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Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

What side event should i include in my tournaments?


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Tesh

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Anyone gonna be playing at Sync's this saturday after the tournament? I can't attend, but I'd still like to play tomorrow or saturday...
 

Fliphopper

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Yeah,

going OT, but usually everybody does bad their 1 or 2 years out of highschool. GPA is such a big importance when getting in the job market.
 

Xyro77

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GY!BE

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^Yes

Kilik, it's perfectly fine if you post one image. It's pretty cool if you post two or three. But once you post ****ing 50,000 of them in a row and two suck in a row, that's when you STOP.
Also, are you getting tired of smash or something? Haven't heard from you in a while - hanging out during summer was pretty fun.

Smoom, today is the big day!

Hello my fellow Americans.
lmaooo
 

sheikamaru

jive
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^Yes

Kilik, it's perfectly fine if you post one image. It's pretty cool if you post two or three. But once you post ****ing 50,000 of them in a row and two suck in a row, that's when you STOP.
Also, are you getting tired of smash or something? Haven't heard from you in a while - hanging out during summer was pretty fun.

Smoom, today is the big day!



lmaooo
lmao!! so 2 out of 50,000 suck, got it... and i'm trying to remember you i'm sorry... when was the last time we played?

and there's only 8 pictures.. i'm guessing the ron and his rat one sucked... but what was the other one? lol
 

sheikamaru

jive
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sync! is my controller at your place?

and

kilik: :D

keith: just b/c you look at me that way doesn't mean im going to play...

4 seconds pass

keith: unravels double godly double c stick controller.

kilik: ^_^
 

RT

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I wish my lost one was still there...
 

Gnes

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uh considering the office closes at 5 today i believe, and yal need to pick a electrical company by today, i think the fight is over.


cry me a river RT, i wish my wii could read brawl, but you dont see me whining
 

RT

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YOU KNOW WHAT?!

I hate you. ;_;
 
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