Heh, thought I could let the student teachers run the class for a little while. I guess their mental capacity is only 1/1000 of my own.
ATTENTION ALL YOCTOGRAMS
Class is back in session. Today's lesson? Algebra 101, due to the decimals in the back that decided to divide by 0. It's time you digits learned true beauty from a real artist.
This is my classroom now! I intend to instruct you 000s on the aesthetics of math and the logic of art. I will be running this show from start to finish and I will not tolerate slackers. You 000s will need to put every effort of work into this classroom, or else they shall be iterated and then subtracted.
Red Ruy: I run this ****. Out of all players not named -273C, you are the one who will be insubordinate to us for the sake of insubordination. I will assume, should you try to go against us, that you are scum doing it for the sake of not letting us have full control of the game. You may not like it, but if you are town, work with us. You are allowed to speak up if you have a problem with our math, but don't interrupt class when the teacher is talking. I don't want any class clowns.
-273.15 C (you 000s call him FrozenFlame): I don't remember what game it was, but I made an offer to you in our last game together. The offer was such: at any given time, should you ask it, I would show you my hand--but only as long as you'd do the same for me. That offer is back on the table again, as you are a pain to read without information. Do you accept?
Crack 'n Puns': Okay, you think you're hot ****, but you ain't. I see what you're doing and quite honestly it won't fly. I can shut you down because
I can do it better. If the two players that make up your hydra are allowed to play in the way this slot is setting itself up to play, it will allow you both the ability to do whatever you want with absolutely no accountability for your actions. That is not allowed. From this point forward, your word is your arm and recanting previous stances or acting in a hypocritical manner will be treated as a scumtell and a heavy one at that. Acknowledge and accept it.
N.01: It seems like an arrogant thing to say, you say? I happen to know for a fact that you've seen arrogance before. After all, lovely numeral, you've dealt with us. I know for a fact that you're capable of handling it better. So tell me what you hope to gain by biting on Crack 'n Puns' loaded question.
The entire class: I want you to look at this exchange:
@anyone we've not played with before:
1. describe for us please your 'meta' or playstyle so that we don't read you wrong.
2. tell us why we should keep you around until endgame.
Yaaayy, finally starting! :D
Eh? Who says your staying til endgame?
I don't believe anyone says that. Maybe we will be Kraken Puns all game, who knows.
It just seems like an arrogant thing to ask. Like you have no doubt you won't be lynched or NK'd.
First I want all of you to tell me what you think about Crack 'n Puns' loaded question at the start of the game, and then I want your thoughts on Tcat's response.