Forum Fight!!!!

[Tacel]

/After 1,386 rotations on planet Ralerf, TheAceLucario finishes his spaceship and and get's ready for the trip/
/He says goodbye to his Ralerfian friends and takes off for planet Earth/
[While in spaceship]
*Katink*
What was that noise?
*Switches to autopilot and takes out Ralerfian Blaster*
*Stealthily creeps towards back of ship*
*Sees engine shaking furiously*
*Pipe shoots off and knocks me unconscious*
*Spaceship hurtles uncontrollably towards planet Earth, and towards the
Forum Fight battlefield*
/If it's not stopped, it will destroy anything in a 1,000 mile perimeter of it./
EVACUATE!

Spoiler

NO WARPING!

 

[smashfan666]

no... warping???


































...ORALEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's a good thing he didn't say 'no flying' or we'd all be screwed...

(spat & i get on marx and fly off the planet to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!)

spat: "YEAH!!! take that spaceship meteor, pfpth!!"

WE'RE GONNA ESCAPE TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

marx: "haha! [insert witty quote here]!"

(later, on the moon)

well....................... let's all fight on the moon when the others get here..................... if they escape alive...........

 

[Tacel]

*Wakes up*
Uh oh!
*Runs to cockpit to and turns off autopilot, which fails to turn off*
Crap!
*Puts on emergency evacuation suit and top hat*
*Jumps out of spaceship and skydives towards Earth*
*The moon has terrible revolving time and gets in the way of the spaceship, which collides with the moon, sending it towards Earth*

 

[smashfan666]

all of us: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIPWREEEEEEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(the moon bomps into a local street but doesn't destroy everything)

phew...

(the moon starts rolling around crushing everything)

spat: "it's rolling around!"

all of us: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[mars16]

*As Mars rides through the sewer water knocked out for 4 hours he winds up in the big sea
Underwater*

....................................bblblblb can't breath......*Brings his head above the water*

Where am I.....Its glowing like hell

Poseidon:: Mars

What who said my name......who the hell are you

Poseidon:::: I am Poseidon god of sea.......You once had the powers of Zues

I don't remember.......I don't remember anything at all but a big bump on the head

Poseidon::::: Come with me

*Drags Mars through a current in the depths of the sea*

 

[smashfan666]

(meanwhile, in a crater on the now earthbound moon)

marx: "AH we'resodeadwe'resodeadwe'resoSCREWED!"

spat, you go out and see how bad it's rolling around...

(spat goes out on the moon surface, and is now sliding around)

spat: "AI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEIDON'TWANNASLIDEONMYBELLY!"

(spat stops sliding when he lands into the same crater marx & i are in...)

spat: "ghh, burn... slide, pain... flesh, tingling... skin, red... pf, pth..."

i got it!

ULTIMAAAAAAATE MEGATOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!!!!! (moon explodes and is back in the sky)

spat: "must... find... ointment... pfpth..."

marx: "FINALLY! BACK ON EARTH!!!!"

OH SWEET EARTH GROUND A MOON SIZE FROM WHERE I JUST WAS, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU SO!!!!

 

[mars16]

*After reaching the destination of the current*

What is this place *Floating above a lake*

Poseidon::This is Athens, ruled by Aegus

Why did you bring me here,

Poseidon:: I don't now.....to find Zues god of all gods, the Zues that gave you the power was his son who actually wasn't as strong as Zues him self

....I don't remember

Poseidon: Anyone who can control the power of Zues is yet brave......you really lost your memery bad.....any way I shall be leaving

No wait where do I go

Poseidon:: Just find the biggest castle here and all that stuff.......Seeya * Dives down into the Water and disapears

My name is Mars?


*Meanwhile

 

[PSIQuasi]

*Ka-click*
*Pshhhhhheeeewww*

*Lunges and cuts mars16 in half with a beam katana*

 

[smashfan666]

(spat comes out of the ointment store, fully healed)

spat: "aaaaaah, much better, pfpth!"

(punches the sewer cover)

mars16 went down here!

(spat, marx & i go down into the sewer, going after mars16)

(mutant crocodile attacks)

AH! MUTANT CROCODILE!!!

