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Female sucks at melee. Momey match me at Pound 4.

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Virusbluemage

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So I was in a thread the other day, and the topic of females being good at this game came up. I pointed out that compared to males females suck at this game, and people had the nerve to call me ignorant; and that kind of pissed me off.

So to prove my point I will be money matching any female at Pound 4, for whatever price you choose. I'll record the matches and show how bad females are at this game. So Milktea, Lady Legion, Forkgirl come at me and I will tear you n00bs apart. Any girl who disagrees with me feel free to money me at pound 4 and be humiliated.
 

Charlesz

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lol sexist. Im pretty sure Milktea will **** your ***. Just sayin.
 

Virusbluemage

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lady legion almost beat...someone good lol. have fun losing your money
Almost doesn't count for ****, also guys sandbagg when they play girls. Because they know they can't lose and they want to be nice people lol. Lady Legion isn't actually good, she's never had a notable placement at any significant tournament.
 

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Almost doesn't count for ****, also guys sandbagg when they play girls. Because they know they can't lose and they want to be nice people lol. Lady Legion isn't actually good, she's never had a notable placement at any significant tournament.
She is actually good, I assure you. She's right below those people who you expect to win tournaments, and ever improving.

Lol@metakingyouseriously.
 

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so you'll make a thread to money match girls but are too pu$$y to money match me for anything more than $10? LMAO, all talk
 

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nah he is.
i would like lady legion to $M this guy. she did beat jman in crews.
 

Virusbluemage

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so you'll make a thread to money match girls but are too pu$$y to money match me for anything more than $10? LMAO, all talk
It's not about being *****, I'm just doing this to prove a point. I'm not doing it because I want to make money. There is a bigger point ebhind this than there is MMing you or Jman.

You are SO lucky Samochan won't be there

she would ****ing dsmash you IRL

BTW she's better than mikael
Haha, that's dumb. Even Samochan from now would get ***** by Ken from 3 years ago, and she sure as hell couldn't beat Captain Jack.
 

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And what do you base this on? Oh, that's right. Your crackpot speculation.
She would destroy an 07 marth, no matter who it is, and I have little to no doubt in my mind that she could take captain jack.

Of course, I don't want to speak for her. I'll wait till she finds this thread.
 

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You MMing women is like Kimbo Slice arm wrestling Dakota Fanning.

It's just a ***** move.
 

Virusbluemage

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And what do you base this on? Oh, that's right. Your crackpot speculation.
She would destroy an 07 marth, no matter who it is, and I have little to no doubt in my mind that she could take captain jack.

Of course, I don't want to speak for her. I'll wait till she finds this thread.
Wow, where did you get the impressiont that Sam0chan is actually good? She's not. If I remember correctly the highest she's ever gotten in a tournament out of Finland is top 17 and it's laughable to think Captain Jack could get ouside of top 8 at a European tournament(I think he's never placed below 3rd) whatever though.(In case you don't know the only European to take a torunament from Jack is Amsah)

$5MM you sexist noob.

Direct at VirusWHO?mage.
Are you a female? I don't think I'll be accepting this money match otherwise.
 

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This is hilarious.

Of course they generally aren't as good at video games... there are basically infinite factors you can name that supports this.

I'll MM any little kid!
 

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Will these be on a livestream?
I'm pretty certain they won't be unless their are multiple live streams at this tourney. And keep in mind that the females could pu**y out(that'd be a surprise lol) so these matches may not take place to begin with :(
 

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All of you in both camps are idiots. TC is an idiot because if one guy beats every girl, it doesn't mean the average girl is worse than the average guy. For instance, if I show you pomegranate that is bigger than any orange you've ever seen, can you reasonably conclude that the average pomegranate is larger than the average orange? No matter how many MMs you win against girls, the only hypothesis you can support is that you are better than girls at this game.

TC's opponents are idiots because gender differences are not the same as sexism, so don't call them out as such. "Girls suck" may be a crude way to put it, but ultimately the sentence translates into "girls are on average worse at this game than guys." That is a gender difference, not a stereotype. And you all are morons too to suggest that if a girl beats TC it refutes the overwhelming existing evidence in support of his claim.

This is what happens when people don't think rationally. The world turns into the blind shouting at the deaf.
 

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I'm pretty certain they won't be unless their are multiple live streams at this tourney. And keep in mind that the females could pu**y out(that'd be a surprise lol) so these matches may not take place to begin with :(
Idk I may be new but from what I've been hearing about you I doubt they would back down from an easy bit of cash.
 

