Gay pornography actor dude butchers college kid an ships his body all ova

[ThaRealSKWEEZY]

an gets cot in germany

iight what it do errybody! its yo boy skweezy jibbs an i notised dis forum b kina ded an im on brake at werk so i thot id share summadat crazy news i been seein when i watchin tha news between tryna watch them scrambuld channels

so aight check it homeys


so dis non-homey name luka magnotta, he pick up dis college kid named lun jin I think (sry if im mispelin dat **** dead asian homie i hope u restin in pce much luv) an nobody kno wat they do 2getha rly, but it seems to end wit magnotta killin tha poor dude on video wit a ice pick an den shippin his body part all ova the cuntry n mayb tha continant

here a good link about sum of the body parts they was findin him shipin round:

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Luk...uver+schools+infamy+Police/6741121/story.html

o yea an dis **** went down in canada. duno wat u crazy canux b smokin up ther but judgin by all dis **** in flo'da it probly bath salts!!

neway dem redcoat horse five-oh ****in put out a warint on dis guy (an normly i dont wish jail on nobudy but dis guy is a exepshin) rite? but aparently dis guy aint no fish boy rookie busta cuz he gtfo'd canada or w/e he was at, an went rite across tha world

they cot em in berlin an aparently he got ther by a bus frum paris

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...sted-in-berlin-caf/article4228539/?cmpid=rss1

dat link above go into dat ****. dude was googlin hiself an erything probs tryna avoid popo. dint work out it seems.

**** get even mo ****ed up tho cuz check it, dude was sposedly linked to dis foxy (but def way 2 crazy an homicidal!!) chica named karla homolka. wikipedia her or sum **** if u wana but point is she was sum kinda serial killa i gess. neway mo **** frum dis dudes dark past be gettin dragged up by the man evry day, like dis cold case murda in... where else? maw****in flo'da!!

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2012/06/20120610-081944.html

i meen dis dude is tuchin a lotta lives in a real messed up way if dis **** aint all media sensashinalism an watever, an its ****ed he doin this. check it homeys dude even struck in my ****in hometown sons!

http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Pol...s+mailed+Vancouver+schools/6747327/story.html

i rememba reedin dat **** back wen it hapend. i was paranoyd 4 weeks homeys. like who in tha **** cud even have a axeptible reeson 2 **** wit some 66 y/o man? its not cool

1 last link tho, dey found sum chicky magnotta got shakked up wit (i thot 2 do dat gay porn u got 2 b gay so im a bit confused but thats not important atm). an, suprise suprise, dude was cleerly messed up an it was a dark time 4 her

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/B...ut+dark+romance+with+video/6760077/story.html


skweezy wats this post comin 2 u mite b wonderin. i wish i had a point homeys. i was just out hikin by tha hollywood sine late last nite an i sat my *** down an smoked an i looked out at the maw****in city an thot about wer this world be goin. thot about dat old man 2, probs found not 2 far frum wher i was sittin.

i just dont get it. if u got 2 use drugs n watever den holla cuz skweezy all about persinal freedum, real talk. but y u gota get all ****ed up in public like dat an start hurtin ppl? im speekin from exp, no gud can com frum it. yea at 1st its all fun an games wen u staggerin around tryna not drool on yo face but next thing u kno u got a power rangers towl around yo face kickin homless ppl an sayin u tha emperor of spacetime

my point is **** like dat b fun wen u yunga but its just betta 4 u an others 2 do dat **** in the comfert of yo own crib, dawg. i wish ida known dat b4 i had my kid so i cuda str8ned out mo sooner. but not evrybody get dat tap on tha sholder u kno?

tha hole world shud just b at pce an stop wit all this unessesary killin. but un4tunately it aint always the drugs. sum ppl be wonderin if luka magontta was just born str8 evil. i used 2 think evrybody was just a person, an sumtimes a cupple of us get a lil dum an ****ed up. didnt beleve in evil at all.

but **** like this makes me ****in wonder, homeys.

 

[Veetaak]

I really can't understand anything you wrote

 

[ThaRealSKWEEZY]

My bad im used 2 this site gettin rid of caps lock 4 me an it didnt dis time ill fixx it up

 

[Master Xanthan]

I really can't understand anything you wrote

Agreed. @OP, please type normally.