(mutant crocodile spews sewer water on marx, rendering him flightless)

marx: "my wings are to wet, i can't fly! and oh yeah, i can't swim either! OoO (falls in sewer water, struggling to stay afloat)"

(mutant crocodile spews into my eyes, blinding me)

AAAAAAAHHH!!!! BLINDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

spat: "ha! you won't be able to affect me, pfpth! (evil laughter)"

(mutant alligator spews sewer water into spat's mouth, & spat accidentally swallows it)

spat: "(sick after having swallowed SEWER WATER...) aaaaaaaaugh!!! (gagging) i think i'm gonna throw up, pfpBLAAAAARF!!! (groans)"

mutant crocodile: "(laughing) technically, y'all. i'm a ALLIGATOR, not a crocodile..."

(mutant crocodile leaves)

marx: "AAH!!! AAH!!! AAH!!! AAH!!!"

(gets marx out of the sewer water just in time before he drowned)

marx: "phew! thanx..."

i can't really see too well now, but i think i got you out of the sewer water just in time before you drowned, you're welcome.

spat: "(groaning in pain, and now bloated) uuuuuuugh, great, pfpth... i got a lot of sewer water launched in my mouth, it's making me feel Bloat-T, and worst of all, worse than ALL that and more... (winces, then groans) uuuuuuuuuugh, my belly hurts... this is JUST... HANDY... DANDY, PFPTH!!!"

and what's worse, all our healing items & food are washed away! THIS SUCKS!!!

(zoom out to a screen that the gourd is looking at)

the gourd: "AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! smashfan and marx & their... ugly friend... are now set back!!! THIS ROXXORZ!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! i will re-enstate the storylines, and RULE SMASHBOARDS!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! minions! unleash our secret weapon to finish them off!!!"

minion: "of course, gourd..."

(the minions open a mechanical hatch, and behind it is an all-too-familiar character from Family Matters... STEVE URKEL!!! now clad in a black cloak with red on the inside, and wearing a red mask)

steve urkel: "(vampire version of his already nasal accent) the urkel-ator is ready for duty!"

the gourd: "(grrr) why do you have to say it like that?"

steve urkel: "(normal, nasal voice) well, it makes sound cool! (vampiric accent) AND IT MAKES ME MORE THREATENING, THAT'S WHY!"

the gourd: "-just... go..."

steve urkel: "okeydoke- err, i mean... (vampire accent) yes, master... okeydokey!"

(steve urkel/urkel-ator leaves the room)

*meanwhile*

i've been blinded by the sewer water, so... anyone want to be my eyes for me?

marx: "of course!"

(marx jumps on my head to tell me where i need to go)

(i walk off with marx on my head, and dragging a stomachache-stricken spat)

marx: "OFF TO FIND MARS16 WE GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

 

[mars16]

why did he he do this....... who the hell was that am I dying

*Then a light appears*

Reataching mars16's body <Fully recovered>

Apollo:: Shall be recovered

*Mars stands up then runs off*

Gotta find a ah big ah place I think umm *Continues running*

 

[smashfan666]

(we find mars16)

marx: "AH HA! we found you!"

spat: "yep, i'm definitely gonna barf, pfpth! (HMMPH!)"

...he swallowed sewer water, he'll be fine.

(sewer water blindness wears off)

marx: "!!! you're not blind anymore! "

YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

(marx flies off my head, ready to charge at mars16 with such fury)

hahaaaa!!!!!! SPAT! GET 'IM!

spat: "okay, pfpth! (stands up) alright, then..."

(spat regurgitates all the sewer water he swallowed at mars16)

 

[mars16]

Who are you, and why did you spit this uugh what ever this is on me

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "??? I am spat! the all-fibber! don't you remember?!"

i think he hit his head HARD when he got stomped on...

marx: "yeah, i guess so..."

anyway, we gotta fight you, that's the whole point of this thread!

marx: "yeah, there used to be a plot to it, but we all got bored of it eventually and got back to just fighting almost mindlessly-"

(steve urkel comes running down here)

steve urkel: "(panting) okay... i'm here... (panting) WOW that's a long sewer system..."

spat: "uh... why is urkel here? and why is he wearing that cheap-o villain costume, pfpth?"

steve urkel: "ah, but i am not STEVE urkel anymore! i am... (vampire accent) THE URKEL-ATOR!!! and i was sent by the gourd to destroy you!"

