This is the most epic win i have ever seen. HEROES FTW
Diddy: I can't control it!
Lucas: I'm not leaving you. There's another way to end this, and you know it.
Diddy: I can't let you die!
Lucas: And I can't let everyone else...
Lucas: You saved the cheerleader, so we could save the world.
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Yaya
Smash Champion
I suffered through it too T_T
MysticKenji
Smash Master
Gimpyfish used JudgementR.I.D.L.EY. HQ: Day of Destruction (30 seconds until demolition.)
The damage is too great, Gypsy and Grim have unleashed an attack on Geno and Ashley, and Lego has decided to start spamming.
(20 seconds...)
I have a fear that we have a dark future ahead of us.
(10...)
Gimpy has logged in, and our leaders are about to fa-
HOLY SH-
The Fall of R.I.D.L.E.Y...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
R.I.D.L.E.Y. fainted.
Too good an opportunity to pass up.
Jackal478
Smash Ace
XD
Diddy: I can't control it!
Lucas: I'm not leaving you. There's another way to end this, and you know it.
Diddy: I can't let you die!
Lucas: And I can't let everyone else...
Lucas: You saved the cheerleader, so we could save the world.
Never knew Peter was a monkey. Or that Nathan was a short blonde kid...
TengenToppaDrill
Smash Apprentice
**** Whippersnappers
Donkey Kong found an odd button.
Naturally he pushed it...
Big mistake.
The stereotypical monkey was battered with meteors,chuck norris roundhouse kicks, bats of hell, the very flames of the dark god Hades and worst of
all forced to play Superman 64 while watching the
worst film in existence Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
Donkey Kong called for help.
Diddy Kong faltered.
Donkey Kong cursed the cap-wearin monkey and swore revenge.
Sonic and...
The angry video game nerd.
one thing...
please comment:
Donkey Kong found an odd button.
Naturally he pushed it...
Big mistake.
The stereotypical monkey was battered with meteors,chuck norris roundhouse kicks, bats of hell, the very flames of the dark god Hades and worst of
all forced to play Superman 64 while watching the
worst film in existence Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
Donkey Kong called for help.
And in the end, left his lifelong friend and hero for dead.
Donkey Kong cursed the cap-wearin monkey and swore revenge.
2 Years Have Passed.
Donkey Kong has become a drug dealer joining forces with the likes of
Sonic and...
The angry video game nerd.
The Starfox Swat
We have been hired to take down this drug kingpin and tell youone thing...
CRACK IS WHACK!
please comment:
ParamoreRiot
Smash Lord
^^^^
Thirded
Thirded
TengenToppaDrill
Smash Apprentice
Too bad. I liked the premise.
TengenToppaDrill
Smash Apprentice
So what Do you consider funny, Smashers?
Mr. Sunny Patch
Smash Journeyman
Wow dude. Kinda long but it had me laughing through my nose.
Donkey Kong found an odd button.
Naturally he pushed it...
Big mistake.
The stereotypical monkey was battered with meteors,chuck norris roundhouse kicks, bats of hell, the very flames of the dark god Hades and worst of
all forced to play Superman 64 while watching the
worst film in existence Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
Donkey Kong called for help.
Diddy Kong faltered.
And in the end, left his lifelong friend and hero for dead.
Donkey Kong cursed the cap-wearin monkey and swore revenge.
2 Years Have Passed.Donkey Kong has become a drug dealer joining forces with the likes of
Sonic and...
The angry video game nerd.
The Starfox SwatWe have been hired to take down this drug kingpin and tell you
one thing...
CRACK IS WHACK!
please comment:
Nice sig by the way. Love that show.
Pengie
Smash Lord
Wario: Tupac is alive!
TengenToppaDrill
Smash Apprentice
An epic one liner. LOL.
Wario: Tupac is alive!
M.K
Level 55
Pikachu: Oh My God! I Think I Just Popped My Oran Berry!
Snake: Virgin no more.
Takumaru
Smash Lord
Oh Holy one, cast thy purifying light upon this corrupt soul.
Light of judgement, Judgement!
Free interwebs cookie to anyone who gets the reference...
TengenToppaDrill
Smash Apprentice
Is it Tales of Symphonia?
