Houston Melee Thread

[Pinkie Pie]

New tourney has been posted. Saturday, March 3rd starting at 11AM in Plano. In continuation of being super gay, this tournament series will be named Rainbow Dash Dance :3

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=318382

 

[kailo34ce]

****ing failure.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

And you wonder why people don't like you??? lolololol

 

[kailo34ce]

yeah im so tired of sitting alone in the corner every tournament without anyone to talk to,thats a low blow emily. get outta here

 

[Gea]

Is Dallas turning into SA, or is it just her?

 

[kailo34ce]

shes just tolerated is all. her heart is in the right place but shes a ******** EC nguyen $

 

[Pinkie Pie]

You are seriously being a total ****head here and in my tourney thread. Not in an interesting/funny trolling way, but in an I like you less as a person way. If you don't care about maintaining our friendship, that's fine, but I'm giving you a heads up.

 

[Sybawave]

Careful dude, she's on her period

 

[kailo34ce]

I insulted her kingdom for a somewhat rough start,
But after long last, I won the princess's heart.

But time has passed, she is growing stronger,
She does not need a prince's gift any longer.

I vow to her to only speak true,
She claims our friendship is near through.

Respect and gratitude i do feel she owes me,
But alas remember, dont insult a girls ponies.

 

[JOS.fm]

Oh God kailo. You can redeem one free bj at your nearest Jose.

 

[Sybawave]

Fagggettt.

 

[Airbrush_King]

I just would like to say thank you to everyone that came out and supported TYS Bar Fights 6. Over the years you all really support TYS so to show my token of appreciation Im going to sponsor a 50$ pot bonus to 1st place only for TYS Bar Fights 7 April 14. I would like to see some more out of towners come this time again. You to wobbles! That said mark your calendars and get HYPE cause im starting promo early so we can get a great turnout. Lets GO!

 

[❀W.E.M.P.❀]

So i finally got someone interested in melee who has a vehicle we should be able to go to UoH atleast once a month, or whatever monthly happens from month to month.

I also am starting to run a little weekly tourney at a comic shop in the woodlands if anyone is interested in driving a million miles up here

 

[Sybawave]

I wouldn't mind making a trip up there once in a while WEMP. Just let us know when it's going on.

 

[kailo34ce]

velox is kinda close right?

 

[Sybawave]

Yeah a bit more north in magnolia.

 

[kailo34ce]

sent u a msg on fb

 

[Sybawave]

Not like I care about what strong bad has to say anyway. It's not like he's even good at this game. Mouf has a better donkey kong. He's just another player hiding behind his popularity. Best part about it is that when he loses he can just blame his character for being ****ty. He's not bum who has actually had respectable performances.

 

[Admiral!]

Am I missing something? Why is Strong Bad being brought up? I'm not sure if he's a better player, but I think Strong Bad still has a better DK than Mouf...

 

[kailo34ce]

because strong bad is a failure who post 1000000 times and thinks he is god,

he is just brawl toilet paper

 

[Pinkie Pie]

nice poem .

 

[kailo34ce]

bout time .

 

[Pinkie Pie]

what ever .

 

[kailo34ce]

knowing you i shouldve wrote you a rap, yo.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

damn straight *****. I'm a hood *** gangsta *****, *****. Respet. I only date guys wit aids and typ lik dis errtime. Now rap for me *****.

 

[kailo34ce]

 

[Pinkie Pie]

I don't get it

 

[kailo34ce]

it was this big television brand that went out of business because they declined good shows in favor of shows with black people.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

Oh ****...based on this oh so relevant analogy, I'll be going out of business soon!

PS my boyfriend is white.

 

[kailo34ce]

great now youre spreading the AIDS to the white man.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

When life gives you aids, make lemonaids!

 

[Sethlon]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to make the Portal 2 joke here.

 

[RT]

Do it Sethlon...Cave would approve.

 

[Sybawave]

That's like the tenth time you've said that. What an uncreative *****.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

Um, aren't you supposed to be good at math? It seems like you can't even count, I've told that joke twice.

Lol at me being uncreative - are you going to tell me to make you a sandwich now? Or maybe that I should open my eyes? Or perhaps challenge me to a $100 that you won't follow through on?

 

[AustinRC]

Okay seriously, wtf is up with all the hate lately? We're all in the same state we should all have some "FRIENDLY" competition. Lets stop this disrespectful ****.

 

[Sybawave]

**** you ARC. Beat Mojo and then maybe we'll start listening to you but until then go stick a sword up your ***.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

<3 Houston <3

 

[Gea]

I think if it was genuine hate there would be less up front verbal exchange and more behind the back ****.

 

[Admiral!]

I think if it was genuine hate there would be less up front verbal exchange and more behind the back ****.

I think there's both.