Anime critic
Here are the list on anime that ive watched. Golden Boy, Dragonball Z, Spirited Away, Princess Monokoke, Trigun, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, and Cowboy Bebop
Rank best to worst.
Cowboy Bebop
Reason: This is the most astonding animes ive seen. Everything is flawless. Cinematography, jazz film noir, character development. The fact that its film noir anime immediately gives it the near perfect rating.
Spirited Away: This is **** good anime. Create a beauiful environment similar to the Wizard of Oz. Made me want to live in their world. I thought it was an allegory of the Great Depression and how human greed in the 20s resulted in the mass over flow and the depression. The train scene "btw the most memorable scene" looked so much like the 30s. Plus much more evidence. No face, gold, etc. Also created a parallel soultion. Instead of world war 2. The solution was peace and self sacrifice. Amazing anime
Ghost in the Shell: Hell yea this was good anime. Great cinematography, beautiful environment, deep story. Def watch it
Princess Monokoke: It was good, but i didnt like it. Creates a great world. But the ending just pissed me off. Despite the fact that that women treated humans kindly, her disrespect for nature shoulda cause her death at the end. She didnt die. Thus im pissed.
Akira: I dont see why this anime is critically acclaimed. Despite the flawless cinematography and mysterious environment (which I liked). There was almost no character development. The story made no sense. The original manga was 2000 pages long. Katsuhiro Otomo crunched it into a 2 hour long movie. I dont understand y Tetsuo wanted to kill his friends just because he was made fun of. Nothing added up.
Trigun: This anime was a piece of crap. I'm sorry but the ending was terrible. Vash was an unrealistic character put in an unrealistic position. I mean what kind of person who hates vash so much that he is willing to have vash kill him? no. Legato was so out there that it pissed me off. Vash's choice to save Knives was stupid. The anime ends without think of the consequences. A person like knives does not desearve life. I also hated it when they jumped around dodging bullets. That was ********.
Golden Boy: U might as well watch hentai. Its better.
Dragonball Z: Episode 1-26 were amazing. If u like anything after that then dont talk about good anime ever again. It takes forever to do anything. Hear is a great quote from urbandictionary. "1) Story that is VERY slow at progressing. One example had the planet blowing up. They had about 4 minutes to get off it or they'd all die, however it didn't blow up until about 10-15 30 minute episodes later.
2) Story about a bunch of "heros" that try to save the world but fail spectacularily and must watch the world get blown up. Then they just make a wish for the world to be restored and then they have "saved the world."
3)A story with a plot that doesn't go much beyond "the most powerful warrior in the universe" trying to destroy the universe only to be defeated. Then some guy that is stronger and also impossible to beat shows up and is beaten. Repeat this proccess and you have Dragonball Z.
4) Show about Dragonballs, not sure what the "z" is for.
5) Anime in which a bunch of guys fight, valiantly die, and then come back to life so they can die again when the next invincible guy comes
1) Wierd blue guy: GOKU THE PLANET IS GOING TO BLOW IN 4 MINUTES! (10 EPISODES LATER) THE PLANET'S GOING TO BLOW ANY SECOND NOW!
2) Goku: I can't believe he blew up the earth, I mean they've already done that 2 times and the moons been blown up at least 50 times.
3) "Frieza is the most powerful warrior in the universe!" "Cell is the most powerful..." "Buu is..." etc
4) We must try to collect those dragonballs or our viewers might start to leave "z's" (sleeping)
5) NOOOOOOOOOO! KRILLIN JUST DIED FOR HIS 4TH TIME!
How many saiyans does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Just one but it takes five episodes"
Worst anime ever.