Goop's AZ Brawl Tourney (See First Post for Results)

[maXXXpower]

I just found out this thread exists. Good stuff.

Your arguments make me sad. Everyone knows that AZ too good.

Also, I'm pretty sure I'm coming to this.

More also, Oscar is the best troll I've ever laid eyes on. I like watching the reactions he gets.

 

[navillus]

sounds good. I'll be there +1 you need Wiis or Tv's. Will melee be present?

 

[KosukeKGA]

sounds good. I'll be there +1 you need Wiis or Tv's. Will melee be present?

No,

No one should bring Melee. This is a Brawl tourney.

 

[navillus]

not saying a melee tourney just some friendly melees. i really don't see anything blasphemous to brawl in that. does anyone else?

 

[KosukeKGA]

If you bring your own TV, then fine.

But it will slow the tourney down to a slower level. Count on it.

 

[maXXXpower]

Melee is the one and only true path to enlightenment. Brawl only hinders one from attaining true, untainted knowledge.

 

[navillus]

ok then i guess no melee. no big i guess.

 

[navillus]

I'm with that guy ^X2

 

[maXXXpower]

I'm with that guy ^X2

You, sir, are on your way to Nirvana.

 

[navillus]

oh i'm there buddy.. and i'm playing melee while i'm there.

 

[CHUK]

Me and my friend are so destroyed by Brawl that we are considering picking up competitive basketball.
Michael Jordan = God tier.

 

[navillus]

Nice comparison. haha yeah me and my buddy picked up melee one day after a three hour brawl and it was like finding your old high school sweet heart. it was priceless there was gravity and awesome smash missiles and fast falling and wave dashing... ah.. the days of melee old.....

 

[maXXXpower]

I tried picking up competitive cup-stacking.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

Brawl is dirty. We must persecute all Brawl games and perform the organized destruction of them all. This may also include killing all who stand in our way. This is the Brawlocaust (coined by Charlie)

 

[CHUK]

I tried picking up competitive cup-stacking.

lol but seriously me and my friend were trying to think of some other video game to pick up hardcore we were joking about ding best out of 5 sets of speed runs lol.but I braught up how come they don't jsut randomly screw up the rules to basketball every 7 years... so now I play b-ball who wants to join my crew? we are called the Phoenix Suns!!

 

[PXG]

I can't wait for this. Must polish the Toon Link... *goes to lab*

 

[maXXXpower]

I braught up how come they don't jsut randomly screw up the rules to basketball every 7 years... so now I play b-ball who wants to join my crew? we are called the Phoenix Suns!!

Yes. Why doesn't the NBA make it so where you can only walk across the court, and you can only score points by shooting layups? Also, some wood tiles that make up the court should be coated with oil so that there is a possibility that one can randomly slip. I think, overall, the sport would benefit by removing some of the advantages that years of hard work and dedication give giant black people with three calf muscles, thus allowing us fat Mexican people to get a shoe deal with Nike. We shall call this the National Basketball Association: Brawl.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

Fcking win.

 

[CHUK]

Alright well we should be talking about the tourny cuz we will soon get flamed...needz more Brawl!!!

 

[X^3]

Kosuke do you have a doubles partner yet, and if no do you wanna team up?

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

Alright well we should be talking about the tourny cuz we will soon get flamed...needz more Brawl!!!

You mean needz moar Melee?

 

[Vat- Storch]

Any game that doesn't automatically work on the Wii is garbage.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

So then Brawl is garbage because it doesn't work on your Wii.

 

[Vat- Storch]

no. read the news, Tai. Stop lookin at gay porn and see the articles on some wii's not playing Brawl. My Wii does play brawl. It just has a difficult time doing so. It must love melee or something. Vat- Zero's wii loves melee too much.

 

[KosukeKGA]

Kosuke do you have a doubles partner yet, and if no do you wanna team up?

Ben X, are you sure?

I am fine with it though. I started practicing Ike in Doubles a little while ago.
It will be massive ****.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

Vat-Zero's sacred Wii has trouble with Brawl, but it loves Melee. This means that Melee is the chosen game. This is a sign.

 

[navillus]

So who is definitely in next Saturday?

 

[maXXXpower]

I think it's pretty safe that I make it. Along with STB and such. Hopefully.

 

[-Ka-]

So who is definitely in next Saturday?

Joe Momma.

 

[navillus]

Joe Momma.

wow i'm gonna go ahead and say thats the gayest reply i've ever heard. you turned a simple question into a third grade response. I really must congratulate you because that took an amazing display of douchbaggery on your part. kudos good sir.

 

[Vat- Storch]

wow i'm gonna go ahead and say thats the gayest reply i've ever heard. you turned a simple question into a third grade response. I really must congratulate you because that took an amazing display of douchbaggery on your part. kudos good sir.

yo moma sucked my kudos yesterday.

 

[AZenith]

yo moma sucked my kudos yesterday.

so bad...
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[maXXXpower]

Jake and Oscar's trollage is reaching unprecedented amazingness. But who is the more better?

 

[-Ka-]

wow i'm gonna go ahead and say thats the gayest reply i've ever heard. you turned a simple question into a third grade response. I really must congratulate you because that took an amazing display of douchbaggery on your part. kudos good sir.

A simple "your dumb" would have been fine but whatever.

 

[Vat- Zero]

Don't worry Ka. This guy is wack attack.

 

[Calderon]

I kinda lost track of the thread somewhere on page 6, but I have a few questions as far as Newcomers. (ie. hi...)

- Is the toury open to anyone? (As long as you bring your cash and controler, can an outside like myself be a part of the battle?)
- Anything the host would like in donations? (Foodz, Drinks, Sacerfice of first born?)
- Will there be enough room for other battles to continue on the side? (prcatice, team, coin? ((if anyone else even plays that mode )))

 

[AZenith]

Calderon: The tourneys are open to everyone as far as I know and always have been just bring cash controller like you said. I'm sure Goop (person running the tourney) would love any donations. There are usually a couple TVs open for friendlies (battles on the side) during the tournament as well. Oh and one more thing if you go, Goop has this thing about smelly feet. So if you go make sure you NEVER take off your shoes no matter what, OK?

 

[Calderon]

Oh and one more thing if you go, Goop has this thing about smelly feet. So if you go make sure you NEVER take off your shoes no matter what, OK?

(PARK OUTSIDE OF THE COMPLEX AND NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE)

NEVER take off your shoes no matter what, OK?

NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE)

NEVER take off your shoes

NO SHOES

shoes

* head a splode*

 

[-Ka-]

Goop, what about water shoes or Japanese sandals made in China?

 

[Goop]

I hate all of you so much