Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

......I'm certain it was meant to be for a couple reasons....

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I don't even know what pepe is by the way. . .

 

[Deleted member]

Performipals.

 

[Devil May Plop]

THIS ACID RAIN WON'T KEEP ME DOWN!

LET'S GO!

 

[Natz~]

Sure, after I pulled in Luma.
I'm like a firework: Quick, but goddamn efficient.

why did you have to kill me to

 

[Kneutronic]

EXACTLY! That will not be allowed in my world!

...Sir, you do realize that the events are completely ran-

I don't need your pity, Lawrence!

 

[Substitution]

why did you have to kill me to

Because you were the one nearest to me.

 

[Natz~]

Because you were the one nearest to me.

ya because i was killing you

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Performipals.

Ah, no never used any in any game I've played

 

[A10theHero]

I gotta ask Omar for a copy of that fanfic once he finishes it.

Spoiler: The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

LucarioDude decides not to go to The Feast.

Omar, LoneKonWolf, and Felix the Slayer get into a fight. LoneKonWolf triumphantly kills them both.

LuigiMaster destroys Cyndane's memoirs out of spite.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

EXACTLY! That will not be allowed in my world!

...Sir, you do realize that the event are completely ran-

I don't need your pity, Lawrence!

Shut up, you two lovebirds

 

[A10theHero]

Ah, no never used it

It's pretty new. I think it only recently released in America anyways.

 

[Substitution]

ya because i was killing you

Exactly.
I was simply repaying the favor.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I gotta ask Omar for a copy of that fanfic once he finishes it.

Spoiler: The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

LucarioDude decides not to go to The Feast.

Omar, LoneKonWolf, and Felix the Slayer get into a fight. LoneKonWolf triumphantly kills them both.

LuigiMaster destroys Cyndane's memoirs out of spite.

Cursed yourself a10, with that victory i burned it

 

[LoneKonWolf]

It's pretty new. I think it only recently released in America anyways.

Oh that explains a lot

 

[A10theHero]

Spoiler: Day 2

LoneKonWolf builds a fort.

Cyndane draws anti-tribute circles in the ground.

LucarioDude challenges LuigiMaster to a duel. LucarioDude loses and is banished to the Shadow Realm.
(Yo, can we talk about Weegee? Early on he was just doing crazy things like screaming and having PTSD flashbacks, but now he's starting to do some pretty nasty stuff. )

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 2

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

AEM
District 9

Omar
District 11

Felix the Slayer
District 7

LucarioDude
District 11

Spoiler: Night 2

Cyndane and LoneKonWolf raid LuigiMaster's camp.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

And now i built a home

I hope i made a grave for katt. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

And now i built a home

I hope i made a grave for katt. . .

Awwww~

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Im personally cheering for Kon <3
First he avenges me by taking out Omar, and then he honors his sister <3
Best player this round, definitely

 

[Natz~]

And now i built a home

I hope i made a grave for katt. . .

awwww....thats sweet konnie *sniff*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Im personally cheering for Kon <3
First he avenges me by taking out Omar, and then he honors his sister <3
Best player this round, definitely

Uh. . . thanks mate

 

[A10theHero]

Here comes the epic conclusion:

Spoiler: Day 3

Cyndane draws anti-tribute circles in the ground.

LoneKonWolf draws anti-tribute circles in the ground.

(Kon and Cyndane are both playing smart, lol)

LuigiMaster gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery
(RIP)

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 3

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

LuigiMaster
District 6

Spoiler: Night 3

Cyndane is mauled by a butterfly.

Spoiler: The Winner

The winner is LoneKonWolf from District 3!

Spoiler: The Placements

LoneKonWolf
Winner
District 3
4 Kills Cyndane
2nd Place
District 10 LuigiMaster
3rd Place
District 6
2 Kills LucarioDude
4th Place
District 11 Felix the Slayer
5th Place
District 7 Omar
6th Place
District 11
1 Kill

AEM
3rd Place
District 9 Prepare Yourself
3rd Place
District 12 MetalBro
4th Place
District 8 Frostwraith
5th Place
District 10 Banjo
6th Place
District 5 Substitution
3rd Place
District 5
2 Kills

LumaOkami
3rd Place
District 3 Almost Certainly Quite So
3rd Place
District 2 Hat n' clogs
4th Place
District 2 King of Phantoms
5th Place
District 4
1 Kill Lily
6th Place
District 7
1 Kill The DarkMetaKnight
3rd Place
District 6
1 Kill

GoldenYuiitusin
3rd Place
District 12 Arrow of Light
3rd Place
District 4 Ken
4th Place
District 1 SilverEra
5th Place
District 8 Unikorn
6th Place
District 1 FalKoopa
3rd Place
District 9

Fal just flipped everyone off and he still got 3rd place!

