Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Gentlepanda]

the fierce battle ends with nate stabbing wademan; with the blade still lodged in his chest, wademan holds him close and gives him an anime death speech about how there could only be one and that now this nightmare can finally end for the both of them

a single tear rolling down his cheek, nate dislodges the blade, and wademan crumples to the ground, leaving a trail of blood sliding down the hill as he comes to rest in a field of white flowers

basically it's the ending to code geass

 

[ColietheGoalie]

Also, when did I die? The last time I was mentioned in Colie's game is when Opossum tried to kill me, but failed.

Opossum killed you with a sword. I think I mistakenly labelled you as surviving that encounter, but the sim says that's when you died.

 

[SneakyLink]

I was think of adding Galeem into my Hunger Games.

Good or Bad?

 

[Hinata]

Opossum killed you with a sword. I think I mistakenly labelled you as surviving that encounter, but the sim says that's when you died.

Opossum severely slices Hinata with a sword, but fails to get a killing blow.

Hmmm.

 

[Gentlepanda]

I was think of adding Galeem into my Hunger Games.

Good or Bad?

galeem falls down a hill and fatally wounds himself on a rock

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Hmmm.

I'd assume you probably bled to death, or something

 

[KMDP]

Hmmm.

Basically you probably bled out.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Alright my turn. Here is our roster.

Also yes, I put my cat in there.

 

[Hinata]

I'd assume you probably bled to death, or something

Basically you probably bled out.

What you call "bleeding out" I call being robbed of my RIGHTFUL VICTORY

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Nights runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elma clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Smashing Ramen shoots an arrow at Snoopy, but misses and kills Edea Lee instead.

Kirby snatches a pair of sais.

Baku runs away from the Cornucopia.

Barst runs away from the Cornucopia.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe runs away from the Cornucopia.

Smashboards Dignity falls into a pit and dies.

Will Smith Genie runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Wallace snatches a pair of sais.

Retrum runs away with a lighter and some rope.

Board James runs away from the Cornucopia.

Noipoi runs away from the Cornucopia.

Sarcastic Hawke runs away from the Cornucopia.

Spider-Ham runs away from the Cornucopia.

Jill Valentine stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Spider-Man (Noir) rips a mace out of Ernie's hands.

Corrin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Your Mom grabs a sword.

Dyllybirdy runs away from the Cornucopia.

Paula Deen steps off her podium too soon and blows up.

 

[Wademan94]

Well you can’t win them all. Good game Guh-Huzzah! ! you dirty filthy stinkin’ hog.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

That's such a precious little being

 

[SneakyLink]

Alright my turn. Here is our roster.

Also yes, I put my cat in there.

I vote Board James will win

It’s the end of his games... and the beginning of their nightmares!

 

[staindgrey]

Hmmm.

You need to solve your own postmortem murder?

I know a guy.

Please tell me anyone here knows what this is referencing.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

That's such a precious little being

He really is.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Smashboards Dignity falls into a pit and dies.

Of course, Smashboards Dignity dies immediately.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Smashing Ramen shoots an arrow at Snoopy, but misses and kills Edea Lee instead.

HAHAHAHA!

REVENGE IS BEST SERVED, SWEET!

 

[Hinata]

You need to solve your own postmortem murder?

I know a guy.

Please tell me anyone here knows what this is referencing.

Worry not, my friend.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Wallace receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Sarcastic Hawke receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Barst steals from Noipoi while he isn't looking.

Baku searches for a water source.

Spider-Man (Noir) runs away from Dyllybirdy.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe injures himself.

Board James, Nights, and Your Mom successfully ambush and kill Ernie, Corrin, and Smashing Ramen.

Retrum receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Jill Valentine collects fruit from a tree.

Will Smith Genie receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Elma stalks Snoopy.

Spider-Ham steals from Kirby while he isn't looking.

 

[Gentlepanda]

HAHAHAHA!

REVENGE IS BEST SERVED, SWEET!

aged like a fine wine

 

[KMDP]

Paula Deen steps off her podium too soon and blows up.

Truly the most dignified of deaths.

 

[SneakyLink]

Wallace receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Sarcastic Hawke receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Barst steals from Noipoi while he isn't looking.

Baku searches for a water source.

Spider-Man (Noir) runs away from Dyllybirdy.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe injures himself.

Board James, Nights, and Your Mom successfully ambush and kill Ernie, Corrin, and Smashing Ramen.

Retrum receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Jill Valentine collects fruit from a tree.

Will Smith Genie receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Elma stalks Snoopy.

Spider-Ham steals from Kirby while he isn't looking.

Ramen Tengoku didn’t say yes to vhs when near Board James...

Also Corrin too. Ouch

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Sarcastic Hawke thinks about winning.

Jill Valentine and Sakurais Left Pinky Toe talk about the tributes still alive.

Dyllybirdy climbs a tree to rest.

Will Smith Genie attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Baku is awoken by nightmares.

Your Mom, Kirby, and Nights sleep in shifts.

Noipoi cries himself to sleep.

Elma looks at the night sky.

Retrum tends to Wallace's wounds.

Spider-Man (Noir) and Spider-Ham huddle for warmth.

Barst passes out from exhaustion.

Snoopy and Board James tell stories about themselves to each other.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Board James, Nights, and Your Mom successfully ambush and kill Ernie, Corrin, and Smashing Ramen.

CRUD!

I SPOKE TOO SOON!

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Spider-Man (Noir) runs away from Dyllybirdy.

Am I really that scary?

 

[staindgrey]

Worry not, my friend.

I knew I liked you.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

CRUD!

I SPOKE TOO SOON!

My cat is freaking dead

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Delet this

 

[Gentlepanda]

Elma looks at the night sky.

elma looks at the night sky

 

[SneakyLink]

My cat is freaking dead

Ernie is your cat?

Neat name

 

[staindgrey]

CRUD!

I SPOKE TOO SOON!

Wow. They killed you AND your girl. Simultaneously.

That's cold.

 

[KMDP]

Noipoi cries himself to sleep.

Noipoi nooooooooo...

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Dyllybirdy receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Barst receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Retrum practices his archery.

Kirby camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Spider-Ham overhears Jill Valentine and Elma talking in the distance.

Noipoi collects fruit from a tree.

Nights falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Will Smith Genie searches for firewood.

Baku receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Board James receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Snoopy convinces Wallace to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Spider-Man (Noir) receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Sakurais Left Pinky Toe and Sarcastic Hawke work together for the day.

Your Mom dies from thirst.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Alright my turn. Here is our roster.

Also yes, I put my cat in there.

Baku as in the BONELESS PIZZA Baku?

 

[Gentlepanda]

Barst receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

you can't make this **** up

Your Mom dies from thirst.

damn right she does

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Your Mom dies from thirst.

This sounds like a comeback line

 

[KMDP]

Wow. They killed you AND your girl. Simultaneously.

That's cold.

Together in death.

 

[staindgrey]

Spider-Ham overhears Jill Valentine and Elma talking in the distance.

They're just supporting each other by convincing themselves one of them is Brave.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Sarcastic Hawke receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Kirby tends to Board James's wounds.

Spider-Man (Noir), Snoopy, Will Smith Genie, Dyllybirdy, and Sakurais Left Pinky Toe sleep in shifts.

Baku questions his sanity.

Retrum and Barst hold hands.

Jill Valentine, Elma, and Noipoi sleep in shifts.

Spider-Ham attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Baku as in the BONELESS PIZZA Baku?

yeah that one