Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

*grabs lucas perfected by the neck and chokes him 1,000,000 times worse than any normal choke*

i will destroy everything, lucas! but not before you join me. i sense much darkness in your powers... i am offering you to become my evil apprentice. should you accept, should you do everything i say, should you never defy my orders, i will allow the others to live. but if you disobey even my smallest request, they will die. and so will you...

 

[Blargy]

Not if i have anything to do with it!

*Starts to slice smash with wind finishing off the attack with a powerful tornado*

*Casts a wind barrier around me*

 

[smashfan666]

*presses a button and holds it down. suddenly blargy is glowing and in severe pain, as are all the other users*

so, lucas... do we have a deal?

 

[mars16]

*On top of a nearby mountain*

**** I need My dark Power

Evil mars: Then shutup and fuse with me

What your back

Evil mars: Yea life is Boring so here's your stupid power

*Mars16 fuses with his dark energy*


Yes now I HAVE MY DARK POWERS....uuugh, I cant let it take over my body or it would get to massive..........uuuuughh

Do....Do I here some one making a deal down there

 

[smashfan666]

you're being affected, too, mars...

(all other users are being hurt worse than ever)

( also, post #6125 by me, w00t! )

 

[mars16]

I am Affected but it won't work on me smashfan

I am Darkness all its self

I could blow up half this planet if I wanted to

(Charging with Darkness)

Retro seems to still be stuck in your Body after you anhaled us......**** him out already

 

[RetroAntonio]

*teleports out* That was easy. *shoots ultimate lazers from eyes* BLLLLAM!

 

[smashfan666]

(retro is affected)

better hurry with your decision, lucas. i think they're gonna keel over soon... (evil laughter)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*gets out of portal dressed like Link* What'd I miss?

 

[Blargy]

Ugh

*Throws up*

Ya.....smash it didnt affect me im protected.....but that sardine I ate was rotten......

and also....

*pulls out a sword*

I challenge you to a duel!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Okey then.
Draw *shoots Blargy with a revolver*

 

[smashfan666]

(throws a building into blargy & stinkomanfan)

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! you didn't even stand a chance...

(stinkomanfan & blargy get covered in darkness & when it clears they have disappeared)

heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, soon my evil army will be complete... and 'the time' is nearing for this pitiful thread...

(is covered in darkness and vanishes)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Someones been watching too much b-movies.

 

[smashfan666]

(shows stinkomanfan, blargy, and i all in a space with the same texture as the darkness that surrounded us)

(stinkomanfan's mouth was faded into the darkness)

SHUT IT!!! now... if you serve me, and help to bring my rule to smashboards, you will be spared and become second in command of my evil armies. if you refuse, well... you wil be absorbed by the darkness and destroyed... will you help spread my influence?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Do I have to tell people outside of this thread? If yes, I won't. If I don't, then **** yes!

 

[smashfan666]

it's mostly an in-thread thing

(un-fades stinkomanfan's mouth)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Then yes! I've always pondered what being the right hand man of a Psychopathic madman (no offense) would be!

 

[smashfan666]

yesssssss... now we must first start by taking control of a location to make our base on the thread. and i think i know the perfect place....

(later, we launch an attack on the old coliseum, which is now being used as the thread's recharge station)

everyone!!! this recharge station is now the base of smashfan, stinkomanfan, blargy, and our evil army! surrender and we might let you live... AS OUR SLAVES!!!

(shadow demons attack the recharge station and take it's current residents prisoner)

they're gonna be sent to standing up our statues...

 

[StinkomanFan]

I don't remember Blargy agreeing...

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ehhh...why not? I'll do it.

 

[smashfan666]

I don't remember Blargy agreeing

well, i'll take care of HIM. (evil laughing)

(shows that blargy is back in the darkness space, fading into the darkness)

we're keeping him there until he decides

(recharge station is overrun with shadow demons)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Smash? Do you know where my office is? It takes me a while to get used to new environments.

 

[smashfan666]

oh right... shadow demons!

(shadow demons step forward)

build stinkomanfan an office.

(shadow demons build an office with a tv, a water cooler, a game system, and a screen that monitors everything)

let me know if you see something that might interfere with the plans... meanwhile i'll be looking for more recruits to our evil army.

(goes into my own office which looks nearly identical to retro's only mine has a sign above it that says "smashfan666")

(looks at monitor looking at monitored possible recruits)

let's see here... the monarch, nemesis of the venture bros., NOPE! a'aune, leader of the m'arrilians... i'll put him down as a 'maybe'... omnizot, general of the space-nutboogies... i guess so... spat, main villain of 'hamtaro ham ham heartbreak'... definetely! but he'll need to be grown to our size... pokey minch, leader of the pigmask army... i would, but he's still in the absolutely safe capsule... shadow demon! bring omnizot & spat here!

shadow demon: "right away..."

(omnizot & spat are being dragged here)

omnizot: "put me down! I DEMAND IT!!!"

spat: "owowowowOWW!!! you're starting to tuggie my ears!"

now then, you 2 are about to join my evil army alongside stinkomanfan, if you have any complaints, you take them up with me where i will have you personally absorbed into the darkness world...

omnizot: "i deny this! i'm a LEADER, not a follower!"

(darkness absorbs omnizot and destroys him immediately)

too bad, he really had potential. i had feeling for him...

(spat pokes me with his trident)

and now they're gone, you're in!

spat: "(gasp with joy) heheHEEEEEE!!! i'm so exited, i think i... (regaining himself) i mean, i'm sure this is a Mega-Q job, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, MASTAH!!!"

