Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Unikorn screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

HEY GUYS! TRY TO COME INSIDE MY FORT!

There, reason.

 

[Substitution]

Substitution has an existential crisis.

"Why am I a plushie?! And what is really a plushie?!"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Who needs balls when you have a ****ing fort?!

Hey thats what i did, heck i built it in memorial

MetalBro leads LoneKonWolf off a cliff. (Aww... )

Arguing about whether or not Pichu is viable in Melee. I assumed you didn't really care about things like that.

I blame my terrible sense of direction. . .

Ah. . . well pretty much, but pichu is a funny case

 

[Natz~]

HEY GUYS! TRY TO COME INSIDE MY FORT!

There, reason.

can i come in

 

[Kneutronic]

Ken thinks about starting a band.

...Should I play the piano or the guitar...

 

[A10theHero]

...Should I play the piano or the guitar...

Or both?

Dang, another Arena Event happened.

Spoiler: Arena Event

Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes.

King of Phantoms, in agony, kills Almost Certainly Quite So so he does not have to be attacked by the squirrels.

FalKoopa survives.

MetalBro, in agony, kills Unikorn so he does not have to be attacked by the squirrels.
(Squirrels > Forts it seems)

Lily survives.

Omar is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.

Ken survives.

The squirrels separate and kill LucarioDude and Felix the Slayer.

Banjo survives.

Hat n' clogs survives.

Substitution survives.

Cyndane is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.

LumaOkami survives.

LuigiMaster is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 2

12 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Frostwraith
District 10

GoldenYuiitusin
District 12

LoneKonWolf
District 3

Arrow of Light
District 4

SilverEra
District 8

Almost Certainly Quite So
District 2

Unikorn
District 1

Omar
District 11

LucarioDude
District 11

Felix the Slayer
District 7

Cyndane
District 10

LuigiMaster
District 6

Spoiler: Night 2

Hat n' clogs tells a bad joke and is decapitated by FalKoopa and Lily.
(Dang it, Hat! Leave the bad jokes to me! )

Ken begins writing a memoir.

Substitution, Banjo, and King of Phantoms sing campfire songs. MetalBro kills them with a grenade.

LumaOkami has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear.

 

[Kneutronic]

...Dang. Never trust the squirrels, man.

 

[Substitution]

LumaOkami has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear.

Ah yes. The Great Ice Cream War of 2005.
No one survived with their hands clean... No one...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

HOW DID SQUIRRELS ATTACK ME?

HOW DID METALBRO GET IN?

*realizes that his "fort" was a sand castle*

Oh...

 

[Natz~]

MetalBro, in agony, kills Unikorn so he does not have to be attacked by the squirrels.
(Squirrels > Forts it seems)

....nevermind uni i don't want to come in...

LumaOkami has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear

...oh no....not.....not the war of cakes...there was too many of them...so many people...going...going...devouring them all...i ....could only save...so many....

 

[Natz~]

Ah yes. The Great Ice Cream War of 2005.
No one survived with their hands clean... No one...

or ice cream...i did cake

 

[LoneKonWolf]

At least this one wasn't as bad. . .

 

[A10theHero]

Spoiler: The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

LumaOkami decides not to go to The Feast.

Ken decides not to go to The Feast.

MetalBro decides not to go to The Feast.

FalKoopa decides not to go to The Feast.

Lily cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Spoiler: Day 3

Ken talks to LumaOkami while they hide in a tree.

FalKoopa picks flowers.

MetalBro gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery.
(That hand cramp must've been pretty bad)

A SECOND Arena Event. Dang it, RNG...

Spoiler: Arena Event

A fire spreads throughout the arena.

FalKoopa and LumaOkami fail to find a safe spot and suffocate.

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 3

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Hat n' clogs
District 2

Substitution
District 5

Banjo
District 5

King of Phantoms
District 4

Lily
District 7

MetalBro
District 8

FalKoopa
District 9

LumaOkami
District 3

Spoiler: The Winner

The winner is Ken from District 1!

Spoiler: Summary

The Bloodbath
Prepare Yourself makes fun of SilverEra's hair. SilverEra kills Prepare Yourself.
The DarkMetaKnight flips off the other contestants and is subsequently struck by lightning.

Day 1
Cyndane calls AEM a sissy and kills him.

Night 1
The ground disappears beneath Frostwraith's feet and he is swallowed by the Frozen Lake.
Ken pushes GoldenYuiitusin into his campfire.

Day 2
LoneKonWolf asks MetalBro for directions. MetalBro leads LoneKonWolf off a cliff.
Hat n' clogs calls Arrow of Light a sissy and kills him.
LuigiMaster calls SilverEra a sissy and kills him.

