BrandonOwnageking
Smash Journeyman
'i only lost cause u character has an advantage over mine"
to which i replied
"no u just suck"
to which i replied
"no u just suck"
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Funniest John(s) You've Ever Heard?
- Thread starter MisterMoo
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"i don't even try in singles"-Zro
" the only reason why u won is cuz u got saved by green greens blocks"-DJ Nintendo
"yea i could up tilt rest ... but i didn't wanna"-Zro
"i let u combo me ... i kno how to get out of that ... I KNO THE FRAMES" -DJ Nintendo
" the only reason why u won is cuz u got saved by green greens blocks"-DJ Nintendo
"yea i could up tilt rest ... but i didn't wanna"-Zro
"i let u combo me ... i kno how to get out of that ... I KNO THE FRAMES" -DJ Nintendo
Blu-ninja
Smash Journeyman
" with my last breath, I CURSE MARIO!!!..."-me Vsing my Mario Maining friend.
Betrayed
Smash Ace
I HAVE NO JOHNS.
I really DID get killed because of the stage. Battlefield is LAMESAUCE like that.
RANDALLLL
I really DID get killed because of the stage. Battlefield is LAMESAUCE like that.
RANDALLLL
JMOAN
Smash Apprentice
I feel I may be a little guilty of the second one...
For this, I am eternally sorry.
::extremely deep bow::
Drephen
Smash Master
Mew2King: "I wasn't playing good"
rofl
rofl
SiD
Smash Master
"This doesn't count as a real game, everyone's talking."
KingFeeF
Smash Apprentice
"you only won because the volume was off"
Dark Iori Yagami
Smash Lord
What that is not a john i use that one. The game dose slightly feel different with no sound. (Try it) Anyone will tell you it has disadvantages.
Sliq
Smash Master
- Joined
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I wasn't playing well.
Mew2King needs to drop the controller and pick up an English book.
Sensai
Smash Master
Bass.
Smash Journeyman
[SUPERJOHNS]It was so cheap! It was on Pokemon Stadium. He started on the platform and I started right below him next to the edge. Before GO! disappeared, I was shine spiked to hell. I swear!! Those ports on that stage suck for that match up. [/SUPERJOHNS]
Hate@tec0!
PNaleek
Smash Journeyman
Wait, didn't I say this to you?
Luthien
Smash Ace
"I only lost because you woldn't let me hit you."
Ah, noobs say the funniest things...
Ah, noobs say the funniest things...
SiD
Smash Master
Sliq needs to stop being a grammar nazi and pick up a "Not be a jack *** book".
Super Mari0
Smash Journeyman
''Youre really good........at spamming''
Johns really are hilarious... i beat my friends marth with MEWTWO the other day and he was like hes got a kind of phobia against slow characters like he cant fight against slow characters^^ that really makes sense
Johns really are hilarious... i beat my friends marth with MEWTWO the other day and he was like hes got a kind of phobia against slow characters like he cant fight against slow characters^^ that really makes sense
muesli
Smash Journeyman
GOD ****... my B-alls are itching!
muesli
muesli
CHAOSDRAGON88
Smash Ace
Oh, thats not fair you play more than me. then i say: My gamecube has been broken for 9months now, i only played with you. Their response is: Nintendoworld is right near your school, you know you play there! Then i say; Do you want something to eat. Then they usually shut up.
Professor Pro
Smash Legend
'I would have won if the curtains were closed' thats the best one i heard so far lol
CHAOSDRAGON88
Smash Ace
That is good, i bet the curtains was no where in sight. They always tend to shy away from rematches right?
Aminar
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Oct 31, 2006
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- 336
Contact problems plague me and a friend of mine. It is the worlds best John, who can fight what they can't see.
In addition the TV we use gets bad Glare seeing the room has windows for walls all around the TV. Once again, can't see can't fight.
Worlds best John though. A kid had to mop where I work because he was being an *** while playing(IE kill this kid so he can't play anymore). His John for why he couldn't mop. "I can't mop because I lost my contacts and can't see where I mopped. But I can play smash because I can see the shapes on the TV." He's a dumb****.
In addition the TV we use gets bad Glare seeing the room has windows for walls all around the TV. Once again, can't see can't fight.
Worlds best John though. A kid had to mop where I work because he was being an *** while playing(IE kill this kid so he can't play anymore). His John for why he couldn't mop. "I can't mop because I lost my contacts and can't see where I mopped. But I can play smash because I can see the shapes on the TV." He's a dumb****.
