Forum Fight!!!!

[Tacel]

*Thrusts sword at StinkomanFan*
Argh!
Oh... the sheath's still on.

 

[smashfan666]

(we go back out to search for the new bad guy)

------------
Meanwhile, at the new bad guy's secret fortress...

???: "heheheeeee, all is going according to plan. the kankers are still after them, now all i need to do is destroy everything and brainwash everyone, and then smashboards is ALL MINE! isn't that right?"

(new bad guy/??? is revealed to be... THE GOURD!)

the gourd: "...timber? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!"

------------
back where we are, which is now CN City. which is completely destroyed...

marx: "huh... CN City... i always wondered what happened to this place"

Man... this is a long way...

(a hologram of the gourd appears)

(GASP!) THE GOURD?!?!

marx: "THE GOURD?!?!"

escargoon: "THE GOURD?!?!"

wham bam jewel: "THE GOURD?!?!"

meta knight: "THE GOURD?!?!"

galacta knight: "THE GOURD?!?!"

dedede: "SOME GUY I DON'T KNOW?!?!"

some guy we don't know: "sup? (he notices the gourd) THE GOURD?!?!"

the gourd: "HAHAHAAAAAA! YES IT IS I WHO IS THE VILLAIN YOU'VE BEEN AFTER THIS WHOLE TIME!"

(the judge from court walks by and notices the gourd)

judge: "(gasp) THE GOURD!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIE!!!"

(judge passes out, i wave a paper gavel in front of his face, he wakes up)

judge: "thanks, smash... (notices the gourd again) AAAAAH!!! I WASN'T DREAMING!!! THE GOURD IS REAL!!!"

(judge runs away in terror)

(hand in a dark alley drags me in)

unknown shadow character: "shh... be careful when around the gourd! he's been forcing people to join his evil army! he even tried getting all 3 of us!"

huh?

(one of the shadow characters is revealed to be eddy, the other 2 are obviously ed & double-d)

hey, you're the-

eddy: "shh... shut it! you wanna blow our cover?!"

my lips are sealed.

double-D: "and we know who the kanker who won't join the gourd is!"

(awkward silence)

do you know?

eddy: "yes..."

are you gonna tell me?

eddy: "yyyyyyyeeeeees..."

now?

eddy: "mnh-mnh. not now, not here. later, in the sewers. where he can't find us!"

why the sewers?

eddy: "have you smelled how BAD it is down there?! he wouldn't DARE go in there!"

narrator: "the eds have appeared! and they know who the kanker who ISN'T going to turn to the gourd is! but they'll only tell him if they meet in the sewer system. which one will it be? will smash's friends understand how he has to find out?"

marx: "yeah, we will..."

narrator: "ugh... why did you have to say that?"

marx: "well what else was i going to say? 'i don't know'? then i don't know."

narrator: "GET OUT OF MY NARRATION SEQUENCE!"

dedede: "hey guys, what's going on?"

marx: "this guy's narrating..."

dedede: "oh..."

narrator: "HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP GETTING IN HERE?!?!"

Marx: "front door"

narrator: "SHUT... UP!!! ...anyway. next time on FORUM FIGH!!!!"

 

[mars16]

*Still destroying the city untill*

HAHAHA........wHAT THE

*A portal apairs and sucks mars16 in*

What where am I.....this is.........

HELL RAISER: This is Hell

WH.....Why am I here....What now

HELL RAISER: I'll have to stop you and your shadow partners plans

What for

HELL RAISER: Because, you've gave life back to too many dead people and now you work for me

WHAT

*meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Narrator is a good char. Anyways, where is Seto? :C

Anyways, Ed Edd n Eddy, you guys! I've seen you on the TV, you should go in the Earth wor--

Marx: *covers my mouth and whispers "Don't say it, you'll cause a time paradox!"* He was just talking...about things. Not about you. Yes.

Okay...anyways. Alright, to the sewers! I'll make it quick. *uses transition effect* There. Now we are in sewers...um, LOOK! There is The Edds, being SURROUNDED! By...what are those? T-They look like Shadewing!

