Shout-outs, yo!
Alrighty, here we go...
First off, Texas tried to kill half of OK's Crew on the way home. We were going along at a pretty good clip, when the car in front suddenly slams on their brakes. I slam on mine, to keep from rear-ending the guy and go into a complete 180 across three lanes of interstate traffic onto the shoulder. It's a bit of a miracle we didn't get hit or worse.
I would like to personally thank KOS-MOS and his godly DI-ing skills for saving us from crashing.
Now, onto my shout-outs:
TEXAS
Kyle: Thanks for hosting this and being such a cool dude in person. Don't sweat the haters, for it was you who secured the venue and helped people find the place. Even with all the construction going on, that was an awesome turnout. Good job.
SOS: Good shiz in Tourney. Yeah the deck was quite stacked, but you still put on a pretty solid performance. Your Shiek is pretty stupid good. Sorry that Shade spammed the hell out of you in Crews, but that's what he does best. GG.
MajinLink: You're a cool cat and a **** good Smasher. Wished we could have kicked it a bit more, but you know how it is. Good luck on your future endeavors.
KIT3: Man, you're one crazy dude. Thanks for helping all us OKers feel welcome at the venue. Wished we could have played more sets. Texas has WAAAYYY too many Peaches...
DOJO: Nice Falco mangz. You were one of the first people we played on day one, and it was awesome. Keep on Smashing.
Sethlon: I should've played you again. I know Roy has a sucky time against Luigi, but never have I faced a Roy with such an amazing pressure game. Best Roy in the World? I think so.
TGM: I REALLY should have played you, but I was pretty zoned out on Day Two. Thanks for the vids and I promise we'll fight next time.
Smiles and Forkgirl: Good shiz in Teams. Even though I suck horribly at teams, I thought we had a pretty good set. My partner was going crazy there at the end with Bowser, I honestly thought we were gonna steal one from you guys. Much <3 to you guys.
DoH: I wanted to money match you, but I realized how broke I was and didn't. Looking back on it, I should have, because of how ****ty you are to everyone. Your Peach is vastly overrated, and even though you stole one from a handicapped KOS-MOS, I will still congratulate you for FINALLY beating him in-tourney. I normally don't talk **** to people over the internetz, but you seem to have a bug up your *** when it comes to this game. Don't take it so seriously, bucko. It's just a game. There are plenty of people better than you. Next time we meet, I'll show you why.
Xelic: Thanks for being the coolest cat around. Your Peach is remarkable, and I think your set with KOS-MOS was really awesome. I would have liked to see you two battle it out for the championship, instead of the FIRST FREAKING ROUND, but eh, whatever. See you around.
ARC: I'm NOT going to call you STQ. I know you didn't play as well as you'd hoped, but I still think you've gotten a hell of lot better. Hope to play you again.
Hylian: Another cool cat. Gravity was so happy that you played him with your Samus. There aren't very many Samus mains, so he doesn't get to play dittos with her. Your Fox is great, as well. Good shiz.
OOS
Forward: Always a pleasure to be around, Sean. Much props for winning Singles. Even bigger props for helping Shade out with the advice on romance. You're not only an awesome Smash player, but a straight up pimp as well. Still one of the best, even if you switch controllers mid-match
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May all your travels find you well.
Tink:
MISFIRE!! LOL. That is definitely going down as one of my favorite moments in Smash. I got so many misfire kills that weekend, but that one was definitely the best. Luigi>Falco. Now you know.
LA: JohnWoo, Lee, Cyphus, and all the rest; You dudes are too cool for school. Great players all around, and definitely fun to hang with. Thanks for letting us keep Sars Pirate
Peace.
And finally, OKLAHOMA+SouthPaw
You all know how much I <3 you guys... Coty: always a pleasure to kick it with you. I definitely need to come down to AZ sometime just to chill. Too good, son.
Chris: everyone has a bad tournament. This was yours. Just bounce back and keep playing. You're still the best in my eyes.
Babac: YOU SUCK. J/K man. It was fun having you and Pay$ along for the ride. STOP SMOKING!
Marc: OK's Finest 4 life, son. We still fly. Double Luigi FTW!
Saijee: .... Silent, but deadly! Stay big, kid.
Andy: OOPS! Not bad for your first major out of state event. You still have the qayest Samus I've ever seen. Nice job.
Yawara: Captain Falcon ***** in crews. Great stuff. I know you didn't do as well as you wanted in pools, but that crew performance definitely made up for it. Thanks for being such a great navigator as well.
KUNI!!!! You sly dog, you. I knew you had pimp potential. Even though you were absolute **** in pools, putting on such a great show, we all know that your greatest achievement was getting that hot girl's number. You're the best in da world!
Alright, I think that about covers it. I had so much fun. An awesome way to say goodbye to my Melee days. Thanks to everyone who made this possible, from the bottom of my heart.