Fox: How are you holding that laser with your fingers?
Pit: Oh, easy. I just gutted a few vital components from your shine thingy. Nifty, eh?
Fox: Yousunnva-
Link: Well?
Pit: It says 'Next Restroom: 300 Miles."
Link: **** it!
Pit: . . .Hey, is it just me or do those pantyhose seem a little less white tha they did in Melee?
Okay. Who ordered the Satan Bacon?
To Infinity. . .And beyond!
Mario: Don'tlookatthe*****Don'tlookatthe*****Don'tlookatthe*****Don'tlookatthe*****. . .Arrg! . . .I looked. . .
Sonic: Kirby? Who fed all my crack to this bird?
Kirby: Umm. . .Metaknight.
Sonic. . .
Meta: NOT AGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIiiiiiiinnnnn. . .
Kirby: Daddy!
Snake: Wha?
Samus: Get back here with my welfare money you *******!
Snake: (Hides in box.)