*they look at us*

 

[smashfan666]

shadow walker: "shadewing?! don't even TALK about HIM!"

shadow walker: "he isn't even TRYING to be like us!"

shadow walker: "our names aren't even shadewing! we all have different ones, like all you!"

shadow walker: "yeah, mine is stumperkill"

shadow walker: "mine is throatslice"

stumperkill: "(to the third one) and yours?"

shadow walker: "...norman?"

(stumperkill and throatslice laugh)

marx: "whatever, you gotta die anyway"

(marx flies right through the shadow walkers)

(shadow walkers dissolve)

marx: "the shadow walkers are done for, nothing to fear!"

(we consult with the eds)

------------
Afterwards...

escargoon: "so the one that wasn't going to follow the other 2 is... MARIE?"

marx: "who knew?"

yeah, who knew?

dedede: "...i'll get the 'happy dedede' champagne! *runs off and comes back drinking said champagne* (drunkenly) duh, i've got fighter 50 times more! *falls over*"

narrator: "ugh... where's a time machine when you just wanna go back and keep them from discovering alcohol?"

marx: "them what would root beer have been based on?"

narrator: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"

...i guess we should get back to the adventure now. i call this part...

THE GREAT SEWER
OFFENSIVE!

 

[RetroAntonio]

Yay! So, what do we do? The Gourd is out.

 

[smashfan666]

oh right...

i say we first find a safe way out of the sewers, then we find marie, and then find the fortress of (and defeat) The Gourd!

(we ride a conveniently located boat through the sewers in a montage where The Fire by Reel Big Fish plays)



I Wanna say it like i mean it!

We're low on scoreboards you know...

You know it's time to believe it!

But all together we could be strong!

I Wanna name who's to blame for the misery & pain, it's a shame all the shame that we've laid down and play their game!

oo-oo-oo-oo!

GET MORE ROCK!

GET MORE NIGHT!

We got the fire but does it mean anything?

We got the fire tonight!

We wanna fight but will it change anything?

Will that make it all right?

Alright...




I know i'll say it but i'll say it!

(i'll say it!)

There's something rotten, beware!

(Everywhere...)

And you're ashamed to admit it!

(Ah-eh-aaaah!)

And if i knew ya' just don't care, Well they will put you away for the things that you say, And we'll not pioneer, well, cuz' we're gonna make you pay!

oo-oo-oo-oo!

GET MORE ROCK!

GET MORE TONIGHT!

We got the fire but does it mean anything?

We got the fire tonight!

We wanna fight but will it change anything?

Will that make it all right?

Alright...

oo-oo-oo-oo!

(oo-oo-oo-oo...)

oo-oo-oo-oo!

(oo-oo-oo-oo...)

We got the fire...

The fire tonight...

We got the fire...

THE FIRE TONIGHT!!!








(we got the fire but does it mean anything?)

We got the fire tonight!

We wanna fight but will it change anything?

Will that make it all right?

We got the fire but does it mean anything?!

We got the fire tonight!!

We wanna fight but will it change anything?!

Will that make it all right?!

Will that make it all right?!

Will that make it all right?!

Will that make it all right?!

Will that make it all right?!

Will that make it all right?!

(heeeeeeeeeey)

ALRIGHT!!!

 

[Blargy]

God I can't believe theses guys hasn't been shot yet.....

*Sends destructive wind through the sewers*

Now this should be interesting to watch

 

[smashfan666]

i got an idea! weeeeeeeeee rock da' boat!

meta knight: "uh..."

-_- let's just do it...

(we all start making the boat jump up and down)

all of us: "ROCK DA' BOAT!"

escargoon: "don't rock da' boat, baby!"

all of us: "ROCK DA' BOAT!"

meta knight: "don't rock da' boat baby!"

all of us: "ROCK DA' BOAT!"

dedede: "don't rock da' boat, baby!"

