Forum Fight!!!!

[MPH Deku]

*tackles smashfan as he walks out and leaves huge gashes across his face*

 

[smashfan666]

(summons the wisdom cube to go after MPH_G&W)

wisdom cube: "LET'S BE FRIENDS! LET'S BE FRIENDS! LET'S BE FRIENDS! (continues)"

(wisdom cube is going towards MPH_G&W)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*rises as a Return of The Living Dead-esc zombie*
Brains!

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots with shoulder-mounted vest cannons)

(cannon blasts vaporize everything except me)

ZAPPAHZ!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*dust brings back all of them*

Spoiler

You obviously haven't seen Return of the living dead....

 

[smashfan666]

(the wisdom cube goes after stinkomanfan instead)

wisdom cube: "ooh! i'm gonna go after you now!"

heh, good ol' wisdom cube...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss
*attacks wisdom cube*
Wisdom cube: I am being attacked.

 

[smashfan666]

(the plutonians enter through a fargate)

emory: "...look, do we have to use our lasers on you?"

the other one: "because we will if we have to!!!"

both: "(shoop-da-whoop!) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"

(stinkomanfan & the wisdom cube are both hit by the lasers)

ATHF is just all over the d*mn place...

ignignokt: "yes, yes we are..."

err: "yeah, it's just so cool that we're even IN HERE!!!"

ignignokt: "(flips off stinkomanfan) never forget..."

rabbot: "MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY! (continues)"

cybernetic ghost of christmas past: "PLEASE CONTINUE."

carl: "alright WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE H*LL UP?!?!"

(zaps everyone & teleports out)

 

[Dru2]

he teleports to the twisted mind of Tim Burton where he is greeted by Jack Skellington, only to

have a pumpkin thrown at his face while the new Alice in Wonderland movie ***** his mind.

 

[Tacel]

The only was to kill a zombie is decapitation or incineration.
So StinkomanFan is so far unharmed.

 

[smashfan666]

BLAAAAAAAAAAARG....

(i'm a zombie again)

ALL I ASK FOR IS YOUR BRAINS....

(eats TAL's brain)

 

[mars16]

Smashfan 666 :smiliegor:


:uzi: Ace Lucario

 

[Tacel]

*Turns into a zombie*
Aaaaaaagh!
Eh, I'm sorta already full.
*Sits down*

 

[smashfan666]

MRENH, MORE FOR ME...

(eats mars16's brain)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH...

 

[MPH Deku]

*throws magic tree dust at TAL and turns him into an attractive maple*

*revolver-shoots smashfan in his head*

 

[StinkomanFan]

The only was to kill a zombie is decapitation or incineration.
So StinkomanFan is so far unharmed.

*Decapitation=/=Dead
"Return of the living dead" not "Night of the living dead"*
BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS

 

[smashfan666]

(reads book called "doofwad's guide to zombies")

duuuh, says sometimes zombies eat other zombies...

!!!

stinko... u look tasty... (demonic) C'MEEEEEEREEEEE......... (chases after stinkomanfan, biting at him...)

 

[MPH Deku]

*sighs and opens Zombie Survival Guide (by Max Brooks)*

Says here zombies are vegetable creatures that have no cognative abilities other than locating prey. They don't even notice each other. And it also says that they can only be killed by destroying their brain.

 

[Dru2]

LashD094 walks in on smashfan666 and stinkomanFan trying to eat eachother. They see him and try to start for him.

LashD094: oh f-hold on who wrote this? i don't wanna be helpless. Moroheus, download an M16 for me!

 

[RetroAntonio]

*uses stabliser to make smashfan stop moving*

Great.

 

[Tacel]

*sighs and opens Zombie Survival Guide (by Max Brooks)*

Says here zombies are vegetable creatures that have no cognative abilities other than locating prey. They don't even notice each other. And it also says that they can only be killed by destroying their brain.

That book also says that using a bow and arrow with skill is great against zombies. Also katanas. You don't need to reload a katana.

 

[MPH Deku]

But I can't use a bow and arrow with skill....so I settle with a revolver.

 

[Dru2]

MPH_G&W shoots and misses.
Lash: (deflects bullet w/ his fist)

 

[smashfan666]

(is hit by both)

BLAAAAAAARGH!!!! ...why me?...

(turns back to normal & summons hand banana)

hand banana: "tonight... you..."

(hand banana raeps LashD094)

 

[MPH Deku]

*takes pictures of that and posts them on the internet...and in Battle of the Pics*

 

[Dru2]

Lash: Dr. Octagonapus HALP!!!!!1!!eleven!!one!!!1!!

Dr. Octagonapus: BLAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!!!(shoop da whoops hand banana and Lash. MPH gets caught in the LAZAH)

Lash: not me too!!!

 

[smashfan666]

SEAL OF ORICHALCOS!!!

(seal activates, trapping lash, wherein i zap him with the pwnage ray, counteracting octagonapus's lazor)

(can escape, and does, leaving lash for dead)

 

[Dru2]

Lash: ugh.....I'll beh baghk....smashfan! (faints)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*eating Lashes brains, turning him into a zombie in the process*

 

[Dru2]

Lash: I KNEWWWW I WOULLD COME BAAAAAAAACK! (goes off to find smashfan)

 

[smashfan666]

(sees lash coming after me)

ah-ah-ah!

(traps LashD094 in a soul card)

you didn't think i'd have not interpreted a scenario where you'd have broken out did you? of course you didn't... (throws soul card with lash in it off a cliff)

 

[Dru2]

ZOMMMBIIEEESSS.....RISE!(only StinkomanFan comes to Lash's aid).....T_T

 

[Tacel]

I'd prefer to not be a zombie right now.
Is there a vaccine? Oh wait it's probably death.

 

[smashfan666]

(black hole sucks in the lash soul card & stinkomanfan)

 

[Tacel]

Have you ever played an Ace Attorney game?

 

[Dru2]

(uses Ganon's void escaping powers to escape along with Stinko) C'MON STINKO, WE NEED TO GET THAT SMASHFAN TO JOIIIIN US.

 

[smashfan666]

Have you ever played an Ace Attorney game?

uh-oh...

the whale ate you (monstro no like ace attorney)

 

[Dru2]

NOT MONSTRO! i could never beat that level where u try to get away from him in my Pinnochio game for SNES. looks like i'm back in his belly AGAIN.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*using fire* UUUuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhh....

 

[Tacel]

uh-oh...

the whale ate you (monstro no like ace attorney)

HOLD IT!
*Slaps SmashFan666*
Play it before you refer to it!
Also, that's a recomendation. It's a spectacular game.
Also... aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!