Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

*A whisper in the wind goes by smashfan ear*

I got nature on my side I won't lose

(traps blargy & mars16 on the city infused on me)

you were saying, insect?

 

[Blargy]

*Teleports in front of Smashfan face floating there*

I was saying I will not lose

See your left arm down there?

*Points at left arm and 3/4 of the town in that area bursts into flames*

and also your sinking into quicksand

*Disappears into the wind*

 

[smashfan666]

(absorbs both)

SPAT!!! GET 'EM!!!

spat: "with pleasure! pffphhht!!!!"

(spat chases after blargy, zapping him with blasts from his trident)

spat: "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, BLARG-DORK! NOTHING'S STOPPING THE SPAT-INATOR! i just gave myself a nickname... BUT STILL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO INTERFERE WITH THE PLANS OF SMASHFAN!!!"

(spat is still zapping blargy)

 

[Blargy]

*Encases Spat with fire*

*Surrounds self with a earth type shield*

hehehe your zapping is useless now

*Starts to cut things around me with my wind*

 

[BlargCow]

*Encases Spat with fire*

*Surrounds self with a earth type shield*

hehehe your zapping is useless now

*Starts to cut things around me with my wind*

hey cool name

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

*glances at the action*

Hmm...I don't have time to be fighting.

*types on a keyboard for 30 minutes*

 

[smashfan666]

(spat becomes extremely angry and becomes a giant with fiery eyes)

spat: "AAAAAARGH!!! PFFPHHHT!!!!! I WILL BE ABUSED NO LONGER!!!!! PFFTPHHHHT!!!!!!! PREPARE TO SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPAT!!!!!!"

(spat goes insane and is destroying everything)

spat: "AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! PFFTHPHHHHT! THAT'S RIGHT, RUN COWARDS!!!! NOW JUST TAKE YOUR MUTHA(bleep!)ING (bleep!)CHES AND GET OUTTA TOWN! (shrinks to normal) ...ah (bleep!)..."

spat: "no more bothering smashfan during his evil plans"

nevermind, i'm just going to bring out the bug guns! our freshly-hired help, which is normally unpredictable... IGNIGNOKT & ERR!!!! (echoes)

(the spaceship of ignignokt & err lands, ignignokt & err come out)

ignignokt: "you rang?"

err: "hey, SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! we agreed NO ADDAMS FAMILY JOKES!!!"

ignignokt: "YOU shut up! it's an old TV show that was cancelled over a million years ago, just shut up! and let's get to our mission..."

(ignignokt & err walk over to me)

good, destroy those guys that are interfering with the plans!

ignignokt: "thank you, we shall not fail you"

err: "eyeyey... let's freak 'em out by turning spat into a zombie!"

spat: "NO (bleep!)ING WAY!!!"

ignignokt: "well maybe we could make you sit down and when you do, there will be a big pile of dog-"

spat: "no way, whack-o's, i don't play 'sit-on-(bleep!)'..."

err: "ah (bleep!) it.... let's just use the laser move"

(ignignokt & err are on eachother's heads, making multiple ignignokts & errs into a gun)

spat: "yeah, that works..."

ignignokt: "you will die now, interferers!"

(ignignokt-&-err gun charges up to destroy mars & the others)

err: "oh yeah! (bleep!)'s going down now!"

 

[Blargy]

hey cool name

cool another person who knows the awesomeness of the word Blarg!!!

 

[RetroAntonio]

I don't like BLARRRRRRG. *blarg*

 

[mars16]

What the were am I...........

I was in the battle feild now I'm in some city..........Does'nt look like Mustroom city...Way bigger

Hey its that Blargy Guy

*Runs to Blargy......but then stops*

Wha... what is he doing

Were the hell am I..............*Coverd in dark flames*

What the *Boooooom gun Fires at Mars But mars dodges*

*Mars16 Runs trying to finsd his way out of the city*

If I don't get out of here I'll have to go Nuclear

 

[smashfan666]

(ignignokt & err fire the laser form at mars16, vaporizing him. err detatches from ignignokt)

ignignokt: "are you ready to surrender? you will be obliterated if you dare challenge us..."

