Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Natz~]

Milhouse, Jelly Jiggler and Daffy Duck start fighting. Daffy Duck triumphantly kills them both. (Dang, Daffy....)

well he certianly wasn't going to be someones dinner

Detective Gumshoe picks flowers.

lovely~

 

[A10theHero]

RIP DBZ characters

 

[LoneKonWolf]

At least i'm staying out if trouble. . ,

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Night 3

Spoiler

Detective Gumshoe defeats Kon in a fight, but spares his life. (Well, you were the one who brought him into this, Kon. He'll either die or have a moment of glory all to himself in the end You gave him a blessing and a curse.)

Winston Payne defeats Pit in a fight, but spares his life.

Prinny and Daxter tell stories about themselves to each other.

Sokka, Shinji Ikari, and Scrat get into a fight. Scrat triumphantly kills them both. (....don't steal this Squirrel's acorn. Ever. )

Squidward convinces Apollo Justice to snuggle with him.

Kenny is awoken by nightmares.

Nukesaku receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Daffy Duck receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Boo. I should've removed more of the original death scenarios than I did.

Day 4

Spoiler

Winston Payne diverts Nukesaku's attention and runs away.

Scrat steals from Pit while he isn't looking.

Apollo Justice and Prinny work together for the day.

Daxter makes a slingshot.

Squidward receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Detective Gumshoe and Daffy Duck work together for the day.

Kon stalks Kenny .

Fallen Tributes 4

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Sokka
District 12

Shinji Ikari
District 8

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kon stalks Kenny .

We got our first ship, ladies

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Detective Gumshoe defeats Kon in a fight, but spares hislife. (Well, you were the one who brought him into this, Kon. He'll either die or have a moment of glory all to himself in the end You gave him a blessing and a curse.)

. . . thank you gumshoe, I've never liked you more than i do now
. . . amd now watch as he kills me literally right after

 

[LoneKonWolf]

We got our first ship, ladies

Have i mentioned how much i hate you?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Night 4

Spoiler

Daxter convinces Prinny to snuggle with him. (Well, it is a penguin of some kind, right? Might be able to provide some kind of warmth...)

Winston Payne tries to treat his infection.

Kon attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Scrat is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Daffy Duck talks to Himself, laughing at their own stories.

Nukesaku receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Pit cries himself to sleep. (All those insults finally got to him, apparently.)

Detective Gumshoe and Squidward talk about the tributes still alive.

Apollo Justice tries to sing himself to sleep.

Kenny tries to sing himself to sleep.

Day 5

Spoiler

Scrat chases Winston Payne.

Daxter successfully climbs a mountain, but his victory screams cause an avalanche.

Prinny discovers a river.

Detective Gumshoe discovers a river.

Pit, Kon, and Squidward hunt for other tributes.

Daffy Duck travels to higher ground.

Nukesaku sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Apollo Justice accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it.

Kenny is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Ah, that's what I like to see. Some proper stupid deaths.

Fallen Tributes 5

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Daxter
District 8

Apollo Justice
District 10

 

[Devil May Plop]

Winston Payne defeats Pit in a fight, but spares his life.

How.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Have i mentioned how much i hate you?

Have I mentionned how much I care about your opinion?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

How.

Because Palutena wasn't there to guide him

 

[Natz~]

Daxter convinces Prinny to snuggle with him. (Well, it is a penguin of some kind, right? Might be able to provide some kind of warmth...)

well a dead human soul reincarnated inside a penguin suit, but yes they are snuggable
just becareful if you drop him, he'll explode killing himself and everyone else around him

 

[A10theHero]

Kon attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Katt's molotovs could be pretty useful right about now.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Night 5: The night of absolutely no significance whatsoever.

Spoiler

Prinny, Detective Gumshoe, Daffy Duck, and Squidward sleep in shifts.

Nukesaku convinces Winston Payne to snuggle with him.

Kon, Pit, and Kenny sleep in shifts.

Scrat is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. (His fictional species survived just fine in the Ice Age. He'll be fine here. )

Day 6

Spoiler

Prinny, Detective Gumshoe, Squidward, and Daffy Duck raid Scrat's camp while he is hunting.

Pit hunts for other tributes.

Kon picks flowers, one of which sprays lethal acid in His face. (Well. There ya go.)

Winston Payne discovers a river.

Nukesaku discovers a river.

Kenny fishes.

On the other hand, at least something went down on Day 6.

Fallen Tributes 6

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Kon

District 1

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Have I mentionned how much I care about your opinion?

