Conner
Smash Journeyman
Samus:
None shall pass.
Ike:
What?
Samus:
None shall pass.
Ike:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Samus:
Then you shall die.
Ike:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Samus:
I move for no man.
Ike:
So be it!
Ike and Samus:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Ike chops the Samus's left arm off]
Ike:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary
Samus:
'Tis but a scratch.
Ike:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
Samus:
No, it isn't.
Ike:
Well, what's that, then?
Samus:
I've had worse.
Ike:
You liar!
Samus:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[Ike chops the Samus's right arm off]
Ike:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
Samus:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Ike:
What?
Samus:
Have at you!
[kick]
Ike:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Samus:
Oh, had enough, eh?
Ike:
Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left.
Samus:
Yes, I have.
Ike:
Look!
Samus:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
Ike:
Look, stop that.
Samus:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
Ike:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[Ike: chops the Samus:'s right leg off]
Samus:
Right. I'll do you for that!
Ike:
You'll what?
Samus:
Come here!
Ike:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Samus:
I'm invincible!
Ike:
You're a looney.
Samus:
Samus always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[Ike chops the Samus's last leg off]
Samus:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
That movie was hilarious and so is that post.