Forum Fight!!!!

[Blargy]

Hmmmm What does this button do?

*Hits a button and banana peel drops behind me*

 

[smashfan666]

(inhales blargy's kart, spits out a blue shell)

PTUI!!!

 

[mars16]

*Mars16 jumps on his 123324 speed bike catches up with smashfan and uses a specail star bashing through everyone*

Later slow pokes


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[RetroAntonio]

I'm typing with mah Wii! [uses wii powers]

 

[smashfan666]

car inhale on!!!

(kart front opens up to look like a mouth that begins sucking mars16's kart in)

a modification based off the magic-like power of yours truly!

david copperfield?

(mumbling) david copperfield... (yelling) NO!!!!! i was referring to ME!!! or kirby... or dedede... but mostly me!

(mars16's car is sucked in closer, revealing to him the blades that will destroy his kart)

and the blades! a reference to how that goes in doesn't come back out! (in some cases)

 

[mars16]

Holy ****

*Jumps off the bike then jumps on smash fans kart, kicks him off and he starts to get sucked in, but then the stolen kart looses control and mars falls off*

*Both smash fan and mars gets sucked in*

*Lights a liter*

**** I have to get out of here..............ha you got sucked in to HAHAHAHAHHAHA..............

It would be more funny if I wasn't in here

 

[smashfan666]

(gets sucked in, but fuses with the kart)

(spat and marx get out of the kart)

spat: "i got an idea! (whispers in where my ears would be)"

'kay then, that'll work!

(i drive mars16 off a cliff. un-fuses with kart)

IT WORKED!!! SPAT'S PLAN WORKED!!!

spat: "MY PLAN WORKED!!!"

 

[mars16]

Mars16 bustes through the big mouth with his iron humer +LL cool J: Hell yea+

Then runs over Retro and bashes Blargy off the cliff


=Boom hell yea hel hel hel yea hell yea=

 

[smashfan666]

(inhales mars16)

HWAAAAAAAAAARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i also just realized that we're the only 4 posting here now...

spat: "marx & i count with smash..."

 

[mars16]

*mars16 bustes out of smashfans mouth*

*Then presses the very more weight button*

Nice try smashy but your not getting me

*gets ready to throw a bomb but notices other racers*

What the..............Madio, Wigi, Hadas, and SHDM,............aND Wilfri, Batman, soldier boy and Peter griffin

This is bous to get intense

 

[smashfan666]

(more run by me)

ZUH?!?! fuse, vlad, plankton, finbar, crocker, nightmare......... zombie smashfan, sonic, professor scam, & the gourd?! what the HECK ON A STICKIE?!

zombie smashfan: "BLAAAAAAARGH!"

(spat is randomly asleep)

professor scam: "spat's randomly asleep! PERFECT-O!"

(professor scam tries taking spat's trident but he won't let go)

spat: "hey, let go of that!"

professor scam: "(startled) EEEP!!!!"

spat: "(still asleep) that's my pizza..."

professor scam: "(tries taking it again, but spat still isn't letting go...) O.O (bleep!) it..."

the gourd: "asleep and making random references?"

professor scam: "yep..."

spat: "(sleep-talking) zuzuzu.... pfpth.... zuzuzu.... GIGANTIC DOUGHNUT!!!!"

 

[mars16]

Peter griffin: Bird is the word And I gona throw my show at youuuuuuuuu

*Wacks mars with his shoe*

You fat *****

Peter: *Study's laughing then* I think I had to much beer alcahal poisoning *Thows up on the race away making mars crash into a rack*

Youi sunava *****

 

[smashfan666]

*inhales peter griffin, then i start inhaling everything else*

HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zatchiel]

Hmm, ok, ive seen enough....
(Gets up Brushes off and walks away)
Goodbye...

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "alright, lucas! mess with the bull and you get the snot! er... horns!"

yeah! (pulls out an amulet and it fuses forum fight with vending machine)

i insert a salt shaker.

machine: "you get a salt gun"

(uses the salt gun to freeze lucas perfected in place)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Nope! *licks off salt to reveal lucas perfected* Haha! Neco...PAWNCH! *1000s of rocketing neco cats attack smashfan* Wait, before the attack...um? IS the plot still here? If not, I'll just destroy everyone for the lulz.

 

[smashfan666]

(inhales neco cats)

AH HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA!!!

(inhales everything and everybody)

HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mars16]

**** you keep inhaling every thing

*Fires a rocket luncher into smashfans mouth*

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

*Mouth blown up stopping his Inhaleling (What a minute.....we brung back powers.....are you using your mouth or a tool....I thoughtr there was no powers anymore)*

 

[smashfan666]

(spits rocket launcher back out)

grrrrrrrgh...

spat: "ooooooooooh, you (bleep!)ed him off and (bleep!)ed yourself over..."

(inhales mars16, but because i'm so ticked off at everyone i get carried away and inhale the thread and everyone in it... even spat & marx)

marx: "he got carried away again..."

spat: "yep... you guys are screwed, but marx and i are going up to his brain"

(marx flies up to my brain with spat trailing right behind)

spat: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!! PFPTH!"

 

[mars16]

So now were all insider of you(Race ends)

....................................................................................................He has now weakness

.............................................................................









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[smashfan666]

(swallows myself)

now if you try to teleport out you'll just wind up back here

:flame: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! :flame:

 

[RetroAntonio]

*uses chainsaw* GET ME OUT!

