Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

zero: "hahahaaaa, luckily for me, i absorbed a part of your neco power!"

(zero transforms into a fusion of neco arc called Neco Zero)

neco zero: "nya, you are gonna DIE now! NNNNNNNYYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

(neco zero starts roundhouse-kicking retro)

neco zero: "and you, marx! YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY OFFERS FOR ICE CREAM!"

marx: "it's cause you're EVIL! YA' SKUNK-BAG!!!"

(neco zero threw a bomb into marx's mouth, which he then accidentally swallows)

marx: "uh-ooooooooooooooh..."

(bomb explodes, giving marx a horrible stomachache)

marx: "(groaning and shivering in pain)"

MARX!!!

dedede: "c'mon, ya' spit bombs all the time!"

marx: "(angry at dedede) yeah, but i've never SWALLOWED one"

(gives marx some antacid)

marx: "(feeling much better now) thanks..."

now then, hold on retro! i'll help! you're not the only one who zero has a bone to pick!

zero: "heheheeee, yes, you've never had me over for that one game party..."

OH WILL YOU COME OFF IT ALREADY?!

(BZZZZZZRT!!!)

(i open the ab-casing and eats a sandwich, which gives me immense power)

(starts pummeling neco zero and using all my attacks, sooped-up versions at that...)

everyone except myself, and zero: "(wearing cheerleader outfits and... well... cheering...) firecracker! firecracker! 6-boom-bah! smashington! smashington! rah-rah-rah!!!"

neco zero: "okay, that's disturbing..."

meta knight: "(removing cheerleader outfit) yeah, not my size..."

neco zero: "(getting totally assaulted by me, neco arc, and marx) ow! HEY!!! STOP THAT!!! NYA!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

You...

*screens goes black*

Hehehehe....BAM

*screens goes normal again*

Neco Zero, you faced my 1000 punches. All in 1 punch, eat it.

Neco Zero: Nya! Gah, if I'm going down, you go down with me! *sky turns red* I summon the Moon to fall...*smirks*

Me: Dang you...*hits wall* I will kill you if it will be the last thing I do...

Neco Zero: Well, I might as well take down your loved one friend first...*blasts Escargoon, turning him into a trophy*

Me: NO! *kick*

Dedede: *charging hammer* Just...a little bit...more...

Zero: G-ahhhh....

Me: You killed him...you killed Escargoon! *kick* You drugged me, *punch but Neco Zero catches my arm* You attempted to steal my power...*I get knocked down* Ahh!

Neco Zero: Well, yes. After all, business is business.

Dedede: MUUUNSTUR!!! *runs at Zero* You hurt my--

Neco Zero: Yes, yes, I turned your sidekick into a trophy...What is it with you fat arses anyway? I destroyed my friends too, and you don't hear me whining about it! *charge kick*

Dedede: *knocked out*

Neco Zero: I might as well kill you for my pleasure...

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Spoofed off of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzuI...65A34163&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=27

Watch it, it's funny.

 

[Blargy]

*Looks at everyone through a scope*

Looks like hes distracted go Kill zero

*Suddenly formed figures in the shadows silently go up to the battle with strange elemental powers*

 

[smashfan666]

i have an idea...

marx: "you don't mean..."

oh, yes i DO mean... I WILL COLLIDE WITH ZERO AND DESTROY HIM while the rest of you make your escape!

marx: "w... wouldn't you???"

just think of me whenever you view one of my previous posts...

so long, friends... we've been together through many bad times and many good times, but... from now on all we can do is just fight...

(activates jet pack)

GOODBYYYYYYYYYYE!!!

(rockets into neco zero's eye. destroying him... and me... leaving only my viking-style helmet *w/ built-in hair*)

(dark star explodes, everyone gets away... everyone but me...)

*back on smashboards*

narrator: "well... that's it... smashfan is dead... his sacrifice was for the best... it looks like the rest of the team will have to face the gourd without him... (voice breaking) season finale next time on forum fight!!! (bursts into tears)"

(at a funeral for me)

meta knight: "everyone... well... smashfan, colliding into zero... he made the biggest sacrifice of anyone... even bigger that Shadewing, who threw himself into a blast defending him and marx from impending doom... he kept us together through thick and thin alike. and for that, his sacrifice will not be forgotten... because if it weren't for him... well... zero would probably control this world by now..."

galacta knight: "now then... (notices marx is missing) hey, where's marx?!?!"

(cuts to marx at his 'smashfan shrine'. which is filled with posters, figurines, & a statue of me. and many photos of his best times with me. i.e. a strip of photos from the carnival, us battling multiple villains, etc.)

