The Stoopid Unikorn
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I might literally die of laughter if you keep it up!
I might literally die of laughter if you keep it up!
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That would be awesome if you could do that...make it so Y fails to revive...and dies too...
This is the first time I can recall him winning the Butt Monkey sim.Kon uses a hatchet to chop down a tree, which falls on Shinji Ikari in His sleep.
The winner is Kon from District 1!
Unfortunately there's a limit on how much text you can put into one event. So some of these might not fit.Okay, I'm not going to put any last ones anymore and just pile on a whole bunch.
"X was chasing Y who fell on a banana peel. As X prepared to deal the finishing blow, X lost footing and tripped on the banana peel as well. Both were killed by Z, who tactically placed the banana peel there waiting for prey."
"X jumped really high, but died from the fall."
"Donald Trump lent X a small loan of one million dollars, but all that money was actually one million bombs, and X died."
"X is trampled by a unicorn."
(I'd like to see The Stoopid Unikorn get this one...)
"X gets stabbed by their own weapon."
"X says the alphabet and got their neck snapped by Y when X got to Z."
"Umbrella sent a Nemisis to go after X. X, unprepared, never stood a chance."
"Darth Vader arrived and claimed to be X's father. As X had a panic attack(THAT'S IMPOSSIBLLLLLLLLLE!), Y killed X. Vader, in turn, force choked Y."
The surviving tributes gang up on X, and as Y dealt the finishing blow, X said this: 'Et tu, Y? Than fall, X,' and dies."
Maybe I'll think of more later.
Hat n' clogs tells a bad joke and is decapitated by FalKoopa and Lily.
(Dang it, Hat! Leave the bad jokes to me! )
Oops, lol. For that reason I give you a...No R.I.P. for me?
That doesn't sound very good...Oops, lol. For that reason I give you a...
SUPER RIP
I've been in plenty of sims before. It's fine.A10theHero have you not been in any yet? We could take turns
You should start setting up the custom villains sim. Making custom events takes a long time.So when will we start the next thing? should i set up the custom villains thing or should i wait?
"X Turns himself into a vampire... in the middle of the day."
That doesn't sound very good...
THE AURUM BRAIN!!!Okay then. well recommend anyone that wasn't in the last villain sim.
They can be from the same series as one of them though.
Count Bleck?Okay then. well recommend anyone that wasn't in the last villain sim.
They can be from the same series as one of them though.
Waddle DeeOkay then. well recommend anyone that wasn't in the last villain sim.
They can be from the same series as one of them though.
"X took over the world, but died shortly after getting rekt by their nemesis"Also note that i said last villain sim not all of them.
If someone wasn't in the villain sim they can still go.
Also any ideas on custom events?
"X vows to change his ways if he survives."Also any ideas on custom events?
"X pushes Y off a cliff to a classic death by falling."Also any ideas on custom events?
Oh crap That makes two times now that I die via explosions.So I made some new events including custom arena events. I ran the sim again (this time with 36 tributes) and here were the results:
Hat n' Clogs finds a backpack full of bob-ombs. They detonate.
Dead Rising?Bonus points if you know what that last one is a reference to.
ARE YOU FREAKING...."X vows to change his ways if he survives."
"X dreams about his nemesis."
"X builds a doomsday device but it malfunctions and explodes, killing X."
So I made some new events including custom arena events. I ran the sim again (this time with 36 tributes) and here were the results:
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
GoldenYuiitusin screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.
Prepare Yourself runs away from the Cornucopia.
Elyssa distracts Banjo with a laser pointer and steals his supplies.
LucarioDude holds SSB Brawl down as Unikorn impales him with a sword.
A10theHero runs away from the Cornucopia.
Smudges runs away from the Cornucopia.
Super Smash Bros. jumps onto Substitution's back as they flee together.
The courageous Burning Mandala runs away.
Omar runs away from the Cornucopia.
Almost Quite Certainly So runs away from the Cornucopia.
Opossum runs away from the Cornucopia.
