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Funny Brawl Pics

Conner

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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Messages
294
Location
Rocy Face , GA



Samus:
None shall pass.
Ike:
What?
Samus:
None shall pass.
Ike:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Samus:
Then you shall die.
Ike:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Samus:
I move for no man.
Ike:
So be it!
Ike and Samus:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Ike chops the Samus's left arm off]
Ike:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary
Samus:
'Tis but a scratch.
Ike:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
Samus:
No, it isn't.
Ike:
Well, what's that, then?
Samus:
I've had worse.
Ike:
You liar!
Samus:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[Ike chops the Samus's right arm off]
Ike:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
Samus:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Ike:
What?
Samus:
Have at you!
[kick]
Ike:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Samus:
Oh, had enough, eh?
Ike:
Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left.
Samus:
Yes, I have.
Ike:
Look!
Samus:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
Ike:
Look, stop that.
Samus:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
Ike:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[Ike: chops the Samus:'s right leg off]
Samus:
Right. I'll do you for that!
Ike:
You'll what?
Samus:
Come here!
Ike:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Samus:
I'm invincible!
Ike:
You're a looney.
Samus:
Samus always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[Ike chops the Samus's last leg off]
Samus:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That movie was hilarious and so is that post.
 

SirPenguin

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Oct 23, 2007
Messages
300
Location
Maine
I find this funny because I'm a StarCraft fan, but did it originate from somewhere else?
Well, guess it originated from D2, in which there WAS a cow level. I believe there "There is no cow level!" is from WoW, being one of the sayings during load times.
 

Vortok

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 6, 2007
Messages
334
Location
Washington

Mario: I got some candy back over there, if you want some.
PT: Don't do it, Squirtle!
Squirtle: Oooh.... I do like me some candy....


Also... for image posting, here's one way. You can basically find an image, hit the "Print Screen" button on your keyboard, then go to Paint and hit copy (ctrl v). Then you crop it, which is basically resize paint so the white space isn't visible + deleting stuff that isn't the picture you want (drag a rectangle area to select, and hit delete). Save it. Then go to imageshack/photobucket/whatever host you want and host the picture. After you host it, it'll give you a URL. bring it to smash boards, and put (img) and (/img) on either side of it (but use [ ], not ( ) to make it work). Preview post is an excellent way to see if you f'd it up somehow.

Currently, I just steal other people's pics by quoting them to get the URL since I'm using my PS3 for teh internetz. :laugh:
 

pure_awesome

Smash Lord
Joined
Sep 17, 2007
Messages
1,229
Location
Montreal, Canada
I find this funny because I'm a StarCraft fan, but did it originate from somewhere else?
It originated in Diablo 1. There was a HUGE rumor going around for a while that if you did a certain string of things to the cows in town, you would access the "Secret Cow Level", where you could just chop cows for ridiculous amounts of XP and uniques. Blizzard, being hilarious as they are, put "There is no cow level" as a cheat in Starcraft to get the message out that it was just a rumor. Then for Diablo 2, they continued their persistent mind-f*k by actually putting in a Secret Cow Level. The rest, as they say, is history. It's been a running joke for more than a year now.

EDIT: Oh, and Monty Python = Win.
 

M.K

Level 55
Joined
Jul 10, 2007
Messages
6,033
Location
North Carolina


Mario: Hey, you fell for the rapist's trap too?
Squirtle: WHAT? Red is a great trainer! How dare you!
Mario: Yeah, he's also great in bed...
Squirtle: ......yeah, I know.
 

Yaya

Smash Champion
Joined
Oct 22, 2007
Messages
2,373
Location
Burnaby, BC


TROGDOR!!!!
TROGDOR!!!!



Trogdor was a man



I mean, he was a dragon man



Or maybe he was just a dragon


But he was still



TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!



Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

(Woah, this has wicked dueling guitar solos!



It's like Squeedly



Vs. Meedley over here.



GO SQUEEDLY!

GO SQUEEDLY!



SQUEEDLY WINS!)



When all the land is in ruin,



And Burnination has forsaken the country side.

Only One Guy will remain,

My Money's on.



TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!

And the Trogdor comes in the-



NIIIIGHT!!!
 

Cenedar

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 8, 2007
Messages
525
Location
Spear Pillar


Peach had bought Mario the Dragonforce Album "Inhuman Rampage", not knowing that the song "Through the Fire and Flames" was track #1 on it...

She'll never take any gift suggestions from Luigi ever again.
 

Dojo999

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Aug 17, 2007
Messages
261


Fox: B-tch, you cannot hurt me. Are you a f-cking ass?

Points to whoever got the reference.
Mine is better.