(marx looks up at the statue, saddened. then leaves the room)

(cuts to a depressed marx walking through a desert, as the credits play)

+credits music: milky way wishes credits (orchestral version)+

--CREDITS--

--characters--

Smashfan666 - Main character, deceased

retroantonio - smashfan's sidekick

marx - smashfan's friend

zero - main antagonist, deceased

dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland/one of smashfan's teammates

escargoon - dedede's right-hand/retro's main fandom/one of smashfan's teammates

shadewing - commonly referenced, deceased

meta knight - leader of the meta knights/commander of the halberd/one of smashfan's teammates

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy/one of smashfan's teammates

judge - um, duh...

marie kanker - one of smashfan's teammates/former antagonist

wilfre - commonly referenced, deceased

shadows - shadow marx's foot soldiers

shadow marx - commander of the shadows

the gourd - now-minor antagonist (might become main again if plot is continued)

wham bam jewel - one of smashfan's teammates

nightmare - former guardian of teleportation stone yin, deceased

marx soul - former guardian of teleportation stone yang, deceased

etc.

--locations--

dark star (destroyed)

funeral area

smashfan shrine

the gourd's fortress (not yet explored)

etc.

--transformations--

neco arc (retroantonio)

neco zero (zero)

etc.

all rights reserved, i'm pretty sure by now i don't need to tell you what goes here

And so smashfan gave the ultimate sacrifice...

Seto was never found (we all knew he'd try to bail, so that's why we had a security bracelet glued to his ankle)

Marx fell into a deep depression at the loss of his best friend...

the gourd probably bailed on his plan, i don't know...

Lord Fuse will probably invade and make fusions of everyone...

And so another one bites the dust...

(shows marx looking up at the sky, remembering his best times with me... of which there are a lot so you'll have to try and picture them...)

--THE END?--

 

[RetroAntonio]

What a-about Escargoon?

Escargon: Um, they turned me back. -_-

:D *hugs* But I'm still sad...smashfan...he is...d-dead...

Escargon: I know...*walks away* Too sad...

*sniff* I wish, on you, my shooting star, that smashfan would be alive again...if only.

*star shines* GASP! Could that be?!?! *star gets closer* Marx, get over here, i think smashfan is back!

Marx: WHAT? EEEEEEE

*star is actually a starship and it smashes into us*

O-Oww...

Marx: T_T

Wait, listen.
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Shroob: jfkafijai5305ja9tj8ajg8a8 (WE are finally here, invade now!)

*foot stomping sounds are loud then fade and I pop out from under the ship*

What? Marx, did you hear that? Aliens!

Marx: I don't care...we can't do anything without smashfan...

*sigh* Sadness...

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THIS CHAPTER: SEARCH FOR SMASHFAN
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[smashfan666]

(in blue space with black ground) wh... where am i?

???: "this is (area name withheld)"

why am i here? d... didn't i die?

???: "not exactly, you only sustained heavy damage"

nobody told me i'd be teleported to (area name withheld)!!!

???: "well, when a smashfan like yourself sustains life-threatening action, they get send here"

(a smashfan who looks like mandark appears where ??? was)

then you must be smashfan guron!

smashfan guron: "yes, for when you thought i died when jumping into a pit of lava about to destroy NES world i actually teleported here"

well i got teleported here crashing into zero to stop him from destroying smashboards, and marx, well... he probably misses me already

smashfan guron: "oh yeah! you're Smashfan666! i didn't recognize you without your viking helmet"

my whaaaaaaaaaa?

(notices headgear is missing)

MY HELMET!!!!!

smashfan guron: "oh yeah, about that. you must've lost it in the teleportation beam..."

luckily i always carry a spare (puts on a clown wig)

(notices) AAAH!!! hehe... wrong spare (takes it off and puts on another helmet just like my old one)

THAT'S better...

 

[Blargy]

*Meanwhile back at my secret base*

Go my Wind spirits find and destroy Marx he will become the doom of us all if hes not stopped not......

Rest of my spirits get ready his dark side will soon emerge since his good side is weakened from his lost friend.

*Starts preparing*

 

[smashfan666]

so, i wonder who else got sent here?

smashfan guron: "well, smasfan64 for one..."

64? what happened to him?!

smashfan guron: "well he... he kinda... sorta maybe... i don't know what happened, actually..."

smashfan64: "a rancor landed on my head. the trajectory suggested a coffeeland launch..."

wait, no... COFFEELAND?! my favorite coffee-themed alternate reality?! I LOVE THAT PLACE!!! :D

smashfan64: "hey, so do i! too bad it was overrun with rancors..."

THEY WHAT?!?!?! THOSE DIRTY RANCORS WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!

smashfan guron: "666, i feel your pain... but the thing is, we can't find a way out of here!"

oh... well let's just wait for a...

(an alaskan bull worm comes and eats us)

ALASKAN BULL WORM?!?!?!

(shows us falling down the worm's throat)

smashfan guron: "THIS PLACE LOOKED A LOT SMALLER ON THE OUTSIDE!!!"

I KNOW! I'M NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS!!!

(zooms to the bullworm exiting (area name withheld) and us screaming from inside it)

all of us (except the worm): "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

(back to marx, he is surprised)

escargoon: "what is it?!"

marx: "i had a vision about smashfan..."

escargoon: "and???"

marx: "he's alive! but... i can't tell where he is. it kinda seems like he's falling down a long shaft"

 

[RetroAntonio]

What? Really? Awesome! I say we find him, lemme just think...AGH! I can sense...danger, from smashfan! Danger callings! Luckily, I have a Neco-mobile! *a horn that goes nyanya and the car pops up* See? let's get in.

