Funny/Akward situations from your childhood

[Colonel Cuddles]

OK, everyone has a story of an odd event/habit from their childhoods. One of mine is I used to be obsessed with the Brave Little Toaster. And vacuums fascinated me. I would also make lego cubes and throw em at people. What about you guys?

 

[Teran]

I made out with my best friend when I was 8.

Many times.

 

[tko112]

I made out with my best friend when I was 8.

Many times.

funny, i almost did the same thing when I was that age, except i just kissed a girl in front of the whole class after she got my question right

 

[SkylerOcon]

Only you, Teran.

 

[Thatfatcat]

I don't know HOW this happened, but I remember laying naked in the elementary school bathroom, crying my eyes out.

...That can probably be taken in such a wrong way, but it wasn't like that.


EDIT:

Actually, I remember why now. It was holloween and there was going to be a parade and I couldn't get my costume on. I was in 1st grade.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Me and my friend regularly crawled under the next door neighbor's house and listened to them living above the floorboards.

we climbed over septic tubes and ****, nasty crap I would never do as an adult. but hey, it was exciting!

 

[MacNCheese.]

I'm still young, but me and my best friend used to go under my bed and kiss. I guess you would call it "puppy love"

 

[Rychu]

Goin on right now (im 14)

I'm friends with this girl that I "like". However, she doesn't really aknowledge me beyond hanging out sometimes. I'm fine with things the way they are now, but my friend, who knows I liked her, tried to ask her out for me without asking me.

She said no

Its just really akward knowing that she knows I like her now

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Hmmm...
Well, my first memorable 'lie' was probably like.... at age 3 or 4 maybe?
Remember those plastic baby pools with the built in slides n whatnot? Yeah, those were legit. Anyway, we just happened to fill one with dirt and water...creating a huge muddy mess. My best friend, his little brother, my sister, and myself attempted to convince my friend's mother that we didn't fill the pool with mud...
...It's kinda hard to be convincing when you're a little kid who is covered in dirt and sucks at lying. Good times.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

i remember knocking a clothes rack down on my brothers eye when i was about 3. i said "it wasnt an acident, it was on pouwpose" lol i was so cute. my brother needed stiches.

also, my first words were "OJ guilty, kill OJ" (i was watching the oj simpson trail)

 

[Jim Morrison]

peeing on hand and slapping someone.

 

[MacNCheese.]

peeing on hand and slapping someone.

LOL!
;
When i was really little, i used to jump of the living room lamp and land on the couch

 

[Lurker guy]

I once walked in on my brother watching Clockwork Orange.

 

[Luigitoilet]

I used to sneak into the fridge and take a bite from a stick of butter. Then I'd run and jump on the couch with the butter in my mouth and stick my face into the cushions as I swallowed the butter.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Somehow my families homepage was turned to a porn-site when I was about 7. Of course, I was the one to find out first.

 

[Teran]

My first encounter with porn was at that age and it too, was an accident.

Unfortunately for young me, it was a collection of the more depraved variants. I was never eased into the world of the internet, I had my head shoved in the ****ter from day one.

 

[MikeKirby]

When I graduated Elementary school the whole grade had a Graduation party. Kinda like a prom equivalent. Anyway, most of my fellow classmates and graduates were dancing. I was not. Eventually, a friend of mine (she was a girl) pulled me to dance. I didn't want to but hey a GURL as me to dance, I couldn't say no. I wish I could remember what song was playing but all I know is that it was a nice makes-you-wanna-dance song. Now, I couldn't dance at the time. I was horrible! I had NO moves, whatsoever. So, I did what I knew best at the time; making a fool of myself. I started to dance disco like Disco-Stu. My arms were flailing all over the place that I kinda lost my balance and I took a few steps back trying to regain my balance. Unfortunately, someones foot tripped me up and I flew out of the croud of dancers butt first. I'm not sure how many people say but my other friends sitting at a table got a kick out of it. Heheh...

 

[Jim Morrison]

My first encounter with porn was at that age and it too, was an accident.

Unfortunately for young me, it was a collection of the more depraved variants. I was never eased into the world of the internet, I had my head shoved in the ****ter from day one.

For me, I was 8 when I saw hentai LOL.
Went to look for it with my brother on the family computer in the living room. Parents came down: "**** **** **** turn it off ****!!!!"

But I didn't even know wtf I was looking at.

 

[July]

When I was about 3 I was playing in my mom's garden bed and got dangerously close to this little patch of cacti my mom had planted long before she had me...she pulled me away and told me not not NOT to touch them, so I got mad and when she wasn't looking I went over and sat on them out of defiance. Yeah...dumb move but funny in retrospect.