Xelic
Smash Ace
Anyway, as I was saying:
Hylian speaks the truth, Drew. I know you locked DoH's thread because he was "telling others what to do" and that it wasn't tournament-related, but it isn't as though we have strict rules on this small section of the forum preventing us from mentioning anything that is not tourney-related (though his WAS).
This topic is relevant to Texas.
Also, since the topic has finally been allowed, I will be re-posting its predecessors:
Drew is an Oppressive Mod! THE TOURNEY! May 3rd (This weekend)
The tourney will be held at my apartment, 1109 Pleasant Valley.
Remember, though, I have very limited space and a single setup, so only Austin smashers are allowed to come to this.
RULES:
Best 4/7.
All stages on random except for Icicle Mountain.
All character choices are random, no character repeats during a set, and you have ONE repick option.
Sheik is banned, because she is not on the select screen.
Peach and Popo are also banned, but Daisy and Nana are allowed. Popo is ONLY allowed as a follower.
Weight Watchers Wario is banned because he is too powerful and motivated.
Entry:
$1 dollar + food. I'm serious. If you don't plan on bringing food, you can't come. People need to eat. Winner takes all money and we all share food. So even you losers who suck at Smash get yummies.
It starts at 2 PM. 2PM. 2PM. No later. First place gets all the money, everyone else goes home crying.
POST HERE IF YOU PLAN TO COME SO I CAN FORM A LIST AND RIG THE BRACKETS.
By the way nubs, this is a MELEE TOURNAMENT.
Hylian speaks the truth, Drew. I know you locked DoH's thread because he was "telling others what to do" and that it wasn't tournament-related, but it isn't as though we have strict rules on this small section of the forum preventing us from mentioning anything that is not tourney-related (though his WAS).
This topic is relevant to Texas.
Also, since the topic has finally been allowed, I will be re-posting its predecessors:
Unlock DoH's Thread.
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It spoke the truth, except for the part about me trying to date him; we all know it's the reverse.
Also, KKK: Stop your nonsense. You made no argument at all, and basically just called everyone out for playing high tiers. Okay, good job, you're a hero, we all feel bad about ourselves, etc.
Oh wait, I beat Cave's Doc and Y.Link with Bowser, and also beat his Doc with Yoshi. By the way, Cave's Ness absolutely *****. My Link is amazing and yet got destroyed by Vash in a Link ditto at FS2. Lee ***** people with Mario at the same tourney. Galt sucks *** but his G&W is still pretty **** decent. Smiles has a dirty Luigi. SOS and I have mean Pichus. Chang's Mewtwo does miraculous and scary things. These are all of our off characters. Everyone plays low tiers, but the fact of the matter is that they don't do well in high-level tournament play, so we don't use them there.
Look, we all know and respect that you have an amazing Kirby, but get off your low tier high horse; we've had enough of your whining and poor sportsmanship (DaBR3, anyone?).
Okay, Drew is being really mean to me. Here is the tournament info:Texas, who are we kidding?
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We HATE change.
Texas is super conservative. Everyone knows that. We're big fans of oppression and elitism and capitalism. So why would we ever switch to the communism that is Brawl? It's a fauxquality that is forced by minimizing the potential skill gaps as much as possible (via the removal of advanced techniques and ways to make the game fast and introducing such awfulness as tripping) because it's creator is the ultimate scrub:
Quote:
"An example: a game is built with such depth that it brings to a player's mind memories of defeat. As a game designer, I can't ignore this possibility. If, in a multiplayer fighting game, only the winner feels good and the other challengers get no such feeling, then there is really no joy at all. No matter how people play, I want everyone to be happy! Is this asking for too much?...
I don't watch sports much and I don't find them particularly exciting. Whichever player or team wins, I always end up thinking "well done, everyone!" I'm not really cheering for or supporting any one team. If there was something like the World Cup going on, I'd be inclined to cheer for Japan and would be excited, but if the opponent was putting his heart into it, I'd feel that both were the same. "
http://www.n-sider.com/articleview.php?articleid=637
See, Sakurai wants us all to believe in the heart of the cards and then we can pull victories out of our ***** regardless of skill! Looking at the way Brawl is designed, he targeted us as competitive players and tried to stamp us out as much as possible by making the game as easy as he could in order to make the game "fair" by his ****ed up interpretation.
(Pic)
See? He even looks like the kind of kid who used to get beat up and was like 'one day, I'll show you!'
Kidding.
But seriously. Brawl was cute for a while. It was pretty and shiny and zomg, new characters. I'm not going to lie, I love making bluezaft frustrated and grunty when he gets caught in a bullet seed or rolls into a PK upsmash, but its three weeks in and I'm already bored. And I know there are some of you out there who feel the same.
So lets go back to melee. Brawl was like spring break. We can still have it as a side event. It'd be like low tier; except instead of characters, it'd be in terms of game design.
You may be saying to yourself, "but we've been doing this for x number of years! Isn't it time for a change?" and I will say to you that other fighting game communities have been playing their game since the nineties and their communities are still evolving.
Quote:
"Three of the world's most prominent fighting games.
Street Fighter Alpha three
Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
Marvel vs Capcom
Dates of release respectively.
June 29, 1998
May 12, 1999
June 25, 1997 "
We've only had this game for 6 years. Most of us haven't even been playing it that long. I know I haven't. Let's not give up on Melee.
As long as I have known Xelic, there are two things he always tries to get me to do. One is to go out with him, and two is to play Starcraft. That game is old as hell but he and Chang still live for the swarm.
I'm not saying we should abandon brawl; we'll keep it like you keep and cherish any ******** member of your family - in the back with the lights off. But we were tricked like a hooker Peach out of her tip into giving up on Melee so soon. Saying we had our last Melee tournament is like saying that was actually Cher's farewell tour.
Even Gimpyfish is going back to Melee, and he plays Bowser.
Drew is an Oppressive Mod! THE TOURNEY! May 3rd (This weekend)
The tourney will be held at my apartment, 1109 Pleasant Valley.
Remember, though, I have very limited space and a single setup, so only Austin smashers are allowed to come to this.
RULES:
Best 4/7.
All stages on random except for Icicle Mountain.
All character choices are random, no character repeats during a set, and you have ONE repick option.
Sheik is banned, because she is not on the select screen.
Peach and Popo are also banned, but Daisy and Nana are allowed. Popo is ONLY allowed as a follower.
Weight Watchers Wario is banned because he is too powerful and motivated.
Entry:
$1 dollar + food. I'm serious. If you don't plan on bringing food, you can't come. People need to eat. Winner takes all money and we all share food. So even you losers who suck at Smash get yummies.
It starts at 2 PM. 2PM. 2PM. No later. First place gets all the money, everyone else goes home crying.
POST HERE IF YOU PLAN TO COME SO I CAN FORM A LIST AND RIG THE BRACKETS.
By the way nubs, this is a MELEE TOURNAMENT.