*everyone gets in*

It's truly beautiful. The radar says that he SHOULD be in...ah! (area name withheld) at (address withheld)

Now, to make sure that Escargoon is safe, he will be sitting next to a cute, powerful, safe, girl cat such as I.

Escargoon: Wha, NO! AH! *gets pulled over with me*

Now be comfortable in the chain seat belts, you aren't getting out.

Butler: Ahem, Neco, would you like some snail dish?

Well, no. I don't eat snails. Only Escargoon is on the dish, winkwink.

Escargoon: FFFFFFF

Butler: So, crab with butter sauce. I see. I'll get it now.

 

[Blargy]

*Suddenly the car starts to compress and implode as the wind is pushing it*

Theres Marx, Spirts get rid of him

*Nero-mobile catches on fire while the inside starts to fill up with boiling water*

I will leave them to you guys

*Walks off and disappear*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Stupid Blargy. Always doing whatever.

Dedede: OWOWOWOWO! That hurts, this water is extremely hot!

*car explodes and everyone flies in different directions*

Ow...*vison blurry* W-Where am I? Uh! Smashfan? Where are we? And who is this Smashfan next to you?
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Dedede: Doh...

Meta Knight: Now where are we? Some sort of forest...?

Dedede: I don't know, I don't care, I just want out!
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Escargoon: *knocked out*

Marx: Now we are lost again...*sigh* Usual...

Galatica Knight: Shut! What is this planet?

 

[smashfan666]

(all of us are screaming as we finally land in the bullworm's stomach)

i think i remember this...

smashfan guron: "yeah, you HAVE been known to go on odd eating rampages..."

...we never speak of that again, right?

smashfan guron: "got it, what happens in the worm STAYS in the worm..."

but yeah, it IS like what people experience during my eating rampages. it's gross... slimy... surprisingly spacious...

smashfan64: "hazardous..."

hazardous...

(villi warrior roars)

smashfan guron: "monster-infested..."

yes, monster-infested... (sniffs) and smells like burned sweat...

smashfan guron: "(noticing someone) and inhabitable!"

yeah, i know!

smashfan guron: "no, really! i think i see someone!"

(also noticing old man in a red baron pilot outfit) yeah, me too! WTPF?!

old man: "hey there, smashfan! i was swallowed by the worm too. the ride down the throat was actually fun! i've been stuck down here a few weeks now..."

smashfan64: "(to audience) this seems awfully familiar, don't it?"

a few weeks? then how come you haven't been (gulp) digested yet?

old man: "aah none a' that's going on over here. just ask the folks 'round here, it's actually a great place to live! if ya' don't mind the smell..."

ah well, this should get us out of here lickety-split!

BEARON GO!!! (bear image roars) ROAR!!!

(claws at the worm's innards and rips them up, the worm vomits us out)

alaskan bull worm: "BLAAAAAAAAAAARF!!! ECHHHH! why the (bleep!) did you just do that?! (runs away)"

...well THAT was anticlimactic...

old man: "hallelujah! fresh air!"

smashfan64: "OUT! WE'RE OUT! YEEEEEEAAAAH!!!"

hmm... now we have to find the others...

(we all set out to search for marx and the others)

narrator: "smashfan and the other 2 smashfans set out to search for the rest of smashfan's team! ugh... the thought of all these smashfans are getting me confused... will they team the find? er... find the team? find out next forum fight on TIME! er... time fight on forum next! i mean... on forum time next fight! i m... GAAAAH! (beep!) IT! JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!"

jeez narrator, chill out...

narrator: "you're right, i'm just a bit stressed... though i don't know how guron managed to get over zel-"

smashfan guron: "DON'T SAY IT..."

narrator: "uuuh, sorr-"

(commercial)

commercial narrator: "do you want to impress a lady friend? are you a pyromaniac with no way to express it? do you like blowing things up?"

ness: "okay!"

commercial narrator: "then you need the (different voice) CRACKER LAUNCHER!"

(ness fires the cracker launcher a few times)

commercial narrator: "another satisfied customer!"

(back to reality)

you ARE the narrator in that commercial in smash fighter!

narrator: "okay, okay, you got me... next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

(uses mind reading on the others to determine their location, i see marx, galacta knight, and escargoon on an alien planet. i see dedede & meta knight in a forest. and retro is right next to me, but i don't see him)

retro is hallucinating! :O c'mon! we have to find the others and save him/her!

 

[RetroAntonio]

Okay, um, why is my vison blurring again?

*wakes up* Uh? *notices I'm being carried by a Yoshi tribe* Uh...AH! *jumps out and runs into forest* Ow, ow ow! Thorns!

Escargon: Did you hear something?

Meta Knight: All I heard was someone being hurt...
Escargoon says he loves DEDEDE in the first few mins of this ep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ccIfEfPShs

 

[Blargy]

Man the wind was to strong....darn Spirts go find Marx we need him dead skip everyone else unless they defend him then take them down as well

 

[smashfan666]

(vision of blargy ends)

they're going to kill marx! quick, we have to find him!

smashfan guron: "we'll take my flying boomerjigger!"

