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Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

What side event should i include in my tournaments?


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Yes...I'm just glad I wasn't seriously injured and the other driver was cited as being at fault.

Total loss, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Now the fun part of filing an insurance claim...
 

z00ted

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dang, RT I'm glad you're ok!!! I love you, RT!!!

also F the police for collapsing my beautiful kate shrine
 

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OMFG

HOBO With a Shotgun is the most over the top movie I have EVER seen. Blood gore cussing boobs destruction and crazy *** kills.

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RIP RT mobile
reminds me of my wreck a couple years ago when these ALIENS carrying their lawn mower equipment decide to turn right when I have the straight away and they decide to make that right turn when I'm really close and I smash into their trailer full of mexico lawn care equipment. what's even worse is they didn't speak a lick of English.
 

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That sucks, Dave. Glad you're ok.

OMFG

HOBO With a Shotgun is the most over the top movie I have EVER seen. Blood gore cussing boobs destruction and crazy *** kills.
This was one of my favorite movies of last year. I loved it.

"When life hands you razor blades, you make A BASEBALL BAT WITH RAZOR BLADES!"
 

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The dude who played the hobo was the dude who tried to take batmans estate/company. The "didnt u get the memo" guy.

Anyways, great movie. The 80's music and the 80's style filming was a sweet *** touch.

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u literally missed the entire point of the post.



HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH nearly every post u make furthers your new gen title.
don't care about the new gen stuff, but what point was the post even making?
that wasn't dubstep, you said ATTN DUBSTEP in the title of your post
 

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Hmm, the other driver was white.

Your kind has to destroy everything.

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RT, you were dumb enough to run into him hitting you. which means its your fault. thus once again proves you are stupid and Asians cant drive.
 

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90% of people will classify that as dubstep when it's not
chiptune if anything.. super sucks though
 

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don't care about the new gen stuff, but what point was the post even making?
that wasn't dubstep, you said ATTN DUBSTEP in the title of your post
LMAO HOLY **** you literally cant read/comprehend what was said vs what was shown.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

You may be the first ETERNAL new gen.
 

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RT, you were dumb enough to run into him hitting you.
Welp, I'll make sure to hit your car next time and blame it on you by saying your car shouldn't have been parked in my path.

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Your car got in my way tho.

Not my fault, herp derp berp.

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okay, and you can't answer a question posed at you.
awesome.. what a great learning experience that was - thanks, xyro
 

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okay, and you can't answer a question posed at you.
awesome.. what a great learning experience that was - thanks, xyro
go back to like 3rd grade and learn come reading comprehension and then we can move on to more complex stuff like explaining the obvious.
 

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Let me help you, new gen.







What is Reading Comprehension?