(continues)

violent wind: "AAAAAAAARGH!!! I CAN'T STAND THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!"

(violent wind dies down)

IT WORKED! now then... let's 'rock da' boat' on out of here!

(the boat jumps up and down on towards an exit)

 

[Rukako]

*Is watching everybody through a tv*

O_o;;

Why are we watching this again?

Shadow: Because it would be interesting to see them kill one another. And when one dies, then we can steal the body, and examine it, so we can perform the operation on you with more success~!

Drop the operation, already, please. I don't wanna die, just yet.

Shadow: That's why we steal a body. :3

God -bleep- it. I hate this. TT_TT

 

[Blargy]

......

*Blows open doors and floats into Rukako base*

ya.....whats on T.V.? Hey I see myself!

*Chops the camera above my head*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Alright. Alright, now. I sense the evil ahead. Let's go.

???: It's about time...HAHAHH! *reveals self to be Zero (from Kirby)*

Zero: I wish to not kill you, because I have nothing against you...only Saturn Dee. *send a PSI cage at me, which I get trapped in* Take him away, we must harness that ribbons power.

Saturn Dee: Ah! Dang it, you let you you motherf--*gets teleported away*

Zero: I dare you to try and find me. * disappears*

 

[smashfan666]

well that was a setback... now we have to find retro, too!

unknown: "i'll help you out..."

(unknown walks closer and is uncovered as marie)

dedede: "well that's one thing off the list..."

----
LIST

|_| Get out of sewer.

|O| Find marie.

|_| FiNd rEtRo.

|_| Get to the gourd's fortress.

|_| Defeat the gourd.

|_| Celebrate with big shindootenanybaloo.

|_| Pick up bananas.
----

well, we better find retro...

(we all start getting in the boat)

everyone in the boat! go! go! go! shoot!

(we all are in the boat and are now looking for retro)

 

[Rukako]

*Shadow Ruka breaks a camera in a single hand*

Shadow: YOU IMBECILE!! HOW THE **** DID YOU GET HERE?!?!

Language, woman, language!! O_o;;

Shadow: Ah, shut up! While he's here, I might as well kill him, too!

*I'm pushed aside by my shadow, who starts up the drill and saw and has robots (Who are strong against every little attack) grab Blargy. She then goes up to me, and grabs me by the collar*

Shadow: We're combining, now!

Wait, wait, WAIT!!

*I'm knocked out, and then the usual...robot-human thing. In less than a second, both lazers are aimed, and ready to fire at Blargy*

 

[Blargy]

*Blows wind everywhere causing the robots to fly back*

It may not hurt them but I can still move them

Oh and you left the backdoor open when you put your dog out

Uhhh....and about your dog......

*Starts flying threw the base*

 

[RetroAntonio]

*I appear on the boat* Hey guys...um, this might be hard to explain, but this is not me, but a projection of me, made by PSI. It's about half the strength I am, but it can still fight and it can help. Now, I dunno where I'm trapped, but I may be able to find out...but gimme a sec. *finds psychic link* Aha! I'm trapped in Darkstar. We need to get going then, I'm unconscious over there.

-------------
But not related to story beyond this point
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I'll eat Rukako's base! *NOM* I'm biting into it! *shoots lasers at Blargy and Rukako*

 

[smashfan666]

the exit's coming up!

marx: "yeah, we're going to escape! we're gonna bust out!"

(vision-checks the surface and sees blocky sitting on the manhole cover)

uh-oh...

*BOMP!*

(we all fall in the sewage)

nope... blocky stopped us...

(blocky moves off the manhole cover, though we don't notice)

okay, one giant rock monster... is REALLY heavy. if we all push together... maybe we could at least budge it!

galacta knight: "hmm... it's risky, but it's worth a shot!"

okay, on the count of 3!

(crouch) 1...

(crouch) 2...

(JUMP!) 3!

(the manhole cover comes off easier than we thought)

that was easy...

(we all start looking for retro)

okay... a waddle dee with a mr. saturn ribbon, that should be easy to spot, right?