 

[z00ted]

Sometimes I wonder too, man.

 

[Pikaville]

Why can't you just type normally?

 

[Morin0]

Haters. I read it just fine!

 

[DoH]

Why do you hate English?

 

[Luigitoilet]

SWF needs to get rid of its censor for my boy Skweezy.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

i just dont get it. if u got 2 use drugs n watever den holla cuz skweezy all about persinal freedum, real talk. but y u gota get all ****ed up in public like dat an start hurtin ppl? im speekin from exp, no gud can com frum it. yea at 1st its all fun an games wen u staggerin around tryna not drool on yo face but next thing u kno u got a power rangers towl around yo face kickin homless ppl an sayin u tha emperor of spacetime

truer words have never been spoken

 

[-Jumpman-]

1 lunatic 1 icepick is the corresponding video of this happening, in case you were wondering. Dude ****s the dead body in the butt. After cutting off all the limbs ofc.

 

[Teran]

I really can't understand anything you wrote

Agreed. @OP, please type normally.

Why can't you just type normally?

Why do you hate English?

Maybe his socio-economic background didn't afford him the education required to write to an academic standard.

Instead of being so rude, why don't you at least make an effort to read his posts, then maybe politely PM/VM him about improving his grammar/spelling?

Of course you wouldn't do that, because you don't actually care about your fellow man, you only care about yourselves. At least Skweezy has some ****ing decency and compassion, traits which can be lacking in the smartest men, like Hitler. He was pretty eloquent, look what great things he did!

 

[Spelt]

You don't need an academic standard understanding of literacy to not use letters/numbers in place of words.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

says the guy who can't spell 'spelled' right

 

[Teran]

You don't need an academic standard understanding of literacy to not use letters/numbers in place of words.

Don't be pedantic, it's where the socio part of socio-economic comes in.

**** the whole numbers and letters has been around since before the texting/internet phenomenon. Again, you're judging a person entirely off of something like how they type/speak, and not actually absorbing what they're saying.

That's pretty much the first thing you're told NOT to do when you're in kindergarten probably still unable to go to the toilet by yourself.

 

[Fuelbi]

When did a topic about a gay pornography actor butchering a college kid become all about the socio-economic factors surrounding the grammar mistakes of the guy who wrote the OP?

 

[Teran]

Since when everyone decided to make a big ****ing issue of it, obviously.

 

[Spelt]

says the guy who can't spell 'spelled' right

You're probably joking, in which case I would just reply "Teehee", but just in case:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelt

Don't be pedantic, it's where the socio part of socio-economic comes in.

Oh, let's not argue about semantics~*~*~

****the whole numbers and letters has been around since before the texting/internet phenomenon.

How does that change anything? It's a consciously improper way to speak (type).

Again, you're judging a person entirely off of something like how they type/speak, and not actually absorbing what they're saying.

How someone articulates a thought has everything to do with what their saying. If someone can't manage to do that properly it's not the reader's fault.

Oh, it's not Stephenie Meyer's fault she's such a god**** terrible writer and has absolutely has no grasp on punctuation. Let's all just ignore that and get down to the hazel filled sparkle-tastic story underneath.

That's pretty much the first thing you're told NOT to do when you're in kindergarten probably still unable to go to the toilet by yourself.

Stop coloring outside the lines, Teran.

 

[rinisan]

The board should ban people like this.

BTW the article translated into human language is this:

http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j...sg=AFQjCNHwKgrSstYrOP1DhRMYkLaL38bK3g&cad=rja

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Its a ****ed up world Skweezy, and I'm just glad we have heroes like you out there to spread the good word.

 

[Morin0]

Gay pornography actor dude butchers college kid and ships his body all over

I rewrote the entire darn post so that people can stop complaining

Spoiler

and gets caught in Germany.

Alright, what it do everybody (expression)! It's your boy Skweezy Jibs and I noticed this forum is kind of dead and I'm on break at work so I thought I'd share some of that crazy news I've been seing when I watch the news between trying to watch those scrambled channels.

