Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[KMDP]

Barst receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

The "unknown sponsor" is clearly Opossum .

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Nights falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

HOLD UP Cant Nights fly?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Spider-Ham makes a wooden spear.

Elma, Sarcastic Hawke, Dyllybirdy, Board James, and Sakurais Left Pinky Toe hunt for other tributes.

Jill Valentine explores the arena.

Barst questions his sanity.

Snoopy explores the arena.

Retrum sprains his ankle while running away from Kirby.

Noipoi fishes.

Spider-Man (Noir) overhears Baku and Will Smith Genie talking in the distance.

Retrum, a literal GOD, is running away from Kirby.

 

[Gentlepanda]

They're just supporting each other by convincing themselves one of them is Brave.

meanwhile edea's corpse lies rotting in a field somewhere

 

[staindgrey]

Sarcastic Hawke receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Wait. That's the second one he's gotten.

I'm feeling good about my boy's chances.

 

[Opossum]

Barst receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
.

TIMBER!

 

[SneakyLink]

Spider-Ham makes a wooden spear.

Elma, Sarcastic Hawke, Dyllybirdy, Board James, and Sakurais Left Pinky Toe hunt for other tributes.

Jill Valentine explores the arena.

Barst questions his sanity.

Snoopy explores the arena.

Retrum sprains his ankle while running away from Kirby.

Noipoi fishes.

Spider-Man (Noir) overhears Baku and Will Smith Genie talking in the distance.

Retrum, a literal GOD, is running away from Kirby.

Kirby fights Gods every other Tuesday.

Retrum knows what’s up

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Elma is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Jill Valentine, Dyllybirdy, Sarcastic Hawke, and Barst tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Kirby climbs a tree to rest.

Spider-Man (Noir) questions his sanity.

Snoopy and Spider-Ham tell stories about themselves to each other.

Retrum and Noipoi fight Will Smith Genie and Board James. Will Smith Genie and Board Jamessurvive.

Baku and Sakurais Left Pinky Toe hold hands.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Retrum, a literal GOD, is running away from Kirby.

I mean, Kirby's basically a god.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

The Will Smith Genie just killed Kirby oh crap.

Spider-Ham, Kirby, and Board James unsuccessfully ambush Sakurais Left Pinky Toe, Barst, and Will Smith Genie, who kill them instead.

Spider-Man (Noir) discovers a river.

Snoopy, Baku, Jill Valentine, and Dyllybirdy raid Elma's camp while she is hunting.

Sarcastic Hawke receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

 

[Noipoi]

Wait who put Baku in?

Professor Pumpkaboo was that you?

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

The Will Smith Genie just killed Kirby oh crap.

First, Kirby

Next, your childhood

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Spoiler

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Baku forces Snoopy to kill Sarcastic Hawke or Barst. He refuses to kill, so Baku kills him instead.

Will Smith Genie is awoken by nightmares.

Dyllybirdy begs for Elma to kill him. She refuses, keeping Dyllybirdy alive.

Jill Valentine receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Spider-Man (Noir) bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

 

[SneakyLink]

The Will Smith Genie just killed Kirby oh crap.

Spider-Ham, Kirby, and Board James unsuccessfully ambush Sakurais Left Pinky Toe, Barst, and Will Smith Genie, who kill them instead.

Spider-Man (Noir) discovers a river.

Snoopy, Baku, Jill Valentine, and Dyllybirdy raid Elma's camp while she is hunting.

Sarcastic Hawke receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

So based on Board James lore

Spoiler

Every participant this time is now stuck in a never ending loop playing Board Games forever and ever

 

[Opossum]

The Will Smith Genie just killed Kirby oh crap.

Spider-Ham, Kirby, and Board James unsuccessfully ambush Sakurais Left Pinky Toe, Barst, and Will Smith Genie, who kill them instead.

Spider-Man (Noir) discovers a river.

Snoopy, Baku, Jill Valentine, and Dyllybirdy raid Elma's camp while she is hunting.

Sarcastic Hawke receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Shouldn't have crossed Barst.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Dyllybirdy begs for Elma to kill him. She refuses, keeping Dyllybirdy alive.

strength comes from experience, that's true on any planet

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Wait who put Baku in?

Professor Pumpkaboo was that you?

