WilldaBeast
Smash Apprentice
This might be the stupidest list I've seen in my entire life. You never know.
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Do you guys wanna see the worst Smash player ever?
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kenhead
Smash Apprentice
That list was the most retarted thing ever. omg that's like saying... Hi my name is supernoob. Yea Kirby is a definately a guy. Guess you got confused cause the whole naked characters missing some important body parts. LOL
PK-ow!
Smash Lord
This *is* the stupidest thing ever.
I mean, he says at the beginning "I am not saying I am the best brawler, no way, I'm not that arrogant. So in turn, this editorial only reflects my opinion as a brawl player, it's not something that I am saying is 100% right."
If you're still making any claim to the effect that the list has some objective facet of truth, then it fails. And it is a matter of public record (cf. smashworld forums) that your failure is epic.
So suppose he weakens his claims. He says it's all opinion. He's not really claiming *any* of this stuff to be true or verifiable or useful to anyone else in any way.
But then, if he is disavowing all claim to have actually produced a competitive rating, then what is going on here other than prolonged, text-based masturbation?
I mean, he says at the beginning "I am not saying I am the best brawler, no way, I'm not that arrogant. So in turn, this editorial only reflects my opinion as a brawl player, it's not something that I am saying is 100% right."
If you're still making any claim to the effect that the list has some objective facet of truth, then it fails. And it is a matter of public record (cf. smashworld forums) that your failure is epic.
So suppose he weakens his claims. He says it's all opinion. He's not really claiming *any* of this stuff to be true or verifiable or useful to anyone else in any way.
But then, if he is disavowing all claim to have actually produced a competitive rating, then what is going on here other than prolonged, text-based masturbation?
AquaTech
We hit the potjack
No one's opinions are that stupid. That guy is a chump.
Demon Kirby
Smash Champion
On-topic: I didn't read the list yet, but I'm sure this thread already covered everything.
Read it, so you too may chuckle at its inherent absurdity.
On-topic: I didn't read the list yet, but I'm sure this thread already covered everything.
Demon Kirby
Smash Champion
Yeah . . . just read it . . . well, half of it.
That was the worst list ever. All he needed to do was put Ganaondorf on top and it be the perfect failure.
That was the worst list ever. All he needed to do was put Ganaondorf on top and it be the perfect failure.
kirby has no gender, it says so in his instruction manuel in the first kirby game
(some guy said that at a tourny so im not the loser :D)
Demon Kirby
Smash Champion
kirby has no gender, it says so in his instruction manuel in the first kirby game
(some guy said that at a tourny so im not the loser :D)
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/kirby.html
SeventhSage
Smash Apprentice
It's frustrating to read because not only he's unexperienced, he's also biased...
Zixion
Smash Cadet
Toon link 26? Kirby first?
That list fails
That list fails
thewiredknight
Smash Journeyman
Well at least Marth is high.
But WTF is King Dedede doing so low when he now has one of the best projectiles in the game? Man this is a ******** list.
But WTF is King Dedede doing so low when he now has one of the best projectiles in the game? Man this is a ******** list.
CraneStyle
Smash Cadet
- Joined
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Yea who ever wrote this list must either
A.Be jacked up on robitussin and Paint Thinner
Or
B.Just Autistic
One or the other lol yea this guy fails at Smash and Life he should go play Halo 3 or some **** most noobs play
A.Be jacked up on robitussin and Paint Thinner
Or
B.Just Autistic
One or the other lol yea this guy fails at Smash and Life he should go play Halo 3 or some **** most noobs play
pokefanthingy
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2007
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- 27
EPIC FAIL
10char
10char
GreatClayMonkey
Smash Lord
I second this
raymanbud714
Smash Journeyman
this was rly stupid... ppl who deserved higher were all over the place. and wtf is up with kirby? this guys just sucking up to sakurai lol XD
Jigglymaster
Smash Hero
Jigglypuff.... the worst in the game and usless? Blasphemy. Any False smash player would put him as the worst because they don't even know how to use him right.
Superperson
Smash Rookie
...Jigglypuff's a chick.
How can he put Toon Link lower than normal Link? Kirby #1?
No. Just no.
How can he put Toon Link lower than normal Link? Kirby #1?
No. Just no.
DragonRider-ofSmashBros
Smash Apprentice
bad list, but glad Pikachu is ranked so high but yeah I glanced over it and I saw a bunch of characters that should've been ranked higher or lower. And shouldn't Sheik have her own thing?
but yeah I glanced over it and I saw a bunch of characters that should've been ranked higher or lower. And shouldn't Sheik have her own thing?
majora_787
Smash Hero
o_o This guy...he's...wow. He did a horrible job with this. Ness's up and down B? o_o son of a landmaster...
GreatClayMonkey
Smash Lord
the ore of this I read the more I realized this is the kind of stuff I thought when melee first came out and I didn't know anything about smash
FrostByte
Smash Lord
Jiggs can be male or female. Pikachu is the only one you can tell is a male, cause he's so manly etc.
Why has this thread gotten this many pages?
Why has this thread gotten this many pages?
majora_787
Smash Hero
Because the noob who made this list is a piece of **** and we need to flame some sense into his skull =D
Kyd
Smash Journeyman
i want whatever this guy takes when he plays brawl...
crosser43
Smash Journeyman
that is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen
lol crash bandit coot over Jiggs
the guy should quit life
lol crash bandit coot over Jiggs
the guy should quit life
Grandeza
Smash Master
lmao at Diddy for 31. "throwing a banana peel would have been great if this was mario kart". Did this guy even play the game.
Brandon72196
Smash Apprentice
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- Mar 5, 2008
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...LOL at TL not being high on the list...
"He's here simply because he's not as good as the real thing and he's lighter. Don't get me wrong, he can be a force to be reckoned with and I like playing with him, but he's just a spawn off of Link "... this guy is the worst smash player ever..
"He's here simply because he's not as good as the real thing and he's lighter. Don't get me wrong, he can be a force to be reckoned with and I like playing with him, but he's just a spawn off of Link "... this guy is the worst smash player ever..
blooagga
Smash Journeyman
I gotta admit they have a good taste in number one character....
but I would rather kirby appear low tier.
but I would rather kirby appear low tier.
_Slick_
Smash Ace
He says Link is better than Toon Link.
Failure.
Failure.
Uncle Fitzy
Smash Journeyman
My eyes are bleeding.
pirkid
Smash Lord
This is a fun flame thread. :D
He made the most generalized comments evar. (SAMUS HAS 2 CHARACTERS, THAT MAKES HER GUD)
Not even worth an epic. Just a fail.
He made the most generalized comments evar. (SAMUS HAS 2 CHARACTERS, THAT MAKES HER GUD)
Not even worth an epic. Just a fail.
Tofu Beast
Smash Ace
Those banana peels pwn
ecstatic
Smash Journeyman
I know you guys have flamed him to **** and back, but I just need to say that that was the most effed up list I've seen in my life. How could you ever consider diddy to be worse than DK, or TL worse than Link? I think it's safe to say that this guy is a jellyfish, because obviously he's alive, but it's just as obvious that he lacks any sort of brain.