Oh Holy one, cast thy purifying light upon this corrupt soul.
Light of judgement, Judgement!
Free interwebs cookie to anyone who gets the reference...
Takumaru
Smash Lord
Oh! you win a cookie!
Another one just hit me:
Electrode: Why no one like electrode? Even bomb no like electrode!
Another one just hit me:
Electrode: Why no one like electrode? Even bomb no like electrode!
Darkurai
Smash Master
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2007
- Messages
- 3,012
I like this better.
Oh Holy one, cast thy purifying light upon this corrupt soul.
Light of judgement, Judgement!
Free interwebs cookie to anyone who gets the reference...
I, who stand in the full light of the heavens command thee, who opens the gates of hell, come forth divine lightning!
This ends now!
Indignation!
Pengie
Smash Lord
^
That is Jade using Indignation in Tales of the Abyss. Nice to see a few Tales of fans here.
Inside box: thump, thump, thump
Diddy: Snake, what are you doing?
That is Jade using Indignation in Tales of the Abyss. Nice to see a few Tales of fans here.
Inside box: thump, thump, thump
Diddy: Snake, what are you doing?
Nowaytoeatatater
Smash Ace
Jade is too awesome to be represented by ANYONE other than himself, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and John Freeman.I like this better.
I, who stand in the full light of the heavens command thee, who opens the gates of hell, come forth divine lightning!
This ends now!
Indignation!
Caael
Smash Lord
Win
Oh Holy one, cast thy purifying light upon this corrupt soul.
Light of judgement, Judgement!
Free interwebs cookie to anyone who gets the reference...
Reduce these evil souls to ashes!
Explosion!
Meta-Knight
Smash Journeyman
ZOMFG METEOR SMASHES KUNPHIRMED!!!
Nowaytoeatatater
Smash Ace
8r0k3n
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2007
- Messages
- 55
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=117630&page=4
Snake: "I want my mommy......"
Mario: "I am your mom dumba**!"
Snake: "I want my mommy......"
Mario: "I am your mom dumba**!"
UsernameLink
Smash Journeyman
When Electrode was caught, he saw a life of fights with the greatest opponents, and there rarest of pokemon. He lived this life, but he would trade all that so he could be wild, all to avoid today.
as you see....
This is the day he was neutered. Now his big B's sit there labeled infront of him with a big B. He knows the true cost of successes.
as you see....
This is the day he was neutered. Now his big B's sit there labeled infront of him with a big B. He knows the true cost of successes.
Yaya
Smash Champion
Wario: Ahhhh! My hand is bigger then my face! I have cancer!!!!!
Pyroloserkid
Smash Master
OMGZ! It's a play on words!
ZOMFG METEOR SMASHES KUNPHIRMED!!!
For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPN2yOup9E
Goku: Vegeta get out of the way!.
Vegeta: I can't!
Vegeta: Fire that thing, do it now!
Goku: Vegeta move out of the f***ing way!
Vegeta: Do it.
Goku: No
Vegeta: THEN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!!
****, that was intense.
Goku: Vegeta get out of the way!.
Vegeta: I can't!
Vegeta: Fire that thing, do it now!
Goku: Vegeta move out of the f***ing way!
Vegeta: Do it.
Goku: No
Vegeta: THEN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!!
****, that was intense.
Yaya
Smash Champion
Yellow Ike: Hey, another **** pic got posted.
Green Ike: Oh my ****ing god, ANOTHER one?
Al Calnos
Smash Journeyman
Oh my, we've reached 200 pages, I feel we should somehow celebrate...
Random crap for everyone!
I know, I shall repost some of my greatest works, because I'm feeling uninspired ... I present to you Al Calnos's Greatest Hits, Vol. 1!
Including my very first pic, on the very first page of this thread!
And let's not forget the mega-hit Overmind monologue reenactment...
Random crap for everyone!
I know, I shall repost some of my greatest works, because I'm feeling uninspired
... I present to you Al Calnos's Greatest Hits, Vol. 1!Including my very first pic, on the very first page of this thread!
And other favorites such asOk, I'll play along...
Snake: This game isn't big enough for two bad@$$es wearing bandannas!
