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FL Social Thread:You Mad, You Lose.

DFEAR

DFEAR

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haha if we all start talking like ****ing jesus loving allah worshiping budda adoring hippies..florida would be cool.
 
Vinylic.

Vinylic.

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Yeah, that one.

He showed me a melee match. He lost at both matches (he plays falco) but, he was pretty close at winning.

And I'm making Vinyl. my official DJ name, fear.
 
DFEAR

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hey! its me again, dfear! you may know and remember me from several different occasions. Now for the next following posts i will make an "epic" or "folklore" on the next person that posts after me and then again thereafter.

"The song of storms ruptured through the ears of many within the social cauldron they called swf. Legend be told a hero would rise amongst these smashers and save them from the inevitable future that awaits them. The hero we speak of is no other than..."
 
Xaltis

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DFEAR said:
hey! its me again, dfear! you may know and remember me from several different occasions. Now for the next following posts i will make an "epic" or "folklore" on the next person that posts after me and then again thereafter.

"The song of storms ruptured through the ears of many within the social cauldron they called swf. Legend be told a hero would rise amongst these smashers and save them from the inevitable future that awaits them. The hero we speak of is no other than..."
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Since its usually about me anyways I might as well be the one to post.
 
DFEAR

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"...Xaltis the mighty, the bold and all powerful. Our story begins.

Beyond a hill of low cut, but not too low cut grass, lies the city of Iselia. Iselia has bred many a warrior in her lifetime, but alas not all heroes are born warriors. The non-warrior we speak of is a young jesus loving male, named Xaltis Irving. Xaltis' adoptive father, a dwarf named GreenAce, lives just outside Iselia in a remote location beyond the hill of low cut, but not too low cut grass.

"THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN!?" said the short snouted Greenace as he crosses his vastly muscular arms across his chest. "Why nowhere dad, ha hueeeeeee." answered the young Xaltis. Greenace, unsheathed his arms and began walking towards Xaltis, "Now boy, don't be acting all free and **** with me. I raised you to be a ****ing wiener, not a salty free **** ****. Go get me a pitcher of lager from my free *** fridge."

Xaltis got up from his worn out stool and fetched his father a pitcher of beer.

Knock Knock. "Huh?" Xaltis turned his head towards the door. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKITY KNOCK. "Who could that be?" pondered Xaltis. The hero, step by step walked closer to his door with each awaiting second meaning imminent danger or a possible advantageous reward. Xaltis opened the door and exclaimed, " HA HUEEEEEEEEEE!" to find...
 
Vinylic.

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DFEAR said:
"...Xaltis the mighty, the bold and all powerful. Our story begins.

Beyond a hill of low cut, but not too low cut grass, lies the city of Iselia. Iselia has bred many a warrior in her lifetime, but alas not all heroes are born warriors. The non-warrior we speak of is a young jesus loving male, named Xaltis Irving. Xaltis' adoptive father, a dwarf named GreenAce, lives just outside Iselia in a remote location beyond the hill of low cut, but not too low cut grass.

"THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN!?" said the short snouted Greenace as he crosses his vastly muscular arms across his chest. "Why nowhere dad, ha hueeeeeee." answered the young Xaltis. Greenace, unsheathed his arms and began walking towards Xaltis, "Now boy, don't be acting all free and **** with me. I raised you to be a ****ing wiener, not a salty free **** ****. Go get me a pitcher of lager from my free *** fridge."

Xaltis got up from his worn out stool and fetched his father a pitcher of beer.

Knock Knock. "Huh?" Xaltis turned his head towards the door. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKITY KNOCK. "Who could that be?" pondered Xaltis. The hero, step by step walked closer to his door with each awaiting second meaning imminent danger or a possible advantageous reward. Xaltis opened the door and exclaimed, " HA HUEEEEEEEEEE!" to find...
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A brony who is not stupid and is a responsible and kind person.
 
DFEAR

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"...to find Vinyl, his school friend from Iselia!

"Sup *****, did you cap some ****ing *****es up in their *****. cuz ya'kno *****es be takin up all on my money ya hear? ya'mean?" proclaimed the ever so friendly Vinyl. "Um? What?" Xaltis was ever so confused as to how elves like Vinyl communicate in such a manner to their companions.

"Yo you gonna ****ing let me in or do i have to **** your *** or some gay ****?" yelled the clever Vinyl. Xaltis let in his school friend and allowed him a seat on his dining room table. " So i heard that girl Shebangbang was up all on your junk last night man, good **** man for real."

Xaltis immediately slammed the table with both hands, " Look Vinyl, I got no time for your fake *** ****** talk. Why did you come here! Im busy doing nothing."

"Yo cant a ***** talk like a *****? **** son, ***** this ***** that. You racist xaltis."

"Ha HUEEEEEEEE"

"*****, ha hueee doesnt even sound like twitch at all mother****er, the **** you saying?"

"ok look, no joke, why you here vinyl?"

"Well, when you ran out of class like a crying ***** you left your sword on the table." Vinyl reaches in his bag to magically conjure xaltis' sword for him. Xaltis reaches for the blade with of laziest effort for Vinyl to snap the sword back to his chest.

"Nu UH *****, you gotta earn this **** back. i went out of MY way to get you YOUR **** man. for real. earn your ****." Vinyl prepared himself for combat as he brought his fists up when suddenly...
 
DFEAR

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...when suddenly, seibrik appears to stop the fight.

"Look, Xaltis didn't mean to leave his sword in class. HE IS SO FORGETFUL!"

Seibrik, one of xaltis' best female companions appeared at his doorstep.

"WHY YOU LEAVING MY DOOR OPEN! MAKING MY HOUSE LOOK FREE *** HELL WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE COMIN IN. MY HOUSE AINT PRINGLES!" Greenace was mad pist. He stood up from where he was sitting on the entrance of his stairs and immediately galloped to the door. WHAPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAA went the door as Greenace slammed it with his HUGE musclar hands.
"Cant be letting everyone know how my house is free to everyone. i got a reputation!"

"Um, can i come in xaltis :3?" Seibrik asked politely. Xaltis, with a slight blush agreed.

"Yo????What's this??? MY BOI XALTIS GOT A CRUSH ON SEIBISCUIT!? AHHHH YEAAAAAA FOR REAL...SHE MAD CUTE DAWG HIT THAT **** UP!"

"Vinyl, **** man. She's not supposed to know until later in the plot!"
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the rest will come laterrrr
 
izzy24

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YOOOOOOOO i was catching up on this thread and dying everytime DC posted with that pic...... AND then I just went vqwdjvhaskj8ckjsdc and lost it every time mink posted..... like seriously tears are coming down now looooooool *posting with gif since we are all doing it now*
 
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