Ever thought about getting a girlfriend?...

[PolMex23]

Then you realize what in the world were you thinking?

Depending on how late your reacted to your idiotic thought, its either too late or your were saved from a future disaster.

Just hating on girls an how you don't need them right now.

If anyone else disagrees please let me hear it.

If anyone(everyone) else agrees show your support with a "Hu-RAh!!!"

 

[VSC.D-Torr]

Your sig is amazing, Mike

 

[theONEjanitor]

i dont know how old you are so i dont know exactly what you mean be "right now".

if you are approximately 21 or younger, I agree wholeheartedly. girls are pretty much ******* until they get out into the real world. and guys are also ******* at the age, perhaps even more so.

eventually you kind of figure out how girls work, and also you desire for companionship beyond your bros intensifies, and the girls have sort of mellowed out so its not as bad.

 

[Rayku]

Women are not trustworthy beings.

All they are good for is hugs when you're feeling lonely, which shouldn't happen because you're a man.

Haroo!

 

[Linguini]

yeah,and i thought again.

 

[Mike G]

Women are not trustworthy beings.

All they are good for is hugs when you're feeling lonely, which shouldn't happen because you're a man.

Haroo!

Cool story bro.


<333

 

[ama(m/t)]

i hate swf women topics

 

[Mike G]

HA tong! you think this one is awesome?! go check out the "would you hit a female" topic in user blogs.


ohh baby....

 

[CRASHiC]

i hate swf women topics

Then maybe you should go onto an Anime forum and see there women topics. They are epicly funny.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/Eureka_Seven/index.php?showtopic=717&st=0

 

[PolMex23]

Whoa this is coming from a man who can most definitely talk to and pick up chicks/girls/women

Im 19, so yes at this age its a no go. Literally you should go into every relationship just wanting to **** because some ****s going to happen especially if your dealing with "the average" college crazy girl.

But, I do not respect the unhonest approach. The way most guys go about getting girls.

Sweettalking an whispering little nothings into their ears. Nah I dont play that stupid ****.

Im like look hunny we grindin an im alil hard so I think you fine and you definitely like the way I look/feel/am soo...We should def chill...later...or now...ect.

I dont bull****. But alotta girls in college like this ****...an most are down for hook ups. If not we kinda do stuff for weeks or months but when the time comes to either get serious...

Thats the decision. But if we were messin around after the first few days/weeks we goin to be honest to each other for real?

Thats how I handle things...

 

[ama(m/t)]

Then maybe you should go onto an Anime forum and see there women topics. They are epicly funny.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/Eureka_Seven/index.php?showtopic=717&st=0

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ffffffffffffff

HA tong! you think this one is awesome?! go check out the "would you hit a female" topic in user blogs.


ohh baby....

i have never been
to USER BLOGS

 

[Mike G]

unrelated to this topic but ....here Tong

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=252970

just try to not rage and get a headache like I did in there.

 

[ama(m/t)]

my life just became a close tab gif

no more please i will stop 5am spam mike g plz

 

[Hai Im Fearless]

hu-rah.......!

 

[BearsAreScary]

ITT: people post stereotypical generalizations because of their specific encounters

I believe XKCD said it best:
http://xkcd.com/385/

 

[Scidadle]

GIRLS ARE GROSS

ewwwww

 

[PolMex23]

hu-rah.......!

HURAH TO YOU MY FRIEND!!!

Um the if you would hit a female thread wasnt bad...People expressed their opinions some better than others.

Im just saying.

At this age, High school and undergrad years of college(16-21to23)

A relationship is just not worth it. Really it isnt.

My only exception is if you find a good one, then why not.

If they are intelligent, pretty, beautiful. Shows class, has a presence when shes out in public. You can talk to her like she was a bro...

A girl/woman you are never ashamed to associate yourself with.

You would be stupid to pass that up.

Problem is...Those are hard to come across. An when you do they either

1. Put you into the friend hole since they have horrible taste in men or
2. Put you into the friend hole for no apparent reason or
3. They are slow to trust so you become her friend but then its "to wierd" for them to see the two of you dating since your such good friends ect. or
4. You are to late to pop the question or take the next step cuz your a ***** or
5. You never meet them or
6. Your lucky and the pieces fall into place and now your dating.

All the rest are not worth dating AND YOU START DATING THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK AND THE TWISTED SIDE OF YOUR MALE MIND IS CONTROLLING YOU

Because we all know that if you go out with a girl an most of the aspects previously listed above don't fit with her than your just trying to ****...

And that my friend's is a very weak and soft aspect of man and something Im proud of never to abuse. Preying on those who are susceptable to our lies...Never will i do so. Especially if you lie about it an truly believe you like her...

BULL****... I know how men work.

I am one. An I dare one of ya'll to say otherwise. Unless your ****ing ******** well then your excused but most men with a good sense and good intelligence can overcome such stupidity.