(spat goes off to do someone-in-an-evil-army things)

heheheeeeee, everything falls into place... and everything falls... (evil laughter)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Nice job. *goes in* Oh My God! Free pens! *pockets them* No one must have them. *looks at water cooler* I doubt demonic water tastes good....

 

[smashfan666]

really? (sticks finger into water, feels a stinging sensation) ITCHY!!! ITCHY!!! (takes finger out to scratch, is no longer itchy before i scratch) aaaaaaah (sticks finger back in) ITCHY!!!!! (takes finger out) aaaaaaah.... you're right, SHADOW DEMONS!!! replace this demon water with non-carbonated!

(shadow demons are wearing hazmat suits while putting in the non-carbonated water)

there we go...

spat: "hey, guys. (notices water cooler) OOOH!!! water cooler! (gets a cup of water)"

 

[StinkomanFan]

Something tells me I should stop him, but then again I am evil.

 

[smashfan666]

and again, let me know if you see something that might interfere with our evil plans. i'm gonna go check up with the others...

headmaster: "SMASH!!! that n00b dr. blowhole got stuck in the soda machine trying to get a water bottle!"

dr. blowhole: "hellooooooo, i'm a SEA CREATURE WITH A BIONIC EYE!!!"

headmaster: "aaaaanyway, you might want someone to get him out of there"

dr. blowhole: "NO YOU WON'T!!!"

spat: "MAN we hire fast, pfffhhhthhhhht!"

voltar: "i don't even REMEMBER getting hired! "

 

[mars16]

What the Hell is going on here

*Charging with darkness*

Look at this Army of shadow people.................Were the Hell is Lucas

 

[smashfan666]

that fool must've chickened out... anyway, i have not the time nor the correct arena for you, we'll take this up on the newly-installed rooftop, where you will fight fawful, potential employee of the month! we're doing an office theme here...

Fawful: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! i finally have my moment where i shine like a big, great star that shines into the moon and straight back out!!! you may have eluded-"

yeah yeah yeah, i get it! now fight him already. and don't lose! you're just one strike away from losing employee of the month to spat, again!

(shows the employee of the month wall has 6 spat pictures)

(fawful uses cannons on his hover-chair to zap at mars16)

 

[mars16]

*Dodges*

Nice try Red cape thing *Fire blast*

 

[smashfan666]

fawful: "AAAH!!! (dodge) you deflect back like a caricature drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

(fawful pulls out a giant plane engine & blows mars16 far, far away)

good job, fawful. that guy was getting REALLY annoying!

 

[mars16]

**** I have to get back

*Running at mack speed back to the battle feild*

*Will be back at the battle feild next post*

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "!!! bad news boss, mars16 is heading this way!"

WHAT?!?! bring out your haminator 3000 and destroy him!

spat: "yessir!!!"

(spat's haminator 3000 flies in, crushing mars16 underneath it)

not quite what i had in mind, but whatever, he's gone! i think someone just earned assistant manager alongside stinkomanfan!

spat: "(thinking) YESSSSSS!!!"

 

[mars16]

Get this off me

*Lift up the Haminater 3000 and throws it on Spat Crushing him to oblivion*

Nice try Smashfan but that didn't work although I have to say that was a good move

Thanks to my dark powers (Witch can't be taken away)










....thanks to the gods

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "ouch..."

you will die, nuisance! (imprisons mars16 in the darkness void)

(in the darkness void)

dedede: "hey! someone who'll join us to be here for all eternity with!"

omnizot: "THIS is where you live now... escape is impossible..."

imaginary man: "we've ALL been taken and sent here, we've all tried to escape, but-"

maxxor: "but we just can't find a way out..."

(back at smashbase666)

spat: "it's okay, i somehow got out from under the haminator 3000!"

i think i've found our next target...

(we head for a city in the thread via mobile warship)

 

[mars16]

Don't worry I'll get us out of here

Smashfan seems to forget that I am darkness my self

*mars16 absorbs the darkness, gaining even more power*

Dedede: were out

Maxxor: thanks guy, I'm out of here
Omnizot: yea me to

Were did smashfan and his little imps go hmmmm well he's really not important

Imaginary man: what he's crazy, I'm going after him

Him he gave me more power then traping me HA he's no threat to me, to every else but not me

Dedede: are you leaving us,

Yes, I have nothing else to handle here

Dedede: I'm sticking with you

Are you shore you want to

Dedede: Yea show me the massiveness of your powers

I can't show ou the massiveness but I can show you aliitle bit

*Faces a large mountain then fires a small light of darkness that goes into the Mountain*

Dedede: it did nothing

Shhhhhhhhh......watch *Mars16 closes his hand and the mountain bustes BOOOM*

Dedede: yea I'm going to go now, ummm nice hanging with you


*Dede speeds the hell out of there

 

[Blargy]

*Sitting here* Ya......im getting tired of this place.....

*Teleports out*

I have acquired my teleportation powers again

*Teleports into a secret area to start training my wind powers again*

 

[smashfan666]

(scans town, town disappears, i grow to gigantic size, the town reappears allover me)

MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! you know not what thou hath gotten thyselves into, knaves! lol, i like speaking kings english, but still... you gonna die, mars & blargy! seriously, look at me! i'm a towering industrial golem, how can you POSSIBLY defeat me now?! (evil laughter)

 

[Blargy]

*A whisper in the wind goes by smashfan ear*

I got nature on my side I won't lose

 

[StinkomanFan]

*in my office* I have a sudden feeling everythings going to fail.... Oh well I guess I should enjoy the time I have left. *starts playing on the Wii*