So, alright, check it, homeys.

So this non-homey named Luka Magnotta, he picked up this college kid named Lun Jin I think (sorry if I'm mispelling that ****, dead asian homey, I hope you're resting in peace -- much love) and nobody knows what they really did together, but it seems to end with Magnotta killing the poor dude on film with an ice pick and then shipping his body parts all over the country and maybe the continent.

Here's a good link about the sum of the body parts they were finding him shipping around:

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Luka...121/story.html


Oh, yeah, and this **** went down in Canada. I dunno what you crazy canux be smoking up there but by judging by all this **** in Florida, it's probably bath salts!!

Anyway, those redcoat horse five-oh ****ing put out a warrant on this guy (and normally I don't wish jail on nobody but this guy is an exception right?) but apparently this guy GTFO'd Canada or w/e he was at, and went right across the world.

They caught him in Berlin and apparently he got there by a bus from Paris

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...sted-in-berlin-caf/article4228539/?cmpid=rss1

That link above -- go into that ****. Dude was googling himself and everything. He was probably trying to avoid the police but it didn't work out it seems.

**** gets even more ****ed up, though, 'cause check it: dude was supposedly linked to this foxy (but definitely way too crazy and homicidal!!) chica (chick) named Karla Homolka. Wikipedia her or some **** if you want to but the point is that she was some kind of serial killer I guess. Anyway, more **** from this dude's dark past is getting brought up by the man, like this cold case murder in... where else? Mother ****ing Florida!!

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2012/06/20120610-081944.html

I mean, this dude is touching a lot of lives in a real messed up way if this **** isn't all media sensationalism and whatever, and it's messed up he's doing this. Check it, homeys, dude even struck in my ****ing hometown, sons!

http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Poli...327/story.html

I remember reading that **** back when it happened. I was paranoid for weeks, homeys. Like who in the **** could even have an acceptable reason to **** with some 66 year old man? It's not cool.

1 last link, though. They found some chick Magnota got shagged up with (I thought to do gay porn you have to be gay so I'm a bit confused but that's not important at the moment). And, surprise surprise, the dude was clearly messed up and it was a dark time for her

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Bo...077/story.html


Skweezy, what's this post coming to you might be wondering. I wish I had a point, homeys. I was just out hiking by the Hollywood sign last night and I sat my *** down and smoked. I looked out at the mother ****ing city and thought about where this world is going to. Thought about the old man too -- probably found not too far from where I was sitting (talking about god?).

I just don't get it. If you have to use drugs or whatever, then holla 'cause Skeezy is all about personal freedom. Real talk. But why do you need to get ****ed up in public like that and start hurting people? I'm speaking from experience and no good can come from it. Yeah, at first it's all fun and games when you're staggering around trying not to drool on your face but the the next thing you know, you got a Power Rangers towel around your face kicking homeless people and saying you're the emperor of space time.

My point is that **** like that can be fun when you're young, but it's better for you and others to do that **** in the comfort of your own home, dawg. I wish I would've known that before I had my kid so I could of straightened out sooner but not everybody gets that tap on the shoulder, you know?

The whole world should just be at peace and stop with all this unnecessary killing. Unfortunately, it isn't always the drugs. Some people are wondering if Luka Magnotta was just born straight evil. I used to think everyone was just a person, and sometimes a couple of us get a little dumb and ****ed up. I didn't believe in evil at all.

But **** like this makes me ****ing wonder, homeys.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

You've just ripped the heart and soul out of that post.

You monster.

 

[Morin0]

You've just ripped the heart and soul out of that post.

You monster.

Exactly. Stop hating, people.

 

[rinisan]

Doesn't matter, the martian who started this thread probably doesn't read our language at all.

 

[Vinylic.]

Please shut the **** up and don't come in here if you're gonna post insulting crap.

Things like that is just disrespectful and you should really be ashamed of yourself.

That is all.

 

[Spelt]

And that wasn't insulting at all.

 

[Luigitoilet]

thanks Spelt and crew for ruining everything, forever.

 

[Spelt]

I work alone.

