FL Social Thread:You Mad, You Lose.

[8Bitman]

You're language confuses me. You say to speak in the eyes of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, but you tell us to "Get it on with Jesus" as if it is a sex joke? You are a hypocrite and a liar in the eyes of the lord! You shall burn in the firery depths of HELL!!!

REPENT!

REPENT!!

REPENT!!!

 

[Xaltis]

You do not need "gifs" to translate what you feel.

Oh I've proven many times that I need gifs so people actually know what I'm feeling when I post.

 

[DFEAR]

get it on with jesus, a sex joke? sir you are mistaken. if you are to get jiggy with jesus you are the one who needs repenting a good ruler spanking too! how vile your unfaithful mind works. when i get it on with jesus i make sure to be on my knees.

 

[8Bitman]

when i get it on with jesus i make sure to be on my knees.

Cmon you're setting me up here!

 

[8Bitman]

Woopsie!!!!

 

[DFEAR]

xlastis! my good friend. you do not need "gifs" they are of the materialistic world, a satan's world. what you need my friend is a good emoticon! i have some suggestions

its a sadface for when youre sad!

its a super sadface for when your super sad!

for those days when you feel like talking like a devil worshiping cyclops

i dont recommend this. the color of the devil i say

another unsuable emoticon. ****. a female with makeup is sure on her way to the pits of fire.

a great representation of how cool and hip it is to praise Jesus

for those moments when you post something

for when you weep for those without salvation

for when Jesus tells that good hearty joke!

for when you need to post something relating to todays unchristianized america

there are countless more xlastis! let Jesus in your heart and wash those satanic gifs away!

 

[8Bitman]

I lost... Benny wins...

 

[Xaltis]

xlastis! my good friend. you do not need "gifs" they are of the materialistic world, a satan's world. what you need my friend is a good emoticon! i have some suggestions

Its kay your just wrong. Plus gifs look better.

 

[DFEAR]

i do not win 8bitmans. for i am with Jesus and to win with Jesus is to win with you, in his life. pray with me 8bitmans, for Jesus is our only hope to avoid eternal damnation. in the dark, follow the son.

xlastis. i pray for your soul. to judge thy neighbor is to judge the bible itself. opinions are for those who are without life and without goals and especially without Jesus in their lives. to say someone is wrong is to say Jesus is wrong. was Jesus wrong to sacrifice himself for you? was Jesus wrong to guide you to heaven? was God wrong when he gave the farmer several diseases and killed his family to win a bet with satan wrong?

no, he was not. for God and Jesus are our saviors of this world and we must acknowledge them on such a pedestal. When satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you please get that for me."
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.

 

[NickRiddle]

Benny, you need to stop going to Christian sites and then posting.
Also, you keep forgetting to capitalize Jesus, so I'm pretty sure you're defiling His name~

 

[GDX]

i need to gather the dragonballs...i cant keep dying like this

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

WHY THE **** IS MY NAME STILL PINK GOD ****ING DAMN IT

YES DFEAR, I SAID GOD ****ING DAMNIT

I'm not gonna repent ****, *****es

 

[Xaltis]

Benny, you need to stop going to Christian sites and then posting.
Also, you keep forgetting to capitalize Jesus, so I'm pretty sure you're defiling His name~

You made me realize that Benny isn't talking to me. He isn't spelling my name so he must not be talking to me. How silly of me to think that he was.

 

[DFEAR]

Children always have a period in their life in which they try to defy their parents. Some call it puberty, I call it bad parenting. The only proper response to this is, of course, the rod!

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

you all need a good ruler ****ing. oh lawd, my bad my fellow Jesus bretheren for cursing but yall have crossed the Jesus line! You need some manners!

and xlastis, that is your real CHRISTIAN name. xaltis is a satan name. Xal- is The Kalmyk language (Хальмг келн; also known as Kalmuck, Qalmaq, Khal:mag and Western Mongol), or Russian Oirat, is the native speech of the Kalmyk people of the Republic of Kalmykia, a federal subject of the Russian Federation. Russians are communists socialistic devils who worship the anti christ. Tis is it is. So Xal-Tis is it is DEVIL!!! Your name is of devilish origin and you my friend need a good bible-loving-batman adoring christian name that Jesus would love!