(smashfan guron blows a whistle & a giant boomerang lands right next to us)

smashfan guron: "hop on!"

(cuts to us on the flying boomerjigger)

looks like it's nothing but smooth sailing from here on out!

(we get rammed by another flying boomerjigger, with 3 jockeys on it)

jockey 1: "nice one butch!"

butch: "haha! what should we do now, silo?"

silo: "we claim it! (bonks butch's head) a-doy!"

jockey 3: "right..."

(silo, butch, and the other guy board our boomerjigger)

silo: "a'ight losers, listen up! this boomerjigger is now property of..."

all 3: "THE BOOMER-JACKERS!"

silo: "SILO!"

jockey 3: "ZIPPIT!"

butch: "BUTCH!"

stand back, i'll handle this...

(steps towards silo, holds up a wooden box)

silo: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! you?! gimme a BREAK! wut'cha gonna do? hit us with a BOX?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

it's what's in the box, smartmouth...

(opens box, revealing figurines of star warriors including kit cosmos, sir arthur, soldiers, meta knight, & many more)

silo: "(gazing in awe) you have star warrior figures?!"

yes, and we'll play a game called... (dramatic close up, deep voice) STAR WARRIOR SMASH-UP!

(normal voice) and if you don't have any figures i'd be happy to loan you some of-

silo: "i have star warrior figures, TOO!!! (opening up his own box) check it out!!!"

(silo's box has just as many star warrior figures as mine)

narrator: "betcha' wish they had those in real life, huh?"

silo: "a'ight, i see where this is goin'. we'll play your game. if you win we'll get out of your way and you get our ride. but if you lose, your boomerjigger is ours and you all become part of..."

all 3: "THE BOOMER-JACKERS!!!"

agreed, let's do this!

me and silo: "(holding up figures) STAR WARRIORS, PREPARE!"

+song: Checker Knights+

(area changes to a checkerboard playing field)

smashfan64: "but that's not even on the show!"

me and silo: "STAR WARRIORS, GO!!!"

my first play... KIT COSMOS!

(plays the kit cosmos figurine)

smashfan64: "oh please, it's not going to come to li-"

(figurine comes to life)

smashfan64: "WTF?!?!"

(zoom on kit cosmos figure)

stats (woman's voice): "KIT COSMOS. ATTACKS: SPEAR CRETIN. DEFENSE: ATTACK DEFENSE. SPECIAL ATTACK: RAGE CHARGE."

silo: "well played, my first play... SOLDIER!"

stats: "SOLDIER. ATTACKS: SWORD STRIKE. DEFENSE: SHIELD. SPECIAL ATTACK: CHARGE SWORD"

(soldier figure comes to life)

my first move. kit cosmos attacks soldier!!! rage charge!

stats: "RAGE CHARGE IS A MOVE EXCLUSIVE TO KIT COSMOS. IT MAKES THE FIGURE MOVE TO THE NEAREST OPPONENT, CLAIMING IT'S SPACE AND SENDING THE FIGURE TO THE 'FALLEN SOLDIERS' PILE."

(kit cosmos figure charges to the soldier, and the kit cosmos figure destroys the soldier figure the moment it lands on the space.)

silo: "AAAAAAH! WHAT THE?!"

that's what rage charge does. it destroys the nearest enemy figure and puts kit cosmos on it's space! you must be new at this...

silo: "yeah, i kinda am... but no matter! i just put that soldier there to throw you off track from my REAL plan! my next summon... SIR FALSPAR!"

(silo puts sir falspar on the field and it comes to life)

stats: "SIR FALSPAR. ATTACKS: SWORD BOOMERANG, KNIGHT BEAM. DEFENSE: GUARD. SPECIAL ATTACK: SWORD BEAM."

narrator: "silo has played sir falspar! what will 666 counter with? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[Blargy]

Fire spirits: Hmm its dedede and meta knight.... were not allowed to kill unless interfered so lets slow them down instead

*Other spirits agree*

*Spirits catch the forest on fire*

 

[smashfan666]

silo: "sir falspar attacks kit cosmos! sword boomerang!"

stats: "SWORD BOOMERANG LAUNCHES A SWORD AT THE TARGETED ENEMY, DEFEATING ANY ENEMIES ON THE WAY BACK."

(sir falspar throws the sword at the kit cosmos figurine, destroying it)

very clever... but i summon SIR ARTHUR!

stats: "SIR ARTHUR. ATTACKS: ARTHUR CHOP, KNIGHT BEAM, SWORD BOOMERANG. DEFENSE: GUARD. SPECIAL ATTACK: SWORD BEAM."

sir arthur attacks sir falspar! knight beam!

stats: "KNIGHT BEAM LAUNCHES AN ELECTRIC BEAM AT TARGETED ENEMY, PARALYZING HIM FOR THREE TURNS"

(lightning hits sir falspar, freezing him in place)

silo: "well i summon another soldier. soldier! shield!"