(also smashfan can you tell me your MSN or AIM? Pllllz)

 

[smashfan666]

i would, but i can't remember...

(chainsaw wound heals)

face it, unless i could teleport out, spit myself out, or (bleep!) myself out, the only way out of here is back into here!

 

[Tacel]

*Pulls out scimitar*
Or you could just get out through the front door.
*"Accidentally" drops front door key down drain*
Oops!
*Throws ninja star at SmashFan666's neck*

 

[Blargy]

Crap.....this is a bad time to suck us all up in a tiny place......

*lets out a massive fart*

 

[Tacel]

Wait, we're in SmashFan666?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Wait, we're in SmashFan666?

Yeah, that's what she said. And yes.

(Bowser's Inside Story, much?)

 

[smashfan666]

(belch, EXTREMELY bad breath)

spat & marx: "(screaming and falling)"

marx: "(sniffs) PEE-YEWW!!!! it REEKS down here!"

spat: "(HURK!) bleh, i don't remember it smelling THIS bad! pfpth! oh, right... marx and i saw something up in smash's brain! pfpth! i dared him to touch it, but it shocked him AND ME!!! if we touched it again it could have been horribly, terribly, uncomfortable! pfpth! it must have been something that charges those electrical pulse things... oh, and also we saw an episode of johnny test up there, when they got to the part with the button that said 'magnet' and the one that said 'nuke canada', BWAAH HAA HAA!!!! that was hilarious! pfpth!!!"

marx: "O.O no, not a long speech!!!"

hmm... well, until we all can get out, looks like we're screwed...

 

[Tacel]

That what who said?

Spoiler

jk

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My NiGhTmArE hAs CoMe TrUe!!!!

 

[smashfan666]

well, looks like we're gonna have to work together if we wanna get out of here & get back to fighting...

spat: "STUPID THEACELUCARIO! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO (bleep!) HIM OFF SO MUCH BACK THEN?!?! PFPTH!!! (throws trident at theacelucario) YAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

(trident stabs him in the neck, spat retrieves the trident)

now, let's find a way to get out of here...

????: "AAAAAARGH!!!"

!!! that sounded like someone!

(runs for the direction of scream with marx & spat)

 

[Tacel]

*Uses 1up*
Ha!
*Fires light arrow at Spat and arrow sticks into the roof of Spat's mouth*
*Runs over and decapitates the fallen Spat with scimitar*
*Throws Spat's remains into the stomach acids and laughs like Predator*

 

[smashfan666]

(uses 1up on spat)

you S.O.G.!

(tosses theacelucario at a wall and he falls into a pit of acid)

 

[Tacel]

*Bathes in stomach acids*
Ahhh... really clears the sinuses, aye?
*Dry's self off and pickpockets all 1ups from everyone and uses them along with a star*
Muahahaha!
*Slashes walls of stomach with scimitar and cuts a hole in it*
*Pushes Spat out of the hole, puts on scuba gear, cuts into a vein, and starts swimming through the veins*

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "how long do you think before the white cells get him?"

3... 2... 1...

(white blood cells chase after TheAceLucario)

white blood cell: "FOREIGN CONTAMINANT, MUST DESTROY..."

 

[Tacel]

*Takes out Incendiary Lasr Machine Gun and starts taking out white cells*
*Throws Mini Black Hole Grenade at white blood cells and runs behind corner*

 

[smashfan666]

galaxy man: "U R A COP-E CAT!"

(galaxy man uses a black hole bomb to destroy the first black hole and suck in theacelucario)

galaxy man: "C U L8R ALLEY-G8R! (galaxy man disappears)"

white blood cell: "WARNING, HOLE IN VEINS, MUST REPAIR. (repairs hole in vein)"

white blood cell: "EMERGENCY! FOREIGN CONTAMINANT, MUST DESTROY"

(the remaining white blood cell chases after us all)

 

[Tacel]

*Comes out through another black hole in another galaxy, landing on a utopia-like planet and live there happily until the spaceship I build is complete and I will then to back to earth to destroy SmashFan666 and Spat*

 

[smashfan666]

marx: "and me! don't forget me!"

white blood cell: "FOREIGN CONTAMINANT..."

(we come upon a dead end)

EEP!

white blood cell: "MUST DESTROY..."

STOP!!! as your host i command you to-

(white blood cell snarls angrily)

STOP WITH THIS STUPIDITY BETWEEN FOREIGN CONTAMINANT & ACTUAL PEOPLE & SUCH!!!!!!!!

white blood cell: "FOREIGN CONTAMINANT, MUST DESTROY..."

alright, desperate times call for desperate measures... (holds up a card that says 'reprogram' on it) REPROGRAM!!!

white blood cell: "REPROGRAM RECOGNIZED. ZATHURA REFERENCE RECOGNIZED. REPROGRAMING... REPROGRAM COMPLETE. SMASHFAN666, SPAT, & MARX ARE NOW ALL RECOGNIZED AS HOST... (heads for everyone else) FOREIGN CONTAMINANT, MUST DESTROY..."

 

[mars16]

Seems as though its a new chapter

*Peeping out of a sewer in gothem city*

 

[smashfan666]

yes, it is...

(teleports myself, spat, & marx out)

WE'RE OUT!!!

spat: "OH SWEET FRESH AIR! FINALLY!!! PFPTH!!!"

marx: "YAHOO!!!"

here's another thing i want to say with here

WAHPAH! (stomps on the sewer cover mars16 is under, severely hurting him and sending him down into the sewer water)