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!

urkel-ator: "(breaks out a lazor gun) all others in my way have been destroyed and so will you!"

spat: "HE'S GOT A LAZOR GUN, PFPTH!"

all of us (except the urkel-ator): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

urkel-ator: "the gourd will rule smashboards and re-enforce storylines & plots"

augh, not plots! i thought we were done with those!

urkel-ator: "well, tough noogies, smash!"

 

[mars16]

Who the hell is this urkel guy

hey you uuummm... Spat yea spat uumm I'm supposed to fight.......How do you do that

*BOOONG* *Urkel clobs mars in the head making him pass out (in a cartoonish way)

Urkel: ......Did I do that HAHA(snore)HAHA(Snore)HAHAHA

 

[RetroAntonio]

Nope, Urkel, we did that. *2 more Urkel-ators come out* AH! BAttle time!

 

[smashfan666]

urkel: "and now... (demonic voice) YOU WILL DIE, SMASHFAN!!!"

spat: "that's wut U think, urkel!"

urkel: "(normal voice) AAH! TALKING FURRY!"

(spat get's kicked into the sewer water)

spat: "AAAGH! I DON'T WANT TO TASTE THAT STUFF AGAIN, PFPTH!"

urkel: "......did i do that? BWAHAHAHA(snort)HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

marx: "why are you even doing this, anyway?"

urkel: "well if you MUST know, (nosy little freaks!), the gourd promised me 5% of control over smashboards..."

-_-+ (kicks urkel into the sewer water & fishes out spat)

urkel: "AAAAAAAH!!!!!!! THIS SEWER WATER IS HIGHLY IRRITATING TO MY SKIN RASH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

spat: "(blathering) WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME, PFPTH?! ...at least dork-el is washed away..."

urkel: "(screaming)"

spat: "bwaaaaaa haaaa haa!"

sounds like the gourd is back! and he wants to re-enforce storylines! we have to stop him so we can get back to fighting RANDOMLY! (wakes up mars16)

mars: "WHO?! WHAT?! WHERE?! WHY?!"

let's go stop the gourd and get back to fighting all but randomly!

(we run to find the gourd's fortress)

and retro was right waybackwhen... someone has to make a forum fight story thread... so this kind of thing NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN...

 

[mars16]

*Trying to keep up iwth smashfan anmd Co*

Why is my hand glowing Dark, fill weird, and my feet fills like they can run faster then this
My headf still hurts

*They get to Gourds Place*

 

[smashfan666]

the gourd: "MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! i'm surprised that you've made it, smashfan! now you have to traverse through my fortress! timber the dark shard & i will be waiting, smash... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

(gourd sentries charge at us)

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

(we all start attacking the seemingly endless hordes of sentries)

spat: "mars! use some of your dark powers!"

 

[mars16]

How do I do that wait I have dark Powers

*Head turning like in owl*

Dark mars: Just raise your hand thrust your arm

O.....OK I'll try it *Thrustes his arm releasing a huge dark wave blasting though the Gourd sentries*

Hey it worked.........my arm hurts

Is there more (Cowerdly) still how did I do that

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "i don't know, try anything, pfpth!!"

mars, i seem to remember you being able to summon dragons made of darkness, try that!

 

[mars16]

Uhhh.......OK

Dark Mars:: Ball both of your fist up and charge energy, then use both your hands, make a triangle then thrust them out

................Ok *Does the following and releases a shadowy dragon that wipes out the rest of the sentries in the room*

I'm starting to get use to this, what next, shall we move on

 

[smashfan666]

okay! :D

intercom: "WARNING. LVL 1 SENTRIES DEFEATED!"

(doors close & lock)

intercom: "PREPARING TO SEND LVL 2 SENTRIES."

(lvl 2 gourd sentries teleport in)

okay then... this is about to get serious......

+song: gourmet race course 2+

 

[mars16]

**** I just want to go home..........Whats Home.......

Well I geuss this causes for more dark power......ther .... there not working...

