hello frends i am online the smash boards!

[harryponting]

i made a user for my internet so chaz says i CAN COME TO TOURNAMENTS NOW
see you on saturday shaya and competeters, FAIRFEILD FOREVER

 

[Gears]

OMG! I missed you man!

Can you plz teach me Zelda at the next tourney?

 

[luke_atyeo]

welcome back king

 

[harryponting]

i can tech anyone

 

[Dekar289]

fairfeild forever :D

 

[Gears]

Please come down to Adelaide for Reloaded. Hyrule is legal. :D

 

[Leisha]

Yay! Harry pointing :3

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Zelda is such a legit character.

Nair crossover f-smash not only guarantees you'll be punished, BUT it's probably her best approach.

 

[Shaya]

Hi Harry Ponting, glad to see you finally got what was needed to be done to post on smashboards.

Unfortunately, there is still the issue of whether or not you exist.
And of course, if I were to find whoever created this account and their name wasn't harry ponting (perhaps it's david?) then they'd probably be in a lot of trouble.

Get back to me with legal id (passport, driver's license, perhaps a birth certificate or a valid bank card) soon! Or some guy named David may get in trouble.

 

[MTGod]

Shaya, that's either the worst joke ever or pretty damn ********. No disrespect man, but Harry hasn't done anything to disrupt the boards whatsoever. Asking him for legal ID to post on a forum (where we all use aliases anyway, lol) is terrible, let alone from a (albeit supposed) minor that isn't supposed to put that information on the internet in the first place.

 

[asianaussie]

please please please please please let him be real

i don't even play melee much

perhaps he will teach me the ways of zelda, so im not instantly punched in the face when i forget to hold down a

 

[Shaya]

if I were to find whoever created this account and their name wasn't harry ponting (perhaps it's david?) then they'd probably be in a lot of trouble.

Or some guy named David may get in trouble.

*cough**cough*cough*

 

[TakFR]

Cao is Harry wat???? (8

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

david stratton?