Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Hat N' Clogs]

Well, it sounds like more people are interested in competitive Melee players than I thought.

Ok, here's what we'll do: If you want to see a competitive Melee players simulator occur, like THIS post. If I think there are enough likes, I'll go ahead and make one, if that's fine with all of you.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

1. M2K
2. Hbox
3. Mang0
4. Armada
5. PPMD
6. Leffen
7. aMSa
8. Hax
9. Shroomed
10. Axe
11. Abate
12. Westballz
13. S2J
14. Kage
15. Bizzaro Flame
16. Wobbles
17. n0ne
18. Chillindude
19. Plup
20. Ken
21. DJ Nintendo
22. Green Ranger
23. MacD
24. PC Chris

 

[KingofPhantoms]

idk... Black Doom from Shadow the hedgehog?

I don't know anything about Black Doom, but I do know that game is widely considered garbage, so I suppose he'll count.

 

[Kneutronic]

Hmmm...

Lucky should be in there, too.
And maybe SFAT and DJ Nintendo.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

1. M2K
2. Hbox
3. Mang0
4. Armada
5. PPMD
6. Leffen
7. aMSa
8. Hax
9. Shroomed
10. Axe
11. Abate
12. Westballz
13. S2J
14. Kage
15. Bizzaro Flame
16. Wobbles
17. n0ne
18. Amsah
19. Plup

5 spots left...

We can include MacD, Ken, PC Chris, Chillindude, and Silent Wolf, maybe.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hmmm...

Lucky should be in there, too.
And maybe SFAT and DJ Nintendo.

Added those three and Green Ranger

EDIT: Actually, Lucky and SFAT might have to leave due to Hat's suggestions

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

OK, I have a smasher list:

Amsa
Bizarro Flame
Kage
Abate
Mew2King
Hungrybox
Armada
Leffen
Mango
Dr. Peepee
Westballz
Hax
Axe
Shroomed
S2J
Wobbles
Plup
DJ Nintendo
Green Ranger
MacD
Ken
PC Chris
Chillindude
Silent Wolf

Does it look good, guys? I've got 24 players here, in no particular order.

 

[Kneutronic]

OK, I have a smasher list:

Amsa
Bizarro Flame
Kage
Abate
Mew2King
Hungrybox
Armada
Leffen
Mango
Dr. Peepee
Westballz
Hax
Axe
Shroomed
S2J
Wobbles
Plup
DJ Nintendo
Green Ranger
MacD
Ken
PC Chris
Chillindude
Silent Wolf

Does it look good, guys? I've got 24 players here, in no particular order.

That looks pretty good.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

That looks pretty good.

Cool. Anybody else have any input before this simulator starts?

 

[Smudges]

Yep. I'm the best smasher ever, and I deserve to be on that list
I topped 4 school tournaments!

Also, tfw you put jalapenos instead of pickles:

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Cool. Anybody else have any input before this simulator starts?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Yep. I'm the best smasher ever, and I deserve to be on that list
I topped 4 school tournaments!

Much skill. Such power. Wow

Spoiler

LOL you're funny.

Alright then, I shall start the preparation for the Melee Smasher simulator if nobody else has any input!

 

[Kneutronic]

Is that wavedash?

 

[Smudges]

Is that wavedash?

Yes it is.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Is that wavedash?

Yes. Yes it is.

Well, I will that it's time to start the preparations! brb.

 

[Kneutronic]

Ok.

I should play Melee more often. ...Well, when I buy a copy of it, that is.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I call vouching silent wolf

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Ladies and gentleman.....it's time for the Super Smash Bros. Melee All-Star Hunger Games! Here are your competitors:

District 1: Armada and Mango
District 2: Hungrybox and Leffen
District 3: Mew2King and Dr. Peepee
District 4: Axe and Westballz
District 5: Plup and Silent Wolf
District 6: Hax and Shroomed
District 7: MacD and S2J
District 8: Amsa and Wobbles
District 9: Ken and PC Chris
District 10: DJ Nintendo and Chillindude
District 11: Abate and Kage
District 12: Bizzarro Flame and Green Ranger

May the odds be ever in your favor!