Spoiler: Summary

The Bloodbath
FalKoopa flips off the other contestants and is subsequently struck by lightning.
Lily kills Unikorn with a Falcon Punch.
Substitution impales SilverEra with a sword and smothers Ken to death with the corpse.

Day 1
Arrow of Light asks King of Phantoms for directions. King of Phantoms leads Arrow of Light off a cliff.
GoldenYuiitusin challenges LoneKonWolf to a duel. GoldenYuiitusin loses and is banished to the Shadow Realm.
The DarkMetaKnight gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery.

Arena Event
Acidic rain pours down on the arena.
Lily shoves King of Phantoms into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by King of Phantoms, killing them both.
Omar refuses Hat n' clogs shelter, killing him.
Almost Certainly Quite So trips face first into a puddle of acidic rain.
LumaOkami shoves Substitution into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by Substitution, killing them both.
Banjo shoves Frostwraith into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by Frostwraith, killing them both.
MetalBro is unable to find shelter and dies.
LoneKonWolf injures Prepare Yourself and leaves him in the rain to die.

Night 1
AEM is mauled by a butterfly.

The Feast
Omar, LoneKonWolf, and Felix the Slayer get into a fight. LoneKonWolf triumphantly kills them both.

Day 2
LucarioDude challenges LuigiMaster to a duel. LucarioDude loses and is banished to the Shadow Realm.

Night 2
No deaths occurred.

Day 3
LuigiMaster gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery.

Night 3
Cyndane is mauled by a butterfly.
The winner is LoneKonWolf from District 3!

Spoiler: Statistics

Tribute Placements

1. LoneKonWolf
2. Cyndane
3. LuigiMaster
4. LucarioDude
5. Felix the Slayer
6. Omar
7. AEM
8. Prepare Yourself
9. MetalBro
10. Frostwraith
11. Banjo
12. Substitution
13. LumaOkami
14. Almost Certainly Quite So
15. Hat n' clogs
16. King of Phantoms
17. Lily
18. The DarkMetaKnight
19. GoldenYuiitusin
20. Arrow of Light
21. Ken
22. SilverEra
23. Unikorn
24. FalKoopa
District Placements

1. District 3
2. District 10
3. District 6
4. District 11
5. District 7
6. District 9
7. District 12
8. District 8
9. District 5
10. District 2
11. District 4
12. District 1
Kills Made

4: LoneKonWolf
2: LuigiMaster
2: Substitution
1: Lily
1: King of Phantoms
1: The DarkMetaKnight
1: Omar

I'm probably gonna simulate that again. A lot of fun stuff I wrote didn't get in cuz everyone died so quickly.

To access it:

Your code is: 9ruI1wHf

You may also access your season at this URL:
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9ruI1wHf

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

THAT ENDING!!!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Kon wins!!! :D

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Huh i got the most kills and that was my first victory hooray, as i sit alone in my fort on memorial to katt, great ending

Also please, this was amazing but the acid rain kind of ruined things, encore mate

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

ADD SOME REFERENCES!!!

 

[A10theHero]

Running it again:

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

AEM screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

Prepare Yourself makes fun of SilverEra's hair. SilverEra kills Prepare Yourself.

Almost Certainly Quite So runs away from the Cornucopia.

Frostwraith, LoneKonWolf, and Ken tickle LucarioDude and steal his supplies.

LuigiMaster runs away from the Cornucopia.

MetalBro runs away from the Cornucopia.

The courageous Unikorn runs away.

Felix the Slayer runs away from the Cornucopia.

The DarkMetaKnight flips off the other contestants and is subsequently struck by lightning.

Lily runs away from the Cornucopia.

Arrow of Light runs away from the Cornucopia.

Substitution runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hat n' clogs runs away from the Cornucopia.

GoldenYuiitusin runs away from the Cornucopia.

FalKoopa asks King of Phantoms and Omar for their friendship. They accept.

LumaOkami screams at the top of her lungs for no apparent reason.

Cyndane distracts Banjo with a laser pointer and steals his supplies.

Spoiler: Day 1

Ken and Frostwraith agree to steal LuigiMaster's supplies. LuigiMaster overhears this and prepares.

