"X tried to eat a corn dog. X died because the stick was a spike."
"X and Y had a conversation. It was nice. They both died. How? Who cares?"
"X went full on yandere for Y and killed Z because they briefly shared glances."
"X tried to walk on the wall out of boredom. Gravity decided to pull X back down, giving X a concussion."
"X made a parrot puppet. The puppet became sentient and took a big bite out of X and flew away."
"X started to sing a poem regarding bloodlust and insanity. Y gave X supplies because how much Y could relate to it."
"X decided to take up acting. A stage light fell on X."
"X played darts with Y's head as the target."
"X became a doctor."
"X played poker with Y and Z. But W came in and ruined the game. X, Y, and Z teamed up to kill W."
I'm having too much fun with these.