err: "oh yeah, interferers! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

(sfx: someone's heart beating)

+song: stinkoman 20x6 boss theme+

(ignignokt & err are flipping blargy off to start off)

 

[mars16]

Ouch..... **** you, ***** *dashes and jumps on ignignokt*

*Mars16 study's pounding the hell out of him*

I'm not done yet

*Launches his arm through his chest then pulls it back out*

Now listen I don't want to be here right now, let me out of this place Or I'd be forced to do something you wouldn't want me to

 

[smashfan666]

ignignokt: "you'd better get off me before i bring the hurt... (shoves mars16 off, sending him to the himilayas)"

err: "yeah! (flips mars16 off) take that, (bleep!)!"

(err spins around, causing him to take a sphere-like shape and charge for blargy. ignignokt does the same.)

(blargy is crushed and scraped severely by the combined force of ignignokt & err crashing into him)

ignignokt: "do you have anything to say for yourself?"

 

[Scidadle]

Blargg is a monster from the yoshi series.

 

[mars16]

Hah thanks, I want to get the hell out of this crapy piece of **** city

*mars16 sent flying busting throw the glass covering the city.....and lands back into the battle field*

/In the battle Field/

Lucky for them I didn't have to go Nuclear on them.........who are you and what the...........................

:random:??? ????? ?????

:random:?? ??? ??? ????


*To be continued*

 

[smashfan666]

disclaimer warning: "WARNING, THIS WAS A NINJA'D POST, AND WAS MEANT TO BE DIRECTED AT SCIDADLE"

ignignokt: "i was expecting something more random like 'adamantium skeleton' or something, but it doesn't matter now. blargy is going to die!"

(ignignokt & err use an unexpected shoop-da-whoop move on blargy, sending him into the world of little kiddie television)

bunny costume man: "(singing to blargy) i am great! you are great!"

blargy's minion: "AAAAAAAARGH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!"

(ALARM!)

bunny costume man: "stop?! (gasps with unbridled eerie happiness) that's today's 'sloppy mess word!' and you know what that means kids!"

child audience: "OATMEAL!!!"

(blargy and his minion are covered in oatmeal)

 

[Blargy]

*teleports outs*

lets do this the powers of nature flows through me

*shoves a giant earth spike into smashfan chest*

 

[smashfan666]

(spike disappears and reappears as my hand)

nice try, but i'm an industrial & natural golem! you don't stand a chance!

all of us: "(singing) I'm Telling You Noooooooow that Blargy Don't Stand A Chaaaaaaaaaance!!!!!!"

you should probably just surrender now!

 

[mars16]

What the were am I'm I............. Musta Got knocked out, another dark vortex world, what Lucas is in here to

I guess I can help him out

*Suckes in all the darkness taking them back to the battle feild..*

But still who were were those to......... Beings

 

[Blargy]

Then feel the full wrath of nature!

*Starts glowing the colors of nature*

*Summons a pit of fire under smashfan which consumes him then starts to fill the area with magma*

And this!

*Dumps oceanful of water into the pit then I then strike lighting into*

And to finish the attack!

*Summons the power of wind to cause a gigantic tornado to surround the pit destroying everything in it*

*Covers up the whole area up with earth and keeps the pit under there on fire*

 

[mars16]

Mars16::::::: Fatility Ingore

Mars16:::: Just saying,

 

[smashfan666]

(STINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!)

(turns back to normal form)

all villains and followers and such, you must retreat for the evil space ark, i'll meet you there! as for here, this place will be obliterated! 'the time' is now! time to end this pitiful world! (charges up a punch even more powerful than the almighty falcon punch) ULTIMAAAAAAAAAATE MEGATOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!!! (uses it on the ground, destroying the world and almost everything on it)

(meanwhile, on the space ark, where my followers and such are)

and THAT's what happens when i decide 'the time' to come for a world.

spat: "HAHA! a most thrilling story, O Master! (looks at tied up mars16 & blargy) which is why SOME people should stay uninvolved!"

exactly, (looks at mars & blargy) that way they don't FOLLOW us to try and stop us from bringing OUR RULE!!!!! (snarl) (still at mars & blargy) you 2 are just lucky we spared your pitiful lives by adding you to the prisoner zoo on our space ark

giygas: "what shall be our next target?"

set course for pop star!

