Forum Fight!!!!

[Blargy]

ARGRASRADSR

(Sweet I turned the forum back to normal!)

*Dives away just in time by jumping off of stinko back causing him to stay under*

Your to tall you need to be shorter!

*Starts to chop at uber feet to make him shorter*

 

[Tacel]

Cat boy TAL: Time to go.
Cat girl TAL: Awww...
Cat boy TAL: *Presses button on watch and cat girl TAL gets sucked into it*
*Takes out scimitar and charges up a meow lazah*
Melerifinilical!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*shoots rocket at Blargy*

 

[MPH Deku]

Girl MPH: But wait....technically...wasn't cat girl TAL the REAL one?
Boy MPH: ....IT'S A CLOOOOONE! DIIIIIIIIE!

*both use Gun Fu on imposter TAL*

 

[Blargy]

*Looks at rockets and pulls off a matrix and avoids them*

Haha!

*Pulls out a gun and shoots at stinko while running to my train*

 

[StinkomanFan]

OW! What doesn't kill me....*pulls out and equips Equalizer* Makes me stronger! *hits MPH over the head*

 

[Tacel]

Girl MPH: But wait....technically...wasn't cat girl TAL the REAL one?
Boy MPH: ....IT'S A CLOOOOONE! DIIIIIIIIE!

*both use Gun Fu on imposter TAL*

*Muffled noises come from watch* Get me... outta... help...
*Eyes turn red*
*Slashes MPH G&W's throat and then fires lightning arrow at Stinko*

 

[Dru2]

Male meerhaps he has a sort of spider-sense about something bad happening.

Exactly. btw i seem to be on the sidelines alot.....I'LL HAVE TO FIX THIS hainsaw: (goes after TAL)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ah! *rocket jumps* HA! *lands, breaking my legs* I didn't think this through

 

[smashfan666]

*slice-n'-splice comes back*

slice-n-splice: "I'M NOT LEAVING JUST YET!"

(slice-n-splice separates everyone)

boy smashfan: "(groan) not again..."

girl smashfan: "not this... NOT NOW... NOT WHEN IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY..."

(mariachis come along holding guitars)

mariachi: "did someone say, BIRTHDAY?!"

(the mariachis play a catchy mexican tune)

mariachi: "olé!"

(mariachis vanish in a puff of smoke)

girl smashfan: "ooooooooookay... that was irrelevant..."

boy smashfan: "yeah, now what are we gonna do about ol' mix-n-match-em-up over here?"

(slice-n-splice is separating everyone)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*blows up Slice-n-splice* No, that was stupid the first time, it's dumber the second time.

 

[Dru2]

aw, ninja'd! oh well, better than being frikkin spliced.

 

[MPH Deku]

*blows up Slice-n-splice* No, that was stupid the first time, it's dumber the second time.

Girl MPH: It was NOT a stupid idea! >=(
*starts to rush at stinko, male MPH restrains here*
Boy MPH: Alright, chill, sheesh!

 

[smashfan666]

girl smashfan: "well, since slice-n-splice is gone, looks like we're stuck like this... FOREVER!!! (echoes)"

boy smashfan: ".......wanna mess with their heads?"

girl smashfan: "yes PLEASE!!!"

lash: "O.O OH GOD WHY?! THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN ONE SMASHFAN IS TWO OF THEM!!!!"

boy smashfan: "that's what YOU think! (uses an air horn on lash's ear)"

girl smashfan: "XD"

boy smashfan: "now be ready other users, 'cuz it's HAMMA TIME!!!"

(boy smashfan is hammering everyone)

 

[Tacel]

Aaaagh!
*Too much separation destroys evil cat boy TAL*
*Watch falls to ground and starts to roll down hill which ends at a river*

 

[MPH Deku]

*Web Police come by smashfan's house (the real one) and put him in handcuffs*

WP Officer: Sorry, son, but you're under arrest for powerplaying with someone elses character without asking permission.

*they put him in a car and drive him off to prison*

 

[Tacel]

*Watch falls into river but my boat saves it and rides away*

 

[MPH Deku]

*...or it would have, if Boy MPH wasn't there to catch it*

Boy MPH: *raises watch triumphantly* YES! Saved this incredibly expensive Rollex timepiece! Time to check eBay prices...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Wait for me! *tries to walk* OW! I shouldn't have did that.

