Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

(guy smashfan & girl smashfan notice eachother after the scene change)

both: "WHA?!?! DUDE, IT IS NOT LIKE THAT!!!"

(slice-n'-splice gets up, & separates TAL into guy TAL & girl TAL.)

guy smashfan: "(!!!)"

girl smashfan: "(???)"

both: "WTF?!?!?!"

 

[StinkomanFan]

Zuzuzu.....

 

[MPH Deku]

*looks*

Wait...TAL was a catgirl, so....is this a NORMAL seperation or one of the catgirl...uh, whatever....

*runs moar*

 

[smashfan666]

guy smashfan: "...i swear to GOD, does this guy sleep through the WHOLE GAME?!"

(slice-n'-splice separates stinkomanfan into guy stinkomanfan & girl stinkomanfan)

both: "(uncontrollable laughter)"

(canned laughter sound effect)

 

[MPH Deku]

Oh god, he's....he's just.....ugh....

*stops near a wall, panting*

Dammit....knew I shoulda....*cough*....knew I shoulda trained before this...*wheeze*

 

[smashfan666]

(slice-n'-splice separates MPH_G&W into guy MPH & girl MPH)

slice-n-splice: "(laughing uncontrollably)"

 

[Tacel]

Is it creepy if I go out with myself?

 

[MPH Deku]

Boy MPH: Uh...I dunno, probably not.

Girl MPH: It could just mean you're a narcissist.

Boy MPH: Yeah....wait, huh? *looks*

Girl MPH: *looks*

*both scream*

 

[Tacel]

*Sees girl SmashFan's ring*
HE WENT TO JARED!!!

 

[jamlosingthegame]

*Decides to join in
"Hi guys!"
*immediately separated into two
Guy jam: "Well that's just great!"
Girl jam: "Does that mean we get to lose twice as much?"
*ponders

 

[MPH Deku]

Girl MPH: OOH! I just thought of something! This could be like...

Boy MPH: The special Valentines Day event of Forum Fight?

Girl MPH: Yeah! Exactly... *slaps boy MPH* AND DON'T FINISH MY SENTENCES!

Boy MPH: *cringes* Sorry...

 

[jamlosingthegame]

Guy jam: "So now we're pairing up with ourselves?"
Girl jam: "That takes the whole loving yourself thing to a new level doesn't it?"
*ponders
Both: "Weird."

 

[Tacel]

Cat boy TAL: Lol.

Cat girl TAL: Lol.

Cat boy TAL: Lol.

Cat girl TAL: Lol.

 

[smashfan666]

girl smashfan: "well, what're we gonna do?"

boy smashfan: "i'll tell ya', we're just all gonna chase eachother until someone gets us out..."

girl smashfan: "yeah, me too! ??? why did i just say that aloud?"

(BANGING OUTSIDE OF MONSTRO!!!)

girl smashfan: "WHAT THE S**T?!"

boy smashfan: "I THINK THIS IS IIIIIIIIIT!!!!"

 

[Tacel]

Cat boy TAL: Oh noz! My DS is on red!

Cat girl TAL: Then find the recharged!

Cat boy TAL: UGH!!! *Rummages through drawer*

 

[MPH Deku]

Boy MPH: Oh great, they're rhyming. Or kind of, at least...

Girl MPH: Are we finally getting out of this gigantic beast?

Boy MPH: NO. STOP THAT. I wont let you rhyme!

Girl MPH: Oh, you know that I know you think it's sublime.

Boy MPH: ...fine...

 

[smashfan666]

(POUND! POUND! POUND!)

(banging makes a hole in monstro, and in that image is our savior!)

girl smashfan: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF?!"

boy smashfan: "now that's-a what i call a plot twist!"

marie: "o.0 WTF? uuuuuh..."

boy smashfan: "long story..."

marie: "uh... (?) oh well..."

(marie is attacking boy & girl TAL)

 

[Tacel]

*Shoves incindiary grenade down Maries throat and Sparta akicks her further into digestive system*

 

[MPH Deku]

(Would that be male or female TAL doing this?)