Bowser: silly B**** your weapons cannot harm me!


Bowser: Do you know who I am?, I don't think you know who i am.....


IM DA JUGGERNAUT B****!!!
 

Darkurai

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 20, 2007
Messages
3,012


Peach had bought Mario the Dragonforce Album "Inhuman Rampage", not knowing that the song "Through the Fire and Flames" was track #1 on it...

She'll never take any gift suggestions from Luigi ever again.
Greatest song EVER.

I own at that in Guitar Hero.

I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE GUITAR HERO III FOR WII TO THAT SONG!
 

Cenedar

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 8, 2007
Messages
525
Location
Spear Pillar
Greatest song EVER.

I own at that in Guitar Hero.

I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE GUITAR HERO III FOR WII TO THAT SONG!
Not for nothing but.... I thought Guitar Hero III isn't out till tomorrow?



Meta-Knight: My lord, how shall we dispose of Kirby? He's really starting to annoy me!!!

Dedede: Hmmmm.... I know! I'll get one of my magicians to turn him into a flea.... a harmless little flea.





Dedede: And then i'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside ANOTHER box, and I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives.....





Dedede: AA-HAHA, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!


A pizza AND cookie to whoever gets the reference.
 

Hejiru

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 6, 2007
Messages
898
Location
Florida
Not for nothing but.... I thought Guitar Hero III isn't out till tomorrow?



Meta-Knight: My lord, how shall we dispose of Kirby? He's really starting to annoy me!!!

Dedede: Hmmmm.... I know! I'll get one of my magicians to turn him into a flea.... a harmless little flea.





Dedede: And then i'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside ANOTHER box, and I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives.....





Dedede: AA-HAHA, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!


A pizza AND cookie to whoever gets the reference.
Emporer's new Groove. Hilarious movie.
 

Dojo999

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Aug 17, 2007
Messages
261
Not for nothing but.... I thought Guitar Hero III isn't out till tomorrow?



Meta-Knight: My lord, how shall we dispose of Kirby? He's really starting to annoy me!!!

Dedede: Hmmmm.... I know! I'll get one of my magicians to turn him into a flea.... a harmless little flea.





Dedede: And then i'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside ANOTHER box, and I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives.....





Dedede: AA-HAHA, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!


A pizza AND cookie to whoever gets the reference.
Ezma from the emporer's new groove.
I'd like my pizza and cookie to be mailed to 111 kickass avenue.
 

Symphony X

Smash Lord
Joined
Aug 14, 2007
Messages
1,467
Location
Wherever McFox tells me I am.


Fox: So what 3rd party chracter did Sakurai buy the rights to?
Link: He bought the rights to a war-torn killing machine.
Fox: Really? Are you sure it wasn't a blue hedgehog?
Link: What? Yes I'm sure he didn't buy the rights to a blue hedgehog.
Fox: Why don't you check?



Announcer: Sonic joins the Brawl!

Link: What the eff?!

(I thought if that one and this one)



Yoshi: Psst, look in your sock DK.
DK: Why? What's in there-
What the eff?!



Whoever gets the reference will win a something.com.
 

ArachnoKeegan

Smash Rookie
Joined
Oct 18, 2007
Messages
10
Location
california


Fox: So what 3rd party chracter did Sakurai buy the rights to?
Link: He bought the rights to a war-torn killing machine.
Fox: Really? Are you sure it wasn't a blue hedgehog?
Link: What? Yes I'm sure he didn't buy the rights to a blue hedgehog.
Fox: Why don't you check?



Announcer: Sonic joins the Brawl!

Link: What the eff?!

(I thought if that one and this one)



Yoshi: Psst, look in your sock DK.
DK: Why? What's in there-
What the eff?!



Whoever gets the reference will win a something.com.

is it the david blaine parody thing?
 

Kashakunaki

Smash Master
Joined
May 22, 2006
Messages
3,014
Location
Albuquerque, New Mexico


Peach had bought Mario the Dragonforce Album "Inhuman Rampage", not knowing that the song "Through the Fire and Flames" was track #1 on it...

She'll never take any gift suggestions from Luigi ever again.
Funny if not just for the thought of Mario listening to Dragonforce.



CHECK YO SPAM FOLDER BIZNATCH


Link: ONE CANNOT SIMPLY SPIN DASH INTO MORDOR!

Sonic: Umm... yes you do...
 

Cenedar

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 8, 2007
Messages
525
Location
Spear Pillar


Fox: Alright fatso, where's Gangsta-licious?

Wario: (stares into gun barrell) Could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me s***ting myself.

REFERENCE, NOW!
 
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