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All of you in both camps are idiots. TC is an idiot because if one guy beats every girl, it doesn't mean the average girl is worse than the average guy. For instance, if I show you pomegranate that is bigger than any orange you've ever seen, can you reasonably conclude that the average pomegranate is larger than the average orange? No matter how many MMs you win against girls, the only hypothesis you can support is that you are better than girls at this game.

TC's opponents are idiots because gender differences are not the same as sexism, so don't call them out as such. "Girls suck" may be a crude way to put it, but ultimately the sentence translates into "girls are on average worse at this game than guys." That is a gender difference, not a stereotype. And you all are morons too to suggest that if a girl beats TC it refutes the overwhelming existing evidence in support of his claim.

This is what happens when people don't think rationally. The world turns into the blind shouting at the deaf.
While I understand where the logic you are using comes form, you are mistaken. If I beat every girl notable female at Pound 4 then it will support the claim that guys are better than girls at this game because most of the pros on these boards assume(erroneously) that I'm just an average player. Therefore if I can beat these girls they'll believe anyone can.

You're right about me not being sexist though. I like females I just think they're bad at this game, there is nothing sexist about that.
 

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All of you in both camps are idiots. TC is an idiot because if one guy beats every girl, it doesn't mean the average girl is worse than the average guy. For instance, if I show you pomegranate that is bigger than any orange you've ever seen, can you reasonably conclude that the average pomegranate is larger than the average orange? No matter how many MMs you win against girls, the only hypothesis you can support is that you are better than girls at this game.

TC's opponents are idiots because gender differences are not the same as sexism, so don't call them out as such. "Girls suck" may be a crude way to put it, but ultimately the sentence translates into "girls are on average worse at this game than guys." That is a gender difference, not a stereotype. And you all are morons too to suggest that if a girl beats TC it refutes the overwhelming existing evidence in support of his claim.

This is what happens when people don't think rationally. The world turns into the blind shouting at the deaf.
Is that Slashtap on smashboards? Or is it some sort of Siashtap?

nope it's Slashtap :D
 

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Wow, where did you get the impressiont that Sam0chan is actually good? She's not. If I remember correctly the highest she's ever gotten in a tournament out of Finland is top 17 and it's laughable to think Captain Jack could get ouside of top 8 at a European tournament(I think he's never placed below 3rd) whatever though.(In case you don't know the only European to take a torunament from Jack is Amsah)



Are you a female? I don't think I'll be accepting this money match otherwise.
Lol she may not be better than Captain Jack, but care to remind me how that's relevant? And I'm pretty sure that she's better than someone with an 06 playstyle (ken with his outdated **** that every marth and his mother can do now) let alone someone who doesn't play anymore (lolmikael).
the one thing you forget is that in smash, win=/= better in many cases. None the less, even if she isn't good, she's better than you :)
 

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VBM close the thread your gonna lose a lot of money mming jman, lovage, hax anyway....
 

Virusbluemage

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Lol she may not be better than Captain Jack, but care to remind me how that's relevant? And I'm pretty sure that she's better than someone with an 06 playstyle (ken with his outdated **** that every marth and his mother can do now) let alone someone who doesn't play anymore (lolmikael).
the one thing you forget is that in smash, win=/= better in many cases. None the less, even if she isn't good, she's better than you :)
Her not being as good as Captain jack isn't relevant, you brought that up not me. I only pursued to illustrate that you're full of s**t and didn't know what you're talking about. Also I'm pretty sure you're the only who this great preception of Samochan know one else beleive she is as good as what you're thinking.

Edit: I've come to the conclusion, that you're an ***. I won't bother MMing you at Pound.

VBM close the thread your gonna lose a lot of money mming jman, lovage, hax anyway....
Well if I lose moeny to those guys I can just make it back up by ****** females. Lol, and of those you mentioned Hax is the only one who I think has a great chance of taking my moeny.
 

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Her not being as good as Captain jack isn't relevant, you brought that up not me. I only pursued to illustrate that you're full of s**t and didn't know what you're talking about. Also I'm pretty sure you're the only who this great preception of Samochan know one else beleive she is as good as what you're thinking.

Edit: I've come to the conclusion, that you're an ***. I won't bother MMing you at Pound.
Quote the post where I bring captain jack into this.
also,
Also I'm pretty sure you're the only who this great preception of Samochan know one else beleive she is as good as what you're thinking.
What?

And my opinion has no effect on my ability to play. If you're as good as you say, I should be good for an easy $20, right? What idiot would throw that away?
 
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