Arena Event
Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes.
King of Phantoms, in agony, kills Almost Certainly Quite So so he does not have to be attacked by the squirrels.
MetalBro, in agony, kills Unikorn so he does not have to be attacked by the squirrels.
Omar is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.
The squirrels separate and kill LucarioDude and Felix the Slayer.
Cyndane is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.
LuigiMaster is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.

Night 2
Hat n' clogs tells a bad joke and is decapitated by FalKoopa and Lily.
Substitution, Banjo, and King of Phantoms sing campfire songs. MetalBro kills them with a grenade.

The Feast
Lily cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Day 3
MetalBro gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery.

Arena Event
A fire spreads throughout the arena.
FalKoopa and LumaOkami fail to find a safe spot and suffocate.
The winner is Ken from District 1!

Spoiler: Statistics

Tribute Placements

1. Ken
2. LumaOkami
3. FalKoopa
4. MetalBro
5. Lily
6. King of Phantoms
7. Banjo
8. Substitution
9. Hat n' clogs
10. LuigiMaster
11. Cyndane
12. Felix the Slayer
13. LucarioDude
14. Omar
15. Unikorn
16. Almost Certainly Quite So
17. SilverEra
18. Arrow of Light
19. LoneKonWolf
20. GoldenYuiitusin
21. Frostwraith
22. AEM
23. The DarkMetaKnight
24. Prepare Yourself
District Placements

1. District 1
2. District 3
3. District 9
4. District 8
5. District 7
6. District 4
7. District 5
8. District 2
9. District 6
10. District 10
11. District 11
12. District 12
Kills Made

6: MetalBro
1: FalKoopa
1: LuigiMaster
1: SilverEra
1: Cyndane
1: King of Phantoms
1: Ken
1: Hat n' clogs
1: Lily

Here's the link again to run the sim:
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9ruI1wHf

 

[Natz~]

...awww so close... but damn metal O-O

 

[Kneutronic]

The winner is Ken from District 1!

...I won?

Well I'll be damned.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Congratulations ken.

Now i say we stock up on references we want added, miscellaneous or deaths, and list them here for thenext sim to go

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I WAS ROBBED!!!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Congratulations ken.

Now i say we stock up on references we want added, miscellaneous or deaths, and list them here for thenext sim to go

"X performs a Fatality on Y"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"X performs a Fatality on Y"

Theres one for the list

 

[Substitution]

"Y hugs X to death"
"X is banned by Y"

 

[Natz~]

"X and Y adopts a pet"
or
"X and Y adopts Z"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"X and Y (, Z, W, V) text each other)
Or "-chat through the boards"
Or whatever chating device

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"X feels lonely and commits seppuku"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"X feels lonely and commits seppuku"

That should replace the "cant handle circumstances" one

"X finds some pokeballs"
"X revives some pokeballs from a sponsor"
"X captures a wild pokemon"
"X befriends a wild pokemon"
"X steals Y pokemon/pokeball"
"X challenges to Y to a pokemon battle, (X or Y) wins and (X or Y) gets out alive"
"X challenges to Y to a pokemon battle, (X or Y) wins and (X or Y) fades to black(basically dies)"

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

Remind me not to insult Silvera 's hair

Also, please never stop running these. They're hilarious.

 

[Silvera]

Remind me not to insult Silvera 's hair

Also, please never stop running these. They're hilarious.

It would be more upsetting if I had no hair.

 

[Devil May Plop]

King of Phantoms, in agony, kills Almost Certainly Quite So so he does not have to be attacked by the squirrels.

Agh... K-King of Phantoms, listen. Those squirrels are closing in, and I'm just slowing you down...

Anyway...

"X hit Y with a Shoryuken and Y died."
"X punched a boulder onto Y."
"X kicked Y's *** and chewed bubblegum. But X ran out of bubblegum."
"X tried to use Aether but was facing the wrong way."
"X side b'd off the stage."

 

[Deleted member]

Somebody remembered me this time!

The DarkMetaKnight gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery.

Why must my death always be my fault?

LucarioDude and LoneKonWolf snuggle while Omar writes a fanfic.

This needs to be in all the sims.

LuigiMaster gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery
(RIP)

No R.I.P. for me?

The DarkMetaKnight flips off the other contestants and is subsequently struck by lightning.

It's not my fault they didn't agree with me!

Unikorn screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

Seems like Uni lately.

Now i say we stock up on references we want added, miscellaneous or deaths, and list them here for thenext sim to go

X Stops time for 9 Seconds and Crushes Y with a Steamroller
X Hallucinates and dies trying to kiss a Shark
X and Y fight over a rock. the rock kills them both.

 

[Devil May Plop]

"Almost Certainly Quite So screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason"

Sounds about right.
"Yo dudes, the party just got totally gnarled!" or something like that, I'm sure.

