Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[SneakyLink]

Spoiler

Elma steals from Jill Valentine while she isn't looking.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

With those supplies, LPT might bring whole Sak to life

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Ready for another IV drip, I see.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Elma steals from Jill Valentine while she isn't looking.

You guys

She just stole Jill's Smash invitation!

 

[Noipoi]

good god that was cheesy

you want egg and cheese?

 

[Gentlepanda]

You guys

She just stole Jill's Smash invitation!

R I S E U P
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[Guh-Huzzah!]

How is this toe more smart than @staindgrey’s girl?

Spoiler

Jill Valentine eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe drowns Elma, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.

 

[SneakyLink]

You guys

She just stole Jill's Smash invitation!

Joker breaks into arena and steals from Elma’s camp

 

[Gentlepanda]

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe drowns Elma, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.

it's that goddamn grey hair

 

[Rie Sonomura]

How is this toe more smart than @staindgrey’s girl?

Spoiler

Jill Valentine eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe drowns Elma, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.

wellllp

press F to pay respects

 

[Noipoi]

How is this toe more smart than @staindgrey’s girl?

Spoiler

Jill Valentine eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe drowns Elma, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.

Sakurai's toe won't let Elma in

 

[Dyllybirdy]

How is this toe more smart than @staindgrey’s girl?

Spoiler

Jill Valentine eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe drowns Elma, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.

I dunno, they both seem pretty stupid.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Sakurai's toe won't let Elma in

it represents sakurai stepping on elma gang's chances

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I freaking love this game.

“The winner is Sakurais Left Pinky Toe from District 8!”

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Joker breaks into arena and steals from Elma’s camp

Before he too fell into a pit and died.

 

[staindgrey]

staindgrey why

whatchu gonna do now staindgrey

I guess Elma stole Jill's strangling rope.

Now she'll just have to kill her with her bare hands.

Spoiler: This is canon.

 

[Raxxel]

May I nominate Scorpion from Mortal Kombat to be in the next HG sim?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Baku receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Yall bout to get yeeted

 

[staindgrey]

holy **** elma, you were holding hands yesterday

Spoiler: Relevant.

 

[SneakyLink]

For the next sim, we totally need the Mouse Trap Board Game

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I freaking love this game.

“The winner is Sakurais Left Pinky Toe from District 8!”

oop- guess that means Baku got yeeted

 

[staindgrey]

I freaking love this game.

“The winner is Sakurais Left Pinky Toe from District 8!”

This stupid game is rigged.

 

[Just a penguin]

For the next one: I nominate myself, Reggie, and, if possible, John Dylan Smith

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I dare someone to make a custom bloodbath event saying. (Player1) snaps (his/her1) fingers and kills (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4)

 

[staindgrey]

Is it just me or is the whole site breaking down?

Did we do this?

 

[Deleted member]

Is it just me or is the whole site breaking down?

Did we do this?

What? What's happening

 

[SneakyLink]

Is it just me or is the whole site breaking down?

Did we do this?

Things are normal on my end

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

What? What's happening

It got laggy for a couple minutes, there

It seems to be fine, now, though

 

[staindgrey]

What? What's happening

Things are normal on my end

It's good now but for a solid 5min things weren't loading at all. Took like 20sec to load a page.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I dunno, they both seem pretty stupid.

The toe can still drown someone much bigger than himself.

 

[Deleted member]

I like how we decided that instead of making countless arenas and watching icons bump into each other for 10 minutes we're actually doing something pretty fun while waiting for a direct

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

It's good now but for a solid 5min things weren't loading at all. Took like 20sex to load a page.

It took 20 what?

 

[staindgrey]

I like how we decided that instead of making countless arenas and watching icons bump into each other for 10 minutes we're actually doing something pretty fun while waiting for a direct

Honestly I want to play the people here and I love watching streams when I can't, but the constant disconnects are getting to be too much to handle.

We need to stop doing 8-man arenas, IMO.

 

[Deleted member]

It took 20 what?

did he stutter

 

[staindgrey]

It took 20 what?

Did I stutter?

I had to have 20 whole sex to load someone's goddamn profile.

did he stutter

 

[Deleted member]

Honestly I want to play the people here and I love watching streams when I can't, but the constant disconnects are getting to be too much to handle.

We need to stop doing 8-man arenas, IMO.

Honestly whenever I need to practice with a specific matchup/want to play a specific person I just pm someone and make a 1v1 arena to go at it for a couple games

The big 8 man arenas are fun every now and then but I'm impatient and don't like waiting because I lose and also they disconnect/are laggy waaaaay too mmuch

 

[SneakyLink]

Imma gonna do a repeat of the 24 man personal HG I did last night though 2 contestants are different

Spoiler

Captain B Zarr and Helen Hyde join the crew

 

[staindgrey]

Honestly whenever I need to practice with a specific matchup/want to play a specific person I just pm someone and make a 1v1 arena to go at it for a couple games

The big 8 man arenas are fun every now and then but I'm impatient and don't like waiting because I lose and also they disconnect/are laggy waaaaay too mmuch

Yeah, it's the wait time that kills it for me. I prefer 3-4 people personally.

Yesterday I waited nearly a full half hour jumping through three arenas to wait in three separate lines before I had to leave to do my tournament match, so I never actually played anybody. I wanted to be there but I also, like. Wanted to play.

 

[Moydow]

Honestly I want to play the people here and I love watching streams when I can't, but the constant disconnects are getting to be too much to handle.

We need to stop doing 8-man arenas, IMO.

The last few times I ran them, I limited them to 6 people, but that doesn't seem to help much. Probably need to go even smaller than that. Sucks for when we have a bunch of people wanting to play since it means you don't get much rotation in terms of who you get to play with, but I guess it can't be helped.

or just make Nintendo actually fix their **** but that'll never happen

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Welp, gotta go soon guys, so,

Did I stutter?

I had to have 20 whole sex to load someone's goddamn profile.

That’s hardcore man.

Seriously though, this gave me a laugh. Thanks.

 

[Gentlepanda]

oh god oh ****