Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

ADD SUBBY TOO!!!

 

[Substitution]

ADD SUBBY TOO!!!

Did someone say "killing"?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

We also can't forget Silver Era, Metal Bro, and all of the mods.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I will gladly participate.

Even if it means that I will probably die in a very short amount of time, with no kills or any success whatsoever. Again.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Did someone say "killing"?

Yes, you did

 

[Devil May Plop]

I will gladly participate.

Even if it means that I will probably die in a very short amount of time, with no kills or any success whatsoever. Again.

No, that'll be me!

 

[A10theHero]

The list right now:
Uni
Ken
Hat
AQCS
Kon
Luma
AoL
KoP
Banjo
Sub
Weegee
DMK
Lily
Felix
Metal
Silver
AEM
Fal
Frosty
Cyndane
Omar
LucarioDude
Golden
Prepare_Yourself

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Add @Prepare_Yourself and @GoldenYuiitusin

Last spot should be Crashboards

 

[A10theHero]

Added Golden. I'm not sure if PY is prepared for this yet.

(I guess I'll swap myself out for him then)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Added Golden. I'm not sure if PY is prepared for this yet.

(I guess I'll swap myself out for him then)

NO! COME BACK!

 

[A10theHero]

It's fine, lol.
Since he's been tagged, I don't want his visit to be a waste.

 

[A10theHero]

Without further ado:

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cyndane runs away from the Cornucopia.

FalKoopa flips off the other contestants and is subsequently struck by lightning.

GoldenYuiitusin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hat n' clogs runs away from the Cornucopia.

LucarioDude runs away from the Cornucopia.

LuigiMaster jumps onto King of Phantoms's back as they flee together.

LumaOkami runs away from the Cornucopia.

LoneKonWolf runs away from the Cornucopia.

The DarkMetaKnight runs away from the Cornucopia.

Banjo jumps onto Felix the Slayer's back as they flee together.

Almost Certainly Quite So runs away from the Cornucopia.

Arrow of Light runs away from the Cornucopia.

Prepare Yourself asks Omar and Frostwraith for their friendship. They accept.

AEM runs away from the Cornucopia.

MetalBro runs away from the Cornucopia.

Lily kills Unikorn with a Falcon Punch.

Substitution impales SilverEra with a sword and smothers Ken to death with the corpse.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It's fine, lol.
Since he's been tagged, I don't want his visit to be a waste.

He wasn't prepared for it either way

 

[Devil May Plop]

Without further ado:

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cyndane runs away from the Cornucopia.

FalKoopa flips off the other contestants and is subsequently struck by lightning.

GoldenYuiitusin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hat n' clogs runs away from the Cornucopia.

LucarioDude runs away from the Cornucopia.

LuigiMaster jumps onto King of Phantoms's back as they flee together.

LumaOkami runs away from the Cornucopia.

LoneKonWolf runs away from the Cornucopia.

The DarkMetaKnight runs away from the Cornucopia.

Banjo jumps onto Felix the Slayer's back as they flee together.

Almost Certainly Quite So runs away from the Cornucopia.

Arrow of Light runs away from the Cornucopia.

Prepare Yourself asks Omar and Frostwraith for their friendship. They accept.

AEM runs away from the Cornucopia.

MetalBro runs away from the Cornucopia.

Lily kills Unikorn with a Falcon Punch.

Substitution impales SilverEra with a sword and smothers Ken to death with the corpse.

Wow, FalKoopa got hit with karma HARD.

...Four deaths already. This doesn't bode well for me, eh?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

LuigiMaster jumps onto King of Phantoms's back as they flee together.

[insert pony joke here]

Lily kills Unikorn with a Falcon Punch.

Well, at least I died in the most epic of ways...

FalKoopa flips off the other contestants and is subsequently struck by lightning.

Substitution impales SilverEra with a sword and smothers Ken to death with the corpse.

HOLY ****ING ****!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

So:
Uni
Ken
Hats
ACQS
KoP
Me

I'm guessing Kon, Luma, Banjo and AoL as well, right?

Pretty much, also for a death i want someone to be "ignored to death"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pretty much, also for a death i want someone to be "ignored to death"

That would've been stupid, but a good kind of stupid...

 

[A10theHero]

Wow, FalKoopa got hit with karma HARD.

...Four deaths already. This doesn't bode well for me, eh?

It gets worse, lol.

Pretty much, also for a death i want someone to be "ignored to death"

I will add that to the list once this is over.

Spoiler: Day 1

AEM has an existential crisis.

LucarioDude picks flowers.

Prepare Yourself thinks about starting a band.

Felix the Slayer and Hat n' clogs agree to steal Lily's supplies. Lily overhears this and prepares.

Banjo hums the Pokemon theme song.

Substitution and MetalBro both hide in the same bush, unaware of the other's presence.

Omar has an existential crisis.