 

[Master Xanthan]

asking someone to "please type normally" is considered rude? Ok then Mr. Hogan, how do I ask someone to type normally in a polite manner then?

 

[Teran]

How does that change anything? It's a consciously improper way to speak (type).

When you bring in the socio factor, it means one comes from an environment where such behaviour is perfectly acceptable. Sort of like how it's okay to have your baps out and wear grass skirts in some parts of Africa, but you'd probably be arrested if you did so in the west.

How someone articulates a thought has everything to do with what their saying. If someone can't manage to do that properly it's not the reader's fault.

Okay hotshot, that's quite enough. You're not really in any position to talk.

Oh, it's not Stephenie Meyer's fault she's such a god**** terrible writer and has absolutely has no grasp on punctuation. Let's all just ignore that and get down to the hazel filled sparkle-tastic story underneath.

Is she a bad writer? Last I heard she was swimming in millions. She obviously got something right.

Stop coloring outside the lines, Teran.

I'm not, I'm giving the ever useful and relevant Hitler analogy to back up my point and cement it as superior.

All these *****z be hatin' on mah boi Skweezy right hurr.

Aint no justice.

asking someone to "please type normally" is considered rude? Ok then Mr. Hogan, how do I ask someone to type normally in a polite manner then?

Ask them privately. There's more to being rude than saying **** and ****, you know. There is also something called being obnoxious, something which you all seem to be pretty good at.

 

[ThaRealSKWEEZY]

iight evrybody tha thing is i dont spend a lot of time akchuly ritin my posts but if im gonna make 1 of my own i do spend sum time thinkin bout it and aint that wat matta? i a busy guy an i more of a talker than a computer guy so wen i expres myself it com out layd back an more like how i talk. if ppl got an ish widdat well idk wat 2 say, but i aint holdin no grudgs about it. i do get it.

i mean skweezy aint afraid 2 fite but a buncha bickerin on tha internet aint my style **** aint ****in worth it espeshily wen it about my spelin (i kno it bad i dont rite much)

poynt of dis topic tho is a horribul murda (an judgin by dem hedlines probs a serial killa!) an just my reacshin to all dis violens in tha world around us. 2 all u who got sumthin outta skweezys ramblin or even just dem links i dropp'd (wich def hav better spellin than me) then respect. u got sum soul left an im glad i cud reech out to sum good peeps an just share tha way i think about dis ****. much luv homies

4 those of u 2 hung up on my spellin 2 care about sumbudy's horibul death an the sufferin of they family an the ramifecashins of all dis violens around us i think ill take my bad spellin over dat kinda coldness even if it wud meen i can spell betta.

and thats the motha****in truth siren

(besides u cant win no grammies wit gramma)



editin - well i saw a menshin of stephanie meyer an figgerd id dubble up the truth siren. a wile back i was cleenin up after a visit wit my ex (holla!) an i saw dat twilite **** on her nite table. i hadnt red nuttin in a wile an i figgerd itd prob be sum literotica or sumthin so i shuvd it down tha frunt of my pants an checkd out. wich was a bad idea b/c as u can probly assume, los angeles is kinda god damn hot out p much all tha time

neway its ridin rite between my thise an startin to get all soked. but im on tha bus so i cant exactly reech down and fumbul around wit my junk tryna pull this maw****in book out now that **** would just look weird. so i had to ride dat **** all tha way back to my crib. had to let it dry out in the sun an it was like cardbord when i tride to reed it l8r. neway i red about a page then start skippin ahed, an i gotta tell u, i cudnt 4 the life of me tell if it was erotica or not. cuz it seemed like ther wernt no sexy ****, an yet the ritin was all terribul so it obv wasnt a reel book. dis the **** dat sellin out these days? god damn! an ppl say i shud read more!

neway the diff bitween stephanie meyer an yo boy skweezy is she held up to sum standard as like a reel awther of books n ****. im just skweezy jibbs, a cali dude tryna fix up my life sum an chill an expres myself on tha internet. i aint got no pretenshins about bein some fancy rita or makin dat scrilla off my ramblins so wtf does sum crazy mormon ***** gotta do wit me?

