First in my class here at MIT,
got skills I'm a champion at D&D,
MC Escher that's my favorite MC,
Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl Gray Tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they are quite stationary,
All of my action figures are cherry,
Stephen Hawking's in my library,
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out,
I got people beggin' for my top eight spaces,
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places,
ain't got no grills but I still wear braces,
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise,
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days,
once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my hands are movin' so fast, they'll set the place ablaze,
There's no killer app I haven't run,
at Pascal well I'm number 1,
I do vector calculus just for fun,
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun,
Happy Days is my favorite theme song,
I'll sure kick your but in a game of ping pong,
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on,
I'm fluent in Java script as well as Klingon
(Here's the part I sing on).
Yo.
Oh yeah, and I could provide you with the music to put on mine. I have a fairly eclectic range. I'll probably want some fast punk or rock, but possibly a techno-rock hybrid of some kind. XD
Then again, I might even find a rap song I like, so who knows. Be prepared for ANYTHING.
Word.