 

[Tacel]

Both of us simultaneosly.

 

[smashfan666]

(girl smashfan gives marie the heimlich maneuver & marie coughs up the grenade at both TAL's)

girl smashfan: "you think they'd be a little more GRATEFUL..."

boy smashfan & marie: "YEAH, what she said!"

????: "hey you!!!"

(lee (pictured) also comes in)

lee: "WHAT the heck in a hamsterball is GOING ON?!?!"

all except lee: "OH S**T!!!"

lee: "marie, what're you doing here?"

marie: "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU! i'm not a part of your whole thing anymore! i'm a member of SMASHFAN'S group now!"

lee: "then i guess we'll have to wreck the place... MAY!!!"

(may (pictured below) also comes in)

may: "yea- O.O"

(may notices everything, the boy & girl versions, slice-n-splice, the grenade, EVERYTHING)

may: "WHAAAAAAAAT?"

(lee & may continue to trash everything)

boy smashfan: "WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!"

marie: "couldn't agree more!"

girl smashfan: "YEAH, LET'S CHEESE IT!!!!"

(boy smashfan, girl smashfan, & marie, all dart away trying to get away from lee & may)

 

[Tacel]

Cat boy TAL: *Plays We Gotta Get Out of This Place by the Animals*

Cat girl TAL: Hint hint.

 

[MPH Deku]

Boy MPH: WAIT! I can do THAT THING!!

Girl MPH: You mean...COMBINE?!?!

Boy: No, not that, the other thing. Get the others.

Girl MPH: Oh...right.....can we 'combine' later, maybe....?

Boy MPH: Uh, sure.

*girl MPH grabs both TALs and herds them over, then drags the Stinkos in before MPH casts a spell that teleports them all right outside the whale*

 

[Tacel]

Cat boy TAL: Hehe... That's sorta funny... Cuz... Hehe...

Cat girl TAL: YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT EARLIER!!

 

[smashfan666]

lee: "(seethes) aaaaaAAAAAAARGH F**KING S**T ON A STICK!!! they got away..."

may: "we're giving up, right?"

(lee punches may in the face)

lee: "DOPE!!!! we aren't doing that if we even HAVE TO!!! we'll get em' soon... very soon... (evil laugh)"

may: "you alright? you seem a lot more... epic than usual..."

(lee punches may in the face, again)

(meanwhile)

boy smashfan: "okay, i think we lost 'em..."

girl smashfan: "we need to get that thing slice-n'-splice uses to fuse people together!"

boy smashfan: "agreed!"

marie: "got it!"

boy smashfan: "all together now..."

(boy smashfan, girl smashfan, and marie all go to find slice-n-splice)

all 3: "EXCELCIOR!!!!!"

 

[Tacel]

Nooo! I wanna keep my dopleganger!

 

[smashfan666]

(BONK!!!)

(girl smashfan, boy smashfan, & marie just crashed into a randomly place truck)

truck driver: "STAY AWAY FROM MY TRUCK YOU D*MN KIDS!!!"

girl smashfan: "did you see where slice-n-splice went?"

truck driver: "who?"

boy smashfan: "slice-n-splice? y'know (gains qualities of slice-n-splice as he says them), T-shaped body, big red eyes, 4-legs, looks kind of mechanical, holding 2 staffs, one with the moon on it, the other with the sun? (turns back to normal)"

truck driver: "!!! oh yeah, i saw that! it went downtown!"

girl smashfan: "much obliged!"

(we all head for downtown)

truck driver: "HEY, BLUE HAIR!"

marie: "(turns around) what?!"

truck driver: "you, uh... ya' doing anything on sunday?"

marie: "!!! (shudders, continues running)"

truck driver: "AT LEAST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO REMEMBER- (smacked with a flying plate) THANX!"

(we run into slice-n-splice before we could even get downtown)

all 3: "OH SH-"

(slice-n-splice separates marie)

girl marie: "aaaauuugh, what happened?"

boy marie: "OW! my head hurts!"