 

[GodMeowMix]

i like hooking up, ive never needed a girlfriend though, i just watch porn.. lol i think i have problems sometimes

 

[BadAxel97]

Hu-RAh!
Who needs women, pssh! I can cook and clean by my own goddam self, thank you! (zing!)
Besides, my closet doesn't have the room for all those shoes! D:

i like hooking up, ive never needed a girlfriend though, i just watch porn.. lol i think i have problems sometimes

It's alright, my friend. Acceptance is the first step.
...Unless you don't want to change your habits...

 

[Scidadle]

I have sex with females all the time telling them lies and slander about how I want to be with them.

THEN I NEVER CALL THEM EL OH EL

 

[PolMex23]

Yes

Hu-Rah!

Hu-Rah!!!

Hu....RAH!!!

 

[spider_sense]

Polmex is a ****ing man.

 

[Mike G]

Polmex is a ****ing man.

http://staff.rio.edu/miket/attitude.htm


REAL TALK!

 

[ph00tbag]

It'd be nice to have a lady in my life.

 

[ZIO]

It'd be nice to have a lady in my life.

So true. I am not so blessed.

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

HAMMINAHAMMINAHAMMINAHAMMINA

POW RIGHT IN DA KISSA

10caps

 

[DFEAR]

Polmex is a ****ing man.

quoted for truth. hooooooorrrrrraaaaah

 

[GDX]

If they are intelligent, pretty, beautiful. Shows class, has a presence when shes out in public. You can talk to her like she was a bro...

A girl/woman you are never ashamed to associate yourself with.

You would be stupid to pass that up.

hu-****in-rah!

 

[Vonzar the Soulrender]

I used to date but it sucked. So then i got FWB's, I'm kinda tired of that now and want to date again.

I'm older than most people on SWF though so i guess i'm just at that "settle down" stage.

 

[Sandtru27]

lol we all know how my last relationship turned out (those that matter anyways)

hu-rah

 

[RockCrock]

Girl johns? Those are like C-class johns, don't you got anything better than that?

 

[GA Peach]

yeah, girls can be pretty ****ing stupid sometimes. but, when you find that right one, oh man. it really can feel like heaven at times.

 

[Dreadz18x]

Polmex got dat gucci mane in his sig lol

 

[Masky]

..........

 

[Wiscus]

This thread has AWESOME lulz potential.
Though I do find it funny that I don't have many female friends, I get along with guys a lot better than my own sex. Just do what I do and don't date at all, ever. Sure fire way to keep drama out of your life.


......
Excuse me I'm just camping here

 

[BEHR]

"I love *****es."

 

[Dorsey]

but when you do find the right girl you will wonder why you even put effort into getting random *****.. I lost interest in getting laid all the time when i was 19-20. By then I'd had enough nasty, slutty, dirty, snatch in my life and it just wasn't a big deal to me anymore.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Already have a girlfriend.

Still can't get her to come to tourneys, though. She has the "but I'll die in the tourney" thought pattern. She mains Bowser and Luigi.

I won't get into any srsly serious relationships until AFTER college. When I know that I'll have a job, and my own place, and I get life on track.

I think Marty said it best. Girls can be stupid at times, but having the right one is probably the best feeling in the world. Besides, y'know, Ganon UTilt or a Falcon Sacred Combo.

 

[PolMex23]

hu-****in-rah!

Thanks guys for the man compliments lol xD
An thanks Gdx manly quote I appreciate it.



Now I want to share something that's really bothering me...
And I would like this audiences opinion.

My problem is that I know and have known a few girls/women in the past that are "date-able".
But before I had the awful collapse of mental will to fight outside opinion and the general public's judgements.

But now it's just purely this. If I know I will dump them in the future due to me getting bored...

I simply stop pursuing. Which lets them, over time, lable me as just another guy.

Which then lets me watch a possibillity dissapate in front of me as wind does to a handful of sand.

There is this awkward, hurtful feeling to myself whenever I stress upon my own self. The way I think, especially with this.
I say, how dare I judge someone... How dare I compare them to my list of self ranked quality's that determine wether or not they should be deemed a significant to me.

A significant to me within the publics/familys eye.

Or is it really my worry of hurting another person's heart. Rousing emotions I would never wish to be brought upon anyone. For I know, and truly fear their destructive power to a person's mind.

Yet again, I fail to remember the power of forgetting and "letting go" things.

But to me. To me I think there is no such thing. That hurt will stay. And in knowing this,

the act of commiting it would forever torture my mind.

Sometimes I still don't believe who I am...Or may truly be.

 

[GodMeowMix]

There's nothing wrong with being selective, its a part of human nature, if we didn't have it this world would be messed up. Ladies are so much more selective than guys anyways, we produce millions of sperm while women only have a few eggs. I don't think its a good idea to care what people think about your life either, its not their life whats usually in someone's eye is usually of their interest not yours.

Basically just do what you wanna do. Maybe you don't want to be committed, that's fine, or maybe you do and that's perfectly fine too. You make your own decisions, just go with what your heart tells you to do.