Fox: The fools...they all think I'll be nerfed in Brawl...
Mario: You think your spring can save you? FOOL! I am Jumpman!
Meta Knight knew something was amiss when he saw two King Dededes...
And
Charizard: You! Anime Punk! I do not like your shoes. You must DIE! *flamethrower*
Sonic: Whoa, whoa! I think you've got the wrong punk! My shoes are cool!
Before anyone asks
http://www.mother-jp.net/times/20071013.html
thats where I found it. Also some new Lucas pics there...
And this is what happened when Wario found out somebody had eaten the last whole pizza...
So sad, Delfino Plaza is closed off, Peach will have to undergo many years of therapy, Diddy is still in the hospital, and unfortunately Sonic will no longer be in Brawl.
And let's not forget the mega-hit Overmind monologue reenactment...
I hope you've enjoyed this little walk down memory lane
Awaken my child...
...and embrace the glory that is your birth rite.
Bowser: Know that I am the Overmind;
the eternal will of the Swarm...
...and that you have been created to serve me.
(Ignore Red
)
Behold that I shall set you amongst the greatest of my Cerebrates...
...that you might benefit from their wisdom and experience. Yet your purpose is unique...
While they carry forth my will to the innumerable Broods, you have but one charge entrusted to your care.
For I have found a creature that may yet become the greatest of my agents. Even now it resides within a protective Chrysalis...
...awaiting its rebirth into the Swarm.
You must watch over the Chrysalis, and ensure that no harm comes to the creature within it. Go now and keep safe my prize.
Dragonbreath
Smash Ace
A Day In The Life Of Sonic And Link
Link: *YAAAAAAWWWWWN* 'morning, Soni...SONIC!!
Sonic: Wasn't my fault. By the way, 'sup?
Link: Why in the hell did I wake up in the middle of the street?!
Sonic: Promise you won't be mad?
Link: NO!
Sonic: I sold our apartment to the mob for crack.
Link: Oh, well in that case. . .YOU WHAT?!? You *******, we don't even own the apartment! That's why we have to pay RENT!
Sonic: . . .So. . .The crack was free?
Link: Now we don't have anywhere to live!
Sonic: But the crack was free?
Link: And we're guilty of associating with crack dealers!
Sonic: Crack be free?
Link: And when the mob finds out you skiffed them, we're gonna get. . .
Sonic: CRACK!! FREE?! ANSWER, POR FAVOR!!
Link: SHADAAP!!
*Later, in the mafia-run district. . .*
Link: Okay, shut up and let me do the talking.
Sonic:
Can do, Mr Talking Christmas Tree. . .
Link: . . .You're high, aren't you?
Sonic: What would you do with fifty kilos of cut cocaine? Try to grow a cocaine bush? . . .*Thinks for a minute* . . .I'm gotta run to home depot. They sell gardening stuff at home depot, right? *Vanishes.*
Link: Yeah, whatever. Hope you die on a speedbump. . .mumble,mumble. Anyway, I'll have better luck trying to get our apartment back from the mob without you.
Okay, time to meet the mob. . .
*Ten minutes later*
SMACK!! POW!! WHOCK!!
Link: Wh. . .Why are you beating me? I didn't even say any. . .
WHOCK!
Mario: We're the $%!@#?! Mob, puttana! This is what we-a do!! Comprende?!
Link: O. . .Okay. . .
Mario: Bene, bene. . . Now, what can we do for you, my friend?
Link: Well. . .My friend kind of sold you an apartment earlier this morning. Or maybe it was last night, I dunno. Anyway, you might remember him. He's short, blue. . .
Mario: Eneregico to move, Pigro to think?
Link: He's a hedgehog. . .
Mario: Oh, yeah. I-a know him. Whatsa the matter?
Link: Well, we kind of need the apartment back. I'm. . .Not a hobo.
Mario: Well, what a coincidence-ia! We were-a gonna to use that apartment to pin-a you guys for a murder, but it's such a pieca-crappa, the Cornoner-a said that he-a musta committed suicide. So we're-a looking to-a sell it again!
Link: So. . .If we gave you back the crack, then you'd. . .
Mario: Notta problema!
Link: Yes! Okay, lemme just call my friend, he's got the crack, and then he can. .