Arrow of Light asks King of Phantoms for directions. King of Phantoms leads Arrow of Light off a cliff.

Cyndane builds a fort.

Almost Certainly Quite So thinks about starting a band.

GoldenYuiitusin challenges LoneKonWolf to a duel. GoldenYuiitusin loses and is banished to the Shadow Realm.

Frostwraith hums the Pokemon theme song.

The DarkMetaKnight gets a hand cramp and puts himself out of his misery.

LumaOkami has an existential crisis.

LuigiMaster screams at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.

Spoiler: Arena Event

Acidic rain pours down on the arena.

Lily shoves King of Phantoms into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by King of Phantoms, killing them both.

LucarioDude survives.

Omar refuses Hat n' clogs shelter, killing him.

Almost Certainly Quite So trips face first into a puddle of acidic rain.

LuigiMaster survives.

Cyndane survives.

Felix the Slayer survives.

AEM survives.

LumaOkami shoves Substitution into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by Substitution, killing them both.

Banjo shoves Frostwraith into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by Frostwraith, killing them both.

MetalBro is unable to find shelter and dies.

LoneKonWolf injures Prepare Yourself and leaves him in the rain to die.

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 1

17 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

FalKoopa
District 9

Unikorn
District 1

SilverEra
District 8

Ken
District 1

Arrow of Light
District 4

GoldenYuiitusin
District 12

The DarkMetaKnight
District 6

Lily
District 7

King of Phantoms
District 4

Hat n' clogs
District 2

Almost Certainly Quite So
District 2

LumaOkami
District 3

Substitution
District 5

Banjo
District 5

Frostwraith
District 10

MetalBro
District 8

Prepare Yourself
District 12

 

[LoneKonWolf]

And late. . . but damn mvg

 

[Natz~]

and people say i'm sociopathic.... O-O

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . so i banish golden and left P_Y to die
. . . huh

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

17 people died on the first day?

Now THAT is a ****ing bloodbath!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Almost Certainly Quite So thinks about starting a band.

Hell yeah! I'll call it acid trip!

Almost Certainly Quite So trips face first into a puddle of acidic rain.

My dreams have been realized too literally...

 

[Deleted member]

....I got banished to the Shadow Realm?

What the **** is up with the Simulator?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

This acid rain thing really made bank!

RIP to me and everyone else who tragically fell due to cheap arena gimmicks.

 

[A10theHero]

....I got banished to the Shadow Realm?

What the **** is up with the Simulator?

I added custom events. That's one I made.

17 deaths and it isn't even nightfall, lol. Will definitely have to run this again.

Spoiler: Night 1

Felix the Slayer educates Cyndane on the importance of the number "47". (For KingofPhantoms )

AEM is mauled by a butterfly.

LucarioDude and LoneKonWolf snuggle while Omar writes a fanfic. ()

LuigiMaster has flashbacks of the War and cowers in fear.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

 

[Deleted member]

And how did I lose the duel?
I've got a kickass Blue-Eyes deck.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

....I got banished to the Shadow Realm?

What the **** is up with the Simulator?

Maybe it's a estiment on your recent victories in smash,
sorry if that joke was offensive

 

[Devil May Plop]

Arrow of Light asks King of Phantoms for directions. King of Phantoms leads Arrow of Light off a cliff.

Can we talk about how win this is?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

LucarioDude and LoneKonWolf snuggle while Omar writes a fanfic. ()

. . . you got to be ****ing kidding me. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Maybe it's a estiment on your recent victories in smash,
sorry if that joke was offensive

 

[A10theHero]

And how did I lose the duel?
I've got a kickass Blue-Eyes deck.

Fam, that deck ain't viable now. Not by a long-shot. I bet Kon was running a PePe deck.

 

[Kneutronic]

Substitution impales SilverEra with a sword and smothers Ken to death with the corpse.

...Are you f***ing kidding me?

 

[Substitution]

...Are you f***ing kidding me?

What can I say...
I am one to entertain!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Fam, that deck ain't viable now. Not by a long-shot. I bet Kon was running a PePe deck.

I usually prefer luck base deck, and then make it so i win all my luck bets, my brother taught me that well

...Are you f***ing kidding me?

A10 has a warped mind

 

[Kneutronic]

What can I say...
I am one to entertain!

At least the acid rain avenged me...

 

[Substitution]

At least the acid rain avenged me...

Sure, after I pulled in Luma.
I'm like a firework: Quick, but goddamn efficient.

 

[Deleted member]

Maybe it's a estiment on your recent victories in smash,
sorry if that joke was offensive

......I'm certain it was meant to be for a couple reasons....

Fam, that deck ain't viable now. Not by a long-shot. I bet Kon was running a PePe deck.

If he was, he using a broke as hell deck.

 

[A10theHero]

...Are you f***ing kidding me?