 

[Dru2]

girl smashfan: "well, since slice-n-splice is gone, looks like we're stuck like this... FOREVER!!! (echoes)"

boy smashfan: ".......wanna mess with their heads?"

girl smashfan: "yes PLEASE!!!"

lash: "O.O OH GOD WHY?! THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN ONE SMASHFAN IS TWO OF THEM!!!!"

boy smashfan: "that's what YOU think! (uses an air horn on lash's ear)"

girl smashfan: "XD"

boy smashfan: "now be ready other users, 'cuz it's HAMMA TIME!!!"

(boy smashfan is hammering everyone)

Lash: HOLD IT! U DO NOT DO HAMMATIME!!!!! MC ADD (that's what they call me @ my church now) does hamma time! Last night i did karaoke to U Can't Touch Dis perfectly! PERFECTLY! top that and then we'll talk. Now STOP!....cuz it's hamma time!
go with the flow, it is said

That if u can't groove to this then u probably are dead

So wave ur hands in the air

Bust a few moves, run ur fingers

through ur hair

This is it, for a winner

Dance to this and ur gonna get thinner

Move! slide ur rump

Just for a minute lets all do the bump

bump bump bump yeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhhhh......Can't Touch Dis!

 

[Tacel]

Not agaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn!!!
*Whale remains are nuked again*

 

[smashfan666]

girl smashfan: "T_T (starts to lift shirt)"

{SCENE MISSING}

(back to the action, the car is crashed)

policeman: " boo-yah... okayyou'refreetogo..."

(boy smashfan & girl smashfan are walking away from the wreckage)

policeman: "(phones in to chief) hello, chief? the smashfans are free to go... P.S. I... SAW..."

(chief hangs up)

chief: "O.O... ¬_¬ lucky..."

(later, back at the fight)

boy smashfan: " (seethes at MPH_G&W with extreme anger)"

 

[Blargy]

I REFUSE TO LET THIS TURN BACK INTO A STORY TYPE THING!!! MUST GO BACK TO RANDOMNESS BATTLES!

*Jumps over to smash shoots him in the head to disable his thought processes then goes and throws ninja stars at TAL*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*meanwhile*
Man this sucks....

 

[Dru2]

Lash: uh oh, i think they need me, how to get there quick..... aha! :teleportg

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(cut's MPH's throat with a bigg knife) GRRRGHH... YOU.... WILL.... DIE!!!!!"

(dramatic musical sting)

girl smashfan: "O.O oh s**t, you just made boy smashfan's day of 'i hate you you motherf**ker'..."

 

[StinkomanFan]

*smashes Girl smashfan*
You've made mine for every day since I've met you!

 

[Tacel]

I am about to be sold on eBay!!! Somebody bid for me and get me out of this watch!
*Police car is nuked*

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(ULTIMATE RAGE!!!!!!) HANDS........ OFF......... HER........ MAN, I'M THE ONE WITH THE F**KING GUN!!!!! (holds up gun, ready to shoot)"

 

[StinkomanFan]

*kicks gun out of boy smashes hand* What now?

 

[Tacel]

I wil promise to help you if you get me out of this watch!
*Building is nuked and begins to fall on Forum Fight battlefield*

 

[Dru2]

Lash: (teleports to see smashfan enraged at Stinko) Woah woah woah! hold it! what did Stinko do now?

 

[StinkomanFan]

*places bid*

 

[Dru2]

*places better bid*

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(outbids at the last second) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! (eats watch)"

(girl smashfan frees herself)

boy smashfan: "(pulls out another gun) (sticks tongue out) MYEH!"

 

[MPH Deku]

*boy MPH shoots boy smashfan 12 times in his head with both of his revolvers; girl MPH does so with girl smashfan*

Girl MPH: And I'll take that, thanks. *grabs watch from smash's mouth*

 

[Dru2]

Lash: wait, what up with the guns ppl?

 

[Tacel]

Wrong watch. Lol fail.
*Watch is nuked*
And yes, I do put nukes in everything before hand.
EDIT: Sorry MPH G&W. I was ninja'd and thought that it was still in Smash's stomach.

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(shoots lash) ASK NO QUESTIONS!!!!"

girl smashfan: "ooooh, s**t's going down NOW!!! :flame:"

 

[Dru2]

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