(both notice eachother, and scream)

boy smashfan: "uh... HEY SLICE-N-SPLICE!!!"

slice-n-splice: "???"

boy smashfan: "LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A THREE-HEADED INTERNET!!!"

(slice-n-splice turns around)

boy smashfan: "(snags fuser staff) I GOT IT!!!"

(slice-n-splice turns around)

boy marie: "RUN FOR IT!!!"

(we all run off, with slice-n-splice chasing after us)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Boy SMF:*wakes up next to my girl self* What did I do last night?

 

[RetroAntonio]

I SUMMON HEAVY!

Heavy: WHO BROUGHT BABIES TO FIGHT?!?! Haha!

*shoots*

 

[MPH Deku]

*Heavy suddenly feels cold steel in his back and dies. Boy MPH uncloaks*

Boy MPH: I AM ZEE SPY. *lights a smoke*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Female me: *snoring*

 

[Tacel]

Cat boy TAL: Why didn't my incindiary grenade ever bl-*Incindiary grenade blows up and lights the whole whale on fire*

Cat girl TAL: OUR incindiary grenade!

Cat boy TAL: Hey isn't SmashFan still in there?

Both: *Smiles like the Grinch*

*Buys a boat*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Male me: *carrying femal me out of burning whale* Wait for me!

 

[smashfan666]

(we're back where you guys are, but slice-n-splice followed us)

boy smashfan: "ready to get it together?"

girl smashfan: "as i'll ever be!"

(boy smashfan & girl smashfan are turned back into normal smashfan666)

YES!!! I'M BACK!!!

(notices something ticking)

wait... tick tick tick?

(WTFBOOM!!!!! everything explodes)

(later, back in an intact monstro, boy smashfan & girl smashfan are still separated)

girl smashfan: "wh- what happened?"

boy smashfan: "O.O where are?"

girl smashfan: "argh, we must've fallen asleep"

(slice-n-splice is still chasing everyone)

boy smashfan: "looks like all that was a dream..."

girl smashfan: "but... who's dream was it?"

boy smashfan: "good question, if it was yours, how did i get in? and if it was MINE, how did YOU get in?"

 

[Dru2]

Ok, back from a churchcamp. What all did i miss?

 

[Tacel]

Unless someone posts in this thread, it will die, soooo...
*Rides boat to back of whale and flamethrowers it*
BURN!

- - -
Announcer: IT'S TIIIIME FOOOOORRRR...
Kids: Educational segment!
Announcer: Thaaaat's right! This day's topic: whale blubber!
Announcer: Yes! It's nice to have this topic every once in a whale! *Stupid grin*
Announcer: Today we'll have an IIIINFOOOOOOO CHAAAAAAAT!!! *Popping out font*
Announcer: We'll be having this IIIINFOOOOOOO CHAAAAAAAT!!! *Popping out font again* with our good friend Mr. Wikipedia! Jim?
Mr. Wikipedia: "One of the major reasons for the whaling trade was the collection of whale blubber. This was rendered down into oil in try pots or later, in vats on factory ships. The oil could be then used in the manufacture of soap, leather, and cosmetics. Whale oil was also used in candles as wax, and in oil lamps as fuel."
Announcer: Did you say... can be used in oil lamps as FUUEELLL?!?!?!?!?
Mr. Wikipedia: Yup.
Announcer: Burning blubber? Sounds like the situation our friends are in at Forum Fight! We're going to say bye now. But don't cry! We'll be back soon for more...
Kids: Educational segment!
Announcer: Hahah! Seeyah!
- - -

...I'm sorry that you had to see that...
*Continues burning whale*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Male me: Ow...... that looks brutal
Female me: *starting to wake up* Just five more minutes

 

[Dru2]

Lash: (arrives back from camp to see a burning whale) Hey guys! what did i.......(slowly backs away).

 

[Tacel]

*Throws something down whale's blowhole*
*Drives over on bost*
Get in!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Male me:Already here!
Female me: *yawns*