Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

*takes boy smash by his hair and beats his head repetedly on a desk*DIE YOU *******! I HATE YOU, ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL!

 

[Tacel]

Going once... twice...

 

[Dru2]

Lash: (wakes up, but in pain) ugh....girl smash, there's always something i wanted to say ever since i saw u. i-i....i HATE U! ALONG WITH OTHER SPLITS! NOW DIE! BWAHAHAHA! :uzi:

 

[MPH Deku]

Boy MPH: Oh, why couldn't it be StinkomanFangirl doing that....*sulks*
Girl MPH: -_-

 

[StinkomanFan]

*smacks smashes head on keyboard, placing higher bid*

 

[Dru2]

placing HIGHER HIGHER BID.

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots everything & everyone)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! F**KING DIE!!!!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! HEAD!!! HIT!!! KEYBOARD!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(is shooting out of control)

 

[Tacel]

Sold!
*Random thing is nuked*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Snaps smashes neck* DIE YOU *******!

 

[Dru2]

Lash: (deflecting bullets with fists) crap crap crap! too many! (one bullet hits Lash causing him to flinch while barrage of bullets hit him)

 

[MPH Deku]

Boy MPH: It's a good thing I never actually sold the REAL watch on eBay! *hold it up*
Girl MPH: ...dude, that's just iron that's been painted gold.
Boy MPH: You're not serious are you?
Girl MPH: Yeah, look. *takes watch and scratches with fingernail, flaking paint off*
Boy MPH: Huh...didn't think TAL was that cheap...

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(still firing from huge-@$$ machine gun) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

girl smashfan: "O.O F**KING S**T! HE'S GONE MAD... (shooting alongside boy smashfan) SAVE SOME FOR MEH! :flame:"

 

[Tacel]

..........

 

[StinkomanFan]

*takes Girl smashfan and shoves her into a papershredder, takes boy smash-hole and smashes his head through the computer* DIE DAMMIT DIE!

 

[Dru2]

Lash: can't we all just settle this with hugs? *sarcasm*

 

[MPH Deku]

Girl MPH: *taps watch glass* Uh...something suspicious about this...

 

[Tacel]

Press the button, MPH G&W, if you want backup.

 

[smashfan666]

both smashfans: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!"

(from shooting, only lash is left)

boy smashfan: "heh... (singing) mmmmm one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do! (spoken) ha ha ha ha haaaa!!!!"

 

[Blargy]

*Looks over at a button*

Hmm it says do not touch.....

*Pushes*

*Everyone gets splatter in white paint*

OH GOD ITS IN MY MOUTH!!!

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(shoves bomb in blargy's mouth) THAT should get it out! (detonates bomb)"

(WTFBOOM!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Blargy]

*Runs around like a headless chicken*

*Grabs a yellow bowling ball and uses it as my head*

 

[Tacel]

Thanks Blargy. Now I shall repay you as planned...

...You got something right in the corner of you eye. *Points* No, it's still there. Right... You got it. Yeah, it's gone. Thanks, by the way. And now...
*Shoots meow lazah at boy SmashFan, jump kicks his head off, uppercuts girl SmashFan, and gives a fatal blow to sternum with hammer*
Is that enough help, Blargy?

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(re-grows new head) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! (SHOOP DA WHOOP on TAL)"

girl smashfan: "O.O CAN'T EVEN BEND OVER..."

(lazer vaporizes TAL)

girl smashfan: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!1!!!!1111!!!!1ONE!!!ELEVEN!!!!"

boy smashfan: "LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!"

both: "YOU GOT OWN'D!!!"

 

[MPH Deku]

Girl MPH: Yaaaay! TAL's back!
*boy MPH shoots at TAL with revolver*
Girl MPH: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!
Boy MPH: If I kill her I can still get money selling her on eBay... *shoots some more*

 

[Tacel]

Since when am I such eBay material?
Also, Lash, I just remembered that I put a nuke in you.
I believe that that is what you felt.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*rips both smashfans to pieces* Why don't you just stay dead?!

 

[mars16]

Girl MPH: *taps watch glass* Uh...something suspicious about this...

Press the button, MPH G&W, if you want backup.

both smashfans: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!"

(from shooting, only lash is left)

boy smashfan: "heh... (singing) mmmmm one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do! (spoken) ha ha ha ha haaaa!!!!"

*Looks over at a button*

Hmm it says do not touch.....

*Pushes*

*Everyone gets splatter in white paint*

OH GOD ITS IN MY MOUTH!!!

Girl MPH: Yaaaay! TAL's back!
*boy MPH shoots at TAL with revolver*
Girl MPH: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!
Boy MPH: If I kill her I can still get money selling her on eBay... *shoots some more*

*rips both smashfans to pieces* Why don't you just stay dead?!

Blows all of them up

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wait. This means there is a boy me?!?! EGH! Where! I need to find it and reunite.

 

[Blargy]

*Redoes the thread so everything is back to normal*

There we go I hit the right button :D

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots blargy) remember, I GOTS A GUN.... :flame: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(shoots MPH)

 

[Tacel]

I didn't want to have to do this but...
*Presses button on watch and the watch takes both SmashFans into it*
Ok... nobody press the button and SmashFan666 can't get out.
*Sees paint scratched off, turns back to everybody and quickly repaints it*
*While repainting button, accidentally presses button with brush and everybody is sent into the world known as my watch... a backwards universe where anything can happen*

 

[MPH Deku]

(( I actually kinda like how this is, a blend of the story and a good ol' fashioned fight. ))

Boy MPH: *opens revolver chamber to catch smashfan's bullet, spins chamber in, then fires bullet back*

 

[Tacel]

*Shoots fireball at bullet to make it scorching hot, being able to melt through anything*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*summoning demon* em rof hgoune good s'taht eikooc rof si C!

 

[smashfan666]

i'll sing it backwards to destroy him!

C is for cookie! that's good enough for me!

(demon blows up)

 

[StinkomanFan]

It doesn't work that way.

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots stinkomanfan & demon) f**king die...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh! Look who's talking! *rips smashes head off and throws it into a garbage disposal*

 

[smashfan666]

(re-grows head)

again, i am the one with the f**king GUN!!! (aims gun)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*takes gun and throws it into an insinerater* What now?