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ah, but thats where you are wrong. If this is CN World, then the best place I'd say to go to get closer to Dark Star is, Retro World! *opens portal and we all go in* -FLASH-

Woah, I am all pixelly and all...and...my colors are off...this is so cool! *runs around in circles* But wait...my speech is text instead of voice. It's weird to me. Hmm. But cool still! What system is this? NES? Probably. What game is this...well judging by that ninja over there, I'm guessing it's Ninja Gaiden. I'm sure we can figure this out. Maybe we can ask the nice ninja there if we can go--*he attacks* AH

 

[smashfan666]

ninja: "(noticing me) hmm... so you are the legendary 'smash fan' everyone's been talking about?"

uh... i guess so...

ninja: "then you just might be our only hope to save retro world. they say there is a hero by the name of 'smash fan' who will save our world, as well as many others, from a strange man apparently wearing a gourd or a squash on his head. with of course the help of his ever-growing team: a gargantuan crystal behemoth, a large penguin who claims to be king of some place called 'dreamland', a talking snail, a small weird thing with a bow on his head whom admires the snail, a small knight who who commands an army and a large battleship with his mask as the bow, another knight who was sealed away because of his tremendous power, a girl who knows how to 'roughhouse' as it's called, and one piece of jerky..."

dedede: "(to escargoon) i think he's talking about us!"

escargoon: "(to dedede) you're right. and they're seeing smashfan as some kind of hero! but how'd the jerky get in there?"

ninja: "oh, and one more thing. they say a blue hedgehog will also help smash fan in his quest, it is said his overwhelming speed may prove a valuable element to you."

escargoon: "an now they're talking about sonic becoming our next ally!"

ninja: "it will be very difficult, so take solid snake with you. he is an expert at infiltration, and firearms."

solid snake: "..."

well, we'd better get going. everything won't save itself!

(we all go out and look around)

 

[RetroAntonio]

So, this is fun. Alright, I need help here, so I'm getting the enclosed instruction book...


...


It says that first you need to beat Nightmare, then Marx Soul, then we might find Zero. GAH! *starts blinking* Owuch...I can feel the power being sucked away from me...we need to hurry! *runs*

 

[Rukako]

...We don't have a dog. -.-;;

And--- how can you eat our base?! I thought you were in the other dimension?! Mkay, now, time to move to our third replica!!!

*Opens up a void, and flies through it, and closes it, after flying through. As soon as we get there, we seperate into our own two selves....*

Shadow: Well, that was a fail. Another one. -.-

Maybe, because, they find ways to hack into our bases?

Shadow: Myes...And why can't we do our planning, or even watch a nice episode of NCIS?

Because they always find ways to hack into our bases.

Shadow: ...Good point. Now, let's plan something... *My shadow and I start whispering to one another*

 

[Blargy]

*Puts head next to shadow and Rukako*

Nice place you have hear oh and I floated in with you guys when you opened that void I was just invisible...and also whos dog did I just run over out there? I swear you guys let him out.......

 

[Rukako]

*Shadow Ruka breaks an empty carton that use to contain milk*

Shadow: ^%$#@*^#&&%##@^&$#^%#@^#*^&%$###@!!!!!!

Yeah, she's not happy....That was 100% garbled, and cutted-out words, there... O O;;

By the way....you're not gonna tear down this place, are you...? Please...? We don't have that many versions left...and I think she's gonna kill us both, by killing me if we run out of bases... *Looks over at shadow, who is continuing to rant*

Shadow: ---Bllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep---

 

[RetroAntonio]

-NOT STORY RELATED BELOW-

Rukako, I dunno. I only took one bite, sorry about that. *throws a rubber chicken at Rukako* TAG IM IT

 

[Blargy]

I wont try to destroy the place put I uhhhh knocked over that Vase that had the tag "Priceless Artifact" so......ya......

but thats it....and....uh.......

Here have a demented rabbit

*Hands over rabbit*

 

[Rukako]

*Gets hit with a rubber chicken*

O...kay?