(the soldier figure puts up a shield)

then i put in my best figure in play...

silo: "oh no... you don't mean?!?!"

yes... i summon... (puts a meta knight figure down) META KNIGHT!!!

stats: "META KNIGHT. ATTACKS: META CHOP, KNIGHT BEAM, DRILL RUSH. DEFENSE: META GUARD. SPECIAL ABILITIES: RETURN FROM THE DEAD. SPECIAL ATTACKS: MACH TORNADO, META SWORD BEAM."

sir arthur attacks soldier! sword beam!

stats: "SWORD BEAM LAUNCHES A BEAM OF LIGHT DIRECTLY AT THE TARGET ENEMY AND REMOVES IT FROM PLAY."

(sir arthur attacks the soldier figure with the sword beam, destroying it)

now then, your turn...

silo: "hmm... well sir falspar is my only one left. and he's paralyzed, so i can't really do much of anything..."

english, man, english!

silo: "(coming to his senses) i'm screwed..."

and my turn, meta knight attacks sir falspar! mach tornado!

stats: "MACH TORNADO IS A MOVE USABLE ONLY BY META KNIGHT. IT ENGULFS ANY OPPONENTS WITHIN A 5X5 SQUARE RADIUS OF META KNIGHT IN FLAMES, AND DRAWING ANY OPPONENTS IN A 7X7 SQUARE RADIUS CLOSER."

a good move for if you're surrounded ;D

(meta knight uses the mach tornado, which sucks sir falspar in.)

silo: "(realizing he just lost) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

(we get sent back to the collided boomerjiggers)

zippit: "what do we do now, boss?"

silo: "...LET'S GTFO!!!"

(butch, zippit, & silo get back on their own boomerjigger and fly off)

smashfan guron: "well, we better get going!"

yep. next stop: the moon!

(zoom in on the moon. and then marx, who is on the moon.)

(we fly the bomerjigger to the moon)

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RetroAntonio]

...They need those figures in real life...
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Ah! OW! *bumps into Meta Knight* S-Sorry Meta....I was just running...wait! Meta Knight, Marx! Escargon! You're all here...but where's everyone else?

Meta Knight: We don't know where anyone is...you're the first person to find us...

Escargoon: AND NOW WE ARE LOST!

Well, I'm sure we can find our way out...somehow.

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*In the recked battle feild*

Yes now I can go and defeat my enemy's....thanks to orhpise

I think I'm going to check my stats before I look for them

+Mute city+ theme music

-Power stats--Hero side
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Atk Power: 8.5
Atk speed: 9.5
Dash speed: 10
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Elemantal powers
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Fire- Hitstun 8.0
Ice- Hitstun 7.4
Electrick-Hitstun 9.0
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-Power stats--Evil side
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Atk power: 10
Atk speed: 9.5
Dash speed: 10
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Elemental powers
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Darkness: Hitstun alot
???????????
??????
________

Currently on: Good side
___________________________________

*Dashes off to find Hadas, Bowser and Baby Bowser*

 

[smashfan666]

(landing on the moon)

where's marx?

smashfan guron: "marx?! you mean the jester, bat winged, 'it was all according to my perfect little plan' marx?!"

yeah...

smashfan guron: "oh, then i don't see him anywhere..."

darnit! we've just been lead on a wild goose chase!

(notices some kind of plant sprout)

think i should pick that thing?

smashfan guron: "sure. i mean, we're gonna need SOMETHING to eat when we go out to find the others"

(plucks the sprout, revealing it to be a plant-like creature)

waitaminit....

(one minute later)

that's not food! that's a plant-man-leaf-thing

(plant thing stares at me with interest)

hmm...

(one hour later)

(me, the other 2 smashfans, and the plant-like thing *pikmin, if you haven't figured it out by now * are in the woods searching for the others)

okay, we're bound to find someone!

(notices a yellow tip)

marx?

(we follow the yellow thing and discover a yoshi tribe)

uuuuuuuh... (using yoshi's taunt) yahee!!!

(yoshis stare at each other)

(yoshis do what i just did)

??? (uses yoshi's down-B move) boing! PAH!

(the yoshis do that, too)

(puts on sunglasses, starts dancing to disco music)

(yoshis put on sunglasses & start dancing, too)

(yoshi tribe chief comes in)

yoshi chief: "alright alright alright, what's going on here?!"

oh, one that can talk... these yoshis are kind of copying me, what does it mean when they do that?

yoshi chief: "oh, you mean my cousins."

your... what?

yoshi chief: "my cousins. they don't have vocal chords so they communicate through gestures..."

yoshi 1: "(backflip, taunt, egg throw, jump)"

translation bar: "what's up with the Smashfans?"

yoshi 1: "(taunt, taunt, jump, egg throw, taunt, yoshi bomb, taunt)"

translation bar: "do you think they're finally getting it?"

yoshi 2: "crouch, crouch, jump, left dash, right dash, crouch, crouch"

translation bar: "yes."

oh... well, what does it mean when they tie you up?

yoshi chief: "oh, that just means that they're trying to be annoying..."

yoshis: "(both tie up smashfan guron and walk around with him for a bit)"

translation bar: "lol we're annoying, lol we're annoying, lol we're annoying, lol we're annoying..."

yoshi chief: "if the tying-up of someone was meant for lunch, the ropes would be surrounded with flowers..."