http://www.k12reader.com/what-is-reading-comprehension/




Apple banana blue walk tree happy sing. Surely you were able to read each of the words in that sentence and understand what they meant independently. An apple is a fruit that is usually round and red, green or yellow. A banana is another fruit that is yellow. Blue is a color…and so on and so forth. However, when you look at the sentence as a whole, does it make sense? Probably not. This nonsense sentence demonstrates the difference between being able to read words and comprehend text. As practiced readers we may take this distinction for granted since the acts of reading and comprehension occur almost simultaneously for us. For developing readers this relationship is not as apparent, but is essential for them to become strong, capable readers.
What exactly IS reading comprehension?
Simply put, reading comprehension is the act of understanding what you are reading. While the definition can be simply stated the act is not simple to teach, learn or practice. Reading comprehension is an intentional, active, interactive process that occurs before, during and after a person reads a particular piece of writing.
Reading comprehension is one of the pillars of the act of reading. When a person reads a text he engages in a complex array of cognitive processes. He is simultaneously using his awareness and understanding of phonemes (individual sound “pieces” in language), phonics (connection between letters and sounds and the relationship between sounds, letters and words) and ability to comprehend or construct meaning from the text. This last component of the act of reading is reading comprehension. It cannot occur independent of the other two elements of the process. At the same time, it is the most difficult and most important of the three.
There are two elements that make up the process of reading comprehension: vocabulary knowledge and text comprehension. In order to understand a text the reader must be able to comprehend the vocabulary used in the piece of writing. If the individual words don’t make the sense then the overall story will not either. Children can draw on their prior knowledge of vocabulary, but they also need to continually be taught new words. The best vocabulary instruction occurs at the point of need. Parents and teachers should pre-teach new words that a child will encounter in a text or aid her in understanding unfamiliar words as she comes upon them in the writing. In addition to being able to understand each distinct word in a text, the child also has to be able to put them together to develop an overall conception of what it is trying to say. This is text comprehension. Text comprehension is much more complex and varied that vocabulary knowledge. Readers use many different text comprehension strategies to develop reading comprehension. These include monitoring for understanding, answering and generating questions, summarizing and being aware of and using a text’s structure to aid comprehension.
How does reading comprehension develop?
As you can see, reading comprehension is incredibly complex and multifaceted. Because of this, readers do not develop the ability to comprehend texts quickly, easily or independently. Reading comprehension strategies must be taught over an extended period of time by parents and teachers who have knowledge and experience using them. It might seem that once a child learns to read in the elementary grades he is able to tackle any future text that comes his way. This is not true. Reading comprehension strategies must be refined, practiced and reinforced continually throughout life. Even in the middle grades and high school, parents and teachers need to continue to help their children develop reading comprehension strategies. As their reading materials become more diverse and challenging, children need to learn new tools for comprehending these texts. Content area materials such as textbooks and newspaper, magazine and journal articles pose different reading comprehension challenges for young people and thus require different comprehension strategies. The development of reading comprehension is a lifelong process that changes based on the depth and breadth of texts the person is reading.
Why is reading comprehension so important?
Without comprehension, reading is nothing more than tracking symbols on a page with your eyes and sounding them out. Imagine being handed a story written in Egyptian hieroglyphics with no understanding of their meaning. You may appreciate the words aesthetically and even be able to draw some small bits of meaning from the page, but you are not truly reading the story. The words on the page have no meaning. They are simply symbols. People read for many reasons but understanding is always a part of their purpose. Reading comprehension is important because without it reading doesn’t provide the reader with any information.
Beyond this, reading comprehension is essential to life. Much has been written about the importance of functional literacy. In order to survive and thrive in today’s world individuals must be able to comprehend basic texts such as bills, housing agreements (leases, purchase contracts), directions on packaging and transportation documents (bus and train schedules, maps, travel directions). Reading comprehension is a critical component of functional literacy. Think of the potentially dire effects of not being able to comprehend dosage directions on a bottle of medicine or warnings on a container of dangerous chemicals. With the ability to comprehend what they read, people are able not only to live safely and productively, but also to continue to develop socially, emotionally and intellectually
 

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asians/mexicans/old people should be banned from driving. or at least pass a rigorous driving exam.

oh and black women too. one of the worst.
 

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asians/mexicans/old people should be banned from driving. or at least pass a rigorous driving exam.

oh and black women too. one of the worst.
Well if we kicked out all the illegals/cut up green cards, that would take care of the mexican problem.

Well if we employed our burnt buddies back into the fields, that would take care of the black women.

Well if we make the buying/selling/growing of rice illegal, that would take care of the Asians.

Well if we just put a pillow over our grandparents faces while they sleep, that would take care of old people.



Doing this^ will clear out the roads for us SMART drivers.
 

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you were stupid enough to hit a NOT MOVING vehicle. you gotta be a asian in order to be that dumb



oh wait....



LOL
Nah, just rockin' that Xyro logic.

You got in my way. You could have been off playing RE6 or whatever at your house, but you decided to park your car which got in my way.

YOUR FAULT, CASE CLOSED.

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Nah, just rockin' that Xyro logic.

You got in my way. You could have been off playing RE6 or whatever at your house, but you decided to park your car which got in my way.

YOUR FAULT, CASE CLOSED.

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1. i dont use logic

2. i dont have re6

3. u r absolutely stupid if u run into a parked car. but then again, you b asian so stupid is all you do.

4. case was closed long ago. u reminding us u hit a parked car doesnt reopen jack ****
 
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