 

[Dodongo]

Profound words Skweezy. It's almost poetry, like a stone cold sledgehammer of truth.

I rewrote the entire darn post so that people can stop complaining

Spoiler

and gets caught in Germany.

Alright, what it do everybody (expression)! It's your boy Skweezy Jibs and I noticed this forum is kind of dead and I'm on break at work so I thought I'd share some of that crazy news I've been seing when I watch the news between trying to watch those scrambled channels.

So, alright, check it, homeys.

So this non-homey named Luka Magnotta, he picked up this college kid named Lun Jin I think (sorry if I'm mispelling that ****, dead asian homey, I hope you're resting in peace -- much love) and nobody knows what they really did together, but it seems to end with Magnotta killing the poor dude on film with an ice pick and then shipping his body parts all over the country and maybe the continent.

Here's a good link about the sum of the body parts they were finding him shipping around:

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Luka...121/story.html


Oh, yeah, and this **** went down in Canada. I dunno what you crazy canux be smoking up there but by judging by all this **** in Florida, it's probably bath salts!!

Anyway, those redcoat horse five-oh ****ing put out a warrant on this guy (and normally I don't wish jail on nobody but this guy is an exception right?) but apparently this guy GTFO'd Canada or w/e he was at, and went right across the world.

They caught him in Berlin and apparently he got there by a bus from Paris

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...sted-in-berlin-caf/article4228539/?cmpid=rss1

That link above -- go into that ****. Dude was googling himself and everything. He was probably trying to avoid the police but it didn't work out it seems.

**** gets even more ****ed up, though, 'cause check it: dude was supposedly linked to this foxy (but definitely way too crazy and homicidal!!) chica (chick) named Karla Homolka. Wikipedia her or some **** if you want to but the point is that she was some kind of serial killer I guess. Anyway, more **** from this dude's dark past is getting brought up by the man, like this cold case murder in... where else? Mother ****ing Florida!!

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2012/06/20120610-081944.html

I mean, this dude is touching a lot of lives in a real messed up way if this **** isn't all media sensationalism and whatever, and it's messed up he's doing this. Check it, homeys, dude even struck in my ****ing hometown, sons!

http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Poli...327/story.html

I remember reading that **** back when it happened. I was paranoid for weeks, homeys. Like who in the **** could even have an acceptable reason to **** with some 66 year old man? It's not cool.

1 last link, though. They found some chick Magnota got shagged up with (I thought to do gay porn you have to be gay so I'm a bit confused but that's not important at the moment). And, surprise surprise, the dude was clearly messed up and it was a dark time for her

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Bo...077/story.html


Skweezy, what's this post coming to you might be wondering. I wish I had a point, homeys. I was just out hiking by the Hollywood sign last night and I sat my *** down and smoked. I looked out at the mother ****ing city and thought about where this world is going to. Thought about the old man too -- probably found not too far from where I was sitting (talking about god?).

I just don't get it. If you have to use drugs or whatever, then holla 'cause Skeezy is all about personal freedom. Real talk. But why do you need to get ****ed up in public like that and start hurting people? I'm speaking from experience and no good can come from it. Yeah, at first it's all fun and games when you're staggering around trying not to drool on your face but the the next thing you know, you got a Power Rangers towel around your face kicking homeless people and saying you're the emperor of space time.

My point is that **** like that can be fun when you're young, but it's better for you and others to do that **** in the comfort of your own home, dawg. I wish I would've known that before I had my kid so I could of straightened out sooner but not everybody gets that tap on the shoulder, you know?

The whole world should just be at peace and stop with all this unnecessary killing. Unfortunately, it isn't always the drugs. Some people are wondering if Luka Magnotta was just born straight evil. I used to think everyone was just a person, and sometimes a couple of us get a little dumb and ****ed up. I didn't believe in evil at all.

But **** like this makes me ****ing wonder, homeys.

I can't comprehend any of this. Will you rewrite it more legibly?

 

[ThaRealSKWEEZY]

It's almost poetry, like a stone cold sledgehammer of truth.

hm tha truth hamma. i like it homey!

neway wen i get back home frum work if im not hangin wit my boys ima do sum google witchcraft an see if i can dig up summo **** on luka magnotta an all dis ****

 

[Morin0]

I can't comprehend any of this. Will you rewrite it more legibly?