*Is handed a rabbit*

We don't have a priceless artifact. O O;;

Shadow: What?! The operation table was broken?! Not my precious antique steel table!!

He means the vase...

Shadow: Ohh, yay~ Now we're millionares~! Btw, what's that rubber chicken from?

I don't know. Meanwhile, why is this place peaceful...? WAIT, DON'T TELL ME THAT WE'RE GONNA SOMEHOW BECOME PART OF THE PLOT?!

 

[mars16]

:random: You idiot

What who's there... were am I

:random: Your in Hell... remember

Yes...I do I need to get the hell out of Hell

:random: Foolish one, you deserve to be here, for what you've done

F**k you, ****ing **ck s****r....I'm tired of this I'm one step to commiting suicide

:random: Can't your immortal....your stuck here for all the stuff you've done... helping evil and reviving them... That Blue Mario trick you... He only needed you to help him revive them... he new you'd go da hell..... how do you fill'''

I'm pissed, next time I see them... all of them I'll kill every one of them

 

[smashfan666]

*we run into shadow marx yet again*

shadow marx: "forget about me already?"

(solid snake fires a rocked launcher at shadow marx, who is sent flying)

shadow marx: "I WON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY! (shine as he disappears)"

well that was anticlimactic... let's move on, shall we?

(we keep searching for zero)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ugh, we need to go that castle over there. *points* But first, the guards.

 

[smashfan666]

right, i'll create a distraction. and marx, you handle the guards...

(takes off helmet. runs around like an idiot, distracting the guards)

LABEL! LABEL LABEL LABEL! LABEL!

guard 1: "woah! check out that guy! i'm completely distracted!"

guard 2: "this... odd sensation i'm feeling, it fills me with disgust, hatred, and an odd sense of lorenzo... and i can't look away! is this what love feels like? ...o wait... that was just a burrito... my mistake..."

(marx smacks the guards with hammers)

marx: "all taken care of!"

(puts helmet back on) awesome!

(we all storm the castle)

narrator: "retro has been captured by zero! but smash and his team have a plan, apparently. what will become of retro? will smashfan and co. save him in time? find out next time on... FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*darkness is all you all see* Nightmare is here. I can sense it. The crazy psywaves...watch out! * shields a attack from his orb form and he flys up* Cmon, let's attack him in the air!

 

[smashfan666]

okay! (get's on marx, we engage nightmare in battle)

well, it worked on the show...

(tries swallowing A Warp Star, ends up gaining a star rod... and broken teeth... which i immediately put in a glass)

letshh do diss! blinshh it awn, nishmache!

nightmare: "uh... what?"

(eats teeth back)

i said 'let's do this! bring it on, nightmare!'

(fires a lot of stars, we all go flying to the moon, where nightmare reveals his true form)

+song: V.S. Nightmare+

(starts launching stars at nightmare, but it has no effect)

random robot: "ineffective, it's just laughing at you..."

(still launching stars until finally it hits nightmare while his cloak is open, doing massive damage)

!?! it works when his cloak is open!

(we charge at a damaged nightmare, chapter ends on that frame in sepia tone)

+credits music: Bass Battle (megaman 8)+

characters
\\\\\\\\\\\

Smashfan666 - main character

RetroAntonio - main character

Marx - smashfan's friend

meta knight - leader of the meta knights, one of smashfan's teammates

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy, one of smashfan's teammates

king dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland, one of smashfan's teammates

escargoon - dedede's right-hand, retro's main fandom, one of smashfan's teammates

The Gourd - main antagonist

Lee Kanker - 'leader' of the kanker sisters, secondary antagonist

May Kanker - secondary antagonist

Marie Kanker - one of smashfan's teammates

wham bam jewel - one of smashfan's teammates (rarely seen)

Ryu Hayabusa - resident of retro world

solid snake - soldier of fortune, former member of FOXHOUND, one of smashfan's teammates

Zero - New antagonist, possibly Zero 3

Nightmare - Revived antagonist

Wilfre - mentioned antagonist, Deceased

Marx Soul - New antagonist, Separated from marx

Sonic the Hedgehog - Future ally

Ed - Helper

Edd/Double "D" - Helper

Eddy - Helper

Blocky - minor appearance

etc.