...was it when retro was tied up?

yoshi chief: "lolwho?"

retroantonio?

yoshi chief: "oh, no. that was just meant to play a joke on him... he wasn't into THAT..."

yeah... I could have told you that, man...

(both of us laugh for a few seconds)

yoshi chief: "he went into the rose bushes, over there (points to rose bushes)"

thanx! see ya' later!

(me, smashfan guron, smashfan64, and the pikmin enter the bushes.)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Do you hear rustling?

Meta Knight: I do...

*sees pikmin* Aw! It's so cute. Wait...

Marx...look!

*LEGASP*

*a dragon ah*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Hmmm...I see them

*Dashes towards them*

Look its mars16.....aren't you supposed to be helpi...(punched)

Take that

Hadas: What the... You turn agianst us...well if thats how it going top be

You can't take on all three of us by yourself

Hmmmm...I'll try (Dashes at Bowser)

Baby Bowser: Don't forget me (Bashes mars from the side

**** you

*Charges for a fire blast*

*Meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

WTPF?!

(a dragon ah)

wait... what's that it's in?!

(computer virus is containing the dragon)

+song: V.S. battle windows+

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red dragon startled everyone with it's presence.
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marx: "computer virus... so we meet again!"

(we start smacking the red dragon like crazy)

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32 points of damage to red dragon.
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HP: 62
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Smashfan666 and co. attacked.
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(whispering) it expects us to attack!

BEARON GO! (super nintendo graphic bear image roars) ROAR!!! (claws at red dragon)

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49 points of damage to red dragon
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HP: 13
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red dragon scratched it's talons
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(slicing talons are launched by the dragon graphic)

GUARD MODE!!!

(we all assume defensive positions and the talons are deflected)

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Smashfan666 and co. avoid the attack!
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(we all attack the dragon)

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Smashfan666 and co. attacked!
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(red dragon explodes)

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red dragon was defeated!
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(each name after the name of points determines who the points are exclusive to)

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gained 20 exp. points! (all) (not that it matters)
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gained 13 tenderness points! (all)
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gained 16 awesomeness points! (smashfan666)
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gained 15 mask shine points! (meta knight)
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gained 19 neco points! (retroantonio)
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gained 20 galactic points! (galacta knight)
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gained 12 greediness points! (dedede)
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gained 15 sluggyness points! (escargoon)
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gained 12 wing crystal shimmer points! (marx)
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gained 14 smashfan legend points! (smashfan guron)
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gained 64 N64 points! (smashfan64)
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gained 50 friendship points! (all)
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escargoon: "(sarcastically) oh goody. CV got an upgrade..."

it's good to be with the rest of you again!

smashfan guron: "now let's go get blargy!"

meta knight: "i have a method of getting there (whistles)"

+song: T... Th... THIS!!!+

(halberd docks)

meta knight: "let's go!"

(we all get on the halberd and take off)

 

[Blargy]

Jeez you spirits you can't even slow them down? At least burn the forest in the right place!

Well there in the air now so there screwed hehe

*Sends The wind spirits towards the halberd which starts making the halberd go crazy*

Ok fire spirits make sure you do your job right

Fire spirits: All we need to do is burn the ship correct?

Yes.....

*Fire spirits starts to burn the halberd in random spots across the place*

Water and earth follow me

*Walks away with the water and earth spirits*

 

[smashfan666]

meta knight: "nice try, but that won't work. the halberd is made of reinforced steel lithium"

doesn't that stuff explode?

meta knight: "...oh shi-"

(halberd explodes. we're all falling down a chasm)

meta knight: "WHY DOES THE HALBERD ALWAYS HAVE TO EXPLOOOOOOOOOOODE?!?!?!"

(we all fly on smashfan guron's giant flying boomerjigger)

we... we're alive?!

marx: "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!! WE'RE ALIIIIIIVE!!!! (breakdancing)"

next stop: blargy's new fortress!

(boomerjigger flies toward blargy's new fortress at high speed)

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Burn ****er

*Baby Bowser dodges, the blast only strikes Hadas and Bowser*

Hadas: **** you, I have no time for this..Bowser you take him out, im outa here

You coward...well then

Baby Bowser: I'm by your side Father let us kill

*They dash at mars16*

O really *leaps into the sky then comes down with a skull bash to Baby Bowsers Head*

*Boom*

Baby Bowser: Oww that hurts alot (Passes out)

Now DIE...fINAL FLASH *******************

*Kills Baby Bowser*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gOES ON FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS

............................................................................

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I'll kill you mars16....you will not get away with this

......I'm not trying to get away

shut up *Blastes his fire breath at mars16

*meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

(at blargy's castle)

(we burst in)

DING DONG!!! you 9-serving delivery of 'just desserts' is here!!!

robo-guards: "(become huger, more threatening-looking forms) i don't think so..."

(holds up magic potato of power) I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! (becomes huger)

super robo-guards: "uh-oh..."