Nope but whoever did it is amazing and I hope Baku lives for that boneless pizza

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Shouldn't have crossed Barst.

Sorry what was that about Barst?

Spoiler

Will Smith Genie decides not to go to The Feast.

Sarcastic Hawke decides not to go to The Feast.

Barst falls into a pit and dies.

Dyllybirdy decides not to go to The Feast.

Elma decides not to go to The Feast.

Baku gathers as much food into a bag as he can before fleeing.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe gathers as much food into a bag as he can before fleeing.

Jill Valentine decides not to go to The Feast.

 

[Noipoi]

Nipe but whoever did it is amazing and I hope Baku lives for that boneless pizza

He better survive this little situaaaaaaation

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Spoiler

Sarcastic Hawke forces Will Smith Genie to kill Jill Valentine or Elma. He refuses to kill, so Sarcastic Hawke kills him instead.

Dyllybirdy diverts Sakurais Left Pinky Toe's attention and runs away.

Baku receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Sarcastic Hawke forces Will Smith Genie to kill Jill Valentine or Elma. He refuses to kill, so Sarcastic Hawke kills him instead.

He sacrificed himself, so Jill and Elma could have a chance in Smash...

How sweet

 

[Opossum]

Barst falls into a pit and dies.

Dammit...

 

[Noipoi]

Spoiler

Sarcastic Hawke forces Will Smith Genie to kill Jill Valentine or Elma. He refuses to kill, so Sarcastic Hawke kills him instead.

Dyllybirdy diverts Sakurais Left Pinky Toe's attention and runs away.

Baku receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Baku receives boneless pizza from an unknown sponsor

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Is it said that I don’t understand the Baku’s Boneless Pizza memes?

Spoiler

Jill Valentine passes out from exhaustion.

Sarcastic Hawke and Elma hold hands.

Baku begs for Dyllybirdy to kill him. He refuses, keeping Baku alive.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Spoiler

Sarcastic Hawke forces Will Smith Genie to kill Jill Valentine or Elma. He refuses to kill, so Sarcastic Hawke kills him instead.

Dyllybirdy diverts Sakurais Left Pinky Toe's attention and runs away.

Baku receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Baku: "The ****? I ordered egg foo young, no egg. there ain't nothin here"

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I’m rooting for Sakurai’s left pinky toe.

Spoiler

Elma steals from Baku while he isn't looking.

Jill Valentine receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Sarcastic Hawke practices his archery.

Dyllybirdy discovers a cave.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe collects fruit from a tree.

 

[Noipoi]

Is it said that I don’t understand the Baku’s Boneless Pizza memes?

Educate yourself

 

[Opossum]

Here lies Barst, the only one of Ogma's three men with any semblance of a personality.

RIP O7

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Educate yourself

I’ll check it out later.

Also R.I.P. Baku

Spoiler

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe quietly hums.

Elma receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Baku poisons Sarcastic Hawke's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

Jill Valentine passes out from exhaustion.

Dyllybirdy is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

 

[Noipoi]

Baku: "The ****? I ordered egg foo young, no egg. there ain't nothin here"

You egg foo DUMB

 

[staindgrey]

HOLD UP Cant Nights fly?

Not if she runs out of dream energy or whatever and turns back into the kid who's dreaming.

Then you just fall helplessly into the cold, dark abyss all alone...

 

[Gentlepanda]

Elma receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

ooh, roast potato from lin

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Spoiler

Elma makes a slingshot.

Jill Valentine strangles Dyllybirdy with a rope.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe thinks about home.

Sarcastic Hawke searches for firewood.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

You egg foo DUMB

good god that was cheesy

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Spoiler

Elma strangles Sarcastic Hawke with a rope.

Jill Valentine quietly hums.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe climbs a tree to rest.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Jill Valentine strangles Dyllybirdy with a rope.

Well Dyllybirdy , it was nice knowing ya

 

[Gentlepanda]

Elma strangles Sarcastic Hawke with a rope.

holy **** elma, you were holding hands yesterday

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Spoiler

Elma steals from Jill Valentine while she isn't looking.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Elma steals from Jill Valentine while she isn't looking.

whatchu gonna do now staindgrey

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Jill Valentine strangles Dyllybirdy with a rope.

staindgrey why