Areas
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Coliseum (mentioned)

Dark Star (mentioned)

Courtroom

CN City

Sewer system

Retro world

the moon

strange castle (intended, not yet explored)

etc.

Key elements
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Boat

Star Rod

all rights reserved, you know the drill by now...

Smashfan and co. FINALLY DO SOME CREDITS THAT START EPICLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!!!

nightmare has been damaged...

Smashfan and co. have to save retro, but they have to collect the ancient teleportation stone halves, one is in the possession of nightmare, and the other of marx soul, who is separated from marx now for some reason...

will smashfan & co. defeat nightmare & get teleportation stone yin?

find out next chapter!

TO BE CONTINUED...
\\\ \\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\

 

[RetroAntonio]

^correct ninja with Ryu Hayabusa :D

*flys with rest of strength left* I...can't...produce my clone anymore...*disappears*

Jokin'! *appears with a warpstar* It's me, the real Saturn Dee, missed me much? I escaped because dumb old Zero left a stone in my cell...

-FLASHBACK-

My ribbon...blinking out...vison blurring...ugh...that machine is giving him his power from my ribbon, I-I gota think...*sees stone on floor*...It's my only hope, I can't use my powers thanks to this cage. So...here goes nothing! *throws the stone and the switch goes from suck to blow* Ah...power going back...I can feel it! *breaks cell* Now, if you don't mind, I'm leaving! *creates a warpstar* Bye bye!

Zero: ..Hmph. How pitiful...thinking just running will stop me...

-END-

So, let's get Zero back!

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

:random: Since you say this I guess I can talk the KiNG of Hell into giving you another chance

Please....I don't like this place

:random: If he agree's then you'll have to kill everyone you revived and SHDM, then return the sector to Zeus

Yes.... it shall be done................I still have no Idea who I'm talking to

 

[smashfan666]

(meanwhile, marx and i are still charging towards nightmare)

nightmare: "DUDE NO!!!!"

marx: "DUDE YES!!!!"

(stops right at nightmare and swipes the teleportation stone yin, which looks like the while half of the 'yin-yang' symbol)

nightmare: "WHY DID YOU JUST TAKE THE STONE BEFORE DEFEATING ME?! AAAAARGH! YOU HALF-WITTED MUTHAF-"

*tap*

nightmare: "oh shi-"

*WTFBOOM!*

(marx and i land back on retro world, a familiar creepy laughter happens, marx soul appears)

marx soul: "HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HARRRRRRRR!!!"

marx: "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!"

marx soul: "HAR-HAR-HAR-HARRRRRR!!! marx, are you surprised?! it's me, marx SOUL! i assist only the strong and able!"

pokey: "hey, that's MY line!"

marx soul: "QUIET YOU!!!"

(marx soul teleports pokey somewhere)

marx soul: "hahahaaaaa! now i can take all the lines i want from him!"

...

marx soul: "now... where was i? oh yeah! you fools! the apple of enlightenment has already made a prediction, but i won't let what the apple of enlightenment predicted take place! so, i think i'll crush you just for fun! i bet the apple of enlightenment couldn't predict this!!!"

(marx soul flies down, i get on the real marx, but marx soul blasts me off)

marx soul: "ahem.. i NEED to finish! anyway... smashfan! you and marx against me! one on one! talkin' 'bout NO HELP FROM THE FLOCK!"

agreed! (to dedede, who is holding a camera) no assist from the flock...

dedede: "(putting away camera) aww..."

marx soul: "and let's make things a bit more interesting. if i defeat you, i get YOUR teleportation stone!"

marx: "and if 'WE' win, 'WE' get 'YOUR' teleportation stone!"

marx soul: "agreed, a-let's do this!"

