Quite correct.
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Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????
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CY
Smash Ace
smoom is a bad boy
Xyro77
Unity Ruleset Committee Member
ohhhh so bad
he bit and licked another humans hand while smiling. if thats not kinky, i dont know what is
Xyro77
Unity Ruleset Committee Member
u luv me and eye have proof
Zano
Smash Master
Xyro77
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ToferTheHuman
Hii
Xyro77
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z00ted
The Assault of Laughter ﷼
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So after ice cream, I decided it would be a swell idea to return my porn from the sinister lair I had rented it from. I walked home at nite (after eating my delicious poopy ice cream) and decided to grab a "wet one" to wipe the remaining tidbits from my mouth, then picked up the vile cassette and headed out. While walking down the street, I realized that I hadn't picked up my mail so I walked on over to my mailbox and opened it up. To my surprise when I opened my letter, I got this:
[COLLAPSE=""]
At first, I thought WHAT the FUUUUUUUUUU? But then, I realized it was probably my arch nemesis lloD the timeout King or Ozz (freakin terrorist) playing some sick joke. After that, ANOTHER piece of paper fell out, and it looked like it had been rushed - it read:
[COLLAPSE=""]
So after that, I literally **** my pants right then and there. I had to walk back home to get another "wet one" to wipe the poopsies from my buttsies and when I was just about to enter my house, there was lil note slid in between the crack from the door to the house. At first I thought "freakin' mexicos tryin to sell me lawn service" but what I saw ... almost made me want to literally **** my pants 25 times over. Not even 77 "wet ones" would have saved me. It read:
[COLLAPSE=""]
What kind of FOOL would challenge me to a Donkey Kong Country 2 challenge? Yet alone try to KILL me if I didn't accept? Regardless, I was so excited for whatever was about to come, that I ran into my house grabbed the cartridge and literally DARTED down the street to the dirty store. As I was dashing down the street, heart pounding, and sweat dripping down my luscious eyes I was thinking of THIS song (http://youtu.be/zGHQ5iBJkzA) , then I ran into the LAST person I would ever wish to meet at 2:00 AM on a saturday nite. It was freakin De-Angelo's long lost brother, Tyrone Deshaw Brown - and he was PISSSEEEEEED (here's a picture of him if you wanna snitch to the po-po or something):
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"he said yo yo yo yo yo, ima jack u ho" he didn't give a frak what I had, he was even gonna jack my cartridge... well I didn't wanna die right there, so I just replied with what I had learned through my childhood a simple "kbye" worked and I RAN to the dirty store.
I had finally arrived, the whole store was dark, very creepy, and I didnt know what would happend next. I opened the door, walked in, took three steps - when the lights flicked on THIS: [COLLAPSE=""]
was standing behind the counter. He was even more pissed than DeAngelo's brother and he told me that I would pay for what I had done to RT! The anthrax was all a lie for him to trap me into his lair. He told me the ONLY way for me to survive (because come on, we all know there was no way for me to get out of this after he had already done THIS (http://youtu.be/-e_HkZZHxd8) to me beforehand) was to defeat him in both of our favorite game, DONKEY KONG COUNTRY TWO. I had to beat the game before he did, or he would kill me right then and there. As soon as I started the game, I immediately did this: (http://youtu.be/M6BPSAnOdU4), and he forfeited. He told me that even he could not stand to my mighty knowledge of the game and I was free to leave.
Scariest... day ... ever.
z00ted
The Assault of Laughter ﷼
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Pitchfork... is pitchfork.
It's an extremely indie site, and pretty biased.
They're really strict on rap albums, hardcore, metal, etc etc.
You could find something by GZA at like 8.2 and then Tomboy at like 9, lmao.
Some album reviews I can't even find before 2000, poor OK Computer, Illmatic, and Ready To Die.
It's an extremely indie site, and pretty biased.
They're really strict on rap albums, hardcore, metal, etc etc.
You could find something by GZA at like 8.2 and then Tomboy at like 9, lmao.
Some album reviews I can't even find before 2000, poor OK Computer, Illmatic, and Ready To Die.
pwiito
Banned via Warnings
Sync.
Smash Champion
Truly the drill
Zano
Smash Master
omg that blog, looool
Player-4
See you in 25 years
MY HAZARDS!!!!!!!!! j
Xyro77
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UltimateRazer
Smash Champion
RT is the murderer.
Zano
Smash Master
as long as it's coming out on the wii I'm cool with this
sheikamaru
jive
Mad duck from earthbound!!!
Xyro77
Unity Ruleset Committee Member
Starfox in 2 days!!!!!
Le vieux lapin
Smash Ace
Star Fox 3D = Hype. Played it since the super nintendo.
Maharba the Mystic
Smash Master
YO DMG!
im beating your record of 12 timeouts in a row at HOBO this weekend. just thought i'd let you know
im beating your record of 12 timeouts in a row at HOBO this weekend. just thought i'd let you know
Maharba the Mystic
Smash Master
If you look at how big HOBOs used to be and how big the are now, it would require you to become a top player to even have that many rounds in bracket.
Even without a bye, winning that many sets in a 64 man bracket probably puts you in the top 6.
Even without a bye, winning that many sets in a 64 man bracket probably puts you in the top 6.
Le vieux lapin
Smash Ace
Not alot of room up there...
There is a record for that? Do you have to win all the timeouts for it to count? Because in that case, Maharba is gonna have to actually last 6 sets in a row.
@tesh
don't think i can do it?
Maharba the Mystic
Smash Master
see yall there saturday though
edit:
but the laughing anime chick was pointing at smoom :/
edit:
but the laughing anime chick was pointing at smoom :/
Ojih~Sama
Smash Journeyman
i havent checked the boards for a couple of days and i look now and u guys have posted absolutely nothing useful.....
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