(shows the space ark heading towards pop star)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*walks over, holding shotgun* Hello Mars. You're being downsized.

 

[Blargy]

*Blargy Dissolves while leaving a message*

This was a clone all along to test your strength I must say you pass

 

[StinkomanFan]

*reads note* Dammit! Too late. I still have you mars.

 

[smashfan666]

(runs to stinkomanfan's new office on the space ark with spat)

describe the annoyance to us...

 

[StinkomanFan]

*message on tv*:Sorry boss I'm not here, I probably went down to torchure the prisoners. If their was a message sent It must have been a glitch*repeats*Glitch*repeats*Glitch.

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "...(bleep!)"

(runs down to prisoner zoo)

okay, we're here... (looks) where did blargy go?!

 

[RetroAntonio]

I know what destroy nature! *gets a bunch of country men* POLLUTE!

*water polluted*

*make smog*

*cuts trees*

*burns everything else*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*loading shotgun*
One, two
The annoyance is
*turns around*
You! *shoots at Retro*

 

[Blargy]

Retro you may have weakened me but i can still DESTROY!!!

*Creates Tornadoes made out of magma and sends it into retro*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Another one!? Boss, let me handle these idiots. I'm sure I can take them

 

[Blargy]

Gah I don't have enough energy to deal with you

But I predict we will meet again in the near future

*Disappears into the wind*

 

[StinkomanFan]

I missed!? Them both?! GRRRRRRRR! *runs to the firing range*

 

[smashfan666]

spat, destroy the local waddle dees!

spat: "got it!"

(spat flies around but stops because the waddle dees are just staring at him)

spat: "what?! haven't you seen a hamster in a devil costume before?!"

(waddle dees shake no)

spat: "ARGH!!! (facepalm)"

(waddle dees facepalm)

spat: "hmm? uh... (plays flute)"

(the waddle dees play the flute, too)

(spat dances to the kirby victory theme, and the waddle dees follow)

spat: "hmm... maybe i can enlist the waddle dees in the evil army!"

(later)

you want the waddle dees in my evil army?! hmm... i'll have to toss them back into orbit...

spat: "hmm... so that's how you wanna play, eh? well I can play an even HARDER game!!! (deep breath in) (gets on 'knees' begging) PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE (continues)"

alright... but they have to be at least SOME good around the ark...

(waddle dees broom the floors, fill the water coolers, and re-stabilize the generator)

O.O okay, they can stay...

 

[mars16]

NO0O!!!!!!!!!!!!

Retro your on smash fans side too

****it come on Lucas wake the **** up

*Picks up Lucas and puts him on his shoulder and dashes off*

We have to getout of here, I can't offered to release energy right now

%Reason I'm helping this guy is because we share the same powers of the gods... just so you now%

 

[RetroAntonio]

;D Well, I've saved up this for a reason.

*freezes time*

Okay. How what should I do?

*rips off everyone pants*

 

[smashfan666]

AAH!!! MY PANTS!!! ooooh, you're gonna PAY for that, retroantonio!

(grabs retroantonio by the shirt and throws him/her into the airlock)

(opens airlock) goodbye!

(retroantonio is sent flying out of the evil space ark)

spat: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!! that was AWESOME!!! PFPTH!!! now there's NOTHING that can stop you from ruling everything, smashfan!"

 

[mars16]

Hmmm what the Were's my shorts

Well thats Why I always bring an extra

*Puts on the extra Then studys slamming Lucas till he wakes up*

 

[smashfan666]

(spat and i are in the space ark's control room)

spat: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!"

let's monitor the progress of the workers

(a monitor shows waddle dees cleaning)

(another shows voltar cleaning a window)

voltar: "why don't the waddle dees come help to do this?"

(a monitor shows kirby intruding through the most of the ship)

spat: "AAAAGH!!! WHAT THE... KIRBY?!?!"

heheheeee. don't worry, he'll never get past the defenses... (over intercom) send all shadow demons to stop kirby!!!!

(an army of shadow demons charges for kirby)