well... the others and i *including escargoon* will be in the forum fight that I think is going on...
*gets on marx, we all fly off the burning halberd, but Mecha Knight follows*
Mecha Knight: "TAUNT: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE."
meta knight: "you again?!"
escargoon: "(sigh) DOESN'T THIS GUY EVER QUIT?!"
Mecha Knight: "QUERY: NO."
IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!
Mecha Knight: "WITTY COMEBACK: (sparks fly off) TOUGH NOOGIES."
marx: "what the-"
(more sparks fly off of Mecha Knight)
Mecha Knight: "THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY- OUT OF PORK CHOPS!- HOUSTON, WE HAVE A- FACELIFT- SURGERY! OR GO TO JAIL!- AND AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE MARVIN THE MARTIAN!- KNOW WHAT YOU SOW SEW SEEW SO SOO, BZZT! KRRT! BRRT!"
it looks like Mecha Knight is broken!
meta knight: "but how?"
i guess he must've been hit HARD when he bonked himself on that rock pillar...
Mecha Knight: "GLXPTZNKTZSPTHVQN!"
i think he's trying to tell us something!
dedede: "?!! all I heard was "GLXPTZNKTZSPTHVQN"!"
(Mecha Knight sparks and falls)
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Back at the mysterious new villain's base
???: "how is my plan going so far, my faithful servant?"
shadow marx: "it's going great so far, however we are having problems with the control chip. oh, and the androids are down..."
???: "WHAT?!?!"
shadow marx: "i'm sorry, just give me one more chance! i know i'll do it!"
???: "...alright... but no matter wether you result in getting him here or something, you never bring this matter up AGAIN!!!"
shadow marx: "got it, and thank you!"
(shadow marx runs off, ??? turns his chair the opposite he was facing earlier, now towards a holo-table)
???: "but of course, shadow marx and his army will never pull it off..."
*holo-table views the park-n-flush (the trailer park) and then the kanker sisters*
???: "but i think i know 3 who might..."
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Later, in the trailer park
(??? puts on a dark cloak and hood, he knocks on a familiar trailer, and 3 familiar girls open the door. one was buck-teethed and had blonde hair, one had red hair that completely covered both her eyes, and one had blue hair and one eye covered. you should know who they are now *shudder*)
lee: "yeah?"
???: "yes. i would like to enlist you in my-"
lee: "wait a sec, i recognize THIS! (rips off cloak, is surprised, as are the other 2)"
(??? puts his cloak back on)
???: "sorry you had to see that... now, about my evil army..."
marie: "forget it..."
may: "yeah, we've fallen for THAT before..."
lee: "yeah, so i think them and i are just gonna go back in-"
???: "(grabs the kankers) COME BACK HERE!"
(??? takes them back to his secret base)
narrator: "what is going on?! the new villain has taken the kanker sisters and is forcing them to work for him! will they accidentally accept? will our heroes figure it out? and whatever happened to blargy? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!! available in 6 designer colors... lol..."
oh... and there is the coliseum, but it's all the way on the other side of the thread, only the best of the best can make it. think any of you can do it?
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