(squashes robo-guards. returns to normal size)

now let's get to the control room!!!

(we all run for blargy's control room)

robo-guard: "wait! who's going to shut that door?!"

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Ha you miss...and now its my turn

*mars16 dashes at Bowser with a barriage kick =From the episode of naruto were Sasuke kicks the guy in the air...its the first match= the kicks him down to the ground*

****m he's to fast

Time to die Bowser.....Voltage Blast *BOOOOOMMMMBOOOOBMMOMOOBM......ugh*

*Kills Bowser*

HAha...Time to catch up with Hadas


+Super Mario 3/Battle ship theme+

 

[RetroAntonio]

Hmm...let's see. I see alot of buttons on this keyboard...what should I press? Well, better not waste time guessin'! Nya. *presses all the buttons in a frenzy*

COMPUTER: BASE SHUTTING DOWN SELF DESTRUCTION SOON

See guys, I can do things other than...fight. *roboguards charge into the room*

Guards: We cannot allow to escape. Prepare to be erriacated.

Erriacated? I don't even know what that means!

Dedede: I think it means eaten.

Marx: No, no it means they...THEY JUST WANNA KILL US! FIGHT!

 

[pickle962]

I ridin in a taxi when all of a sudden.....

 

[Blargy]

*Back at a distance looking over the base*

hehe they fell for it did they really think I would be in my own base waiting for them?

Earth spirits you know what to do and wind don't let them take flight make sure they perish here.

*The earth under ground everyone begins to crack and everyone falls into a huge crack thats closes over themas they hit the ground*

 

[smashfan666]

*eating rampage kicks in*

(inhaling) HWAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

(spits them out at the wall)

(we run for the exit. a giant robo-guard is blocking the way out)

giganto-guard: "you'll never escape!"

grr...

meta knight: "smash! (throws me a torch) suck up this torch!"

(inhales torch, becomes fire smashfan)

giganto-guard: "uh-oh..."

robo-guard: "someone shut this mutha(bleep!)ing door!!! oooooooh (bleep!) it's fire smashfan..."

stand down, robo-guard!!!

robo-guard: "i didn't say nothin!!!"

not you, the big one!!!

giganto-guard: "ha! you don't scare me!"

escargoon: "blargy sure makes his robots smartmouths..."

(uses fire beams on the robo guard, burning him, and the robo-guard next to him. the place explodes but we get out in time)

okay, blargy isn't at his new fortress... let's go and find him!

(we all set out to find blargy. Virus Alert plays)

Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please...

We wanna give you a warning, cuz' i found out this morning 'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus...

If you should get an e-mail with the subject StInKy cHeEsE...

Better off not taking your chances

Under no circumstances should you open it,

Or else it will...

Translate your documents into swahili...

Make your TV record giili...

Lootry your pets and give your laundry static cling...

LOOK OUT!

It's gonna make your computer screen freeze...

LOOK OUT!

Erase the easter eggs off your DVDs...

LOOK OUT!

Erase your hard drive and your backups, too

And the hard drive of anyone related to you!

VIRUS ALERT!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!

Forward this message onto everybody...

Soon, very soon, It will make all the paint peel off your walls...

It'll make your keyboard all sticky, Give your poodle a hickey...

And invest your cash & stock in EURO-DISNEY!

Then it will tie up your phone, Making crank long-distance calls...

It'll set your clocks back an hour, Pestry clogging the shower,

So just trash it now,

Or else it will...

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie...

Legally change your name to Reggie...

Even mess up the PH balance in your pool...

LOOK OUT!

It's gonna melt your face right off your skull...

LOOK OUT!

And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull...

LOOK OUT!

And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep...

LOOK OUT!

And make you physically attracted to sheep!

LOOK OUT!

Steal your identity and your credit cards!

LOOK OUT!

Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards!

LOOK OUT!

And cause a major rift in time and space! And leave a bunch of twinkie wrappers all over the place!

That's right it's a

VIRUS ALERT!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!

Forward this message onto everybody!

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody!

Tell everyone, You know tell everybody now...

If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born,

So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your pr0n...

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down,

Drop it in a 43-ft. hole in the ground,

Bury it completely, Rocks & boulders should be fine,

Then burn all the clothes you may have worn anytime you were alive...

VIRUS ALERT!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!

Forward this message onto everybody

VIRUS ALERT!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!

Forward this message onto everybody

VIRUS ALERT!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!

Forward this message onto everybody!

Warn all your friends send this to everybody!

Tell everyone, You know tell everybody now!

What are you waiting for?!

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!

HIT! SEND! RIGHT! NOOOOOOOOOW!!!

(meanwhile, back at the destroyed fortress)

robo-guard: "none of you heard me! SHUT THE STUPID MUTHA(bleep!)ING DOOR ALREADY!!!"

(door falls on the guard's remains)

robo-guard: "...thanks"

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Hmm this energy I'm filling....no I don't want that type of energy...I refuse to take this dark energy

*Powers down*

I can't take on Hadas Powered down....I'll have to wait awhile

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

YEEEES!