Silver Era makes fun of LuigiMaster's hair. LuigiMaster kills Silver Era.
Smash for Wii U runs away from the Cornucopia.
LumaOkami runs away from the Cornucopia.
The DarkMetaKnight runs away from the Cornucopia.
Green Monkey runs away from the Cornucopia.
Frostwraith jumps onto Felix the Slayer's back as they flee together.
Cyndane asks Arrow of Light and Hong for their friendship. They accept.
Ken runs away from the Cornucopia.
AEM runs away from the Cornucopia.
Metal Bro runs away from the Cornucopia.
The cowardly King of Phantoms runs away.
CrashBoards runs away from the Cornucopia.
FalKoopa distracts LoneKonWolf with a laser pointer and steals his supplies.
Melee makes a blood pact with the Frozen Lake and is gifted a backpack full of supplies.
Lily runs away from the Cornucopia.
Hat n' Clogs finds a backpack full of bob-ombs. They detonate.
Metal Bro finds a bee hive and becomes its queen.
Almost Quite Certainly So draws portraits of Bayonetta in the dirt.
Cyndane draws an anti-tribute circle. Unfortunately, it was an oval and Green Monkey kills Cyndane.
Substitution writes an opera.
Opossum builds a fort.
LuigiMaster has an existential crisis.
Omar offers Senpai flowers but is ignored. Out of sadness, he kills himself.
Frostwraith draws portraits of Bayonetta in the dirt.
GoldenYuiitusin draws portraits of Bayonetta in the dirt.
Lily writes an opera.
Smudges hums the Pokemon theme song.
LucarioDude builds a fort.
Burning Mandala challenges Smash for Wii U to a duel. Smash for Wii U loses and is banished to the Shadow Realm.
Arrow of Light screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.
Ken thinks about starting a band.
Melee receives a bunch of bricks from Donald Trump so he can build a wall.
A10theHero talks to LumaOkami while they hide in a tree.
LoneKonWolf finds the Dragon Balls and wishes for a hoagie.
Banjo hums the Pokemon theme song.
AEM picks flowers.
King of Phantoms receives a bunch of bricks from Donald Trump so he can build a wall.
Prepare Yourself writes an opera.
The DarkMetaKnight and FalKoopa geek out about ponies. Unikorn takes this opportunity to set them on fire.
Super Smash Bros. and Hong make jokes about the Frozen Lake.
Elyssa asks Felix the Slayer for directions. Felix the Slayer leads Elyssa off a cliff.
CrashBoards digs a hole and accidentally sets off a landmine.
Prepare Yourself and Smudges raid Metal Bro's camp.
King of Phantoms has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear.
Frostwraith has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear.
Ken has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear.
LoneKonWolf asks Burning Mandala to be his Senpai.
LuigiMaster asks Banjo to be his Senpai.
Opossum is bitten by a unicorn. He begins to violently vomit rainbows.
Lily makes a creepy mask and scares A10theHero
Green Monkey begins writing a memoir.
Almost Quite Certainly So educates GoldenYuiitusin on the importance of the number "47".
LucarioDude has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear.
Felix the Slayer adopts Arrow of Light as a pet.
Melee and Substitution argue about the viability of Pichu in Melee.
Hong discusses the American political climate with Super Smash Bros..
LumaOkami asks Unikorn to be her Senpai.
AEM has nightmares.Arrow of Light challenges Green Monkey to a duel. Arrow of Light loses and is banished to the Shadow Realm.
LuigiMaster and A10theHero make jokes about the Frozen Lake.
King of Phantoms builds a fort.
Metal Bro and Lily make jokes about the Frozen Lake.
LucarioDude picks flowers.
Frostwraith and Opossum both hide in the same bush, unaware of the other's presence.
Unikorn and LoneKonWolf geek out about ponies. LumaOkami takes this opportunity to set them on fire.
Smudges talks to Melee while they hide in a tree.
GoldenYuiitusin screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.
Prepare Yourself talks to Substitution while they hide in a tree.
