You two crossed the line this past weekend. I had just won CGC, I bought my victory steak at Chilli's, and I had thoroughly enjoyed about half of it. I was saving the other half for when I got home...and what do you know?
I have about 1 bite left of my steak, cuz Dunskies and Lucky thought it'd be a good idea to take a few bites. News flash gentlemen, you two just F***ED up.
You can make fun of my mom, you can lie about my d*** size, but one thing you DO NOT do.... is you DO NOT eat another man's steak.
Remember what happened to Lovage when he only just TRIED to order my burger WITH lettuce after I specifically told him "NO LETTUCE"? I'll tell you what happened:
One day, per my revenge, he ordered extra large fries and instead got MY extra small fries because I felt he needed to be punished.
If you don't understand the severity of the situation, I allowed him to pay about 2 extra dollars for fries. I then ate all of his fries in his presence, and forced him to eat my 99cent fries. I'm pretty sure I threw away whatever fries I didn't finish. All because he only tried to f*** with me. "But hugo I didn't actually do anything!?". Yeah, well attempted murderers never actually murdered anyone either, but they still get f***ed.
What Dunskies and lucky did is deplorable, and they shall pay the ultimate price. They had the nerve to reprimand me for trying to take a bag of chips that was left in his car as munchies for the trip. He told me "that's grimey hugo, you can't take the chips to your house, they're for us". He said this when he knew full well he just ate about 5$ worth of my steak.
Pay back is a *****, stay on your toes gentlemen.
I have about 1 bite left of my steak, cuz Dunskies and Lucky thought it'd be a good idea to take a few bites. News flash gentlemen, you two just F***ED up.
You can make fun of my mom, you can lie about my d*** size, but one thing you DO NOT do.... is you DO NOT eat another man's steak.
Remember what happened to Lovage when he only just TRIED to order my burger WITH lettuce after I specifically told him "NO LETTUCE"? I'll tell you what happened:
One day, per my revenge, he ordered extra large fries and instead got MY extra small fries because I felt he needed to be punished.
If you don't understand the severity of the situation, I allowed him to pay about 2 extra dollars for fries. I then ate all of his fries in his presence, and forced him to eat my 99cent fries. I'm pretty sure I threw away whatever fries I didn't finish. All because he only tried to f*** with me. "But hugo I didn't actually do anything!?". Yeah, well attempted murderers never actually murdered anyone either, but they still get f***ed.
What Dunskies and lucky did is deplorable, and they shall pay the ultimate price. They had the nerve to reprimand me for trying to take a bag of chips that was left in his car as munchies for the trip. He told me "that's grimey hugo, you can't take the chips to your house, they're for us". He said this when he knew full well he just ate about 5$ worth of my steak.
Pay back is a *****, stay on your toes gentlemen.
