Woaw, this thread is a BIG WIN! This is like the best thread ever. Allow me to make it change from PG-13, to X [jk].
Mairio finally obtained the power to see through Peach's clothes via his Final Smash. Sadly, at the last minute, Sakurai changed Mario's Final Smash's name from Mario Peek to Mario Finale.
Link: Take that b****. Who's top tier now?
Fox: I still got the shine....THE SHINE OF DEATH!
Link: F***! Well I still f***ed your grandmother.........................................5 F***ing TIMES, ALL DAY!
Fox: D***, he insults gram-gram, he's got a bigger sword then me, he's higher on the tiers then me, he's cooler then me, and he's about ready to own me. S***!
Link: Thank god I have this boomerang, otherwise Mario would still be naked. Good thing it picked up his clothes with it's gusts.
Link: Guess what I'm gonna grab and make babies with?
Wario: Dang, Kirby has a barrier and electricity around him. His power level must be.....
FOX: OVER 9,000!!!!!
Kirby: Tat hacka' Pikachu stole Ness' B down.
Mario: That's not all Pikachu stole. It also stole Pichu's virginity, sadly. That is why we won't see it in the Brawlz.
Pikachu: AHHHH!!! OH My GOD, AHHH!!!...man...never do cocaine during a final smash.
Kirby: That is why you don't do cocaine children. Especially during final smashes.
-And the rest of Johnknight1's bad jokes-
DEDEDE IS NOT AMUSED!