Anyway again...
"X is stabbed by Sephiroth, who then leaves"
"X Almost survived...But Not Quite."
"X falls on some spikes." (No, not THAT X!)
"X ran out of bezels, entered critical condition, and was easily picked off by Y."
"X wrote Y's name in the death note and Y died."
"X wrote Y's name in the death note, but misspelled it four times and had a heart attack."
"X gathered three pieces of evidence and used Bridge To The Turnabout on Y, KOing Y."

 

[Deleted member]

"X hits a tree in anger. the tree hits back and knocks him into a pit."

If nobody does anything i might do another Villain sim with custom events.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Just one more...

"X starts singing, Y hears and tries to do the Vashyron Dance, but that angered Z and Y died."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"X kicked Y's *** and chewed bubblegum. But X ran out of bubblegum."

Best one so far

"X Almost survived...But Not Quite."

"X wrote Y's name in the death note, but misspelled it four times and had a heart attack."

That was so stupid!

I like it

"X hits a tree in anger. the tree hits back and knocks him into a pit."

This is genius...

Just one more...

"X starts singing, Y hears and tries to do the Vashyron Dance, but that angered Z and Y died."

Finally an RoF joke from Mr. So

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"X tries to climb a tree, but it becomes sentient and strangles him/her to death."

I had this one in the Butt Monkey sim but it never seemed to be used.

Also:

"X starts sleepwalking and walks off a cliff."

 

[Devil May Plop]

Okay, last one, I promise!

"X throws a pebble, which bounced off of a tree causing it to fall over on a boulder that then broke into a bunch of tiny boulders killing A, B, C, and D."

Finally an RoF joke from Mr. So

Everything needs a RoF joke.

And I'm taking that nickname.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"X throws a pebble, which bounced off of a tree causing it to fall over on a boulder that then broke into abunch of tiny boulders killing A, B, C, and D."

A snowball effect? ****ing glorious!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Okay, I'm not going to put any last ones anymore and just pile on a whole bunch.

"X was chasing Y who fell on a banana peel. As X prepared to deal the finishing blow, X lost footing and tripped on the banana peel as well. Both were killed by Z, who tactically placed the banana peel there waiting for prey."
"X jumped really high, but died from the fall."
"Donald Trump lent X a small loan of one million dollars, but all that money was actually one million bombs, and X died."
"X is trampled by a unicorn."
(I'd like to see The Stoopid Unikorn get this one...)
"X gets stabbed by their own weapon."
"X says the alphabet and got their neck snapped by Y when X got to Z."
"Umbrella sent a Nemisis to go after X. X, unprepared, never stood a chance."
"Darth Vader arrived and claimed to be X's father. As X had a panic attack(THAT'S IMPOSSIBLLLLLLLLLE!), Y killed X. Vader, in turn, force choked Y."
The surviving tributes gang up on X, and as Y dealt the finishing blow, X said this: 'Et tu, Y? Than fall, X,' and dies."

Maybe I'll think of more later.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

OMG! ALMOST IS A ****ING GENIUS!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I was inspired by the Squirrel Event and did this:

Spoiler

A killer duck is let loose in the arena.

Winston Payne tries to use Donald Duck as a sacrifice. It succeeds and Winston Payne escapes.

Krillin tries to use Prinny as a sacrifice. It succeeds and Krillin escapes.

Yamcha survives.

Daffy Duck survives.

Jaune Arc survives.

The killer ducks devours Luigi

Kon survives.

Knuckles tries to use Sokka as a sacrifice. It succeeds and Knuckles escapes.

Nukesaku survives.

Shinji Ikari tries to use Jelly Jiggler as a sacrifice. It succeeds and Shinji Ikari escapes.

Scrat survives.

Claptrap survives.

Milhouse survives.

Detective Gumshoe unsuccessfully tries to attack the duck and is devoured.

Squidward survives.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

A killer duck is let loose in the arena.

Winston Payne tries to use Donald Duck as a sacrifice. It succeeds and Winston Payne escapes.

OH MY GOSH!!! A DUCK FOR A DUCK!!!

 

[Devil May Plop]

"X is acting particularly broody, so Y whacks X with a frying pan. X died, and Y cried because Y didn't intend to hit X that hard."
"X finds a spaceship. When X entered, it blew up."
"X falls into a giant oven and is cooked. Y finds the Kentucky Fried X and eats it."
"X said '**** this, I'm out,' and quit life."
"X, Y, and Z had an argument on who looked cooler with sunglasses. They later died from sunstroke."
"X tried to steal from a sleeping Y. But X was wearing clogs, so Y woke up and killed X."
"X finds a sword and tries to look cool by throwing it up and catching it. X does so, instantly winning the style victory."
"X finds a sword and tries to look cool by throwing it up and catching it. X fails, and the sword slices X in half."
"A bull happened onto the scene and ran X through."

That's it for this very moment...