Several, i just don't care right back

Thats probably what makes us good friends

Katt's molotovs could be pretty useful right about now.

. . . .

 

[Natz~]

Kon picks flowers, one of which sprays lethal acid in His face. (Well. There ya go.)

HAH thats what you get for always picking flowers in these things konnie

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

R.I.P. Kon. He was number 1

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kon picks flowers, one of which sprays lethal acid in His face. (Well. There ya go.)

That was so stupid

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Kon picks flowers, one of which sprays lethal acid in His face. (Well. There ya go.)

Well . . . i was scared of what would happen in my death. . . at least it was unique

 

[LoneKonWolf]

That was so stupid

Ya. . .i have nothing to come back. . .

 

[Kneutronic]

Oh, looks like I missed a bunch.

And a few that I was rooting for have already died...

 

[Devil May Plop]

Poor Kon.

Died like a true butt monkey.

 

[Natz~]

Oh, looks like I missed a bunch.

And a few that I was rooting for have already died...

YOU CAN ALWAYS ROOT FOR PRINNY!

 

[Kneutronic]

Kon's death was one I never saw before. ...I'm gonna have to stay away from flowers for a while.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Next time I'm gonna remove more of the original deaths. And maybe do one with more tributes. Might get more use of the events I added in.

Night 6

Spoiler

Detective Gumshoe and Squidward fight Prinny and Pit. Prinny and Pit survive. (Damn. I was just starting to root for Gumshoe and Squidward...)

Nukesaku passes out from exhaustion.

Scrat is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. (On the other hand at least Scrat is still around.)

Kenny receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Winston Payne and Daffy Duck sleep in shifts.

The Feast

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Daffy Duck decides not to go to The Feast.

Winston Payne steals Pit's memoirs.

Prinny starves to death when the Magic Conchshell denies them the right to eat food.

Nukesaku dies of hunger before they can get to The Feast.

Scrat starves to death when the Magic Conchshell denies them the right to eat food. (....crap.)

Kenny decides not to go to The Feast.

My my, lots of deaths here.

Day 7

Spoiler

Winston Payne thinks about home.

Kenny scares Daffy Duck off.

Pit tries to sleep through the entire day.

Only 4 left. How will this end?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Kon's death was one I never saw before. ...I'm gonna have to stay away from flowers for a while.

King added it into it, to be more fitting for the contestants

Just look at krillins death

 

[Kneutronic]

...I don't know who I want to win.

I don't even know who Winston Payne is.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 7

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Detective Gumshoe
District 5

Squidward
District 11

Prinny
District 11

Nukesaku
District 3

Scrat
District 1

A boring night 7

Spoiler

Winston Payne tends to Kenny 's wounds.

Pit and Daffy Duck tell stories about themselves to each other.

A boring day 8

Spoiler

Daffy Duck discovers a river.

Pit runs away from Kenny .

Winston Payne discovers a river.

Fallen Tributes 8

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Night 8

Spoiler

Pit convinces Daffy Duck to snuggle with him.

Winston Payne accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. (So much for the Ace Attorney cast.)

Kenny tends to his wounds.

And the next day is the last one. Any final bets?

 

[Kneutronic]

Ace Attorney... Ok, now I know.

Um... I don't care who wins now. If Kenny wins, I'm going to crack up, though.

 

[Natz~]

Detective Gumshoe and Squidward fight Prinny and Pit. Prinny and Pit survive. (Damn. I was just starting to root for Gumshoe and Squidward...)

Prinny starves to death when the Magic Conchshell denies them the right to eat food.

aw....he didn't even explode

 

[Devil May Plop]

Payne's dead? Ah well.

Go Daffy!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

GO DAFFY!!!! <3

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kenny dies.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Poor Winston i was hoping on him, ohwell pit preferably but would laugh at kenny wining

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kenny winning WOULD be ironic...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 9

Spoiler

Daffy Duck unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Pit successfully climbs a mountain, but his victory screams cause an avalanche.

Not even a showdown. They just killed themselves, fittingly enough.

Fallen Tributes 9

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Winston Payne
District 9

Daffy Duck
District 4

Pit
District 7

And with that......





....I am pleased to announce that the winner is Kenny from District 12!

You may proceed to react to this result however you please.

 

[Kneutronic]

....I am pleased to announce that the winner is Kenny from District 12!

You may proceed to react to this result however you please.

... ...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

One could say that Pit is finished.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Oh my god! You killed-um...

WHAT?!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

And the kid of a thousand deaths wins a game about dying
How.
Utterly.
Perfect.