Luck-NYC/NJ
Smash Lord
smash is only my anti-drug.
You beat me cuz ur black >_>...
"Eat a **** *****"
third one is the best.
You beat me cuz ur black >_>...
"Eat a **** *****"
third one is the best.
KOkingpin
Smash Champion
Sunchaser007 Johns
"You roll too much"
"You have inside information" refering to me knowing his play styles.
"That Luigi taunt KO doesn't count, I didn't Perfect the ledge"
"Dude that fart stunk so bad i caused me not to L Cancel"
"This C stick is too small, I'm used to have two control sticks"
"Doctor Mario Up-B cancel takes no skill."
"Fvck people who play cheap, they don't deserve to play me"
"I was comboing the hell outta you i should have won that match" He said this right after i Ganon D-air him off the stage.
"You roll too much"
"You have inside information" refering to me knowing his play styles.
"That Luigi taunt KO doesn't count, I didn't Perfect the ledge"
"Dude that fart stunk so bad i caused me not to L Cancel"
"This C stick is too small, I'm used to have two control sticks"
"Doctor Mario Up-B cancel takes no skill."
"Fvck people who play cheap, they don't deserve to play me"
"I was comboing the hell outta you i should have won that match" He said this right after i Ganon D-air him off the stage.
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
LOL! I havnt checked here in awhile =O. Im gonna try to revive this topic ><
I've been hearing some new johns for brawl....
"You only won because ZSS starts with throwing items!"
"Koopa-Cide is for noobs!"
"The random trip feature is out to get me!"
I've been hearing some new johns for brawl....
"You only won because ZSS starts with throwing items!"
"Koopa-Cide is for noobs!"
"The random trip feature is out to get me!"
mark.
Smash Journeyman
phannas old john thread was magic
my favorite one - "the lighting was bad" LOL
my favorite one - "the lighting was bad" LOL
HolyChef
Smash Ace
"I practice on 3 level 9 ganondorfs who I can beat!"
Yoshistar64
Smash Journeyman
"That thing where you slid on the floor? Yeah, it's called CHEATING. Do you know what that word means? Can you spell it? Or should I spell it for you? Okay then. C-H-E-A-T-I-N-G. CHEATING. And that other thing when that dumb giant turtle with the spikes comes out of his shell right away? You obviously modded your controller, dumb geek."
Hah, first of all, I'm not a geek, and second... whatever. The guy who said that was an old classmate of mine. I had to ask to use the bathroom to hide the laughter from him. That john was priceless.
Hah, first of all, I'm not a geek, and second... whatever. The guy who said that was an old classmate of mine. I had to ask to use the bathroom to hide the laughter from him. That john was priceless.
HolyChef
Smash Ace
room of smashers in common room of dorm
new guy comes in and sits
"does anybody know how to wavedash?"
then when asked if he was any good
"it's all about game and watch"
i was pretty mad after he said that and especially after he was a new level of n00b
new guy comes in and sits
"does anybody know how to wavedash?"
then when asked if he was any good
"it's all about game and watch"
i was pretty mad after he said that and especially after he was a new level of n00b
miller483
Smash Ace
When I beat someone in a Game Crazy tourney:
"I'm the best player here, I just had a setback."
"I'm the best player here, I just had a setback."
Gerbil
Smash Champion
"That black hole distracted me..."
Via Final Destination black hole.... yeah... >.> *heard it in another thread*
Via Final Destination black hole.... yeah... >.> *heard it in another thread*
Kips
Smash Ace
"i Can't Play When My Hands Are Cold!"
Requiem
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Thats actually the funniest you've heard? o_o...
Dark Iori Yagami
Smash Lord
You have to be kidding me, that is not a john. If your hands are cold from set to set you will play terrible. Now if he is saying that and he has been in the house for about an hour or so than it is a lie.
Kips
Smash Ace
He's been in the house for five hours, and was spazzing out about it while his hands were next to a heater. And since he's a little kid he was screeching, so to me it was pretty funny.
eep the defiler
Smash Apprentice
This guy picked the level without even asking the person he was playing if it was ok. He then lost and said "I hate this level, and im not even good with this character"
gangstajuice656
Banned via Administration
really cool!!....
Itakio
Smash Journeyman
A "john" is something that questions the validity of the match. If he's saying that the match would have been valid if his hands were warmer, that makes it a john.
xiaonomercy
Smash Cadet
the best one yet =)
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