Sonic: Yo, Link! I put all the crack in a pot with water, topsoil and fertilizer! Anything else you think it needs?
Mario: Que repeta?
Link: . . .oh, god. . .
*Ten minutes later*
Link (Severely beaten) Okay. . .Mario said that he's gonna give us a chance to make up what we owe before he breaks our legs We've got till midnight tonight.
Sonic: How much do we owe?
Link: $3500, plus interest.
Sonic: Whoa. That's almost as much as I spent on gardening stuff.
Link:. . .And how did you pay for it?
Sonic: Borrowed some money from the mob. Why?
Link: . . .Would you like to know why I'm not shoving this sword up your drug-flooded blue *** right now?
Sonic: Because EPA would ice you?
Link:Because you need that *** so you can work it off to halp me pay that seven g's Mario wants!
*Cue montage of Sonic and Link working for hard cash*
Monkey Wrangler: $204
First Place at MXC: $12
Butler: $1229
Experimental Nuclear-Powered Condom Tester: $3110
Counter-terrorist: $12000
Burned down Central Park: -$500,000,000
*12:00 AM, that night*
Link: I hate you. I really hate you.
Sonic: I had to do it, man. The sunlight wasn't strong enough to make my crack-bush grow. It needed fire to germinate. . .
Link: Shut up.
Mario: Hey, piasanos! I've got good news for you!
Link: You're not gonna kill us!
Sonic: More crack to buy?
Mario: No! We're-a gonna use your own apartment to fix-a your own deaths!
Link: Wh. . .Why would you crush our hopes like that?
Mario: We. Are. The. Bad. Guys. Comprende? Now bend over, you're %$!@! tall.
Link: You're not that short.
Mario: No, but my thug is.
Link: Thug?
Kirby: Okay, lemme see 'dem legs.
OBSCENE VIOLENCE CENSOR ACTIVATED
Link: AUUUGHH! NNOOOO! NOO! NOT THE. . .OWWWWW! OWWW! NOOOOOOOO! AUUUGGGHHHHH! AUUUGGGGHHHHH!
Mario: Any last words, puttana?
Link: I. . .Hate. . .Sonic. . .
Mario: Speaking of-a which, where is he?
Kirby: I dunno. You want me to break 'is legs?
Mario: That's-a what you're here-a for. . .Hey, whassa all this rumbling going on?
*CRASH!!!!!*
ROAAAAAARRR!!!
Mario: Santachristo?!?! What-a da $%@!?!? is that?!
Sonic: IT WORKED! I'M A BOTANIST!
Kirby: Hell nah, they don't pay me enough for this ****! I'm outta here!
*Two hours later*
Link: Well Sonic, it looks like your crack addiction actually paid off for once. I don't think we'll be hearing from Mario any time soon.
Sonic: Yeah! And best of all, all that crack was free after all!
Link: Huh. I guess you're right. Well, let's go back to our two-bit, bloodstained hole-in-a-wall that we call home.
Sonic: True 'dat.
Link: Oh, and Sonic?
Sonic: Yeah?
Link: What I said earlier, about hating you?
Sonic: Mm-hmm?
Link: I meant it. Honestly.
*The Next Morning*
Link: *Yawwwwwwn. . .* Morning, Soni. . .(Notices that he woke up in the street again.)SONIC!!!
Sonic: Okay, I can explain this time. See, it turns out that the crack-bush actually eats more crack than it makes, so I had to kill it it, and. . .well, then I needed more crack and. . .well. . .
. . .You know what a Yakuza is, right?
THE END
Link: *YAAAAAAWWWWWN* 'morning, Soni...SONIC!!
Sonic: Wasn't my fault. By the way, 'sup?
Link: Why in the hell did I wake up in the middle of the street?!
Sonic: Promise you won't be mad?
Link: NO!
Sonic: I sold our apartment to the mob for crack.
Link: Oh, well in that case. . .YOU WHAT?!? You *******, we don't even own the apartment! That's why we have to pay RENT!
Sonic: . . .So. . .The crack was free?
Link: Now we don't have anywhere to live!
Sonic: But the crack was free?
Link: And we're guilty of associating with crack dealers!