I DOOOOOOOOOMMMED DOOOOOOMED

Evil Mars: Shut up, the dragon Darkness used up all of your dark power for now but you will get it back in duo time....... Just use you speed and Ice powers for now

.............................................WHo the hell is talking to me ..... what the hell is hell who do I now these words, what is a word <He lost his memery badly>

Evil Mars:: I'm taking over for right now

Say what noooooooooooooo.....

Evil Mars::: Ok Smash Guy lets do this (Starring at the sentries)

 

[smashfan666]

HWAAAAAAAARF!!!!!!

(inhales a lot of sentries)

(smacks lips) tastes like chicken...

marx: "that is the ONLY way to eat, huh? MAN i wish i had that power!"

(i inhale more sentries)

(spat uses his trident to slash more sentries to bits)

(marx fires a lot of energy arrows at some sentries)

 

[mars16]

+Jewel Master (First level music)+ starts playing

Dark Mars:: Take this

*Creates an Ice sword and cuts up alot of sentries*

HMMMMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i WANT MORE, send MORE------\

 

[smashfan666]

the gourd: "i don't have any more lvl 2s... so TAKE ON THE LVL 3S!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

(lvl 3 gourd sentries (sentry elite) enter the room, all carrying swords)

spat: "O.O oh (bleep!)... we're boned..."

(thrashes one of the sentry elite and takes his sword)

you are formidable, sentry elite, but... (raises sword) THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+song: checker knights+

(starts slashing the sentry elites)

 

[mars16]

Dark Mars::::

Yes send more to die

*Cutting limb after limb on the sentries*

Blood every were HAHAHAHA

Mars:: can I take control again

Not yet

 

[smashfan666]

(later, all the sentry elite are destroyed)

the gourd: "AARGH!!! you destroyed all three gourd sentry waves! well, how will you defeat..."

(a giant maxus dragonoid colored like a gourd appears)

the gourd: "THIS?!?!?! my maxus gourdbot! GET 'EM!"

maxus gourdbot: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(maxus gourdbot launches missiles)

all of us: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(slices all the missiles before they explode)

+song: vs Galactic Nova Nucleus/Heart of Nova+

 

[StinkomanFan]

*at shooting range, loading shotgun* Man, this is boring, I should have entered a cheat code

 

[mars16]

Dark Mars:: **** that, I'll just send them Back

*Pulls Out the golden Jacket and Reflects a Missil back at Maxus Gourdbot*

 

[smashfan666]

maxus gourdbot: "RAWR!!! ERROR! BLOWBACK! WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10... 9... 8..."

i'm gonna put up a force field and leave it there after the explosion!

(puts up force field)

maxus gourdbot: "3... 2... 1..."

(WTFBOOM!)

alright, now for the gourd!

the gourd: "so... you've defeated my guardian robot, eh? wellllllllllll, good for you... but i bet you won't defeat ME?!?!?!"

okay, then! IT'S ON!

the gourd: "BRING THE HEAT!!!"

+ed edd n' eddy: scam of the century final boss music+

 

[mars16]

Dark Mars::: Lets take this fool

The G

 

[mars16]

Dark Mars::: Lets take this fool *charging with feiry*



Sorry for the double post


Accident

 

[Blargy]

*Comes on in again w/o reading any bit what happened here*

Great it seems like its a story thread again :/

*Walks back out until it clears up*

 

[smashfan666]

*Comes on in again w/o reading any bit what happened here*

Great it seems like its a story thread again :/

*Walks back out until it clears up*

don't worry, blargy. once we beat the gourd, that'll clear up really soon. we might even make a story thread version of forum fight on a separate thread! maybe...

the gourd: "(annoyed) are we DONE with the SOAP OPERA? i got a thread to ruin!"

(the gourd dashes towards us on timber the dark shard)

AAAAH!!! uuuuuh... (points somewhere) look over there! it's santa!

the gourd: "(stops) nice try, that's just king dedede dressed up as santa"

king dedede: "dagnabbit, (removes santa costume) i'll never get used to that costume..."

uuuh... look there again! it's king dedede!

the gourd: "O.O oh... my... god! (dashes on over) KING DEDEDE!!! oh, i just LOVED you in kirby 64!"