No

 

[Spelt]

Okay hotshot, that's quite enough. You're not really in any position to talk.

Oh Teran, you disappoint me.

You are the last person I suspected would be so petty as to point out little typos in an attempt to win an argument.

 

[Teran]

Oh Teran, you disappoint me.

You are the last person I suspected would be so petty as to point out little typos in an attempt to win an argument.

I usually never do, but in this case it was actually 100% relevant and hilariously ironic.

Edit: Not to mention you couldn't retort, which means you lose.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Oh Teran, you disappoint me.

You are the last person I suspected would be so petty as to point out little typos in an attempt to win an argument.

isn't that how this whole argument began? "petty" people pointing out typos even going as far as to not even talk about the actual topic?

 

[Claire Diviner]

I've read about this article a little while back. I'm glad they caught the guy, but my goodness, the barbaric nature of it. Actually, no, I can't even say that, as it would be an insult to actual barbarians. The scary thing about this is that there are a lot of other people out there just like him. With give-or-take 7 billion people in the world, you know there's more nutcases out there.

Also, I like to address something about the whole grammar issue. While yes, I appreciate proper grammar and spelling myself, not everyone's perfect. Also, it's not too difficult to understand what Skweezy is typing if you at least try to read it. Here's a decent example below:

any1 can undrstnd wht im typng dspite sum mispellngs, missng lttrs, nd sum nmbrs added 2 teh wurds in place of actual wurds.

 

[Spelt]

I usually never do, but in this case it was actually 100% relevant and hilariously ironic.

Edit: Not to mention you couldn't retort, which means you lose.

Uh, I did though.

...A "win". Alright. Now that is hilariously ironic.

It's usually almost second nature for you to outsmart someone in an argument, and yet this time you had to resort to something so trite. I think I will take that as a win.

isn't that how this whole argument began? "petty" people pointing out typos even going as far as to not even talk about the actual topic?

Anybody could've easily started a more suitable discussion at anytime. Instead there were just a bunch of 'petty' jabs and the ridiculousness of the conversation.

 

[Teran]

Uh, I did though.

...A "win". Alright. Now that is hilariously ironic.

It's usually almost second nature for you to outsmart someone in an argument, and yet this time you had to resort to something so trite. I think I will take that as a win.

No, you didn't. LT just pointed out the delicious irony in what you posted, and yet you still don't get it.

"It is second nature for me to outsmart people". Well you're usually seeing that as a third party. Now that it comes to you being under the lens, it seems that suddenly I'm the dumb one.

I like how you pointed that one typo comment out as if that was the only thing I said, whereas it was just one sentence in amongst several paragraphs. The validity of that grammatical travesty being pointed out is absolute, you can't admonish someone for poor English and make a howler of a mistake like that in the same damn post.

The funny thing is, I have like no bones about how people type, and generally when people do the whole their/they're/there thing among others, I generally just give the person the benefit of the doubt and assume they had a brain fart. I just find it really obnoxious the way people put themselves up on pedestals above people because of stuff like this, when quite frankly, a fair few of these people are kinda ****ing stupid themselves. I grew up with one limb in every part of the socio-economic ladder, and I understand that there's more to people than just how they write/type, and there are more factors to how they write/type than you might think.

In the past I used to make a lot of cracks about hating people, maybe for a short period of my life that was genuine. The funny thing is, it wasn't because of hoodrats like Skweezy, it was because of people with their hypocritical inflated senses of self worth, and genuine lack of ability to show any compassion beyond a surface level, and a complete inability to look at anything beyond a surface level.

So in short, maybe everyone should actually be more decent. I bet if you met Skweezy irl, you wouldn't be anywhere near as obnoxious, and that's not to do with fear of physical repercussions. This guy shows outrage at a pretty brutal crime, even if he isn't the brightest star in the constellation, at least you know when he's walking down the street late at night and some girl is stumbling home from the club, he's not going to **** her/shank her/rob her/all three.

Maybe not in short.

**** you I'm sparkling.