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

How the **** did he do that...

DFEAR = amazing

 

[GreenAce]

Damn I just noticed i spelled allowed wrong in my last post. Glad I didn't get called put.

So where does raptor Jesus come in.

 

[DFEAR]

How the **** did he do that...

DFEAR = amazing

when you worship jesus you're always amazing!

edit: holy fecal matter! kalmyks actually had devil worshiping in their society :s OH LAWD xaltis IS a devil worshiper!

 

[DFEAR]

I post because of this quote.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

Im your candle brothers.

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

 

[Two-Ell]

Damn I just noticed i spelled allowed wrong in my last post. Glad I didn't get called put.

don't worry I called this mistake out for ya.

 

[DFEAR]

a great deed you have done this day, 2L. You have corrected and inadvertently converted GreenLovesJesusAce into a fine young christian virgin man. The ****s he has suckd in the past, ALL forgiven now he has given his heart to Jesus. AMEN. You are beyond repute my good sir. When God measures a man, he puts the tape around the heart. God gives and forgives. Man gets and forgets. Especially forgets the ****s GreenLovesJesusAce has sucked

 

[Xaltis]

when you worship jesus you're always amazing!

edit: holy fecal matter! kalmyks actually had devil worshiping in their society :s OH LAWD xaltis IS a devil worshiper!

And here comes the trolling that has never worked on me.

 

[DFEAR]

Xaltis 4:16 pm
why dont you like
troll someone else?
for one? lol
*once

DFEAR 4:16 pm
cuz you dont accept jesus in your life!

Xaltis 4:16 pm
***** im christina


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this guy called himself christina...HELP US JESUS

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Xlastis is having gender confusion?

Oh Lord...

 

[Xaltis]

Xaltis 4:16 pm
why dont you like
troll someone else?
for one? lol
*once

DFEAR 4:16 pm
cuz you dont accept jesus in your life!

Xaltis 4:16 pm
***** im christina


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this guy called himself christina...HELP US JESUS

Xaltis 4:16 pm
***** im christina
*christian
so get outta here with your bad troll

^

That's what I actually said. Dfear the liar strikes again.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

He didn't lie, he merely omitted what you said afterwards. Your subconscious devil-worshipping transgender mind WANTED you to say Christina. It realized its mistake and then corrected itself to merely mask its true intentions.

 

[DFEAR]

Jesus, in your name i pray for this forsaken soul destined for eternal damnation into the furnace that leads to the pits of fire of which you call hell. PLEASE OH LAWD, help my good christian friend christina realize her gender mistakes and create the force that will create the man within her known as xlastis. Please lord, answer my prayers by infracting xlastis to amend his mistakes. AMEN

her*

*wretched**moderators**pleaseinfractnonbelievers*

 

[8Bitman]

Only ****s Get *****! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Why God hates Finland, Norway, Luxembourg and America!

How Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and Duke Nukem are destroying our children!

How Michele Bachmann will save America from Obama!

 

[DFEAR]

tim is my favorite pastor on that site rofl. and so is god's disciple. they teach me so well rofl.

 

[8Bitman]

When I read that post I was baffled more than I was amused.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Nobody's aloud to be a weaboo in my thread.

I'ma Swampaboo.

 

[Player-3]

And here comes the trolling that has never worked on me.

xlaxtis is immune to your ****ty trolling dfear


it just goes right through him

 

[8Bitman]

Like a penis

 

[Xaltis]

Like a penis

 

[Player-3]

Like a penis

I thought florida was good at puns

 

[Wretched]

Xaltis has received an infraction for being a nonbeliever.

 

[Xaltis]

Xaltis has received an infraction for being a nonbeliever.

Uh...your late that troll's already been disproved.

 

[Vinylic.]

Not sure if I approve of continuous posts of a mouth-moving character though.

 

[Master Raven]

**** YOUR GOD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vgw3mOFU2q4

 

[B_AWAL]

If u can... come slide out to this!!!!

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=13718371#post13718371

 

[8Bitman]

Woah, that's far... O-o

And what's a Pun?