(marx fires his lazor, marx soul counters it with his own)

DARN IT!!! he's got all your moves! ...but I can use others!

(lifts claw) BEARON GO!!! (bear roars) ROAR!!!

(claws at marx soul)

marx soul: "...annoyance... (smacks be off) DIE!!!"

(get's back on marx)

marx: "GAH! he's too powerful!"

well, we'll just have to cut it here...

dedede: "??? what are you talking abou-"

narrator: "smashfan and marx are facing their greatest foe yet! MARX SOUL!!! and he's got teleportation stone yang! will they be able to defeat him and finally confront zero?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Interesting...We will need power. I consider, breaking the rules. *charges at Marx Soul then powers up* Yes...MEGATON PAWNCH! *punches marxsoul down to the ground* Say goodbye to your vison! *flash blind attack*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Why are you here Orphises

I'm here to ask if you an give mars16 another chance, to send him back and kill the revived ones

Yea shore

Wow that was easy

But there's a catch.....he will be disabled of his immortal.... ness

OK fine

 

[RetroAntonio]

*watches japanese kirby* DAw~ Escargoon sure loves King Dedede...good thing it's ones-ded relationship, i can't imagine even a minorly gay Dedede...bleh. But Escargoon= so cute ^^ Darn you, Dedede, for--AH?!?!? Oh hai, audience. I was simply watching TV. Uh? Oh, Marx Soul, yeah. I say after Zero is beaten we stop the plot...but anyways, now!

Marx Soul you can't stop us! I'm screwing the rules! *bam*

--------

Yes, irl I'm the biggest fan of Escargoon, but I think Saturn Dee is even more...of fan...*raises eyebrows* You don't think? NAW I wouldn't do that to my character.

 

[smashfan666]

marx: "i think this guy needs a good jump! (tries to scream at marx soul, but all that comes out is flat wheezing) what the? (wheeze) ... (wheeze, wheeze, WHEEEEEEEEZE!!!) hey, what's the big idea?! why is it no screaming's coming out?!"

marx soul: "looking for this? (scream) RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(we fall down faceplant!)

marx: "uuuuuuuuugh my ears R Ringing... and HE STOLE MY SCREAM!"

+song: V.S. Marx (kirby super star ultra)+

(marx fires green seeds at the ground, which sprout as vines and attack marx soul. then he rains paint blobs on marx soul. and finally uses the lazor on him...)

(marx soul splits in half and screams, i grab teleportation stone yang, while marx grabs his scream back *it was ejected in an orb form when marx soul exploded*)

marx: "HAHA! my scream! (voice breaking) my beautiful scream! ('cutesy' voice) did you miss me? i know i missed you! (smooching) (absorbs scream back) RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! (normal voice) still as terrifying as ever!"

(zero appears and laughs. zero now has a longer tail, a larger wingspan, a creepy smile with spiked teeth, arms and legs, and horns)

zero: "HA HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA! it was very stupid of you to run off like that, saturn dee... (zero takes retro back) in this form, i can defeat anyone! smashboards is ALL MINE!!!! now i can to anything! i must be going now. hahahahahaha..."

(zero teleports back to dark star)

that jerkwad!

(puts teleportation stones yin & yang together and they form the yin-yang stone, which is an amulet in the shape of the yin-yang symbol that has the power to teleport ANYWHERE!)

okay, it's formed! (teleports us all to dark star)

narrator: "our heroes are now in dark star, and ready to fight zero! what will become of smashfan and his friends? will zero be defeated once again? and whatever happened to defeating the gourd?!"

the gourd: "oh, you'll see... (evil sneer)"

narrator: "uuuuh... right... anyway, next time on FORUM FIGHT!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Zero: So...we meet. I didn't want to fight you, as you are way though, I will have to. Prepare!

???: Nya, but you will not take my power. Because NYA NYA NYA! It's Neco!

Narrator: Wow, Neco is back...she is beautiful...how disturbing is it that he can change gender...how will this make the fandom to Escargoon grow...? Not important though.