(dedede winds up to send the gourd bouncing)

the gourd: "wai! what are you doing?!?! (king dedede bounces the gourd around the room using the jet hammer) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

(some of that was cloned from the smashtasm christmas special)

spat: "(flies around trying to impale the gourd with his trident) BWAAAA HAHAHAAAAAA!!!! i'll get you, squashhead, pfpth!"

(the gourd is bouncing around what appears to be a pinball board/pachinko machine)

the gourd: "(bouncing around some bumpers) AHH! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! (...and now between 2 bumpers) DING-ING-ING-ING-ING-ING!!"

(TILT!!!)

(the gourd lands on the floor)

the gourd: "freeeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaaaaall BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR THAT'S IT!!!! I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES!!!! (tosses a nintendo DS aside)"

all 3: "AAH!"

the gourd: "NOW IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS!!!"

you mean like this?!

(spat, marx & i are in chairs reading newspapers)

(clears throat)

spat: "(clears throat slightly louder)"

marx: "(clears throat even louder)"

(clears throat really loud)

marx: "(clears throat extremely loud)"

spat: "(clears throat annoyingly)"

(clears throat softer)

marx: "(clears throat extremely soft)"

spat: "(clears throat briefly)"

the gourd: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!! (jumps in the air and hangs there for a second to throw squash seeds and then drops down)"

all 3: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

owait! i still have that sword from earlier! (takes out sword)

+song: kaze wo tsukinukete+

(jumps up to slash at the gourd with the slowing-down effect to make it more epic)

(slow down effect ends and the gourd and i are sword-fighting in midair. i'm using my sword, & the gourd is using timber, remodeled into a sword)

 

[mars16]

Dark Mars: A sword made of timber HAHAHAHAHA.................


*Pulls out the Ice Sword waiting for a strike*

 

[smashfan666]

(the gourd breaks my sword and knocks me down)

what the... ?!

spat: "MAN!!! isn't there ANYTHING that can beat this guy?!?!"

(lazer fires, an all-too-familiar robot from toonami appears... TOM 3!)

TOM: "need a hand?"

spat: "is that... TOM?!"

TOM: "this gourd-headed freak? what the HECK happened to cartoon network while i was gone?!"

the gourd: "the ed edd n eddy movie happened! i mean, what kind of name is 'TOM' anyway? Tiring Overstoop Mailman?!"

actually the correct term is...

(pulls out a graph)

Toonami
Operation
Module

TOM: "(pulls out a lazer gun and shoots the gourd) now die..."

the gourd: "stupid characters from canceled blocks... (is knocked out of the air and into space somehow) I'LL GET YOU FOR THIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!"

TOM: "or we could leave him in space and let the ozone layer take care of him..."

the gourd: "(in space) YOU WON'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY YOU TWERPS! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! (voip!)"

+credits song: friends are there to help you+

-FINAL CREDITS (before forum fight: the story forum is added)-

smashfan666 - main character

mars16 - smashfan666's sidekick who lost his memory

dark mars16 - duh...

spat - the all-fibber/one of smashfan's teammates

marx - smashfan's friend

TOM - climax party member/one of smashfan's teammates

the gourd - main villain

timber the dark shard - the gourd's evil minion

urkel - evil secret weapon

gourd sentries (lvl 1) - evil minions

gourd sentries (lvl 2) - evil minions

gourd sentry elite - evil minions

maxus gourdbot - evil secret weapon/maxus dragonoid recolor

-locations-

pop star

gotham city

the sewers

the gourd's fortress

the moon

alien planet

all rights reserved to toonami & cartoon network inc. & etc. we are in no way afflicated with cartoon network, nintendo, or HAL labs. if we forgot anything, you know...

With the gourd defeated, Forum Fight was at last storyline-free...

those who want storylines still will visit forum fight: the story forum. (if it ever gets created)

TOM's ship, the absolution, was destroyed, and so that's how he ended up on smashboards...

it is unknown what storyline will start the new thread...

play forum fight: the story forum to find out!

-THE END (REALLY!)-
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[StinkomanFan]

*shoots the Winning screen off*
*adjusts glasses*

 

[mars16]

Punches Stinkboy in the Face

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ow! *hits mars with butt of the gun*