So where do we go next? *whoop...whoop...whoop*

River? Mountain? Big Hill?!?! Who wrote this script?

*Dora waves*

FFFFF

 

[smashfan666]

(3 crazy robots made out of random junk invade the boomerjigger)

junkbot A: "we have been sent by blargy to exterminate you!"

junkbot B: "yeah, and we wanna kill you, too!"

junkbot A: "that's what i just said... >:|"

junkbot B: "yeah, but that was too inunderstandable for my undarmation"

junkbot C: "undarmation?! NOW who's inunderstandable?!"

junkbot A: "STOP FIGHTING AND FIGHT! you 2 are complete knuckleheads, THAT'S what you are... but not as much as (points to a random direction) that pair of 'Good-Time Charlies'!!!"

charlie 1: "we're knuckleheads? (exited) OOOH! nobody ever told us THAT before!"

charlie 2: "c'mon, charlie! let's go have a good time!"

(good time charlies skip off to have, well, a good time!)

(earthbound boss battle tone plays)

+song: Battle Against an Unsettling Opponent+

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|Junkbot A and it's cohorts attacked!|
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(music stops)

junkbot A: "na na hangonhangonhangonhangonhangonhangon. we aren't doing that!"

(junkbots slice us with old tin cans. but we defeat them with a single punch)

well that was epic fail...

junkbot A: "you win this round, smashfan. but we'll be back! with more garbage..."

junkbot B: "(on intercom) we've failed, master blargy! send for the junkberd!"

(a trashily-built version of the halberd appears)

junkbot A: "beware master blargy! he is stronger than you think!"

(junkberd takes off)

marx: "woah... they made an epic huntik reference and then left..."

now... where to find blargy's hideout...

(flier hits my face, i take it off)

EUGH... airborne garbage! (notices the location of blargy's base is written on it)

hey, wait!

it says.

|------blargy's base.-----|
|-45120 deathfort LN.-|
|--come if you DARE!--|

c'mon! let's go to 45120 deathfort lane! don't be afraid of anything, cuz' with the combination of my awesome...

meta knight: "my sword..."

marx: "my power..."

dedede: "my hammer..."

escargoon: "(holding up orb) my orb..."

marie: "my... (holds up fist) fists of fury?"

galacta knight: "my galactic energy..."

smashfan guron: "my ultimate powers of smash..."

smashfan64: "my command over the undead...."

wham bam jewel: "(appears near the boomerjigger) my crystalline prowess..."

that's not even a real phrase and it's a good example...

and retro's neco powers. we can bring down blargy!

so what do you say, do it for all the threads?

all of us: "(raising fists high in the air) FOR SMASHBOARDS!"

alright! next stop: 45120 deathfort lane!

(boomerjigger heads for 45120 deathfort lane)

 

[Jonkku]

[off-topic vent]
What the hell happened to this thread since I last checked it? (which was like 4 or 5 months ago, can't remember. Possibly more.)

It has turned from a simple forum game (Posts were pretty much "*blocks above attack somehow* *attacks next poster somehow*") into a freaking fanfic. Seriously, go to Creative Minds.
[/off-topic vent]

Edit: For anyone who cares; check the previous page unless you already did, there was quite a long post there.
Edit2: I just noticed that "hell" isn't censored.. Nice, I prefer it over a certain F-word anyway.

 

[mars16]

[off-topic vent]
What the hell happened to this thread since I last checked it? (which was like 4 or 5 months ago, can't remember. Possibly more.)

It has turned from a simple forum game (Posts were pretty much "*blocks above attack somehow* *attacks next poster somehow*") into a freaking fanfic. Seriously, go to Creative Minds.
[/off-topic vent]

Edit: For anyone who cares; check the previous page unless you already did, there was quite a long post there.

It makes me think that to..

Maybe its my fault somehow

 

[smashfan666]

[off-topic vent]
What the hell happened to this thread since I last checked it? (which was like 4 or 5 months ago, can't remember. Possibly more.)

It has turned from a simple forum game (Posts were pretty much "*blocks above attack somehow* *attacks next poster somehow*") into a freaking fanfic. Seriously, go to Creative Minds.
[/off-topic vent]

Edit: For anyone who cares; check the previous page unless you already did, there was quite a long post there.

marx: "shut up, finness. if you don't like it, why don't you just become an antagonist after we're finished with blargy? besides, you probably haven't seen the first credit sequence, my god it was EPIC!!! (kicks finness off the boomerjigger)"

(lands at blargy's hideout at 45120 deathfort lane... an abandoned cake factory...)

(we burst in... again...)

we're here, blargy! no longer will you bring a threat to smashboards with your evil worse-than-i-used-to-be-considered ways!

(we notice a zombie army in his control)

all of us: "(panic & screaming)"

stand back! (inhales water cup, turns into water smashfan, drowns zombies)

 

[RetroAntonio]

No, smashfan666...s-she's right...it was more randomly fun before...I say just end the plot after we beat Blargy...

 

[mars16]

**** Hadas has escape into the neither world

I'll have to stop chasing him

Where ever SHDM is we will meet again

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Waiting to fight someone