Grab the first thing you see. And now...

[O D I N]

You're surrounded by zombies.

How screwed are you?

I have a water bottle...

 

[smashfan666]

you stall a few by offering them a drink

i have a CD

 

[Link2thelost90]

You play some music to calm their bloodthirst.
I have a N64.

 

[smashfan666]

you get them together for a super smash bros match

i have a lamp

 

[Link2thelost90]

You teach them the convince of electricity.
I have a PS3 controller.

 

[smashfan666]

you show them what all the buttons do

i have a wii

 

[Kantrip]

You run away while online is loading.

I have a Crimson sharpie

 

[Link2thelost90]

You let them doodle on your and each others faces for fun.
I have a bed.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Hide under it.

I have a 35lb kettlebell and a metal ashtray stand.

 

[Hydro_Smasher]

You teach them the dangers of smoking.

I have a penicl.

 

[O D I N]

Write out a list explaining why you're bad to eat.

I have a juice box.

 

[F A N G]

Spill it on them and flee while "getting paper towels"

I have a Rubber Band Gun

 

[SharkAttack]

Act like your going to shoot out a rubber band, but instead throw the rubber band gun at their face!

I have a bullhorn.

 

[Fynal]

explain to them that its actually the horn of a bull, and therefore tastes good, and then run while they eat it.

I have my computer

 

[smashfan666]

throw it at them.

i have a table.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Treat them to a meal (that isn't you <.<)
I have a shirt.

 

[smashfan666]

throw it to them and pray to god they like it.

i have a glass of orange juice.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You drink it..the zombies are contented on just watching.
I have a sock.

 

[SharkAttack]

You put the sock on over your hand, get static shock by gliding it against your pant leg, and then flank one of the zombies on the side of the face.

I have a bucket of liquid cheese.

 

[Kantrip]

You find a previously charred zombie and spread the cheese on him and proceed to eat your zombie toast. The other zombies fear you for cannibalism like hypocrites.

I have a bunch of elastic bands.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You have an elastic band fight with the zombies.
a card I have.

 

[smashfan666]

you play it.

i have artificial lumber from the fireplace.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get all the zombies in the house you're in and say you have to use the bathroom, then you proceed to light your house on fire, climb out the window then use a swith to lock all the doors and shut all the windows.
I have peeps (the food)

 

[smashfan666]

you hide them all over the place and make them think it's easter.

i have a dictionary.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You teach them all the words in the english dictionary.
I have a computer monitor that isn't hooked up to anything.

 

[smashfan666]

you smash it over one of their heads, knocking it out, and killing the zombie.

i have a pair of shoes.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You play baseball with your friends and have your shoes as the ball. You hit a homerun through one of the zombie's windows.
I have a pillow.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You treat this problem like your mattress... and sleep on it.

I have an hour glass.

 

[SharkAttack]

You slam the hour glass to the ground, pick up the sand with the palm of your hand, and then shove it in your pocket. The you ask one of the zombies for help asking for directions by calling one of them over. Once one arrives you pocket sand him in his face.

I have a C-Ment Mixer.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You make them a cement cake in honor of your new found friendship.
I have a trash can.

 

[Kantrip]

You throw out everyone else's object and proceed to be the only one with an advantage.
I have a set of polyhedral dice.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Roll the dice to find out how many spaces you move away from the malicious zombies.
I have a hand.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

*****-slap them into the middle of next week.

I have a Chuck Norris facts folder.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Tell them you're friends with Chuck Norris and proceed to tell them with your facts folder why they should be afraid. Very, VERY afraid.

I have a pillow and a glass of coke.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You have a pillow fight with them but you do not take consideration you coke's location and accidentally knock it over.
I have Reshiram.

 

[smashfan666]

having no idea what that is, i think you shove it into the ground and wait for them to trip over it.

i have a spoon.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Bend it over and over again so you can burn the zombies while you scoop their eyes out.

I have a sick imagination a gavel.

 

[smashfan666]

use it to hammer their heads.

i have a pencil holder with a green pencil, 3 mechanical pencils (2 of which have no end piece, and one of those of which is different from the other 2), a lighter green pencil, a marks-a-lot permanent marker, a red sharpie, an Expo dry erase marker, a double-side-sharpened pencil, a piece of 2/3 of an inch-by-4 and 2/3 of an inch paper, a pen cap with donuts on it, and an energizer battery which may or may not be drained.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Pretend you're Haku and use the writing implements like shuriken needles, except for the marker which you can use it's marks alot ink to blot out their eyes.

I have 2 wii motes and a pick-axe.

 

[Kantrip]

Use the wii motes to brutally destroy them with sheer force. Then offer to play a game with them using the pick-axe.

I have confusion.