I don't recall agreeing to take anyone, and I'm sure as hell not driving all the way to Columbus. I'm still awestruck by Alpha's awesomeness for being able to handle such drives. I don't know what the plan for this thing is, I just know I'm getting there. Unfortunately, and at the risk of sounding like a ****, I don't really care all that much who shows and who doesn't. I just know I'm not driving more than 3 miles out of the way to pick anyone up, assuming I drive anywhere. Sorry, peoples. I don't have the money to drive my gas eating machine. Especially to Columbus.
EDIT: My back right tire has a plug in it from running over random glass in the road, my driver's side window only stays open using duct tape, and I get about 10 miles to the gallon, apparently.
EDIT: I don't think you realize how much my "car" sucks.
EDIT: Seriously.