Sonic: Crack be free?
Link: And when the mob finds out you skiffed them, we're gonna get. . .
Sonic: CRACK!! FREE?! ANSWER, POR FAVOR!!
Link: SHADAAP!!
*Later, in the mafia-run district. . .*
Link: Okay, shut up and let me do the talking.
Sonic:
Can do, Mr Talking Christmas Tree. . .Link: . . .You're high, aren't you?
Sonic: What would you do with fifty kilos of cut cocaine? Try to grow a cocaine bush? . . .*Thinks for a minute* . . .I'm gotta run to home depot. They sell gardening stuff at home depot, right? *Vanishes.*
Link: Yeah, whatever. Hope you die on a speedbump. . .mumble,mumble. Anyway, I'll have better luck trying to get our apartment back from the mob without you.
Okay, time to meet the mob. . .
*Ten minutes later*
SMACK!! POW!! WHOCK!!
Link: Wh. . .Why are you beating me? I didn't even say any. . .
WHOCK!
Mario: We're the $%!@#?! Mob, puttana! This is what we-a do!! Comprende?!
Link: O. . .Okay. . .
Mario: Bene, bene. . . Now, what can we do for you, my friend?
Link: Well. . .My friend kind of sold you an apartment earlier this morning. Or maybe it was last night, I dunno. Anyway, you might remember him. He's short, blue. . .
Mario: Eneregico to move, Pigro to think?
Link: He's a hedgehog. . .
Mario: Oh, yeah. I-a know him. Whatsa the matter?
Link: Well, we kind of need the apartment back. I'm. . .Not a hobo.
Mario: Well, what a coincidence-ia! We were-a gonna to use that apartment to pin-a you guys for a murder, but it's such a pieca-crappa, the Cornoner-a said that he-a musta committed suicide. So we're-a looking to-a sell it again!
Link: So. . .If we gave you back the crack, then you'd. . .
Mario: Notta problema!
Link: Yes! Okay, lemme just call my friend, he's got the crack, and then he can. .
Sonic: Yo, Link! I put all the crack in a pot with water, topsoil and fertilizer! Anything else you think it needs?
Mario: Que repeta?
Link: . . .oh, god. . .
*Ten minutes later*
Link (Severely beaten) Okay. . .Mario said that he's gonna give us a chance to make up what we owe before he breaks our legs We've got till midnight tonight.
Sonic: How much do we owe?
Link: $3500, plus interest.
Sonic: Whoa. That's almost as much as I spent on gardening stuff.
Link:. . .And how did you pay for it?
Sonic: Borrowed some money from the mob. Why?
Link: . . .Would you like to know why I'm not shoving this sword up your drug-flooded blue *** right now?
Sonic: Because EPA would ice you?
Link:
Because you need that *** so you can work it off to halp me pay that seven g's Mario wants!*Cue montage of Sonic and Link working for hard cash*
Monkey Wrangler: $204
First Place at MXC: $12
Butler: $1229
Experimental Nuclear-Powered Condom Tester: $3110
Counter-terrorist: $12000
Burned down Central Park: -$500,000,000
*12:00 AM, that night*
Link: I hate you. I really hate you.
Sonic: I had to do it, man. The sunlight wasn't strong enough to make my crack-bush grow. It needed fire to germinate. . .
Link: Shut up.
Mario: Hey, piasanos! I've got good news for you!
Link: You're not gonna kill us!
Sonic: More crack to buy?
Mario: No! We're-a gonna use your own apartment to fix-a your own deaths!
Link: Wh. . .Why would you crush our hopes like that?
Mario: We. Are. The. Bad. Guys. Comprende? Now bend over, you're %$!@! tall.
Link: You're not that short.
Mario: No, but my thug is.
Link: Thug?
Kirby: Okay, lemme see 'dem legs.
OBSCENE VIOLENCE CENSOR ACTIVATED
Link: AUUUGHH! NNOOOO! NOO! NOT THE. . .OWWWWW! OWWW! NOOOOOOOO! AUUUGGGHHHHH! AUUUGGGGHHHHH!
Mario: Any last words, puttana?
Link: I. . .Hate. . .Sonic. . .