 

[Smudges]

Well, I'ma vouch for...
Hmm. There are a lot of people I like on that list

Chillindude
Green Ranger
Abate
Kage
Bizzaroflame
Wobbles

I'm forgetting some.
But I gotta go for Wobbles.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

HungryBox and Mango get my votes.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I vote for the Red Yoshi

 

[Kneutronic]

Let the games BEGIN!

My Votes:

Abate
M2K
Bizz
aMSa
Hax

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

The Bloodbath:

Spoiler

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

M2K takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

PPMD runs away from the Cornucopia.

PC Chris runs away from the Cornucopia.

DJN runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shroomed runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bizzarro Flame runs away from the Cornucopia.

Chillin stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Ken runs away from the Cornucopia.

Silent Wolf runs away from the Cornucopia.

Amsa runs away from the Cornucopia.

Green Ranger runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hax runs away from the Cornucopia.

MacD gathers as much food as he can.

Leffen grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Kage runs away from the Cornucopia.

Armada finds a canteen full of water.

Westballz runs away from the Cornucopia.

S2J runs away from the Cornucopia.

Plup and Axe fight for a bag. Plup gives up and retreats.

Abate gathers as much food as he can.

Mango runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hbox runs away from the Cornucopia.

Wobbles runs away from the Cornucopia.


well...that was somewhat uneventful, since everyone's still alive. *ahem* anywho...

Day 1:

Spoiler

M2K diverts Amsa's attention and runs away.

Shroomed sets an explosive off, killing Plup, Abate, Leffen and Westballz. (woah... Shroomed's takin' names! )

S2J is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

MacD tries to sleep through the entire day.

Axe receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

PPMD goes hunting.

Wobbles sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Bizzarro Flame, DJN, PC Chris, and Ken raid Green Ranger's camp while he is hunting.

Armada receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Silent Wolf and Hax split up to search for resources.

Chillin tries to spear fish with a trident.

Hbox chases Mango. (the rivalry lives on!)

Kage is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Fallen tributes:

Spoiler

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Plup
District 5

Abate
District 11

Leffen
District 2

Westballz
District 4

Who's still in?

Spoiler

1: Armada and Mango
2: Hungrybox
3: Mew2King and Dr. Peepee
4: Axe
5: Silent Wolf
6: Hax and Shroomed
7: MacD and S2J
8: Amsa and Wobbles
9: Ken and PC Chris
10: DJ Nintendo and Chillindude
11: Kage
12: Bizzarro Flame and Green Ranger

 

[Smudges]

Shroomed sets an explosive off, killing Plup, Abate, Leffen and Westballz.

M'boy Shroomed! That's who I forgot to vouch for.
So, votes for Wobbles and Shroomed.

 

[Kneutronic]

GEEZ!

Shroomed is out for blood!

I think I like him already. He killed the one person I didn't want to win.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shroomed used a giant pill

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shroomed ain't no joke.

Also when I read that second to last bit I pictured a Jigglypuff chasing Fox.

 

[Natz~]

At long last, it appears as though you're taking after your younger sister in violence.

Ah~ he's finally coming out of his shell~

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ah~ he's finally coming out of his shell~

One of us, one of us...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 1

Spoiler

Hbox lets Chillin into his shelter. (Maybe it's a trap! #Ackbar)

S2J tries to treat his infection.

Silent Wolf loses sight of where he is.

Green Ranger, Wobbles, and Mango sleep in shifts.

Amsa sets up camp for the night.

Shroomed loses sight of where he is.

MacD severely slices Bizzarro Flame with a sword.

DJN accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. (Dang it, DJ!)

PC Chris receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Kage passes out from exhaustion.

Armada receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Hax and PPMD run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

M2K receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Axe accidently steps on a landmine. (Oh great, not again! These landmines are cursed!)