Almost Quite Certainly So hums the Pokemon theme song.
Banjo screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.
Burning Mandala draws portraits of Bayonetta in the dirt.
Hong chops a tree down and kills Super Smash Bros. and Ken with it.
Felix the Slayer draws portraits of Bayonetta in the dirt.
AEM draws portraits of Bayonetta in the dirt.Smash Tournament
King of Phantoms doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
AEM doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
Substitution asks when's Melee and is brutally beaten by the other Tributes.
GoldenYuiitusin doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
Hong doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
Prepare Yourself asks when's Melee and is brutally beaten by the other Tributes.
A10theHero doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
LuigiMaster doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
Breaking the rules, Felix the Slayer and LumaOkami play with items. Bob-ombs rain down on them.
Melee defeats Metal Bro. Out of anger, Metal Bro strangles Melee with his controller.
Frostwraith doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
LucarioDude doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
Burning Mandala asks when's Melee and is brutally beaten by the other Tributes.
Green Monkey asks when's Melee and is brutally beaten by the other Tributes.
Lily asks when's Melee and is brutally beaten by the other Tributes.
Almost Quite Certainly So doesn't have enough money to enter and leaves.
Breaking the rules, Opossum and Smudges play with items. Bob-ombs rain down on them.
Banjo asks when's Melee and is brutally beaten by the other Tributes.Almost Quite Certainly So and Hong snuggle while Frostwraith writes a fanfic.
LuigiMaster makes a creepy mask and scares AEM
GoldenYuiitusin figures out how to end world hunger.
Metal Bro makes a creepy mask and scares A10theHero
LucarioDude figures out how to end world hunger.
King of Phantoms has nightmares.
I never made custom events for the Feast, so they're all default scenarios.
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
King of Phantoms gathers as much food into a bag as he can before fleeing.
Frostwraith bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Metal Bro decides not to go to The Feast.
LucarioDude decides not to go to The Feast.
A10theHero, Almost Quite Certainly So, and AEM confront each other, but grab what they want slowly to avoid conflict.
Hong takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.
GoldenYuiitusin falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
LuigiMaster decides not to go to The Feast.Almost Quite Certainly So and King of Phantoms make jokes about the Frozen Lake.
LucarioDude writes an opera.
Hong draws an anti-tribute circle. Unfortunately, it was an oval and AEM kills Hong.
A10theHero and Metal Bro agree to steal LuigiMaster's supplies. LuigiMaster overhears this and prepares.
Avoid the Mods!
King of Phantoms successfully evades the mods by hiding in a stream.
A bright light shines down on A10theHero. He is vaporized and turned into ash.
LuigiMaster and LucarioDude find a cave. Inside is an admin who then bans them.
A bright light shines down on AEM. He is vaporized and turned into ash.
While running, Metal Bro trips Almost Quite Certainly So. He is mauled by mods as Metal Bro escapes.King of Phantoms feels lonely and commits seppuku.The winner is Metal Bro from District 6!
There is a lot of fun stuff that happens. Be sure to check it out!
Not even close I'm afraid.Dead Rising?
Well...this is awkward...LumaOkami asks Unikorn to be her Senpai.
DAMMIT! I SHOULD'VE SAID YES!!!Unikorn and LoneKonWolf geek out about ponies. LumaOkami takes this opportunity to set them on fire.
Well I think it's already been answered beforeHow should I answer that question?
This should really be the other way around.The DarkMetaKnight and FalKoopa geek out about ponies. Unikorn takes this opportunity to set them on fire.
Is he really one of your favorites?Oh crap That makes two times now that I die via explosions.
Edit: My pattern of ever-fluctuating results continues. One round I perform really well, but not so much the next...
Anywho, with the villain sim, I know this is probably a controversial pick, but I'd like to suggest Foxy from fnaf.
Chuck Greene or that fat lady from Dead Rising 3Who would be the best dead rising villain? Could be anyone like TK or Leon bell
Something is rather off about this.Unikorn and LoneKonWolf geek out about ponies.