This thread will let you interview falcon mains, but not all at the same time.
Currently interviewing:
Lionman
Next to be interviewed:
-Chucklez
Interviewed falcons:
-lordhelmet
[Will add later]
This can be fun.
(Idea borrowed from the wario board.)
Currently interviewing:
Lionman
Next to be interviewed:
-Chucklez
Interviewed falcons:
-lordhelmet
-teluoborg*updating this post as long as I keep getting questions*
Q: Why do you play Falcon?
A: Well, I've used him since SSB64, I love F-Zero games, and he is the most fun to play as.
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Q: Why do you suck so much lordy <3
A: Idk, I am just terrible at this game
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Q: Well a question for lordhelmet : how many tournament have you attended ?
A: Only one real tourney to this date, looking to hit a bunch this summer (I have ride, money, and location johns). I've been to a lot of smashfests and play with IRL friends sometimes though.
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Q: So, lordhelmet, what are your hobbies?
A: Outside of Brawl I skateboard, film, and hangout with friends obviously.
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Q: what is the willz combo???
A: KNEE OF JUSTICE TO REVERSE FALCON PAWWWWWWWNCH
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Q: do you enjoy doing Falcon mirrors? if not, why?
A: Depends on who I am playing, if they're just for the "lulz" then I enjoy them, but if I'm playing someone who's pretty much just trying to beat me then they get really irritating.
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Q: Do you go strictly all falcon in tournaments, or do you use anyone as back up in certain matchups?
A: My last tourney I went all Falcon except for one game. I was up against a ranked Snake and felt hopeless with Falcon, I went MK and still lost. As for secondaries they are MK and Snake lol.
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Q: What would you say Falcon's worst match-up is?
A: Atm I'm gonna say Olimar. I played offline friendlies against L_Cancel and got wrecked every game.
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Q: Is MK da bess?
A: In Brawl, unfortunately yes
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Q: Brawl, BBrawl, Brawl+ and Brawl- thoughts? Preferences?
A: Brawl: a pretty bad game, only play because I enjoy it
BBrawl: played it for a bit, then stopped because of Sonic's up-b spike
Brawl +: one big john
Brawl -: haven't played this one yet, looks incredibly fun
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Q: Whats your favorite movie, TV show, anime, and book?
A: Movie: The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)
TV Show: King of the Hill
Anime: no
Book: haven't read anything that has blown my socks off recently
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Q: Where did you get the name "lordhelmet?" and from that, how did you derive the tag "Lordy?"
A: Spaceballs lol, people just called me "Lordy" so that's where that comes from
-Willz (AKA Justin Bieber/Chris Benoit)Here I go,
What is the most annoying weakness Falcon has IYO?
Not having a good OOS option.
Grab range sucks, Usmash is too slow, Dive has bad horizontal range and aerials don't hit small opponents.
The more I play with other characters, the more I wish Falcon could do something when someone hits his shield.
Or maybe not having a GTFO aerial like Luigi's or Peach's Nair.
How good do you think Falcon is?
That good :
More seriously his moves are terribad but some of his character traits (weight, mobility) are good and the fact that his aerial have low landing lag give him a special flow.
So the combination of the three give a overall bad character with little strenghts that can be exploited.
What is Falcon's best stage and why?
Dunno, I don't feel like Falcon is stage dependant, so your best stage is the opponent's worst stage.
On personal preference I'd say Halberd or Brinstar because of the Falcon Dive sharking.
What is Falcon's best high tier matchup?
I used to think about Wario but I'm not sure anymore.
Now I'd either say Wario or Marth. I know the Marth matchup is awful on the paper but I don't have that much trouble playing high level Marths.
Wouldn't be able to explain why lol.
What is your favourite Falcon outfit?
Blood Falcon ftw
What is Falcon's best move?
Dtaunt.
Uair comes second.
The rest is situationnal.
Who do you think are the top 3 Falcons in the world, and in what order?
Not counting the ones who retired (rebaz, Lionman), and judging by what I saw in videos I'd say :
1-Ally
2-Acedude
3-That guy named wills or something
How well do you think your Falcon compares to the top3?
In terms of knowledge I'd say close.
In terms of tournament performance I'm far behind.
In terms of Falcon ditto i obviously **** everyone.
What are your targets/aims for the future?
Get better at Smash, at least good enough to place in tournaments.
Find and train a second that can handle Falcon's worst matchups (right now I'm trying Falco, only one letter away from the good ol Captain).
Favorite color and why
Red. Or blue. Or both.
Do you attend tournaments?
Yes, once or twice a month.
But I suck so I don't place, french scene is way too good.
Does Smashkng ask too many questions?
Maybe ?
How does it feel to be the inventor of the Willz Combo?
****s cash bro, ****s hella cash.
Are you proud of being the best CF (or among the best) in Europe? Or is it not much of an accomplishment because you guys are bad?
I AM VERY PROUD of being the best CF in the WORLD. Does that answer your question?
and...
'Europe is bad'... You asked this question and you are worse than the worst player in Europe. You cannot talk!
Why are you so good at trolling?
Comes naturally, bro.
Q: does chirp make sexy captain falcon brawl textures? :3
probably, but i have to see for myself!
above 2 questions
I created the Willz combo, what have you 2 losers done? Exactly, **** all.
Now who really sucks?!??!!?
You 2!!!
No johns n00b GET *****!!!
(OWNEDPWNEDGROPEDRAPEDMOLESTED)
Y do ya change your username so often?
Why do you have such a gay homo ****** name and never think about changing it???
Just answer the question, tough guy.
And now that you mention it, how does one change their username on here?
Player-3By getting dat money money, yeah yeah.
[Will add later]
This can be fun.
(Idea borrowed from the wario board.)