Hello Smash Fans! this is Masahiro Sakurai, creator of Smash Bros.

[Luke Groundwalker]

**** straight, straight to the sushi bar.

 

[OnyxVulpine]

Kore wa uso ni kimatteirun desho. Watashi tachi wa anata ga Sakurai-sensei da to iu koto nante shinjirareru koto ga dekimasen.

And whats your response to that?

Watakushi wa nihongo ga heta desu.. Nani wa hanashima****a ka?

I don't think I even did that right..

But hes making an attempt to be official.. Its a bit funny :D

*claps while laughing like a child*

-Onyx

 

[Banjo2553]

Yeah, keep the thread, this is good for amusement.

BTW, if he says what the update is before the site actually updates, I might believe him.

 

[Hong]

Nevermind.

 

[SamuraiPanda]

Watakushi wa nihongo ga heta desu.. Nani wa hanashima****a ka?

I don't think I even did that right..

But hes making an attempt to be official.. Its a bit funny :D

*claps while laughing like a child*

-Onyx

While not perfect, that was pretty well done (although you used the honorific and uber-old-school samurai way of saying "I" :D). I simply said that it was an obvious lie, and that we couldn't believe that he is actually Sakurai-sensei.

Dono gurai nihongo wo benkyoshima****a ka? Mada Koukousei desu ka?

 

[Dojo999]

Hey Sakurai, i think samuraipanda asked u sumthin in japenese,(or sum language u should understand) please answer him. If this is sakurai i would really appreciate it if u would mention smashboards in the next update. Seriously, thats the only way anyone will belive u. AND PUT VIEWTIFUL JOE IN BRAWL!!!

 

[Luke Groundwalker]

He's gonna announce his favorite sushi bar as the next update as a stage.

 

[iMichael]

lol this is so stupid....seriously

 

[OnyxVulpine]

While not perfect, that was pretty well done (although you used the honorific and uber-old-school samurai way of saying "I" :D). I simply said that it was an obvious lie, and that we couldn't believe that he is actually Sakurai-sensei.

Dono gurai nihongo wo benkyoshima****a ka? Mada Koukousei desu ka?

I only took two years of japanese... so I'm not completely awesome at it. Could have said "Boku" or "Watashi" right?.. I stopped taking it because I was forgettng how to structure sentences and the vocab..

Was that question directed toward me? Cause I have no idea what you said.

 

[Aeramis]

Could a Mod get to the bottom of this and find out the truth please. I think it would be very funny if it was the real Sakurai. He does kinda sound like Sakurai but anyone could do that I guess. We need some proof for anyone to believe you.

 

[Dokuro]

hey sakurai

you are a sexy beast

please **** me

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

I wonder how long it took this guy to spell Sakurai's name right.

 

[SamuraiPanda]

Yeah, sorry about that. The ****ed censoring thing ruins the past tense :/

I'd love to stay and tear apart this fake Sakurai more, but its nearly 2am and I have to get up early tomorrow. Good night, smashboards.

 

[Banjo2553]

hey sakurai

you are a sexy beast

please **** me

Um...

 

[Dojo999]

Where i am its like 1:45, so the whole lunch thing threw me off, but then i realized he might not be in america.

Hey sakurai, where are you?(Japan?)

 

[Psychoace]

Sakurai on smash boards confirmed!!!!!

 

[PushDustIn]

Its 3 PM, Japan time. I highly doubt this is the real Sakurai...a simple IP lookup would reveal if the IP was coming from Japan or America....

 

[UltimaSmash]

This thread needs stickying, it is far too important to simply ignore.

 

[GoldenS1104]

This thread needs stickying, it is far too important to simply ignore.

I come back to see if this thread's finally been closed and this is what I get? This thread is ridiculous...

 

[smashmv]

maybe its mods playing a trick on us why else wouldn't this be closed yet?

 

[h2ownage]

Man I would pi ss myself laughing at Luke Groundwalker if it really was Sakurai. Best thread ever.

 

[JesterBox]

Kore wa uso ni kimatteirun desho. Watashi tachi wa anata ga Sakurai-sensei da to iu koto nante shinjirareru koto ga dekimasen.

And whats your response to that?

OWNED

Troll fails, Samurai Panda FTW!

By the way, what did you say?

 

[PushDustIn]

SamuraiPanda basically said... (My Japanese isnt perfect so excuse me for my grammar mis-translated)
It has been decided that you are lying. We don't believe you are Mr. Sakurai and there is no proof that you are.

 

[McFox]

Funny, I wasn't aware that Masahiro Sakurai and his team were working out of Atlanta, Georgia. I was under the impression that they lived and worked in Japan.

Apparently I was mistaken.

 

[smashmv]

bi*ch slapped.

 

[Arean]

LOL !!! fake sakurai pwned!! Nice one mic!!

 

[GoldenS1104]

I wanna have sex with McFox right now. He's that cool.

 

[Arean]

Lol.. he loves crashing threads... i think

 

[Dojo999]

Well i feel like a jacka**. If u wanna know why feel free to look or quote any of my replies. I really wanted to belive this one. The n00b in me overwhelmed my whole being

 

[JesterBox]

Wow Sakurai lives right next to my grandpa.

 

[Aeramis]

Lmao... Game Set! - Fake Sakurai got 4 stocked! Mcfox ftw!

 

[McFox]

I do indeed love destroying threads whenever appropriate. However, I'm leaving the smoldering ruins of this thread open because it amuses me. I almost banned the Sakurai account, but I'd rather see if he tries to post anymore, and if so, what it will be. Will he claim that my IP lookup is some computer glitch? Will he totally ignore it and continue to act like Sakurai? Will he come clean and thank everyone for sort of going in with him on the joke (since it was an obvious fake)? Will he curse everyone out and be mad at us for ruining his fun, forcing us to ban him? Who knows?! I can't wait to find out!

 

[mukoe890]

this thread is so much fun.i hope he gets back from his lunch break soon

 

[Shuma]

Find out on the next episode of smashboards.

/DBZ

 

[axemangx]

Wow, owned..

Also, I'd block that IP adress if I were you.

 

[Dojo999]

THIS is my # 1 thread right now.(until it gets closed) Cant wait to see what "Sakurai" has to say!

 

[skraaah]

Maybe he'll try to convince us he's in Atlanta on a business trip or something...even though NOA is in Washington.

 

[ksadkiller]

man u guys are so disrespectful towards sakurai man

jk jk

 

[smashmv]

ill say it again, b*tch slapped......

 

[Pyroloserkid]

I do indeed love destroying threads whenever appropriate. However, I'm leaving the smoldering ruins of this thread open because it amuses me. I almost banned the Sakurai account, but I'd rather see if he tries to post anymore, and if so, what it will be. Will he claim that my IP lookup is some computer glitch? Will he totally ignore it and continue to act like Sakurai? Will he come clean and thank everyone for sort of going in with him on the joke (since it was an obvious fake)? Will he curse everyone out and be mad at us for ruining his fun, forcing us to ban him? Who knows?! I can't wait to find out!

ROFL McFox you're a jerk <3.

That's EXACTLY what I would do. You own =].