Mario: Speaking of-a which, where is he?
Kirby: I dunno. You want me to break 'is legs?
Mario: That's-a what you're here-a for. . .Hey, whassa all this rumbling going on?
*CRASH!!!!!*
ROAAAAAARRR!!!
Mario: Santachristo?!?! What-a da $%@!?!? is that?!
Sonic: IT WORKED! I'M A BOTANIST!
Kirby: Hell nah, they don't pay me enough for this ****! I'm outta here!
*Two hours later*
Link: Well Sonic, it looks like your crack addiction actually paid off for once. I don't think we'll be hearing from Mario any time soon.
Sonic: Yeah! And best of all, all that crack was free after all!
Link: Huh. I guess you're right. Well, let's go back to our two-bit, bloodstained hole-in-a-wall that we call home.
Sonic: True 'dat.
Link: Oh, and Sonic?
Sonic: Yeah?
Link: What I said earlier, about hating you?
Sonic: Mm-hmm?
Link: I meant it. Honestly.
*The Next Morning*
Link: *Yawwwwwwn. . .* Morning, Soni. . .(Notices that he woke up in the street again.)SONIC!!!
Sonic: Okay, I can explain this time. See, it turns out that the crack-bush actually eats more crack than it makes, so I had to kill it it, and. . .well, then I needed more crack and. . .well. . .
. . .You know what a Yakuza is, right?
THE END
UsernameLink
Smash Journeyman
Left Snake: God, I cant belive so many people keep talking about the ike **** thing, im a new person... thats the old me...
Right Snake: ...You know... Officaly, its impossibe to **** yourself... *looks at middle snake*
Left Snake: Oh... its that so... *looks at middle Snake*
Middle Snake:
I knew the fur would come back to hunt me p.s. i know, no more **** jokes, im sorry
Yaya
Smash Champion
Ike: No, seriously, you are the laughing stock of the entire Smash World! You know what, Ike? I'm not even gonna look at you.
Samus: Okay, Snake and I are gonna have a private conversation in here, Okay?
Wario: Okay!
Wario: I hear a bumping sound, but that's about it...Wait! I hear Snake!
Snake: Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
Kirby: What's Samus doing in Snake's box?
Wario: Dammit Samus! Stop doing Snake!
TengenToppaDrill
Smash Apprentice
Captain Falcon had it all; strength,beauty,and a glowing knee.
He was revered in the eyes of the masses.
Then Chuck Norris heard...
Captain Falcon lost miserably and disappeared from history.
Snake got smart.
UsernameLink
Smash Journeyman
Dragonbreath, i would give you a cookie, but i got flamed last time i did that... so have a brownie instead
Tsuki
Smash Apprentice
Xaxaxa,great reference to the What would Snake say Thread XD
Ike: No, seriously, you are the laughing stock of the entire Smash World! You know what, Ike? I'm not even gonna look at you.
Samus: Okay, Snake and I are gonna have a private conversation in here, Okay?
Wario: Okay!
Wario: I hear a bumping sound, but that's about it...Wait! I hear Snake!
Snake: Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
You win.
Darkurai
Smash Master
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2007
- Messages
- 3,012
And now, a retrospective of my best works.
September 27th
Ahh...the memories.
September 27th
September 28th
September 30th
The real reason people hate the Pokémon Trainer.
October 9th
While the frail and weak Princess Zelda was brave enough to stand against the beast, the strong powerful bounty hunter who had defeated monsters far larger than this one got the **** out of there.
October 16th
BAM!
October 23rd
MAGIKARP, DO A SMASH ATTACK!
November 2nd
Hey! A penny!
November 5th
The oldness and horrible naming of this update makes Animal Crossing Girl sad.
November 11th
Snake: If one more person makes a sex joke, I'm going to break this kid's neck.
November 13th
Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. I've only done this once. Your safety is not guaranteed.
November 24th
Diddy: Snake, I think it's time you came out.
Snake: WHAT THE ****. HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M GAY.
Diddy: ...I meant...I meant out of the box...
Snake: ...SO DID I.
I, who stand in the full light of the heavens command thee, who opens the gates of hell, come forth divine lightning!
This ends now!
Indignation!
Ahh...the memories.