Ken loses sight of where he is.

Day 2

Spoiler

Wobbles chases Amsa.

Kage injures himself.

Ken practices his archery.

PPMD injures himself.

Shroomed, M2K, Chillin, and Silent Wolf raid S2J's camp while he is hunting.

MacD attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

Green Ranger searches for a water source.

PC Chris scares Armada off.

Hbox dies of dysentery. (............eeeewww )

Mango scares Hax off.

Fallen Tributes

Spoiler

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Bizzarro Flame
District 12

DJN
District 10

Axe
District 4

MacD
District 7

Hbox
District 2

Who's left?

Spoiler

1: Armada and Mango
3: Mew2King and Dr. Peepee
5: Silent Wolf
6: Hax and Shroomed
7: S2J
8: Amsa and Wobbles
9: Ken and PC Chris
10: Chillindude
11: Kage
12: Green Ranger

 

[Kneutronic]

RIP DJ. Your Bowser will be remembered.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Did MacD use a beam sword?

 

[Smudges]

Bizzarro Flame

"Bury me with my money"
-Bizzaro Flame, 2016

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"Hbox dies of dysentery"

Ya kidding me?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 2

Spoiler

Ken and S2J hold hands. (commence the shipping)

Amsa defeats Wobbles in a fight, but spares his life. (He could regret it later...)

M2K cooks his food before putting his fire out. (and his strategic mind is still alive and well! Now it'll be harder to track him since the fire's gone)

PC Chris convinces PPMD to snuggle with him. (aaaaand....ship number 2)

Mango destroys Armada's supplies while he is asleep.

Green Ranger receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Silent Wolf ambushes Chillin and kills him. (his kill strategy fits his gamer tag)

Kage sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Shroomed decapitates Hax with a sword.

Day 3

Spoiler

Shroomed attacks Silent Wolf, but he manages to escape.

Wobbles discovers a river.

Green Ranger receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Ken goes hunting.

S2J thinks about home.

Kage and M2K hunt for other tributes. (potential alliance #1?)

Armada tries to sleep through the entire day.

PC Chris, PPMD, Mango, and Amsa hunt for other tributes. (potential alliance #2?)

Fallen Tributes

Spoiler

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Chillin
District 10

Hax
District 6

Who's left?

Spoiler

1: Armada and Mango
3: Mew2King and Dr. Peepee
5: Silent Wolf
6: Shroomed
7: S2J
8: Amsa and Wobbles
9: Ken and PC Chris
11: Kage
12: Green Ranger

 

[Smudges]

Shroomed decapitates Hax with a sword.

Shroomed. You're a monster.

 

[Kneutronic]

Silent Wolf ambushes Chillin and kills him. (his kill strategy fits his gamer tag)

Chillin, you should have expected that.

"My b."

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 3

Spoiler

Green Ranger thinks about home.

Kage lets Armada into his shelter.

M2K receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Shroomed and Ken tell stories about themselves to each other.

Wobbles tends to S2J's wounds. (ship #3?)

Mango is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Silent Wolf thinks about winning.

PPMD throws a knife into PC Chris's head. (What an evil genius....)

Amsa receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Day 4

Spoiler

Green Ranger, Silent Wolf, and Shroomed successfully ambush and kill Kage, Amsa, and PPMD. (Wow, Shroomed is surrounded by success right now.)

S2J sprains his ankle while running away from Ken.

M2K runs away from Mango.

Armada constructs a shack.

Wobbles practices his archery.

Fallen Tributes

Spoiler

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

PC Chris
District 9

Kage
District 11

Amsa
District 8

PPMD
District 3

Who's left?

Spoiler

1: Armada and Mango
3: Mew2King
5: Silent Wolf
6: Shroomed
7: S2J
8: Wobbles
9: Ken
12: Green Ranger

 

[Kneutronic]

3 Gods remain...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

aMSa died?

My vote is now for Green Ranger.