2K, and a couple of other notable players like Westballz, Axe, Hax, and Shroomed, on top of other players Uni and Luge suggested.

 

[Deleted member]

I do know a decent amount of good competitive Smashers, so at some point, sure.

I think later today I'm going to get working on the Laughable/Bad Villains Hunger Games. So far I've got:

Kite-Man (Batman)

Suggested by SG/Unicorn: Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony. Good character in the later movies, not so good of an antagonist in the first).

Any other bad villain suggestions?

idk... Black Doom from Shadow the hedgehog?