GoldenYuiitusin builds a fort.

Unikorn builds a fort.

LucarioDude thinks about starting a band.

SilverEra and Lily make jokes about the Frozen Lake.

LoneKonWolf has an existential crisis.

King of Phantoms and Almost Certainly Quite So both hide in the same bush, unaware of the other's presence.

Hat n' clogs hums the Pokemon theme song.

Omar hums the Pokemon theme song.

Substitution hums the Pokemon theme song.

Banjo talks to FalKoopa while they hide in a tree.

Felix the Slayer hums the Pokemon theme song.

Cyndane calls AEM a sissy and kills him.

MetalBro and Arrow of Light agree to steal LumaOkami's supplies. LumaOkami overhears this and prepares.

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 1

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Prepare Yourself
District 12

The DarkMetaKnight
District 6

AEM
District 9

Spoiler: Night 1

Omar and Banjo raid LumaOkami's camp.

Unikorn breaks into song.

LucarioDude dreams about LuigiMaster.

The ground disappears beneath Frostwraith's feet and he is swallowed by the Frozen Lake.

Felix the Slayer makes a creepy mask and scares SilverEra

MetalBro begins writing a memoir.

Cyndane has nightmares.

Hat n' clogs and LoneKonWolf argue about the viability of Pichu in Melee.

King of Phantoms, FalKoopa, and Almost Certainly Quite So agree to share supplies for the night.

Arrow of Light screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

Substitution and Lily sing a duet.

Ken pushes GoldenYuiitusin into his campfire.

Edit: Sorry, Uni. Didn't see that post.
But I did add the death by ignoring Kon suggested.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

ADD SOME REFERENCES!!!

How about getting guned down by a arwing?
Or eaten by a yoshi and turned into a egg?
Or getting a starman and going on a rampage?

Lots of possibilities in Nintendo land. . ,

 

[Substitution]

Frostwraith, LoneKonWolf, and Ken tickle LucarioDude and steal his supplies.

This sounds like the start of some really kinky fanfic to be honest.

 

[Natz~]

yay konnie wins~

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Don't mvg
Don't

 

[Kneutronic]

The ground disappears beneath Frostwraith's feet and he is swallowed by the Frozen Lake.

And the frozen lake strikes again...

 

[Substitution]

Don't mvg
Don't

Well how else can I interpret it?

And the frozen lake strikes again...

It's ironic how "Frostwraith" dies to freezing.

 

[Mythra]

Good thing that sim knows butterflies are evil

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Well how else can I interpret it?


It's ironic how "Frostwraith" dies to freezing.

Nothing ignore it exists

 

[A10theHero]

You guys are missing some fun stuff:

Cyndane distracts Banjo with a laser pointer and steals his supplies.

Cyndane calls AEM a sissy and kills him.

Cyndane is in it to win it this time, lol.

LucarioDude dreams about LuigiMaster.

Hat n' clogs and LoneKonWolf argue about the viability of Pichu in Melee.

It's funny cuz Kon doesn't care at all about this.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

You guys are missing some fun stuff:


Cyndane is in it to win it this time, lol.





It's funny cuz Kon doesn't care at all about this.

Well she did get mauled by a butterfly at the last moment

And. . . what do you mean by that?

 

[Kneutronic]

Ken pushes GoldenYuiitusin into his campfire.

FIYAAAAAH

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The courageous Unikorn runs away.

Unikorn builds a fort.

Who needs balls when you have a ****ing fort?!

 

[A10theHero]

Spoiler: Day 2

Unikorn screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

LoneKonWolf asks MetalBro for directions. MetalBro leads LoneKonWolf off a cliff. (Aww... )

Substitution has an existential crisis.

Ken thinks about starting a band.

Hat n' clogs calls Arrow of Light a sissy and kills him. (Dang, I bet it was that ***** n' who did this!)

Cyndane builds a fort.

Omar screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

Lily picks flowers. (Fitting)

Almost Certainly Quite So screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

LumaOkami screams at the top of her lungs for no apparent reason.

Felix the Slayer and LucarioDude both hide in the same bush, unaware of the other's presence.

Banjo has an existential crisis.

King of Phantoms builds a fort.

LuigiMaster calls SilverEra a sissy and kills him. (RIP)

FalKoopa draws anti-tribute circles in the ground.

And. . . what do you mean by that?

Arguing about whether or not Pichu is viable in Melee. I assumed you didn't really care about things like that.